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' NORTHWEST VET.EBANS. FRIDAY, APR I L 23, 1886. Some of Ute Wotmded Soldiers '\Yl10 are StW on t he Sick I.lit. Gunner AHelin, of "A !' battery, who waR wounded in the shoulder at the battle of ] 'b h Oreek, has received hia dlllOharge. He receives a pension of 550, per day a.nd will reside ln J olllatte, Q11ebec, Provost-sergel\llt Ga.ffney, of "B" bat1.ery, Is to be discharged, and his penelon will be 90 cents per diem, During the fight at Out Knife Hill, he received a bullet wound in tht> arm, and, a piece ef serge ha.vlDg pen· etrated the wound, his arm will doubtless be uaeleu, THE MAYA INDIANS. H E ALT H. Recreation. Recreation ie an act by which a person exh austed by physical or ment al work lB re· created, me.de over "good as new." T he ancients invented t he word, and aeem to have had a penetrat ion thJlt was In adva.n oe of t he physiological knowledge of t heir dny. But recreation, In p opular usage, h as dr opped down from re·orea.tion, almost a.a fM' all " holiday" haa dropped down from "holy da.y," All aorta of sportiund plea.sure·see k· ing are jumbled together0 and called recreatdona. That, however, a.lone is a recreation which, Interchanging with cuatoma.ry le.hor, aids in keeping the system in a. state of high health, or helps to restore it a.iter undue exhanation. What may be recreation to one man may net be recreation to his neighbor, Adan oe may thoroughly recreate eeme pa.rtiee, but it 111 seldom a benefit to t he cle.ss addicted t o It, and never as generally Indulged · in through the midnight hours, and hi vitiated air, The various employments of life gener · ally use men and women up f11o11t er at some ene point than at others, Thia Is apt t 0 establish a weak point at which they scone r or later break down. What Is needed le the.t the overworked part be allowed to reat, hy oalllng some other part into action. The overworked brain ahonld have Its ellPrgy diverted to underworked musclee. Exhausted muscles are equally recreated b y Jnterohange wl~h Int eresting brain-work. The overtaxed housewife and mother ls ·b est renovated by a pleasant ride, by a con ,genie.I visit to pleasing scenes, and by reall y dive1tlng amusements. Olten an hour e r two a day with some lnetruotive or entertain ing book may a.otually·keep her from becom Ing unduly 1trained by her cares and work Brain· worker11 may find recreation even In VMying their mental employments. Glad lltone diverted himself with translating Ho mer, and ex-Gov, Long with translatin g V irgil. Rufus Choate, whose excitement& yere mainly in the court-room and in Con gres11, said that, were it not for books, hi8 brain would cra.e, He whose mind tends too strongly to any ene mood needs to arome an oppoelte menta1 atimulu1. P oor Cowper wrote his John Gil· pin as a help against gloom. The alok nee d te be diverted from their alls by whatever "t It 1K1othlng or hepeful or cheering, To do 1 efieotnally often requires a.a much tact a.8 tenderneBB en the part of frlende. fresh Air and Ventilation· . The question na.turally oooura, Wb a.t rule can we have 1 0 as to know that we ge t enough freeh air and not too much ! '.l'h e general principle is simpler than its a.ppll cation. It is this : rhe average amount of a.Ir breathed by en ry person is about 24 cubic lnohes a.t ea.oh breath, with about 20 reaplratlons a minute, Thie would be a. .oubio foot In three and a ha.if minutes, or 400 cublo feet In 2 4 Jioors, or t ho contente of a r oem seven feet sqna.re and eight feet high. B ut this is only a. fiftieth part of what every healthy person n eeds, fer breathing vitiates the air rapidly, becaUBe the air exhaled has 100 times as much carbonic a.old gas as the atmosphere · while t wice the amount contained in the at moephere, or eight parts in 10,000, ie a.s la.rge a proportion as can be breathed with out injury t o the health , Orowded rooms in winier, schools, etc., a.re sometimes found to contain three or four times aa much, and he1Mi11ohe1 and other ailments are the con aequence11 of breathing the 111me air over and ·8Vtr asain, There should, therefore, be enough fre1h air for every person daily to amount to 20,0C)()"o"nolo feet, or enougll to fill 18 rooms 10 feet 1qua.re and 10 feet high. Thie would be amply supplied by an opening, tube, or orifice three inohes equa.re, with a modera.te '1nrren In t he daytime there la usually enongh air introduced Into room1 through opening door&, cracks in window oa.linga e.nd ln other waya. The ohlef danger i11 in sleep lug-rooms, where pains should be taken to have a circulation. When the room la warmI .the air out doors is quite oold, oonstant, and eften sufficient currents are ca.used. A io.undred penone should have a ventilating orifice equal to t wo u.nd a half feet sous.re. Contagion in Scarlet Fever. Scarlet fever can be communicated by In feohd milk, and, a.a far au we know, ihe m ilk has only t o stand in t he room where the c iseaae t Jdets or has exist ed to absorb the germs, which a.re so subtle, 10 li~ht and :yet ao tenacidha aa to fio11ot in the air and a.d· here to partlclee of cluat. W e all know how much dust le constantly fioatlng in the a.Ir. Let a beam of sunlight pass through an opening in the ~butter, and we can readily see how the scales of skin from the body, piece· of lint, oltc., can carry th01Je microbes, which ma.y be thrown off in · he mucus from the nostrils a.nd mouth or in lihe pereplratioD, and even in the urine. liot only a.re these secretions ger m carrlera- that ls, oonlagiollB"-and they have all t:een proved so by direct Inoculation, bnt t he pa asages from the bowels, as well as t he urine, are so- in that way sewer-air may be a. mev na of t heir conveyance; drinking-water sllo, as well as t he va.por from 1oil on which those matters have been thrown, B :ar in mind, then, tha.t t he scarlatina poison can be ca.rrled in this we.y hundreds of miles ; t hn.t It does not need t he personal contaot of individ uals; t hat it retains i ts vit&hty fer monthe, and even yeu.ra, unlees lt be sub jected to cert ir.ln influences t ha.t either on· tlrely destroy it or deprive It nf Its ma.Ilg· na.ncy. These u.re Intense heat, eepEclaliy bolling or steam, plenty of fresh air and cer· te.in chemical sub~tanoes, as chlorine, ~ni· phnrous acid, and other s, There le one ot her point which is import11ont, It Is now known tha.t anim11ole, euch as h orsee and dug·, have a. disease which is evidently ecarlat ina; they can be infected by the scarlat ina. of man, and probably their disease can be com· municated to man. The poison of soarlatlna. 10, t hen, either in· haled by t he individual or is swi.llowed. It is then taken up by the c!rcula.tion, and, finding iteelf suirounded by mi.1terial whioh develops it, vivUies it, becomes r apidly reproduced, an'd t he B ymptoma of the disease ehow themselves, This pexiod bet ween t he reception of t he poison and the appe'Jlrance of t he symptoms le called the period of Incubation; this is known t o be either from one to six days, in. eome oases longer. " '.l'he cockroaches ln this houae are re· markably vea.~atlle," said an actor at a hotel t able, p!cklDg up a. biscuit, "I notice tha.t they &ppea.r In diffe1·ent rolls every morning," . · A writer Bf·YB t hat corpora.I puniehment is no l onger practiced by parents possessing common ~enee, This may be true in re; 11ar d to boys, but we notice tha.t girls are etlll brought up with a. "switch," .. -·- - Some Fnblcs f nm 'l'helr Writings. Among t li.e great number of languages EVERY FRIDAY MORNI NG, now spoken by mallkind, one of the most -DYmelliliuous a.nd expreeeive la the Maya tongue of Yucatan, Penten, and the frontier of Gauteinala ; a.nd ther e is a great charm In AT THE OF EICE lletenlDg to fables told by the natives of 1·0.comeeBioek,Kin&"St.,Bowman"llle, Ont those places a.e they have learned them from & their fa.thera, one generation after auotber, Has t he finest assortment .of Silver ror centuries past, $ I .5D p erannum,or $1.00U'paldln advance The a.nciont Maya poets, whoee writings P lat ed Ware in t own- all new f'ayment strictly in advancG requlred from were burned by t he firetSpanieh priests that and neat patterns; also a subscribers outside of the county· Order s to went among them, generally sought in t he dieooDtinue the paper mu11t be a ccompanied by voices of the anlm11ols for something tha.t full line in he amount due, ~rthe paper willmr< bes topped, Gunner M. Wilson, la.te of" A" bs.t tery, would enable them to give e. pleasing lesson subscribers are r esponsibleuntilCullpaymenti 11 made. wounded at Fish Creek, wlll be the r eel· in morality. Thus It Is that the eongs of pient of a pension of 55 cents per diem. the various bir ds, and even their most R ATE S OF ADVER T I SING : ,!:: ~~ He has been appointed a.n usher In the Que· mournful cries, are expla.lned In fables, vVe ~hole Coh1mn one year ...... , .... .. $60 o o;;; ::; ~ beo legislature, The bullet that dleabled have already published .t he 11tory of that " " Half year ·.. .. · .. . . .. 36 00( ?::; m .. " One q u arter. h ··· ·. . 20 00 ~~ Wilson atrnck him on the breast firet; but, gorgeous bir d oe.lled 'l'oh, and how it alwayo !lalf Column one year .. .. .. ......... 36 00 - - ha.ppening t o hit one ef the buttons, glanced orles toh ! toh ! (straight I straight !), bec11ouse All kinds of " Half year . ............. 20 00 off and entere<i t he left e.i'm, Aft er the am- at the time of lihe deluge (deetruotion of ' · " One quarter .. ......... 12 501Jewellery , putation ot t ho arm, the button, which was Atlanti.a) It was ordered to perch at the ~uarter Colu:ir..n one yeo.r . .......·.· 20 00 .not before noticed, was t aken ont. " " Half year .... ... .... 12 50oross·roa.do u.nd direct divers cr eat ures t o a Sp~ctacJ~ s, 1 Gunner MoNamee, of "B " ba.ttery ls In place of safety. " One qaarter ...... .. 8 00~ -5 Jlx I ines and under, first insertion .. $0 50 E ye Gla sses , & ~. O ~tawa. McNa.meeserved with his battery T he pretty dove called cucutcib seems t o Each subsequent inser tion . ..... 0 25in t ne Northwest, butla.tely puroh11osed his be ever grieviDg. From the depths of those rrom six to ten lines, first insertion, 0 75 A full and complete line of disoharge, forests wher e aunh~ams dance among t he Ea ch subsequei;it ins~rti on ···: ·· 0 35 Corpora.I W illfams and several others of leaves and struggle wit h them In a va.in enlVer tenlines,first 1naert1on,perhne 0 " B" battery,after r eturning from the scenes deavor to reach ihe delicate fer ns and fl()wers Each subsequent inser tion, " 0 03 _ of t he troubleo, went to E ngland, where th"t nestle below, her sweet but plr.lntive The number of lines t o be r eckoned by they now are. lle space occupled,.measured by a scale of cry Is wafted to nson the breeze t h at oomee Corporal Morton, of " B "battery, wound· la.den with forest echoes, Soft and. clee.r, · olid Nonvareil. ed in t he groin at Out Knife hlll, has receiv· each syllable strikes our ear, cuuc-tu-tuzen ! We have put a new L ATHE in our DR··J . «1. MI'l'fmELL, ed his diecbarcre. ending ae wltb. a eigh, and the Ma.ya poet work shop, which enables us t o do G11nnar A. M~lvey, ef "A" b11t tery, who tells u~ why the bird is lamenting. \/fEMBER OF COLLEGE OF PHYSICIA NS l'..l a nd Surgeons, Ontar io, Coroner. etc. returned from the Northwest last Ootober, This violet -plumed dove, emblem of the all kinds of work in our line and g uarantee the best of satisfaction. Office and Residence, E nniakillen. 7!&. Is In the hospital at the Tete de P ont be.r· faithful wife, was, on a lovely mornillg, care~Call and get the correct t ime from the finest R egulator in town. ·racks, and la not expected to recover. H e fully gua.rdio g the little eggs in the nest, DR. T A MBLYN, is a native of France, u.nd is on t he !let for a Along ca.me the squirrel, a sagaciousand art· H YSICIAN, SURGEON and ACCOUCHEUR, pension of 60 cents per diem, H e ca.ught a fnl creature, and perched on a pliant bough ... Offico :-Silver Street, Bowmanville. 7 very severe cold on active service, and has near by the tranquil nest, Making himself been in the hospital since J anua.ry, D. B IJRKE SDII' SON, as joyous and winning as possible, he adGunner P lerre Langlois, of Grosse Isle, dreaeed himself to the dove, ARRISTER, SOLICI'fOR, &c., MOP'RIS BLOCK, up stairs, King Street. Bowman P. Q, served five years In " B " battery and " My dear friend, why do you thue always ti.Ile, Solicitor for the Ontario Bank. six in "A," and ls still a ll'ember of the lat· remain at home, lonely and unsociable ?" Prl'vate Jllenevs loaned at t he lowest rates ' 'My husband is out," said the Innocent ter corps. He returned from the North west In N ovember, suffering fr om rheumatism, wifr , "when he returne I will go, W e must John K eith Galbr aith, and is unable to do a.DY hard work. L ong· not leave the tiny eggs unprotected." " P oor ARRI STER, SOLICITOR, NOTARy lols has been recommended by the medical little one !" replied tho slv animal, "wh ile P UBLIC, &c. Oftlce- Bounsall's Bloc, k you a.re taking care of the neat, your hne oommieeion for a penalon. K:! ng Street, Bowmanville. Money t o lend Gunner Kinir, of" A" ba.ttery, was rnp· band is amusing himself with other doves. tured t o t he Northwet!t, H ie ponsion will This very day, I have just now Ileen him .ROBERT AIUIOlJJt, wit h my own eyes. " ' ' EGISTRAR, WEST DURHAM ISSUE R be 55 conte per diem. ' Like a poisoned arrow, je11olousy wounded G unner Fairbank, of " A" battery, who of Marriage Licenees, Barrieter and A t t or· ~Y a t Law and Solicitor in Chancery. Mon ey wa.a wounded In the leg at Ba.toohe, will re· the heart of t he dove a.nd she hastily abl\ll· ) aned on R eal Estate, Ofilce on King siree t, ceive a pension of M cente per day, He is doned the nest, 1owmanvllle. Immediately the rqnrrel devoured the still on the sick list . Gunner J, St11ut, of "A '.' battery Is small eggs, having won his breakfa.atby his ., 21.. T. rBU.J.IPS own cunning, and t he credulity of the ·. ·~t/.::~~~;. .,,i_ ·-~·· ICENSED AUCTIONEER for the Coun ty another man yet on t he siok list. He wa.e elmplea.nd jea.l ous dove. run over by a. g un carriage at Ba.toche, bis of Durham, Sales promptly attended, .L When Rhe returned t o the neat, a.las ! ahe Addres~-Hamvton P , o. 091 spine was Injured, a.nd three ribs were broksighed with anguish to find it empty ir.nd en, For seventeen weeks he lay bet ween OHN H UGB ES.-Licensed Auctioneer, life and death, but is now recovering, His the frail shella 1c11ot tered In fragments upon Valuator and Arbitrator, Fire and Lire the ground benee.t h J Since then she only neuranee, Notes and Accounts Collecte d. penalon will be 60c, per diem, Sta.ff-aergea.nt Mawhinney, who acted ae repeu.tu in aoft and sorrowful acoentB, cuucMoney to Lend on reason able terms, .A.ddreSS Cartwri11:hr.; Ont. 472 1ergeant mzjor of " A " battery in the tu-tuzen ! cut1c-tu-tuzen, that la, "the equir· N orthwest, will reoelve 90 cent s per diem rel deceived me, the 1qulrrel deceived me. " G OOD WIFE GUARANTEED T0 pension. H is experience ls a very remark· The fa.ble concludes by saying that in every man wbo buys his License from able one, In the engagement at F lab Oreek view of what happened to the dove, t he 1 I ENRY SYLVESTE R, Enniskillen. he was shot three tlmee wit hin a period of married woman should always be ex tremely five minutes- the fi111t bullet went through prudent, and that people in general should W, '"· Dit;KEY, be en their guard against malignant iwd P OINTS OF EXCELLENCE : ETERI NARY SURGEON, graduate of the hi· right t humb ; t he seoond etauok his far . cunning mischief-makers, who are ever .C l ) T ubular I ron Frame which gives greater strengt h than is possible Ontario Veterinary College. Office and age cap, knocking It and the t uque off ; aud ready to reach t heir own ends by cheating the third bullet, when he had hla rifle in. po· t esidence, Nuw·.rONVILLE, Ont. with any other shape of ir0n or st eel of the same wejgJ;it. (2) Iron unsuspicious people, · Will visit Orono every T.uesday. Office bour s eltion for a shot, penet rated 1ihe muscle of A slmlla.r fable Is t hat of the owl and t he Index Grass Seed Sower does not break grass seed. (3) Steel Axle, r om 12 a. m. to 4. p. m .. at Coulter' s Hotel. his right a.rm. Special attention paid t o Sar gerY.· 32-ly* Sta.ff- sergeant Walling of · i A " ba.~tery, iguana. (large llva.rd), supposed to aocount (4) Stee~ Draw Bars and Malleable Connections. (5) Tubular Iron w ill receive a pension of 90 cents per diem, for the doleful cry of oeria.in owls that give ONEY ! M ONE Y !- The eubscribe r vent t o prolonged Os l at all hours of t he ~oller:s m~tead of wood, as used on all others. (6) The best F orce r eceives money on deposit for theOntan0 lie ls suffering from eczema and enlar god night , Feed m exist ence. (7) Can change to sow gras~ seed in front or b ehind, brought on by excessive marching in vein11, t L can and Savings Company, a nd pays interes In 11o snug litt le Ji!rotto the mother owl wa.sfl,t the rate of 4 and 5 per cent. No notice of t he Nor thwest. or throw Grass Seed Sower out of gear instantly. (8) Can t hrow feet ar ranglng her feathers and saying t o herself, withdrawl\l required. Also loans money on zig-zag from behind Drill. mortgages a t lowest rates. No comrnission " I shall go when he ret urns," cbarged. · W. F. ALLEN, Bowmanv11le. 8·ly, Soon her m 11.te was by her side, and sb'e Took first prize at _ all the fall fairs. Call and see it. t old him t o be very watchful because she Expected on the T 1ain._ So Do? Gentlemen or Fash H you are standing around a r ailroad de- had seen a. la.rge Iguana. close by. " Be sure ion, uot so tast. pot about the time some train le expected you do not abandon t he nest one minute, " ehe ea.Id , as she put tho l ast touch to her i n you needn 't look t wice to Identify the ave writ ten these t ew line a man who is down t here to welcome hiB fea thers and flew e.wa.y. Hit.rdly waa she out of eight when an ao.A.nd all I have t o say_ wife. She has been awa.y three weeks, qualnta.uce came t o Invite Mr. Owl to go a f hat you oan flnd mestillat h om e, but the time seems like three m onths t o lam not gone away. him. He was never so glad In his life as short d btance with her t o look at her own So all m y k ind oid t r iend s may come, a t the thought that she. ls rolling towards beautiful offsprlngs t hat had jast opened A.nd all t he y oung ones, too, their levely tiyes. him a.a fast as steam can travel &nd get their garments nicely made "Impouaible !" he said, " my wife ha.a left In fashions t b a t are new : There was auch a man a.t tne station the - -AT 'l'R E - Vhere old and young, d6arfrlende, may meet 0 ther da.y. He expected his wife on the me to take care of the nest. " the other entfoed him, eaylng, " You But A. welcome iri:eetinir. bv R. PEA.TE n p tr ain. H e rushed up and down to aee I f the t rain wail on time. Then he rushed ca.n return Immediately, and she will not knew yon h11ve been out," 0 ut a.nd engaged a ha.ck. Then he promen· The foolish bird allowed himself to be IMied up u.nd down Mld wiped hill brow, a nd he wa.s stilf at it when a man who pereua.ded, and a.way he flew to gratify his h ad been a.oroBB the road t o wet his whistle n eighbor's wish and his own curiosity. with old rum came slouching back and in- Mea.nwhile, t he dr eaded iguana had the nest in view, being on the trunk of a tree qulred : near by, and a s eoon as the white-breasted " Expecting aomeone, eh ?" o wl bad gone, he crawled down to the " Y es, air." · ·ground and rustled t hrough tne dry lea.ves ".Wife, probably ?" ecattered P.t the foot of the t ree, Stealthily " Y es." approaching t he coveted eggs h e carefully " Bin awu.y long ?" WITHOUT TEETH WI TH T EETH. t ook one bet ween hia j 11ows and went behind 11 Over t wo weeks." a big atone te en joy his Ill·gotten mea.l, Be" C oming on this train ?" fore he had t ime to go for the other, the " Yee. u PRACTI CAL DENTI ST, truant owl returned, and gr ee.t was his " Wall, I d unno," cont inued the man. as diemay , · ()VER TWENTY YE ARS EXPERIENCE, h e rubbed his back against t he t icket win· "Is It p ossible !" he exolalmed, " why I n' t r o usOx l deGH Administered for P ainle 11 d ow shelf. " I wouldn 't be too ent husia.B· tic about lt, W lmen ar e might y onsartln. I have only been awa.y a mlnnte. W he.t Opera1 . 1ons. OFFICE I've had t wo of 'em run a.way from me. Is oa.n I de ? Come what may, I shall not &ay lllCCLlTNG'S BLOCK. y eur wife any hand to milke acquaintances that I hi'>ve left t he nest, and I will try t o persu.i.de my wife that ther e waa but one . w bile tra.veiling ?" egg· when ebe went from her e." "No, sir !" Very soon he raw her coming and h is " C ouldn't be induced t o elope?" bee.rt was ir.11 a flutter, but he tried to look " Sir ! Do you Int end to Insult me?" unconcerned as if nothing had happened. " Gosh ! no, I wouldn't insult nobody n or nothing. Could your wife be ca.rrled H e stood on one side of the n est and ma de himself a.a pretty as he could to attr a.ct a way by geed looks and Iota of money?" " If you wasn't an old man I'd thump h or attention, but the mat ernal eye Instant y ou for your Impudence !" exolaimed the ly fell on 'he nest, and a cry of indignation made t he owl s~art. H owever, with feign h usband a.s he grew r ed all over, " Y ou would I W ell, I won't t alk t o ed surpriee he ea.id : " Why l what's t he HARNDEN, L. S ., 'j ou. If your wife comes in on the t ra.ln, matter?" " W r etch! where la the other eggl ' she a11 right ; If she doesn 't yon needn't blam e Graduate of the Royal College of Denta l demanded, me.', Surgeons, Ontario. "Other egg I" echoed he, He went tn to t he sitting-room, and OFFICE OVER DICKt\ON'S STORE. " Yee, other egg ! T here were two, a.nd p resently the t r ain came In. T he husband well you know it. Monetor I you have been OLD FILLI NG A SPECIALTY ~ d odged a.bout as i f he was walking on away and the iguana ha.a come." ate Wor k executed in t he latest and mos g lass, and the pa.ssoogers came out one by P retending t o be very Innocent, the o wl improved st yle o! t he Dent al Art. (J ne until t he ooa.che~ were empty. There opened his eyea wider and said : " You are Easily Managed , Light Bunnin g, Durabl e. e:ETH EX TRAC'l'ED WI THOUT PA.IN w as no wife. It Wl\B ten minutes befor e certe.lnly mist aken, t her e was only one Thresh es Clean an d Fast. S eparation U n excelled. the nae of Nitrous Oxide Gas, without lnjnry t he hnsba.nd could glve up, and when he egg." d Id and started eut doon the old man to t he patient, But hits wife knew bet t er, and upbraided PERFECTLY BEARDS BARLEY. Removes all Whit e Caps from Wheat. bim bitt erly, in spit e of hie aaeertion t he.t a.r tieular a ttention paid to tho r egula tion o 'r lounged out and said : " I told him I I've l ost two wimen just he knew not hing about It . Loudly l&ment· CH I L DREN'8 TEE'fH , t hat way, a.nd I knew what I was talking ing her lose she searched around the grotto, e LEANS GRA I N F IT FOR MARKET. ..-ALL W ORK WARRA NTE D.--. a.bout !" piteously exclaiming 0 ! 0 I 0 I and soon BECAUSE found fragments of egg-shell which told t heir ---~·-------In ordP.r to introduce our I t has a SMlJTTER and SECO ND FANNING MILL attached. own sad story, and destr oyed all her doubts Whiskey or Whiskey. · catalogue of all kinds of and all coq.fidence th111t ohe ever had In her Books, and agents' goods, we w ill send 100 I am Inclined to t hink tb at the t r11ode mate, who had lied to tr:v and hide t he fa vorite comic and sentimental songs and bal la ds, a vast collection, for . only. lOc or 4 3c s pellU.g of t his word varies somewhat with wrong he had done, Ever since then the owl stamps a nd this slip. A. W. R 1NKEY, Yar. t he na.ifonallty of the p!lrtloular member. I has remained inconoole.ble, and In t ho dead mouth, N. S. h ave obaerved that. the Scotch firms seem to of night we he~r her bew11oillng her loss, al· a dopt r.he form whisky, Irish firms the form ways repeating 0 ! 0 ! 0 I And t his, conti) hiskey. In a London pllriodical devoted t o cludes the poet , should t each ua never to be Bubjeots oonneoted wi th t he liquor t r ade parsu!'lded to do what ia cont rary t o our con · g enerally 1 ent itled D rinks, of wh!ch the science or good j udgment, if we would keep F ebr uary number is now before me, I find out of trouble, t he spelling whisky u sed, moreover, quite i ncidentally throughout a ehor t articl e in For cost of af.vcrt.;;; in:.; in any pnpe t: or Bucb. a way as to indicat e that it Is the or · Too Much Information. ·s· pui>l i~lied i n t'1e t'1iitctl di Iist · of pai;e1 na.ry ort hography of thir.t j ournal. On Rev, Mr. L ofty (pompously)- Mr, E lllot, States 0 1" Ca.1ut<l lt, ~(! lltl to t11C A D VE!t'l'lSIN G AGE~CY of E lJ Wt.¥ ALDEN,{!, BRO., the whole, t herefore, I think t ha.t t he evi- how did y.ou l!ke my opening prayer this d enoe points to whisky as beiDg both the morning ? Cinci innat!~ -( "",r~ew York odern Scott ish orthography and that gen· Blunt Daacon- I didn't like it at all, sir. cor. fJtli <0 l'·ineb.ta., / jl lhO J.Yas8aa. AJ·treet? m era.Uy In use except in Irela.nci, "Why not 2" (in great surprise). " Not ~""*Our ~~ Newspaper Comhin::t.tio ns't" :-i hook of THE MORRIS DOUBLE DRESSER. too long, was It ? I would hardly presume I 50 p:ig-cs, contai nin g 1wicws of adverti ~;in g-, fu ~' str u c"tio n s~ etc ., se nt on n ..c d pt ofxoc. Our '~Arr.. in . ---" Great Improvements in r886 Machines, - Write post ·card for Illustrated Pamphlet. i ni nµ- n a ml!.:3 of eve ry N ewspape r C; ti:nlor:ruc ~ cor:t :1 Some figures of speech : " Gentlemen of "But you did presume, Mr. Lefty. You nc w'."papcr p l1:)1i ~ i1t:c1 i:L 1l:c LJ. S. and Canada, t he jury," said an Irish barrlst'er, " It will spent ha1f the time In telling the Lord all J'!8t!n1u.tes free. s<·r1L nn n .:ccipt r1 [ prict:, $1.50. b e for you to say whether this defendant about the late discoveries in geology. Why, sh!loll bo allowed to ceme into court with 1m· bless your heart, He knew all about geology blushing footsteps, with the cloak of hypoc- long befor e He set up the hills," Also supply Threshing Engines at Maker 's Prices and T erms. r isy In his mouth, and draw t hree bullocks out of my !font's pocket with Impunity," F 1>ult'e profita- The W1J.ge~ of sin, L OOK H EREJ the Jeweller, M. A.JAMES, MAYNARD G o ld and S ilver W ATC HES. 1 0 1 _ 10 =- American Clocks. P M AYNARD T he Jeweller. R . -VV-1 S NER SEEDER EXCELS ALL OTHE R S. B . R L J. A. V MANNE R OF C H AN G ING HOES. M F. H. MASON, Agent, Spring Openings ! D E ·N TIST R l' · W EST END HOUSE. .if~m Drl!ss Goods. J. M. BR IMA COMBE, All the NEWEST S H ADE S and a very large a ssortment t o choose from. The New Trimming Braids t o match all the lat est shades. Linings an d S ewings to m atch. PRICE.S R IGH T . A fine lot of NEW TWE EDS. Suits gott en up very cheap a nd welJ. Guar an,t ee goods, fl.t s and good w orkmanship. c 0. JOHN McMURTRY. ' " S0 N GS . 1 Mvertising A gency. ....... .,. ... - MORRIS & WATTS, BRANTFORD, ONT. William. P ooley, Agent1 Box 50, BowmanvHle"