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PAGE SEVEN' Learnng takeà a lifetime,. LÂes talk about education. In school, you thought you would escape it if you get old enough. Tough beans, fellow. W. now know that education lasta, a lifetime. Many people insist this is because education methods today ensure it takes a lifetime to learn the- ' -- basics. But I stray. Today we now that new stuff is being discovered daily. We could go on. learning atfo pace and neyer keep up, let alone gain. Let me give an example. Let us suppose you drive out on a country road with a six-year-old one night to "discover" how dark the night is. Suppose that the six-year-old___________ _____________________ "discoverW" two new constellations in the night sky: ________-______---__________---_______ Erin and Milo, respectively. Therefore, before retiring, you 1oether look up a few facts about the night sky. Indu ded in thia is the observation that no hard levidence proves that intelligent life exista elsewhere in the universe. Toilustrate this nuil point, the book displays a sketch of what a creature from outer space would look like if there were such a thing which there What you then rnight "d iscover"' is that six-year-olds can tay up haif the night, fightened by pictures of creatures that don't exist. Other things that no one teaches in school: *Science has yet te find out whyý basements with fiat bottome, leak up from below, while fit roofs, also with fiat bottoms, leak from above te the room below. One answer may be that water is attracted te flatness. A fiat roofrnight be te connéct te your sprinkler system, giving an unending supply with which te water your lawn. *Baseboard electric heat rnight be another.BIKI I answer te sopping up -extra moisture in' fiat PISBM RM~ CHURCI1 C 1909 basernents gr the rooms under fiat roofs. Baseboard The Brooklin Presyterian Church was built on the site of Mitchell Brothers' building nupp1 eletrr het cn h on witermak yor husestore on Church Street in 1862 and demobished in 1926, af ter the Preabyterians joined with elecricheù ca inone- witermak yor husethe Methodiats to form Brooklin United Churcb.ý into the Sahara Desert. If you quiver ail lover at the ph. thought of having nasal congestion the consistency of the Great Coral Reef, then this isfor you. Your Hydro bills will make sure you neyer have to, worry 1 ER G about affording mid-winter vacations te tropical 10TA G islnd. f= heWednesdavMarch 2, 1982 eiton of the Does thie Tooth Fairy: 1. Take the tooth and' leave a loony? 100 YEARS AGO 2. Not take the teoth but not leave the îoony, fin he ida ',Mmh 25,1892 édition of the, eiter?* iciierd Wolfenden bas juet completed a granite monument te tthe Adem Duif family et 3. Léeave the loony beside the teoth, as asked? Burne' Preslwterien Church CemeteryAshburn. this ne, olka Sen you anser,0 Two country boys got drunk iu Town and got inte a fiat fight Ini their wagon as they were together with two clippings of the masthiead of thip* A ick cbild died after it was rmvdfrom a bunngm e uMyte pape (bo at ep o pag oppsite te:Tooti Farye Teacher Anson G. Hende.rsoe of the Colleiate Insttut. la -Master of Coampos4iLodge No. doé Whitby Free 'Presa, 131 Brock St, N., Whitby, 30v AF and AK. Ontario LiN 58! ý1. -ý 1eýý ---------