··· · !@ji!MajilliW4 0' wen· · ··G·s ·· Humorous Definitions. SCIEN'I'IFIC. - '., \Mi31W'll a CATARR H. 0 Pia n os '.l'u n ed & Ke1>a ired. It A smart, r ith y, or humor ous d efi uition T'rof. H Munk , a worke r of some emi. ARTIES WISHI N'G 'l.'HEm P I ANOS 0 ATARRH.-A new 'l'reattuen t wb."lr eby a often furnielacS a happ7 illustra tion of t he ll~ nce in agricultural chern)stry, says t h at cnre i a effected in from one to thre Tuned or repaired fi"nhavethcm a tteuded pt·onrb ial bTl?lVit y which Is tho soul of modew_te inuscular exel'ci~e inereases the permanent ~reatmen t s. P articulars and Treatise free on to by leaving word at I he DOMINION ORGAN whom everybody knows as the aueeesslul - BYwit. WI.t itself has n ot inaptly been yield of milk, b ut tha t violent emotion r eceipt of stam p. A. II. DIX ON & SON 13<i7 Co's OF><'toE, nowrna.n' Ille. A ilrst-clas m an u 1an :t gC r of the ' 'IOW oelng in theil· m p li, ,_ called "a p l.,ns<lll·1 s urpl'ise ovet· tru th ;" h inders the procesci of. milk st>cretion . King Street , West, T oronto, J\· f . .A . J nd wisdom, of ten i ts near ally, iH, in the a .AT T J! /C 01m1cE, Dairy far mer B may turn his r enwrk s t o W H A1' '! 'HE HEV. E . B. STEVItNSON, B. A., A opinion of a- t:len ;r writer , " notl1ing more CLERGYMAN OF '!'HE LONDON CONFERENCE profi t. , <ll!1l00lecitio1>"" !Ung St., l:1'wamw v lll .,,,OJl l of America, seys that while ~. ~assenger from t han ed ucated cunnh1g." "Habits are Ob ' Tfl lt M E T IIOlllS'r CHURC.H OF CANADA );cw Yo1·I< on ooaru a ship golllg aroillld Cape H AS TO SAY IN REGARD TO A . H . DIXON & what we learn and can't forget ," aa.ys t he Sit· H enry B os·iemer I1as anno unced T :ElR:D48 : l ior n, jn tU(: ea.1 ly da ys of c m~ ~ ration to Ca ISON'S NEW 'l'REATMENT l 'OR CA'JlARRU. aame auth or, who also d tfi1_1ea silence as t ha t by r.he use of a. vory i1are cha.1·ooal :t.00l)e r1ui nu m ,or $I. ~1111r11a l d in a dv:rn " c ~f~n11i a., h e lca.1ncd thu.t o:::rn of tho officers of "a eafe pla ·e t o h ide in," aud a l ie as pig ir on and its treatment by a specl3l Mcs . ·?s~rr_J_:A°fI~)i>~:O~t,RJ:°'s~~N March 17. 1883 'Payment stric tly in ndvance required from "!.Ile vc>sd h :itl c ured. himself , d urmg tl1e voyDru.it Sms- Yours of the 13th instant to hand. fl §1 U ·' ' ·the ver y best com pliment that can be method, a B~ssomer st eel i ~ pr odnoc:d, ·tbscribers out.'lide of the uounty. Orders to age, of a u o:>stina.t o d'sea.se by t he ui:;~ of 79 QUEEN ST I ONDO"'T E C paid to truth. " " Show him an 1 wg a nd wh wh on a natysii; i~ foand equal i n p urit.y I t "'eeme almost too good to Le tl'Ue th>Lt I am ,;icontinue the pu.per mu~t be accompara icd b~ curerl of Catarrh, but I know t ha.t 1 am. 1 h1tvo .I.' ' · ., e amount due, or the paper will not be s topped. ins ta.ntly thl1 air is full of feat h ew," aaid to t he h igh esr. bran ds uf stee1 made from had no.r ettu·n. of the disease and never felt b e >-> O'la d t 0 COrI.espon d Wl 'th ·1bsoribet·s ure r eapousiblount \l foll1»iyment i s better 111 my life. I bave tried so many thing· 1. a h umorist, den ning a san guin e m3.u. blistered b'\ra · uM.e. " A moral chamfJleon " i~ a ter~e r eckon· Capt . D. E Dutton, of the U nited ;c:;a~:.tth;}i~'i!1'~~~~ l~r·~~ci~~-~~1f~~ t~~ari:i.~ Apple Growers, Merchants and Since then l\7r. J,m,AND has recommended RA'l'ES Ut' AD\l' R~~Tli81! N <r.: ~-= ing u p of v. humb ug. M an 's w hole life S tat"a Geological Survl;ly, i s now ~uooe~~ rct1>lly better . Sluppers, · . Wl "th a view · t 0 A n t umn 7.holo Column one ycr.r ...... ...... . $&0 00 :j ~ ,,; A YER' S SA.RSAI>.A..RIJ.;r....t in mnny s imi lar I consider that mine was a very bll.d case : it ha~ bel:ln cyuiclllly su mmed up in the sen· full y proaecutmg t l1e inve~ tigai ion of the eases, and lle h~1s never yet llcnrd of i ts f111l..~.~ :,· lin.lf ye~r : .. .. . ... . ~ . ~o 00 ;~ ~ ~ .va~ aggrava.ted and ch ronic, involving the d S · a b ,· Ono quart.er . .. .... .. 20 0-0 "'"' ~ ure to etfect a radical cure. tenue, " Yu ut.h i~ a blunder ; middle life, b asalt t.en it or y, lying in N ew 1\foxico. t o throat "s well as t.he nasal passages, and I an pn n 0 us1nes::i. !alt Column one year .. ....... .. . .. . 30 00 - · Some yearg ago one of J\lr . r,E [,AXD' S fat'lll a s t ruggle ; and old age, a regret." t he e11.bt a nd sou th of the area al re<1<ly thonght I would require t he t hree trea tments · " H a lf yer.r ...... ....... . 20 00 but feel fully cured by t he two sAnt me, and I Tbey WJll also crive the u sual laborers bruised h is leg. Owiug to th e b ad One qur.rte'r .......... 12 50 Whimsical defini tions a r e so metimes d esm:ibod h y him m h ii! r eI>orts on t h1i am tha nkful t hat I w as ever induced to send . . , n rmrter Column one yev-r .. ... ...... 20 00 state of llis blood, au ugly scrofulous swelling quite as n ea t and tellin g as t hose of a Utah p lateau and the canon coun t r y. to.~ ou . fac1ht10s t o cust omers requirin.Q' a d" " Half year .. ....... . . 12 50 or lump appenrcd on t l1c h1j urcd limb. H or .. Iou arc at liberty to use this letter statin ~ ~ 5 smarter k i nd. Dr. J oh nson confessed t o The N orth . of England cor r espon deht that I have been curt d at two treatme1 " One qua1·ter .. . .. . . . 8 00 it11, and va.nces. 8 1-70 r iblo itclliug of the sk in, with burning and ·.It lines a nd under, fi rst insertion .. $0 50 a.dy th at it was pure ign ora n ce t hat of the E ngi neer says t h e u sa of t he <' . h!Ca l I sh all f»ladly recommend your 1 ·emedy to som e · darting paius through the lump, mncle life Each subsequent inse1·tion ... ... 0 25 · -- - - - -made him defiue "past~ rn, t he k n ee of a tric light does .not seem t o b e increasing of my rnends who ar<l sutl'erers. almogt i 11tol cra hlc. Th o leg became enorr101n six t o ten lines, fh·st i nsertior., 0 76 _ Yours with many th ank s, horse ;" bu t h e could har d ly m ake the in tue ir on w orks t·f the Cleveland dis. Each ~ubseqnent insertion .... .. 0 35 _ 10 n1ousl y enlarged, anti running nl cers formed, REV. E . B.STEVENSON, "<:ir ten lin es, first insertion,per line 0 10 same excuse for deiining p en sion, " an t rict. Th ere is e ve ry reason to believe discharging gr eat quantities of extremely ,l 'o _R_O_N_ ' r -o. April 24. 1882, · · ' Each subsequent inser tion , " 0 03 ::_ allowance made to any one wit hout an that t h is ia d u e m e!'ely to a tempora ry olfensivo mat t er. No treatment was of any A . EI. Dixon, Esq., 305 K ing st,, We.9t. Agent f o r l'he numLer of lines to be reckoned by equivalent ," A pa.t riot, some writer t ells r eaction, and that v er y soon ther e will b e avail until tlie' nmn, by Mr. LELAND'S dlrecDEAR Srn,- We t alre pleasure in statin g t hat H} space OC(,'Upied, meaaured by a scale of t ion, was supplied wit h Anm·s SAUSAPA· llM'tner, who had for years been Q u~, is " one who lives for t he promot ion a m ore gen,·ral e m ploJ! m ent of it than our junio1 > lid Nonpareil. troubled with Catarrh . wa5 successfully cured .. l\ILLA, wh ich n.ll<tyccl th e p11ln and irr itation, of his coun try's union and dies in it ;" and ever. by t hree trentmen ts of your remedy. '!'he (.A. LL SIZES) healed the sores, removed the s welllllg, and a her o. ' ' h e who, after warmi ng h is The first s melting works i n Aus t ralia Catt arrh wasmnch aggravated. w ltl1 continual Guaranteed to give ftrst -olass satisfaction or J; . ! ' 01"1.'JU:, .M.D. completely rcst,orcc l the li mb to use. into the t hroa t, accompanied hy loss no sale. .Also dropping enemies, is toa~ted h y h is friends. " have commenced op erations in the newly · RADU.A.'r E of Queen's College, K ingston of vaioe, hawking and spitting and blocking up Mr. LELAND h as personally used ( a.nu llfombm· of Col~ Ja:e of Physivians and Of juvenile d efin itions, " d u st i s m u 1 discovered silver reQ;ion of Mif;chell'~ of the nostrils, ~.ll of which wo are pleased to ·ll!geon e , Ontari o. with the j uice ~queezed ou b ; scar cely so Creek. n ear Bathurst. The scene of S!!.JT dis1\ppoared 11lmost immeltiately after the W Office and Residence, E nniskillen . 17. seient ific as P almerston 's d e1in ition of d ir t op er ations is called anny Corner , 1md t'emedy wa~ applied. Your r emedy is eertaiuly a nd 1tll uther kinds of - - ---·-..- ... an invalnable on'c anct we hope all who nrny as " mat ber in t he wrong place. " A fan, the distrrnt is b elieved to be as r ich in be suffering from this disagrccablo disea~e will JJ>r. A.. Jml'rH, fo r Ithonmatji::111, with en t iro ~m ccc~s ; and, 1l, as we are sa.t.1sfied they willi!nd we l earn, is " a thing to brush war m off argenti fer ou s ore as is t h at ot the Barrier give it a t r i1 I RADU.A.'.l'E OF'l'HE 'l'ORON'l'O llNIVJJ:R· a fter careful ob~m·vu. tk n , clec!:ir1,: ~1 t ha t, in success. f SITY, P hysician, Surgeon, &c. Ofilce King w~t.h ; " ~n~. a" monkey, "a small boy R angPs Other smelting works have been lt a completo 11is iJ clicf , there 1s uo li!~ Lilc i 11 0 111 t.llo n ·or 1ll Yon rs very trul>, ·reet , MORRIS' BLOCK · .Bowmanville. Orders by mail w ill recci\' u prompt attention. ' with a tail ; ~alt, whai; makes, your begun, :md t h e whole ll.r e under t.h e w~c NOllRlS & SON, e q u ,tl to H for t:.io C L! ·.'C of Liver Di.Gord(n·.s, Wholesale Piano>11md Organs, Address, W . H. V.LPER. Box 101, potatoes taate bau wh en y ou don t put ' di rection of mintirs who have had coneidG. D . C lAlltV.llUi ,, i;. ~~ .. JI. Sc., lll . D., C J.JJ! .' Cont, 'Lll o c li.!cts oi' h 1g l1 l h i:1~. Sa lt No. 8 Adehtido St East. 40. any on ;" " wakefulmiss, eyes all t he erablo ox perieoce in A mHioa. BROOKLIN. Rh~uw, Sores, JLl 1uptiGas, uncl all the ·L ICENTIATE OF THE COLLEGE AlDYlCE 1'0 :H01'IllEJ:.t !I. time coming u nbutt oned ·" and " ice' T w· J i · mpor tant filters · ·beo , m · woriou.s f orn1s o t' l>lood diseusco. ' . are descri " of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario. .Are yon disturbed 1tt night and br oken of wat er that stayed ou t too late m the cold th J t d Ph · t OJ · Th ' Ve have l\Tr, LEL.~:rn's pcrm:ssion to invite OFFICE A ND HESIDI~NClC :-Main St., Orono. e ow1iia e armaciee iemi.c. e your rest by" sick child suffering and crying and w on t to sle ep." n ll who may desire fnl'ther evidence i n rei;ard wit h pain of cutting teeth 'I H so, send at once A ach oolboy ask ed t o defin e the word Ch'."mberland filt er consist~ of it p o ros .J. ' "- Uc.ILlmg l·Un, JI!, D ,, t o the cxtr:wrdina"y curative powers of and get .. bottle of MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING Has received her new stock of " sob " .w himpered ou c . , , I t m eans cylin der of grou!1~ porcel~I'l burned _to lCI:£NTIA'l'E Ol! ~ 'l'HE HOY AL COLLEGE SYRUP l> OR CHILDREN 'l'EETIHNG, I ts value is ' , ' . such a heat t hat it IS capable of t r a nsmit · incalculable. I t will r olievc the poor little ' of Physicians and member of the Royal A'nm's S.1.nSAPARILLA t o see h im p ers onally either a t his mammoth Ocean H otel, when a fellow don t mean to cry a nd rt t ' ]' N ·a b . t I'd It · d 11lege of Sur geons, E dinbur1 d1. Depend upon it. mothera, bursts out it self." A nother defi ned a m g i.,m 8: U G n o so i 8 · is u~e snffererimmediatoly. ·JHl.ee : MO lUU:::I' BLOCK King-s t., Ho wman- Long Branch, or at tho popular Lclaml Hotel, there Is no m istake about it. It cures dysentnry comma " a pel'i< ,d with a long tail. " In_ Pas~eur s l a.bor a t(lry foi; aeparat mg lle. a.nd diarrbcea, regula tes tho s tornaclt > \nd antl invites the Ladies of BowIlroa<.lw:iy, 27th and 28th Streets, N ew Yot·k. . . m ICr obia from their cultur e hqu!ds. P as- bowels, cures win d cohc, softens tbe gums, J\Ir. L"ELAND'B extensive knowledge of th0 DR· ·J. c. Nnrm rnr.1,, A youngst er was asked t o g~ v~ _his idea of teur h as foun d that on filt eri ng w ith i t r eduoes inflammation, and gives tono and man ville and vicinity to call lone hy this u nequ alled e1·udicator o~ the rue" mng of "respons1bihty," so h e , . · . enet'gy to tbe whole system. MHs. WINSt,ow's EMBE R OF COLLEGE Ol!' P HYSICIANS go~d c said : " W~ll suppoaing I had onl y t wo t h e ~os. impure wa.ters. t he ge_r ms or m1- SOOTHING SYRUP FOH 0HIT.DRE r.- TEETHING is and see her Pattern · { and Surgeons, Ontario, Coroner. etc. b lood I>Oisons enables him to givo iuquirora b ' ff cr·obm cannot p 11 ss t hr ough It. I n t he pleasan t to tho taste, an,d is the pt·escription of ·)tlice a nd Hesidcnce, Enniskillcn. H. much valuable information. ottons on my .tr.ousers, a n d one came o ' Maigr en filt er t he act ing medium is a one of t h e c 1ldest MJ·l best female nnrses and · t f d d h d t fr d pbysici&11a in the United States, and is for sale all the r espons1b1ht.y wou ld r eot on t h e l'l!.EPA.lIBD l!Y / n . iirnnKE Sl!liu·soN, other button . " mix ure o pow ~r~ y ra e o . 1me . ~.n by all drugi-\'ists th!'Oughou~ t ho world, Pr ice an d assortment oi . .ARRIS'l'EH., 80LICI'f0R, &c., MOR R.ls Dr. J.C. Ayer &Co. Lowe ll, Mass. " Giv e the definitton of admittance," of boneblack. 'Ih1 s :_ipparat us is said to 25 cents a bottle 1 BLOCK, uri stairs, Kini{ Street, Bo>Vman ·., · h t t h h d b Tl · b e capabl e of r emoving not merely sus·' le , Solicitor for the Ont.ario Bank, R lllS'. f m ul (;OJ!ill'O lt'.!.' t o lbc SUDIJ;'R I N(;;. aa1LI a veac er o e ea · oy. un d l b t d· l d · · t' Sola by all Dr uggists; ~I. six bottles for $5. 1venh from the h ead t o near the foot of p en ec u mso ve u npun ies. t"rlvat(I M.&u cys loaned s.t the lowest r ates, u B r u"lvn's U ou~cJtouJ d P a n a c ea " l1a s no the class, all b eing unablQ to t ell t he A men:-oi~ by l\i. F . F . ~e Roux, _ o n equal ror relieving p1 1ln, both internal and exS1'0lt1E :-fOccontl i)c rnr \ Vest or '\VU ltaru s .Joh11 Keith Gal1J1·ui t ll, meaning of i t , until it r eached a lit tle boy au e?'penmental d.;,mon2trat10n of the rn- ternal. It cnr" P11in in the Side, Daok or Bu tel·e.. Stan Howela, Sor e Thrmtt, Hheuinatlsm. Toothache, · A R HI:::l 'l'ER, SOLICITOR, NO'l'ARY wh o had seen the circus bills posted verow n of the ell' c,tr :-'motor fore<~ p rod uced Lumbago and a.ny kind ef u. Pain or .A.ch,,, " It l P UBLIC, &c. Ofticc-H.,e(l's Block, over ill most sur ely qmcl<en the Blood 1mc l Heal, abou t the village, and who exulaimed : hr tb~ cont<1cb or iron <tr1ct copi:er a :; a . Battings store, :King Stre0t, Bowman ville. 1 t\8 its acting powers is wonderfnl.' J3rown,s . onev t o lend " .A.dm itban ce means one shilling, au,i h igh oemp e1·ature, ,h~s be,.n su~m1tted to liollsehold l'>Lnacet.," bem g aclrno wlAdged a s - -o- children half-p rice." ·h;i Acada.my of i:5 c1ence9, P :tr1s. From t he grea t Pain Holiovcr, n.ntl of douulo th e .cto:mi:R 'l' AJUiO!Jlt, "Wha t is a junction, n ur se " asked a rla·i, r~sults, of seve.ml expe~i !11ents, con· strengt h of a ny other l~llxir or Liniment in t he shonld bo in every famili· handy foru~e · l!lGil:;T RAR, WES'! ' DUIUIA M ISSUER seven -year-old fairy th e other day 0 11 ~ d 11' v · I mrn er vacy rng condit10rrn, M. L e wo1·ld, w.b.en wa11 r .ed. "sA Jt, really is the boat remedy ' ot Marris.go Licenses, Barrister and At tor· rail way p latform." .A. jun ction, mr P.,ou:x .:onc!ut1es t~at at a~out the temin the world for Crnmps iu the Stomach, and ·Y &t La w and Solicito1· in Chancery. Mon ey a s j nst ope nPd DreRS a n d Mantle l\faking in med on Real Est ate. Office on K in g street, con nocti o n wi th her Millinery Doparlrnonl, dea r 1" answered the nurse, wi th t he all' p~rntn·'<· o t 1 ,000 . Cenn 11grade an elec· Pains nnci Aches of all kinds. "ftud. i~ f or sttle by all Druggists at 25 ce11ts a bottle. I .:::_ havmg secured it ii rnt · cl ass D res~ Maker ·wmanville. of a very superior per son m d eed; " w hy, tr1c. curl'enh passm g .from the copper _ to ---- ·- - - --a nd can guarautco fi rst-cl\lSS work OONsu;,n·'.l'ION CliltlE>l)._,.,c,,_n om pliyaioinn ib's a. place wher e t wo r oada separat e. " t he ~ r 0n .hea t R the pmr:tt cf conl;acc, while '111. T. 1·nn:r.n-s iu a ll t ile latest styles. etired from practice. having had ulacorl in ,. ?'.:'.'~---~-' ~~~~~~ To hit off a jury aa " a body of men cool mg it a.~ die mdmary temper ature. r ICENSED AU UTIONJi~Eit for the County A Large S tock of D ress Velvets hands by an E aat India missionary t he for mul a 1 of Durham, Sales promptly attended. organized to find out which sid e ha3 t h e .A k n owledge of thm faet., n ow fol' the ofa simple ve~etabJo remedy for t he speedy always on hand ; also a large st ook of - ~ddresB-Hamuton P. O. 59. sma.r t eat fo.wyer," is to satirise m~ny of fi~s~ ~im e d em·?nst r a·c-1 ,,,ay,' it has beeo and permaneu tcureofUonsumption.Bl'on chit is, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lun>r Af· our "intelligtmt fellow-countrymen. " an ticipated , a~ect n ,.t "o.r \/' tn~ theory 01 fectio11s, I~. J IU'lrCHil!IOI\I , also a positiYO a nd r adicnl cure for -JB~The word " suspicion " ia, in t he opinion th. e rmo-el?ctn m cy, bllr, " so tnat of cer Nervona Debllity i>nd all nervous Complaints, · I CENSED AUCTIONEER, CONVE Y.AN jnst arrived in the Jn.test st;·les and colors. after having te8ted ifs wonderful curative ' ' CER and Ccmmisai& n ~r in B. R. !'ales at of a jealous h u sband , ·· a. feeling t h at tam chemical phoao c:uon:i.. Call a nd ~ee the goods for your selves, you w il.l powers i n t.honsands of cases, has felt it his nded to promitly and ut. r easonable rates. find them t he la test and best iu to w11. compels you to t ry to find out som ethi n g G lass h aa been in u se from so remote a duty t o mak0 it lmown to !us su1feri11g fe llows. mAddress- Enniski ilen P . O. m' lam fully _Prepared to attend Funet'als <011 laah! ltc ·slrnpc d I n nil the :l.at est St yles. whiuh you don'b w ish bo kno w." A good p eriod of antiquity and h a.s so intimately Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve the shortest notice, at the lowest possib],) ra.tes human B tlfforing, I w lll send free of charge, to ORN HUGHES . - L iceraserl Auctioneer, MRS. DONNELLY.. defiuitwn of a " Pharisee" fa a " t rades- associated itself with the progress of civ1- all ~askets and Burial Cases ready on short notice: who desiroit, t his recipl'l,in Germa.n,Frcnch, , Valuator and Arbit rntor F ire and Life ma11 who U:!el'l l ong prayer11 !f,Ud shor 5 liz&tlon that it is n ot surpriaing to J:in d or Enr<lish, w ith f u ll direotione for J)reparrng Bn·st-cla.ss hear se 011 very moderate :.orms. .sur=ce. Notes and Accounts Collected. Shrouds and Co!1Jns constantly on hand. ]'un weights ;" of a " h umbug, on e 'who improvement s in its man ufoc L ure r s oJ'ten and using. Sent by mail by add ressing with era! cards su11phed at once. ]'llrnHQ.re s'o....,, P~ .oney to Lend 011 reaw nalJJe terms. A<ldress Rtam1J, namilui: tllls paper, vv. A . NOYJDS 149 ,;.rtw1·ight, Ont. ~72 Show Hooms-Bounsall'sNcw Bloclc · - agr ees with everybo dy ;" and oL a as t he u ecessity for th em h t111 ariR':ln . Pow;.r's BlockRochestm· N. Y. · !Iii. All furniture sold by me i s made by ·tho U. C I "ty r ant, t he oth er version of llomebody '~ F r om th e p aintin gs fou nd by W 1lkinsun ~ QOOD WI FEGUAJ.tANTEED TO Furn!turo Co. of BowmuuvilJe. I do not buy "Hen" CouaH Ou1rn, 25 CENTs.Pres hero." An Amer ican lady's idea of a at B ani -Hassan fo appears t hat t h e a r t of slop fnrnitm·e and represen t it to have been L ever y man who buys his Licon~o from mttde by the U, C. ~'. Co. of thh1 town. ' ·~ NRY SYLVESTER, E nnisk:illen. ballet -girl w as, " an open m uslin um· of glase-blowing w aE k nown at least 3,500 cript ion of a Boston P I1ysician, d ispensed Al~o 11.g-ent for t be LI·QUOR 'J'EA for this tOIVll. brella with two pink h andl es ;" a nd. a yearn 3go. Somet im es new processes in year s by a Boston druggist. ONE DosE and vicinity. I t is oheap and as good as can lie W , -W. Di<CIDlY, P arieian's of " chess, a humane substi - dealing wi1 h t h e r aw mater ial s have pr e will cure a11y ordinary cough. It acts al got m tho market. A valuable prize given ' ' E'l'E RINARY SURGEON, graduat e the with every pound. t ut e for har.d labor. " T hin nonp , duced desirable and sometimes st,artling most magically. A sk Stott & Jury for a · Ontario Veterinar y College. OJflce and aocordin g t o an Itish mendicant, i s " a r esult<!. It is said that some .Anglo·Ger- 25 een t b ottle of "Hmi" Couarr CURE, ··sidonoe, NJJ;WTONVII.LE, Ont. q ua rt of water bniL~ d d own to a p int, t o m an man ufacturers have recently tm·ne<l and don't b e put off w ith any other. Will visit Orono every T uesda y. Offico h ours - - --- --- --- ------ - -·- - ·lm 12 a. m. to 4 p. m .. at Coulter's Hotel. make it strong." 'out glass as har d an d tough as cMt iron, ANTED, a resident A~ent in every ;pecial attention p11id t o Surgery. 32-l y* Of definitions of a b achelor" a u un-l and t h at t hPv inten d to make of this hard That Old, Reliable Kmcr of Pain alt.a r-ed man ," "a sin gular b eing , " and . and comparatively light crystal , stairs, Village, Towll and City oft.he Dominion argo, a few '1'1·a.vellers tO sell ourNJCW AIR Gos 11'7icther I n.tCT'l'lal 01· External .o Bo! Gcntl!e1uen oCFaii11a P m ·'l·!J Dav i s' Paln :J-[Uh·<t· sh.ou/,1, 1ttWe a "a t arget for a m iss," are e pt enough. ntreet lamp p er.ts, and gas and water M.~CRINES, £01· making- Ara Gas 50 uer caot. cheaper than coal ga~. eq1rnlly as Goon. No place in cvCMJ Pactory, JV:acltlnc SltOJ! a n.4 A walking-stick may be described as " the pi pes. It w t hought th at they can make i 0 111!, net so :tr. · ut . FlRE or power r equil ~d. 11'.l:ade in .ill sizes lf.lill . on every 1,,ri r ni, a-rul in every ..fltJ1lse.h olcl, 'r cn-rly f o-r i 1nnied iat e u so, 1l-0t <ml1t f or old man's ~trength a nd the young m an's these and similar articles of glasa 30 per from 15 BURNERS t o 1,000. for PRIVA'rE HOUSES, Has Mndc i1I1my C:Jmnizcs. ,a.v e writt()n those few lines Accidents, Ou ts, R ·r uisc.·, ere.. but fo" Bmcei weakn ess ;" an d an u mbr ella 11.s "a fair ~ent cheaper t h an t hey ean make them of STORl!:B, HOTELS. F .ACTORIEB, STRTCilTS, MINES, \.nd all I have to aayetc.. Aadress, 'l'mt \JANA D l A.N AIU GAS Gmn pla.int,s, 8'1.tcl' a.s 7Jl<vr1·ltw1,, I>tiH<~n ~.~·y, - --(o)- - MACRlNF, MAN UFACTURING C0.. 115 St a.t you can find me still a t home, Choler< t I n fan t unt 1 sud.d,t>n OoT~!.~, (Jhill -3, a nd foul weat h er friend " who h as bad cast iron. tam not gone a w ay. lleu,rrllqia , fltr~ .· et c . . Sold e1Jl"l"J/'U'·~;e ' " many ups an d down s in the world." A A paper rm the diamond-bearing rock s . Francois Xavier Street. 1/Iontreal, P. Q . 43-ly Price, 20c, 2hc and l51J:- [lf'r J ; ,,:u,·. a.11 my k ind old 1 r iend s may come, w atch m ay be hit off as " a. second·ha.n d of South Africa h as been contribut ed by \ nd all t he young ones, t oo, DAVIS & LAWREN CE CO. ILimitoi:d. affair ; " sp ectacles as "secon d sight " or Prof. ll. E. Roscoe to the Philosophical ,a got their garment s n icely m ade W h n1esa.lo A!..,f"L l r-. !\lou t:ea.I. fo f ashions that a.re ne w; " friend ly glasees ;" and a wig as "the Society , Mancbe~te r. O f two s hafts s unk "iere old and youn g, dto»rfrlends , may meet t op of t he poll," "pickecl locks," and in the Kimberley Mine, t.he one i n 1 ,he To the Hartford lt'ire Inswrance Oo. \. w efoome P'r eetinl>'. bv R. PEA'l'E I hereby return thanks for the yaromp t pay. " poached har e." An d any on e who is " pipe " pasr.ed th1·ough thri.e feet of l'ed ·---'--------------· men~ by your ag-e11t, Mr. Tho". Brnr.ham. for t r oubled with an empty pure m v.y be saml, 15 feet of t ufaceous l imestone, 30 dam,.ge done to my house by fire. l received comfor t ed wi t h t h e r Edieot.ion t hat " no feet of SGfn earthy diam ond rock- The a casb. clieck by return mail a(ter my claim MRS. C. C. BURK. t rial could be lighter. " other shaft in th e shade n ear the " pip(," wus forwarcled. ~ HAS R ESUMED B U SINESS E ST AB LISH I<~ D 1 8 84, "Custom is the law of fools," a nd penotn1ted 3 feet of red i>:J.nd, 5 feet of To the- Manaocrs of he Gl asgow a nd London P'fre lns1'rancc Co. 4 4luecn St.-cct £:ast, 'J'oronto, On t,nrlo, " politeness is the half·sister to charity" tufacerous lnnestone, 20 feet of yellow - -IN- I hereby retur n thanks fort.he prompt PllY· - the last a better d e£nition than t h r.t shale, 10 feet of black carbonaceous shale, ment by you r agent, Mr. 'l'ho3. Biugh1un, for Tllese Elcctr o-CuraMve Delta, I nsoloiJ a nd which spitefully defines polite aociety as 1 foot of two thin bancl:i of bfack cluat in tlamage to my house which was 10surell in the Tru eses ar e ~NEADS' Sovereign Fire Insurance Co., having received any o ther Remed y "a place w h ere nt:anners pass for too shale, 236 feet of black almle, and 2 fet:t oaeh check by 1 ·eturu of mail after ola1m was NB>X'l' DC!>OJll. T O 1'111.E EXrRE!iS OFllJ!()E. mu ch, a ud m orals for too little." of dolerite. T he diamonds were found sent in. :M.R8. C. C. BURK. - - (o)- "Fashion " ha.El beeil cleverly h it off as in the yellow a nd blue " stuff," along amt wll l cure when From the .ibove settlemen t of claim parties ICE !lily Stock comprises all ines of Ladies .VI T JJ TEE'l'Il, "an a r bitrary disease wh ich l eads all wit h garnets, mica, bron zlte. l imenite, holding Sovereign Policies will see that they & Gents' }'ine Goocls, Oversl1oes. Rubbers, &c. nll oilier remedies geese t o follow in single file the one goose pyrite, &c., and were separated by wash· are all righ t, and they need not pay any atten nh at sets tlrn style. " An idea of t he ing the br0ken up earth m sluices simila.r tion to the agent o! the Do111inion Grange ran . 4'11!1' Ordered ' Vork and Repairing will as , humbug or a ny one else who a r e going round amusement of dancing is n ot badly con· t o t h ose med in gold mining . D iaroon dl! P ll.HJTW AJ, DEN'l 'I ST, telling folks that their Soverelgn Policies are 11sl1al reoeive prompt attent10n Ci~c ular and Consulta· veyed by th e phrases" embodied m elorly" from Kimberly a.re s~.id to r each an nop>ood, DVER TWENTY YEARS EXFERIENCE, and "the poetry of motion." &inm1 al val ue of $ 18, 750,000, and ihe £j'f' My cus tomers and the public gcneral1y THOS. BI NGHAM, " trous OxidcCns A.d mlnbtci·ctl for P alnles & ion fr0e The " Co mpl e t e Angler" as a defiu ition totnl qurmtity raised since 1870 is r epor tBOWMANVJLJ,E are invited to call and secure unparalleled Otlerntions. A FEW SIMPLE Tl<~il'l'l MONIAJ,S 'l'HAT of " a fl irt" ie particul arly happy. Beauty ed to have attained the enormous sum of UCCUJNG'S IJLOCU., bargaint1 in Boots and Shoes. has b een called "a short-l ived tryanny," $200.000 000.. SPEAK FOR THllLMSEJ, VES. DAVID DAVlS. " a. ailent ch eat," and " a delightful pre· -----~-----Otta wa, Sept. 3rd, 1889. Bowmunville, March. 6 1881. Ins ur e in the Con federation L ife AssoDisappe:u.-ing Rivers. .A. NORMAN, Esq.,- Dear S!r,- I have ox:pori· judice ;"while modesty has been declared ence<l cousid eruble belleflt from your Appliances " the delicate sh adow t hat virt ue casts." One of the ru<Jst singular features in the ciation. I t is cheaper than the Canadian I feel st ronger and better every dt·Y· Yours truly, }(,, E. HALIBURTON'. Lo"Te has b een liken ed to " the sugar in scenery oJ' the territory of Idaho is the Mutu al Aid , A. 0 . U . W . or any pass a. V~CTORIA. Pcterbo ro'. St:pt. 10th, 1883. a woman's teacup, and ma.n th e spoon occurrer1ce of dark, rocky, chasrna, into :round your h a t institut ion, as the follow. A. NORMAN, E eq .. - Dear Sir,- Soon aft.er I th at 3tirs it up ;" a nd a " t rue-lover'. s· which creeks and large streams s uddenly ing examples will prove: T hos. McClnng commencod t o use :your E leotrlo A ppllAno011, knot " m ay not inaptly ba ter med "a dfoap1>e:tr and a re n ever more seen . The has been insured since 1 8'72 for$2.,000and tl1 ey opened my bowels, cured my cough and cold, relioved roy heu.d, and cons iderably re· dear little t ie.,' Kissee have variously fissurea are old lava channels, produ ced the last five years it only cost him $2.55 lieve<l my catarrh m collsequence. 'l'he dls- been defined as " !I. harmony in r ed ," "a by the outside of the m ass coolin g and per ann um on each $1, 000 to insure. John cha1·ges from my hea.d and chest ine now easy ancl I feel altogether bettor. My digestion hl.l<i declaration of love by deed of mouth," forming a tu be, which, wh en the fiery McClung insured at the same time for the ,, improved, stomach less sour and windy a nd " lip-ser vi ,.e." HARN DEN, L. D. S ., and I um my stream was exhausted, h as been l eft same amount and it only eost hi m $1.74 less troubled with l!tscivlona an1i " Matri mony" was d efined by a little emp ty, while t h e roof of the lava d uct, per ann um on each $1, 000 to insure, he Gra duat e of the Royal College or Dental vivid dreams. I had previously tried altnost all girl at t h e head of a confirmation class in havin g at some point fallen in, presents being a lit tle younger. Surgeons, Ontario. tlrn acl vortised patent medicines without dol'iv· ing any good. Yours truly, Ireland, as "a state of torment into there the opening in t o which the river We certify the above to be correct. Thos. OFFICE OVE R DICKSON'S S'l'ORE, JOUN G.RBIIN. which souls enter to pr epare t hem for plunges and is l ost . 4.t one p lace al ong McClu ng, John McClu n g. STOTT & JURY. sole Agents. another and bett er world ." ·OLD F I LLI NG A SPECIALTY. THOS. BINGHAM, Agent . the S nake one of th ese r ivers appear s :"~ .te W ork executed in th e latest a nd m oat " Being," said th e examini ng p1ieat, gushin g from a cleft high u p in basaltic improved Htyle or the Dental .A.r t. "the answer for purgatory." walfa, wher e it leaps a cataract into the GET YOUR LUMBER ·).ETH EXTRACTED Wl'rHOUT PAIN " Put her down ! ' sai(l tho curate, torrent b elow. Where this stream has 1 1he use of Nih'Ous 0.xide Gas, without injury much ashamed of hi s pupil- " put h er it s origin, or at what point i t is swallowed '!'RADE :tuw;,, The C*reatEng· TRADlt to the patient. liHl1 R emcd y,a.n down to the foob of t h e class !" u p, ia absolutely unknown, althoupn it is unfailing c ure for {"~rtloular attention paid to the r egulo.tlon 01 "Lave hor alone, " quoth t he priest; b elieved that its sources are a Ion" way up Seminal WeakC HILDREN'S TE E TH, ness, Superma"the lam~ may b e right afber all. What in the n ort1. countries - AT"' torrhea, I mpo;···:r-ALL WORK WARR.ANT.ED.-._ do you or I know about it ?" ten cy, &all dia· '!'his Ont r epresents the popular Victo;fo ..ases thattollow -----~~ .....Windsor G1·eat Park, the pl'oper.ty of \Vave. It is d1·cHsed with the ha.ir falling en tta a sequence of Saving Stair ()n1·1,cts. the. foreheact., and tho endR meet in l\Iontagucs. Queen Victorb., cont&ins 14,000 acres, 1' · Sel!-.A.buEe; as It ia e:xcecdmgly becouun\\', and is having a Bemxe T:i.kingloss of 11'fomory,A.fter 'raliliui;, The home ministH of Hungary mnst be from whi·oh th 0 total rece~pts last year ~·ormel'ly xnown as the " Soper Mills. ') large run. Uni-versalI,assitnde, Pain In the Back Dimness desperately anxious to save the 03.rpeta irom aales of produce, rentala, and ven ilarge number or Tho above style. wH.h other eq11ally becoming style~ , arc made by ·· ~ tUS MILL HAS BEEN THOR- o~Vision, Premature Old .Age, a nd many ottJ.o· on the st.air-cas:eu of c,fHcfal r esidences, w,n fees were about $25,000, whiin rh e Liberty Street, D1seu.ses that lead to Insanity or Consumption for h e latel y issu ed a n order pl'rscribinrr 11.ms. A. DA VIS,s . ~ UGHLYrenovatcd andputinorder,under and a l'remat.uro Gr avo. o expens'l:<> uming the s~me time were $125, ov ;tlf. Mayer store ·wn special s uporvJsion, for the p urpose of ·w here yon can also obtain n«>Full particulars Jn our pamphlet whicL tha~, in f"tlll e, only cfficiala from the .n 1: a.nd manufacturing Oat Meal 11nd Pot we desire to send free by mail to evory·ono.- rank of mi.nfoterial conncilor upward l}re 000. In tho roJa1 p :nks in L ondo.11 t~wre Doors, Sash, Blinds~ Window and Door --·--"le 70,0()0 acres., bu·; a2 th, se a,ro used by ·, ) · .i "'l we are now prepared to rccE>ive _ '\.BSOLUTE DIVORCES FUH ' Ornamental Fence · 11·"m all our old customers and others l 'he Specific Medicino is ~old by all drn~::;:!s ts to ·1e allowed to step on the c:irpetn wbfoh the public ro a large extent, tlu -y. co.IJnot F rames, Plain and i If persons resining throuirhout the . c+ ..'.0n · 1.1 J. "nJ we g uranteo to give tb.om who at,$I per pctckage, or ~ix paokal\'eB tor $5, or cover the stairc11ses, wh1id m1'nor f tl"' ' he termed excludvc cro wll landH: '.Jlhe Pickets, Cisterns, &c. Umted States and c..,,nadu for deticrtion non.. · ,,_ wit.11 the Mame ent.ix·e satisfaction will bt> sent free hy men! on the r eceipt of the support,intemperanr.r,cruelty, incompiitibihtv arics are enjoin ed to mount and dcsMnd Q11,'en :.-,lso owns ovei: five hunched }0u!!e3 """ "'-;er grail1s tak en in oxohange tor mone:r b:r arldr~ssing ~1 A MCi!l r.: ~ eto, .Advice free. State your case and .,,ddreos Tff E GH.AY :MEDJCINJ1: CO., on th<3 rme:zt'peted po1tiori. ai the gtaiu1.- m th l~ metropolfo, Up Jn vrliich i:hy colJectB I\ · " "'ul, &c. 11. &. J.1'0WNS, Bow1 Ill ' i'i "." R.11 ~u:o. AT'l'ORNEY w AHD, World 1267 U.i\ 3..l·'.'\ 227. 'l1oronto, O nt,, Canada ,[Li:m aon Truth. Bowmu.n,ville. Fobruarv ~l. 18&1. 8-tf. · lLondway,Ncw York 3·Iy, r,nruotl reHtals· P AMJ:! -:::S, L a1 ·gest H o tel E n terprises APPLES APPLES. .. Ayer's Iw·u GHA DL[S DQIUALD& n o " = w H PIPER ~.:._ __ RA! N CRU S H E R S ~ -.......-------~-·· - --~ Ayer's Sarsaparilla CHAFF CUTTE R S FARM IMP LEMENTS. ,WHSS ll{~ c TAVISH GOOD S ., B O N NETS, HATS T R IMMI NG·S DRESS and MANTLE M AK IN G . 41 - -llis ~~~,::<~~~:-~t\;;- M I LLIN E R Y UNDERTAKING! lEV i MORR IS. J o f W Cards of Thanks. N O R:IYIAN'S )E N T IS':CRY Hf CTR IC~RT INSTITU T ION, BOOT AND SHOE MAN BLOCK:: ll. BRIIIA COMBE, Cheap L ife Insurance. T HE . Caledonian Mills . .. ----- Morris & JobUn's PlANINC ~tLJ omoRCES ARPE'ITRY I All BR o · Buiicl;n.,. ..