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Whitby ree Press, Wednesdlay, March 24,1'<993, Page 7 PAGE SEVEN Gettmng the treatment Ringggg...ringgg ... ringgg... Me: Hello. Voice on the other end: Good evening, Mr., ah, Snow, ah, no, Bird, no, here it is, Swan. This is Tandy speaking. Me: Hello, Tandy. Tandy: And how are you tonight? Me: Okay. Tandy I'm alling for the Scrub-Right-to-the-Roots Cape Shmoo Company. We are in the, ah, whatever, your, neighborhood, and we, have this, special, we'd (noise like snapping gum) do three rooms like any three rooms for $89.95 or your eldest child, whickever cornes first. Yainý- terstd? Me: Only $39.95? Tandy: Yah, 'cept for 'stria scharges 'n stairs 'n stufi' like that. For a mere $29.95 more well also get your fleas with Agent Orange. (More gumsnapping noises.) Offers good only until the cows corne home. Me: In that case ... Ringggg...ringgg...ringgg... Me: Hello. Voice on the other end: Good evening, Mr., ah, Snow, ah, B3ird, Swan. This is Cassandra speaking. Me: Great. This is Bill talking. What can I do for you? Cassie: Mr. Bill, I'm calling fer Kili Yer Weeds with Kindness. Now I know this 18 not the season, but if you make an appointmnent now to have your lawn chemnically neutered throughout the growing season, we will throw in three radiation treatments to the pet or child of your choice. Me: That's great! How much? Cassie: That's $39.95 for up to 995 square inches. Could I put you down for, say, three treatments? Me: For the lawn or kids? Cassie: Whichever. For an extra $29.98, GST thrown in, we'll take down your Christmas lights. Me: In that case ... Ringggg...ringgg ... ringgg... Me: Hello. Voice on the other end: Good evening, Mr., ah, Snow, ah, Swan that's it, it's written right here on this index card in front oiï me. My name is Melody. Me: Hello, Melody. Melody: I'm calling on behaif of the telemarketing DIRECTORS 0F WIHTBY ROTARY CLUB, MAIICL 1933 people of your telephone company. We want to make sure From Ieft to right, standing in front of the Whitby House Hotel, are Graydon Goodfellow, y ou are enjoying your telephone to the full of its capacity. Arthur Allin (treasurer), Dr. Graham MacDougaîl, Dr. George Stevenson (president), George Weve noticed there are several timne siots during which you Astley (secretary), Abert Browning and Ed Bowman. As Whitby's first service club, the don't receive phone calls. Is there a problem? Whitby Rotary Club was founded 60 years ago in 1933. ityAwvSpo Me: I know. I- feel rather bad about that. It's theWhtyAhvopht after-midnight slot, isn't it? Melody: I can see you're aware of it. That's a big step. We'd like to help out in any way we can., 10 YEARS AGO Me: Yah, but we have to sleep sometime. I mean, look at from the Wednesday, March 23, 1983 edition of the earlyrmornin g . Our daughter's friends start calling at 6 wrn'nlY FREE PRESS a.m. Telemarke rlte linesz from four until mitinifiht. A tdofaftcodtosilbehdfoointedahofarsiggudatuns that for so little you can make one person happy. fo h hrdy ac 0 93eiino h Perso: Wel ... l ',yTBY GAZETTE ANJD CHRONICLE Voice on the other endt If y ou say Yes today, well * It will cost $6,000 te make necessary repairs to, the Henry Street public school. throw in a lunch certificate for a haîf a soft drink at your George 1. Wilson is selling photographs of Whitby's intermediate hockey teani. child's favorite Styrofoam Food Place. Hello? Hello? ... She f Frank Jones has sold his residence on Brock St. S. for $3,000. hung up. I thought only husbands hung up. IlIl get even. ll * Whitby lumber merchant George Cormack, Jr. died at Toronto on March 18 of post her number with aIl the Rug Cleaners in town.I appendicitis.