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1~ Fie ewmebes n uraCol lege b-oar d Five govornors have recently joined the Durhamn College board of govenors, Doug Manuel, Doni Hooper, Joan Gates, Rob Rooke and Arthur Smith. .Manuel la gen'eral manager of Handi Tfransit Incorporated and a member of the Durham College By Sonia Bebbington Hello. Sonia Bebbington here. Before I begin,. I feel there is something I must say. as explanation for my absence lest week. Too many people commit the grevious sin of taking themselves seriously, and this most unnerving truth bas given me cause for incessant eye-rolling this past week and a hall; as wel as deprived any readers I may have of my moot bang-up column te date. .Unfortuniately, good homour too often goes unappreciated, else it gets f drowned in' asinine plitics. Evexybody grow up and laugh at yourself a little. With ,that hurdie of an introductory paragraph jumped, I should move on te ceurrent D(YC events,. but how so?,Do I tacide them contritely (nay, not tackle, but touch on them, in the ehrement ioned fashion), or do I muster vain attem#pta at reliving past glories, those #imes wben the reporting was easy, and the typing was gooNoIdo not. I ano. hCýensorabip! How foui a beast thou art! Last week was Spirit Week at NDUC. A Jeilo-eating contest took Nplace. on, Monday, and darned if w. al w erendt j mesmerised by àuuhjiggy fun in anriziad of oLous 'esday at lunch we b.d a zpiy «do' in which-students vied foethe honour of giving the best fiSm- animal impression of .11 <~aetat. Wednesday- was the day to whichIwsepcal -3. wasfespecia Fer- it was the «<skate- . boîrd-propeiled-by-a-plunger race indeed, a contest smÎted only rgility of a highly-trained Average.. Thursday was orgrd Nl ninW/OAC Dating Gaine (in which yorrlya aricpated but was bitterlýyrejetddesiteMy brilliant answer about cheese omelettes -- sowat if itwas a yes-or-no question%) and Friday's lunch hour was the tiLme for our Airhead Contest, a madcap event i wich brave participants sing te, the masses whist listening te their chosen piece on a walkperson. rm sure that Spirit Week has instilled in ail DOUC students the saine compréhension of soul and conunmunity that it has in myself, and many tbanks teo ur student council for making this week possible. This year's play was announced on Thursday of last week at the Drama Club meeting. Entitled <Se. How They Run,' this show of shows will run in late April, and promises te be a thatrical Fact finder s appolnted Dr. John Valiquette bas been appoited as fact finder in the negotiations between the Dur- ham separate achool. board and adviso ommittee on special nees. ~Hechaired the steering conitte - for Oshawas participation in National Access Awareness Week. In the past few years,. Manuel bas received numôrous awards for leadership and contribution to the masterpiece of the comic'idnd. Hlere' hoping you a come out te witness the hilarity, and praying that lIl se. you ail next week. Until thon..... community. Hooper, regional personnel director of General Mot6ré, was born and educated -in Mchigan. Hoe has been with General'Motors since 1963, and came to Canada in 1988. Hooper la active ini coscbing littie league sports. Gates is a registered nurse with the Whitby-'- Psychiatric Hospital and president of the OPSEU Local 331. She is a* graduate of the nursing diploma prograni at Durhamn Coilege and is a member of the Registered Nursing Association of Ontario. Rooks is an internai elected student governor. Ho is ini bis third year of - business administration, marketing option, and was re-elected by the student body for a second term. Rooks la a peer tutor and has-bee on--the Dean's honour liat for four consecutive terms. Smnith is an internai elected, faculty governor. Hoeis immediate past président and currenitly vice president of OPSEU Local 354, and is a professor in thecivil technology program. Election forum- at ACVI An election forum for Whitby mayoral candidates will b. held at Anderson CVI on Thursday, Nov. 7. All Anderson students eligible to vote can attend the forum rgnized by Anderson's OAC p l ic i a s. Lynda BufYett, Tom Edwards and'GerryEmm wilI attend the forum, te, start at 2, p.m. ANDERSON CVI Ontrio scholar Ali Aizadeh Heather Armitage Jennifer Camey Sylvia Gauchi Trevor Demersé Jennifer Elmhprst Tracey Hanson Philip La Fleur Jennifer Smolarek Tammy Herring Joyce Leung Janet tachow BethArvAselstyne -MMOL : Jocelyn Chung Kelly Glaus Karen Austin Douglas Berry Jennifer Conrad Mary Cooper Michael Grady Robyn Grant DerM! Ho Melanie Hopkins Kevin Leung Paotina MaLandnno John Stasinakis 'J ~ ~ Werner MaryWaterm~n ~ ~ t f '; b rufui~ nu ,I3Fti~ inabfttt~N~#&fthIIb <3<11 f-I ~ Brad Struthers Cathy Jamieson Suzy Borre. Shannon Burwash Gluseppina Cupelli Shiva Dean Uksa Haick Michael Haidu Rhonda Kellar Anne Malleau Janice Nunney Andrea Taylor Arran Timms Lauren Kent Alexa Ponomarefi Stefan 7Timms Estele Chapin RD"e<tGjaltema, JasonHeaven Nancv.Llima Graeme Whflanmn ylie W iht"w." i4thony*Yirn-i.,ui ,O t« ei~nq; ~<j: J .11 ~irqa qzra~t 9( ilyirdT 9~R~>'101bo iîqqan iJY#M*- t t> WIYFREE F¶RESS, Wlg»iNESDAY, NOVEVIBER 6, 1991, PAGE 35 * ~ i 1 DE.NIS O'CONNOR HIGH SCHOOL, , 1 1 - - - - - - .- -- -- .. . 1 mammdL -3.