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PAGE 110, WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, 1976, WHITBY FREE PREISS eIt9 entertaimen u ýMlqN l'ou il, a a 7 Eddime Kernot recording star Dedication MONEY FOR MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY Six Whitby youngsters recently presented Capt. Jim Corner of the W.itbv Fire De;p,.irtment with S3. 14 they raised at a Muscular Dystrophy carnival, held at the hlome of Ian Hopkins, 1 21 Bowman Ave. Fronii left to right are Julia Donova,-I an H-opkins, Anthony Spellen, Alice Visser, Capt. Corner, Glemi Townsand and Annette Donovan. Musc-Aar Dystrophy carnivals are a popular way of raising rnioey for medical research into this disease, and the fire department acts as the collecting agency for the mnoney. Free Press Photo -iýLl e a.L THE FINEST'IN VARIETY SHOW BANDS LOCKERBIE July 12 to 24 GOGAN **D *OTE *S * ONAND* AMPAIN*OSAW O~wdke*~s tu~ GIIIaU* Li "YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THEY ALWAYS SHOW THOSE DISHWASHING COMM ERCIALS!" PUZZLA"E] n1i ACROSS 1 Word with friend or kin 5 Vest il Ethiopian lake 12 Vmndicate 13 Spoken 14 Vic of song 15 Fencing duxnmy 16 Concealed 17 Took the champion- 18 "Mule Train" singer 20 Man's name 21 Fork tine 22 Unforeseen problem 23 Council of - 24 InterTnediate 25 Contralto Stevens 26 Boy Scout's badge 27 Snake 28 Prepared apples for pies 29 Ending for meteor 30SFarTning implement 31 Old musical J note 34 Rofm 38 English river 39 Took it easy 40 Detail DOWN 1 Hold it! 2 Run 3 Throughout (3 wds.> 4 4 Joey"t 5 Kmnd of pool 6 Dodge 7 Religieus school (abbr.) 8 Have great expertise in (3 wds) A WOMEN IN TOOAY'S ANSWER 10 Adolescent 24 Bare (hyph. wd.) 26 Anchored 16 Suggestion 28 Task 19 First-rate 32 Misplaoe 21 Original 33 Turkish 22 Witliered standard 23 Comning 35 Wee bird attractions 36 Luau Who Needs It? To increase circulation, one newspaper advertised an accident policy free to all new subscnibers. A few days later, this advertisement ap- peared in the paper: "Ben Bell subscribed to our paper and was given a free ac- cident policy. On his way home from work that same day, he felI down a flight of stairs and broke an arm, a jaw and both legs. The accident policy paid him $1,000. Subscribe to this paper, receive your free ac- cident policy-and maybe tomorrow you Il be the lucky one. Strapped? In a rush-hour subway train, a gentleman bcnt over and asked the young lady standing nexi to him if he could f ind a strap for her. -I have a strap," she replied coldly. -Then would you mind letting go of my neck- Je, " stated the commuter. Tasted Great When Joncs became con- vinced he was a cannibal, his wife persuaded him to visit a psychiatrist. Re- turning home alter his first visit, the husband wvas asked what a psychiatrist was like. "Deicious," he blurted. "#THE BINGO LONG TRAVELLING ALL-STARS & MOTOR KINGS"# STARTS FRIDAY ADDED -'I P"EARTHQUAKE"dd HWYý 2, 0f LIVERPOOL -ktmedda i LAFFof theWEEK,' j