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Whilby Fre. Prou, We*iesdy, June 8, 1994, Pago 7 McFarlane funnes This week's column has been iwrtten b y students in Mrs. Meraw's Grade 4 class at Leslie McFarlane Public Scbool. The topie: The Funniest... by Stephanie Bette When we went to Arizona we were in the backyard and this humongus bug was flying around. Mr Mom was running an d yelling hier lights out. Then she ran into the bouse but 1 was still outside. So I jumped in the pool and hid under an air mattress. By Jennifer Webb When my mom w'as about seven or eight she was takingý riding lessons. One day ber horse got really scared and went out of control. My morn was really smali at the time and she was wearing a riding helmet that was too big! The helmet slipped on my Mom's face and she couldn't see. She heard someone shout "DCK so she did. And then she. realized later that she had______________________________________ missed Ibeing bit by a branch by only a couple of ._________________________________ inches. _________________________________________ by Jenna MacDoneli When we went on a boat at Ontario Place. My Mom and brother were sitting at the back of the boat when a bird plopped on their hands and arms while tbey were putting onl Sun tan lotion. They rubbed it in and my Dad said, "WMy is there s0 much suntan lotion on yqur guys?" They said they hardi put an y on. So, the~ started rubbing it in and it feit weird. They both yelled, "Yuck, it's bird plop," and wiped it by Jeremy Burns The funniest thing that ever happened Wo my Dad was when be and I went to WalMart. Every one was looking at hinm because bis zipper was undone. by Andrew 1Lamiot Once I was going Wo my cottage. It takes two hours Wo get there. We unpacked our bags and went into our cottage. The first thing we did was get something Wo eat. We brought a pizza and warmed it up in the microwave. Then we went swimming but I was scared t'O in. My mom said: "There's notbing in here but fish,a so 1 went into the lake. Then a crab bit bier toes and 1 said: "Nothing in here but fish, eh, Mom?" The next thing we did was go in our boat. When we were near the middle of the lake, my Dad fell out of the boat. I got scared so I jumped out. But my Mom drove the béat and picked us up. ASDBURN PUBLIC SCHOOL CHILDIEN, 1918 by Joshua Gianello From left to riht are: Gladys Parrott, Ruth Stuttaford, Hazel Tarvis, Vera Leach, My mom and I went to the fair and went on al the Maijorie Wilson, Meagaet Wite, Dorothy Fisher, Jean Heard, Florence Heard and Iva rides. By the time were finished it was 8 p.m. There Varcoe. The echool was built of granite fieldstone about 1861 and becaine a comxnunity was one more ride Wo go, called The Octopus. Just centre in 1967. Wib ibv ht before my moment went on she had some pop.WhtYACVoPoo MyMom and 1 went on the ride. My Mom was 10 YEARS AGO laughing _so bard that she made such a burp that Jn 94eiino h into ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ rn myro fieiybokbc hephni asdnea ednhr Pavllnesn Oct. 27.194eino h When my Mom was a teenager, she was at ber e The Ontario County Rifle Association is planning a shooting match to send entrants to best friend's bouse for sleepover. They said tbe first the provincial match on June 22. person Wo fall asleep gets their bra in tle freezer. She a George H. Dartnell, a vetéran of the Fenian Raids of 1866, has been promoted to Brevet was the first one asleep. In the morning she saw ber Major in the 34th eattalion. bra in ber friend's freezer. She bad Wo wear no bra a VWhitby will play a laèrosse match at Bowmanville tomnorrow. b home because it was frozen. e The Town Property Committee has planted shade trees on the agricultural grounds at a SEE PAGE 13 c of- Yb ~cents qac.