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WIYknib b W±~±1'UJb i)iNbAX, JUJJY 31, 1991, PAGE 7 PAGE SEVEN' Ad ynaMic duo? Politwa lias not oeased to make strange bedfellows, or, at least, the poiticiana of botl& parties continue to share the sanie bunk. You know the kind of bunk uw mean., Bob Eda&", The Eye Opener, circa 1912, quoted by Hugh A. b MI é~msy in The Beat of Bob Eduwr4. BI4R RPES ~*~aùgof plitici ans sbaring the same bunk, last week OntrjgPeir'Bob 1Êae met with Prime Minister Brian - 14ulroney. At the end of the meeting, the two actuaily said '- something nice about each other. The followixig is a partial transcript of the meeting. BRIAN MULRONEY: Thanks for coming, Bob..Elow was the trip? BORAE: Not bad. I had a tough time nailing a*rde in "Tôtïonto. Once I got-off -the 401 and onto Hwy. 2, about .Whitby, thethumbing got better. BM: I1t1s about this country, Bab. It'. failing apart. Ever since tills Meech Laie tuif. RAE: Tel me about it. BM: Here I arn, trying to k.ep the. country united So we can be a full market. zone for the United States. Au Iget from the people is sort of like, loathing. Bob, they hate me.w RAE: ]Vîn beginning to know what that feels like. But 51. per c:ent, that was a nice feeling. BM: David Petèeon was up there. Then ail he did was cail, an'éection. RAE Maes outhin4 h? BM:.- Not me. I neyver think. I operate from the. instincts of myConéervative doctinaire leanings. yrAE: You don't check poils first? BM: Everybody could lie popul1ar if they did that. What the Canadian people really want is a govennent to b. mad at-Loo k 1k welre both giving 'em what they want. RAI: We've got a lot in common, haven't we? BM: Its humbling to admit. W. should figure out how to help c other. RA:I need money, policies, anything to get jobs started upagiin iOntario. <BM: And I need Home help with the Cswtitution. The provinces ail want more.money, more power, everybodesé0 YfESTTO OKN ORHWSC18 going to theStates to shop, industWs emoving out-o hspcuewa ae rmi o f te " EO Y T TIN. grainGlvaor rece n18T, C. stoe8an country. It'a beyènd control. hspcuews.tknfo h o fteganeeao rce n18.Teso n RAE: Fm gla you feel guilty. But I thought you wanted hotel in the.foreground were bothi destrcwed by lire before the First World War. The houa. in pole to go shopping in the. States. the. background at left was owned by MacomMcTaggart. 'ee r diastiiougt that if they algot atante of Whitly Ayddws photo worked. What I want to do next is to give each province 1al the fpower it wants. Evierbodyd agreed on the. Constitution. 1 ZR G That would make George'Bush happy, too, since he could1TZR O run a trade blitz, agmat eacii province on. at a time. from the. Wednesdy, July 29, 1981 edition 0f the 'DV RA: Buxt iiy n'tyrl lo stoaiieadt? WHITBFREPBESS jobs. Then weMilboth dlaim credit for botii the Constitution and the. jobs. RAE: Think theyl go for it? BM: Who cares? They don't go for anytiiing I teil them 75 TZARS AGO now. But it couldn't hurt, could it? from the Thu<ay Jl 27, 1916 edition cf the. PRAE: Well, you coeldn't go any lower in the. poils. Me, Ive . .Wfb got a littie way to fail yet. ThchtyBr f Education spent over an hour discussing iiow to drain the, higii BM: Oh, go for it, Bob. lIl tbrow in a ride down to the. sciiool'sbasrnnent. main road. HI-itchhiki%ng9' gothere. ý6 Wel mreet thepr *Two trains of 12 cars each, carrying tih. ll6th Battalion from.Niagara Camp to Quebec,ý and pive thein a smling front, tel lem wer. wom:ing ased trough Whitby on July 20.f together to make tuis country a better pîace. AUl thatcrap. * hTown councl lias posted warnings against riding bicycles or motorcycles on thie P.ope et itup.sidewalks of Whitby. RAB: WeIl, if that's what you gotta do to stay in power. é Every owner of an automobile is urged to purchas. an Ontario County map at à coot of 50 BM: Believe me, you do what you gottaL Believe me. cns