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I THE CANADIAN STATESMAN 18 PUDLIB l tED EVER~ FRIDA"\' MORNING, -BY - AT THE o11ErnK Pe·tOalcelllo ok,JUng!lt.,Bowmanvllle, Ont T E R M. A.JAMES, :r...a: S : SJ:.30 11e1:aanum,ort111.001tpnldln advance P&ym:eut strictly In a dvance requiredrrom au hB<Jribers oats1de of the county, Orders to dlacontlnue the paper muat be accompanied by thu unount rlue orthepaperwillnoGbestopped ::~~Ibero a re r eoponatbleuntil!ul paymontls · Hal! year. 20 00 " One quartor ... 12 60 Qu!';rtor Coluo:.n one yee.r .... 20 00 .'.' c-:;rJ:!:ter, ; · 1 ~ ~--6 S1r: l nee andnnder first Insertion · SO alaoh subsequen t insertion , o 50 25 From s ix to ten Imes firstlnsertlon O75-· Es.oh subsequent 1neert10n. · O 35 Orer tenlmea,firstmsertion per line 0 lO - 10 .IC&oh subsequontlnsortion ·" 0 03 11.!~~.::,';,~g:,~n~~a~n,;::~~u~:;;;~!o:O~~e~~ l!lld Nonpareil, Hal~· Col~:Un m?:;ei~arte~; BAT~}S Ot' A.DYERTISING 1 ~~ Wbole Columnoneyoar ....... $G000 1l:l~1" " · Hal! year , 36 OO ~:;;: ~g ~ -~-~- = ·~,,.--=========== ~RS, :HcLUTGHLIN d; BEITH, "' OFE'ICE - MORRIS BLOCK, BOWMANViLLll: Dr ;r W Mcl.AUGHIIN A. BJJ:Ir!I Gradu licentiate of tho Royal ate or the Toronto College of Phystetans or tho Umver·ity, J:'hysic1an au:d member ltoyal College or Sur Sargoon &;c. goons, E dinlmrgh I I"' ·n 1'11, JlllJJlKE SDIJ'SIJN, ·jf"_) BLOCK, up ·tairs, Krng Street, Bowman vlUe, Solicltor tor the On tL<rlo Bank · A.RRISTER, SOLICr'IOR, &o MOPlUS I>rlvttte !llonevs loaned a t the lowest ro.tes, .Jolin Keith GBlb rallh, D A.HR IS TE R , SOLICITOR, N01A.RY D I'UBLIC, &c Offlce- llounsall's Bloo,k Ktng Street, Bowman ville. Monev to lend, ROBER T A.JllliOlTR, f)'ll:GISTRAR, WEST DURH1.M ISSUER ·nor J(\i to111ed on-Ree.I Estate, Ofilee on King s&reet , Bowmanvllle. d. T, Pllll LIJ'S ICENSE D AUCl'IONEJJlR for the County oC Durhom Baleswompt1y .. ttended Atl.dr0s·-Hamvton P 0, 69. - - - -'VILLJAU 'VIGllT, ICENSED AUCTIONEER for the County of Durham Orders left at the of M arriage 1~1ooneee Bo.rrleter e.nd A.ttor l'lt Law·and Bolloltorln Chancery. Money L L S'r.t..:r wll!l receive prompt attention S. C, ES MAN oillce or forwarded to I yrone P 0 28 6m lOINillNG, ICENSED AUCTION EER FOR the County of Dm ham Sales attended Iha orL shor test notice and Jo·w est rates Address O OU RTICR p o. 36 tf L a every man wbo buys hie bicen~e from lllllNHY SYLVESTER Ennillkillen. .lo. G OOD WIFE GUARANTEED ·ro Pia.nos Toned and Rcpalred.l A RTIE S WISHING THEIR PIANOS P Tuned or repaired oa.n havethom attender! "by leaving word at the DOMINION ORGAN llo'a orr... lCE, Bowme.nvllle .A. first ela B man n ow baln11 ln their 0011>loy. So H ol Gentlemen oi i"ash· ion, not so fas1. .a.nd au l have to say 'Fh11.t j'OU ean !Ind me st11l at home, r am not gone a way ;i!o all my kind old frlenrla may come, A.n.d get their go.tments nloely made C n fe.s hlons that are new , \Vhere old and youn g, dear friends may meet .A. welcome gre eting, by R PEA.TE Aud a.11 $he youn.i;t ones too, l' have wrltte· the·e !ew lines, D E NT I S T RY · BR J 1111' AC 0 .Ill. WI' BE ,!l!!I. · m ' 1· 1W' PR.1.UTJUA.L DENTIST, TWENTY YEARS EXPICRIENOll. N ltro1u O x ld~Gao Administered f'or Painles Operations. lllC:c:LlJNG'S 8LOC:II., OVER c. HARNDEN, L. D.S . Q:adnate orthe Royal College~t Dental Surgeons, Ontario. ' Oll'FWR OVER DICKi:>ON S STORB \OLD FILLING A SPECIAL I mp roved style o! the Dental.A.rt, "l'EETH EX'l'RACTED 1\ IIHOUT PAIN "by the me of VitnllzedAlr, wlU,out UlJurytolthe patient Parilcular attention prud to the regu le.lion or Chlldren s Teetll. pate Wo.rk executed In the latest and mosl ,_.ALL WORK WARR.ANT.ED.--. MUSIC .. S W. RUSE. VOICE and THEOHY cation. ' BIG 20 " PIANO, T a.' DUNN~S EACHER OF ORGAN, lerms on appli 28,ly BAKINC POWDER THE COOK'S BEST FRIEND · strike three-the very hour, as l remem b ered, at which, on tlua day a week · gone by, I had foully murdered my-myhim/ Hmi?ha!-God! what ""s that' Washing Day. Can men shu ek ID thoir giaves" shuck There is no day m the whole calendar so BY FRANK WATERS wh en tho 'ery tongue h11s melte d 11 om the untvers11lly dr eaded by housekeepets of fleshless head' Ra1smg my blancbo<l face - e>ery condition as washmg day, with its (Co~CLUDED ) snat~hed the glass, a.nd raised it to h1· o1, rather, hfted up as by some awful un tedious opernt10n~, mvoh mg so much bard Assurmg him that I was qmte at hrn lips Sh°' mg home the stopper, and icen power- I looked to"nrd. the vacant 1abor and d1scomfo1t This drea.d is n ot sernce, I left the room ' and p1csent'y re g1oundmg the vial on the table, I fixed my chair opposite 0, wrath of Heaven ' -1t oonfmed to homes where the hon ·ew1fe does turned with a small Jar of alcohol some eyes on hIB, iust as, throwmg back lns was vacant no longer ' There he sat-then her own washmg, but is felt equally m the water, and a couple of glasses The' stouu head, he L?nlpcd clown death at a mouthful he sat-then as now ' eomulsed, ghostly nonse of" ealth, because of the need uf over "Wftil f but m hor '.Ihe effect was as magic Sprrngmg from avengmg, like as when I slew hnn. Only Stlll ra ·ged With all ~ ury' y h l t] t t i cl lt d d d "g1 1t to secure even partially satisfactmy 101 had by t his trme worn away to be sue I is chau , a,nc 0 'erturnmg it Ill the action, ia ie llgt ug 1 aun exten e 'pomte results, ancl because of that same general ceedod b.) a wild i ecklessness 'u sp1ritu"l the gbso fell from Ins haucl, and shattei ~cl "ith an rndex fmgcr from winch tho lleoh cliscomforo "Inch is its concomitant m even rntox1cat1on, such as I h 1d ~ever hefore to a thousaJJd pieces' his fromc stiffened hung ragged and mouldering, at tho vial bhe best iegulated fauuhes From early expeueuced A kmd of diabolical <>ladness suddenl y , from head to heel , ]us hands whic h Im my hellish cmmval of blasphem mormng, sometnncs t ill fall of mght, them had seized me- a ilendishsportnouc~s which clenchctl un til the nails dug up the flesh, rn,s Joy, had placed before me on the table ts a gloom m the domesttc atmosphere, ac ma(l.e me feel as though I coul d dabble my bis blue spectacles, hk e great, blank, sight And he has never lef t me smee- never left centuated by a smell of soap suds, a cfamp fingersm the blood of murder and laugh less eyes, glated horubly upon me·" me' Where I go, he goes , day andmght nessof steam, and a general sense of im lot veiy glee of its wickedness' As to my smothered, huleous sh11ek- or rather its he is with me 1 I hu.ve fought, I lrn.ve penclmg disaster The h end of the 1 ouse is compamon, I was by now tully eonvmced a.bortn e att empt-rose to ]us lips ' and struggled madly, a.gamat the unuttcrnble clisturbecl and anx10u·, the children arn that I entertamed Ill lnm no prince of dark then he fell as one tlrnnder snutten-atone 1 !orror of his presence In varn 1 1ll va.m 1 " out of soi ts, ' the cook JB Cl osa, and the ncBB, bnt "'mern rnort,,,J h ke myself lhe dead j Spectral illusion, disease of the nerves, an dmner, 11 "asl11ng day "pick up," is serv one pomt y et to be solved-for tlus I never ' I kn ew 1t would be sudden , but rndeed, overwrought Lram-all t hese, and a thou ed as if it were a gieat obhgat10n r enclered quest10ned-was why the evil one had sent tts complete suddenness took even me by sand othei explanations, have I r epeated by a coudescendmg supermr undei aggra tlus most unlikely lool.mg messenger at my surprise, for a moment ] hen I laughed 0 ~ er and over td mysel \ \ 1 1 1 t hJY have lo~t \ atmg circurnat.ances as rndeed they are 1 1 1 1 ooll But tlus I felt I would fi nd out all aloud-shrieked with msane and devilish °]"a ):'1 ~' an ~eemec 1 ,e tie mere gb And the fannly patiently end m es, kno'I> mg 1 1a good tune ' merrrment-as I thought how the withered eris · new t em, m my case, to e that on the morrow t he atmosphere will be He had left hia couch, and seated hnn hermit of the ls.borato1,) had otit witted tin s fiD ..y ahnd m&htt, dda.y talnd huight,~ tha al clc111e<l, the dampness gone and evcrythmg 1t foth self at yonder t able there m the centre m1 ghty traveller, this sapient and expen uger as pom e 'un 1 it ~s rnaue c eai t e go pleasantly under the mote cheerful m of the room Takmg a cha'ir I seated my enced man of the world, entrappmg !nm path of hell a nd doom to me See ' the glass tluences of ironmg d ·Y self opposite Jum, and tilled my gbss Ill even t o his clestruct10n Had I not cause 18 full, the pornon ~ot>red ' I only wait the sig But genernl discomfort is not the only tune to his Hitherto I had been- from for merument' and t hen the g1 c1>t p1rne at irnl ere I drmk I hen, once more he an iea, evil attendmg the p1ocesses of waolung Ly choice, n ot ft om pnncrple-a total abstam stake I the mighty-Ha I wh ·twas! dorng as he arose tlien.--when, once moi e, t hat the ord11m1y, long es,a bhshed methods; er from all spmtuons hqnorn so that, now here, wasting my timo rn lau&htei, mstead I smoth;ned shriek, aJ:ul, hoirhble,J but nod them I S one more lamentable, and I might the potent al oh ol flew to my bra1~ of se1zmg the elem on s grnntecl boon ' Not drttcu ~te, r rnes rusl mg ~o ts ips, 1111 ,a,y fatal, O\ il, 1nd that is the early bt eak 108 t ere ma smg e war -then my hotu c and heart hke so m uch h qmd fire Yet for an msta.nt d1c1 I dread d1sappomt lown of the health of the peison on wh om i t did not 111tox1co.te me Nu ' no' I can mont I knew my wo1k had been priced I ~ Nme, ,and !us word shall be my woi cl- thrn labor devoh cs And takm6 mto con not plead even th11t "retched excuse It with a price Fhn.nn~ myself ltko a hm ow ' sule1at1on tho exposme to sudd en clJangea Th ere is but one tlung more to be ful mvolved UL l eav111g the stea1mng hot lntehon simply di ove me to madness but to a ished tiger on the dea body, I toie ollthe madness all rn keeping with 1n'y eha;racter blue spect;i.ules, \\ lnch hid its t1easare, I filled and then- Hell and Etc1mty ' H ell to go out mto the "mtty out do01 air to -a madness cold, mtellectua,I, un<l utterly and there-)eS ! there, as the den! and l~termty 1 Hell and Etermty 1 You, hang up clot'es thefntigucof rubbrng, rub d evoid of heo.rt Little guessed the man had for once trnly asserted, burned I his "ife, to whoro. these pages are address bmg, rnbbmg on the wash Loud foi hours before me, as he h eard my commonplace re and blazed the go1geous Jewel, the I eel, w ill iece1ve with them the accompany a t a stretch, a lso the constant mhalmgof marks, my polite replies, wlll1t a human rich rcwa1cl of " paltry cttrno ' peer mg packet It contams that vile trash, foul oapy vo.porn, the alternate soakmg of tiger confronted !nm, what a h11man devi l less diamond, such as never shone m the those wo1thless Jewels, fo1 which I bartered the hando antl arms m h ot w ·ter uud cold lOoke l him lau<'hmg m the eyes starry tt easure 1ooms of Golcondo, nor blaz I my soul and God-the rnfimtely great, the water, is it to be wondered that e\en the In the ~yes" Y.:S ' thu.t was it 1 Oh 1 ed from moital monarchs crown It was mfimt ely goocl, the m fimte ly torr1hle God I str ongest co11st1tut10n <i;nes ouP that- that was 1t 1 Save mono smglo par cunnmgly fastened mto the socket, w here I This is tho extreme tortur e of all-to have It has long seemed strange to me t hat the t1cuhu, there "as nothmg m the least one eye" as m truth wantmg and it q m·e reiected Hun, yet be forced to praIBe and many ·dvantages arismg from mventive stiangc about my g uest Theie seerred filled the ca\lty with its orb of liqmcl light I confess Hnn But he wrmgs t he trnth genms should have Leen so lar gely 011 the nothmg myste11ous about hun, o.11-to usc a \V1th frenzied fi 11 gcr s, with rltggmg 11111ls, 1 I from me , yea, anc l He compel s me ag.nn side of l mds of labor a llotted to men Is na.u tical metaphor - " as open aud abo\ e tore it out, held it up to the hght for a mo I to ac hmt that I myself have damned my it because men are readier to apprecrnte, board Ho spol,e treely ol himself ,incl gave men t , .i.ud gloated over it , then, shriekmg self One t'>mg more Tnm!, not t'1at 1ny and hence reacher to adopt these improve me to under·tand that he hacl baen a groat anew with hideous Jaughtm, I fe ll, m strnng cles1re of reparnt10n has prompted me 1ll ments winch arc t he tesult of so much trnveller that he was JUSt come back from convulsions, on the body of my v1ctun j wr1tmg these Imes, m sealmg t ins pucket thought ancl mgenmty on the part of man' the far E~st 11nd t hat he had a wife and \Vhen I en.me to myself 1t was near morn No' no 1 wh1t do tho damned care for IO It IS well kno1< n that nh e efficiency of these ch1lcl h vmg :.V1th ·ome fi, cnds up at - -, on mg, and I bethought me of dtsposmg of the parat10n' Still rn it He who forces me , improvements is wor th many millions of the Georgian Bay, wh1the1 he wo.s n ow corpse I felt no uneasmess , deteet10n was He, ancl you, most fearful guest, d1ead dolla1s annually to the fa1mmg mterests of bound after a u absence of thrne yearn As 1mposstble lhe nnn's fnends knew noth nrntrnment of Hrn JUSt vengeance thrn count ry, to saynothmg of the saving of 0 hand of Fate 1 0 guest of De11th 1 labor W here a man formerly plodded lns toh1s :Utrus1on on me, he cxplamed it ve1y mg of his ru:rival m Canada- he had wrnhed 1 1 simply, as the rnsnlt of a broken carriage to sur pnse them, he smd , the ro11ds1de ac 1See see he rises 1 ah ·-he stiffens, "eary way after a rude plow drawn by oxen, whose nu shap had forced him to seek lns cident had occm1ed some miles away, and and , with mexora.ble finger, pomts to t he workrng u.lmostas hard as they, he now m"y way on foot to D-- (the ne1gbbourmg my welcome guest Jmd ieached m; house dra.ugh~ of doom- to Hell ' ll.nd now that SJt Jmmtily on a cuslnonecl seat drtvmg !us village ·ome miles off), ancl had ended m alone, and on a mght so rntensely hlack shuck -It gathers m hIB b1east ·-1t h01se or horses, who with the unproved ma causmg lum to lose Ins way and so as he that no human e) e could htwe seen hun swells upwaid to lns hps I-a moment more, clunes accomplish the necessn.ry labor And said, m compellmg hun to i~llwt hun~elf on But, mdeed, the lonely position of my clwel and I shull h oar 10 ' hut still the ]Jen so tt is \\ ith nearly every process connected me for the mght So for, 1111 was clear and 'Img, and 1ts evil ieputation, wete security speeds 1-still I write, I w11te ·- driven with sowmg ancl hoemg, and w eed1ug, cul annple, and there w ts n othmg in h is appear enough m themseh es Therefore, J spent onward, onwa1 d, c· en to the crack of doom 1 tn at 1011 and harvesi;mg , man is helped, ancc to make me doubt the entne trnth little time m thought, bat proceeded to my Hark hark 1 the lips open, the an vi wlnle m the ma7ority of households the wo of his account But, as I h!>VO already laboratory-Jnst out.~1de heie, au the I brates, ,the earth trembles, Hell roam 1- mtin s wo"k goes on by t he simple and crnde 1 processes of ou1 a11cesto1 s I say maJ ority said, ther e was one thmg curious a.bout grow1d floor-I removed some of tho Loaicl G~? I God, hrm-a sometlung very cuuous, tin m mg !hen I dug a deep [Jl t, ancl Now 1 a <lvrnerll.) , but not all, fo1 thern ate house explwable prope1ty possessed by one of threw m certam chemic <ls, auch as * · holds m wh1cn mvention is allowed to clo its l11s e.) es Indeed, it appeareJ that he had would speed1ly ~esolve the man to h is EPILOGUE part m belpmg the wives a.ud daughte1 s as but one, or so I unde1stood hnn to say m ultmute elements (Or, as I thought H ere ends thrn most fei>rful MS drncov well as the husbands and sons db M k L d I have rn mmd such a household, m strik some chance allusion to !us remarkable then now I kno\\ that there was one ele 1 spectacles But surely one such eye \\ as mcnt-the el ement of God-m 111m which efe Y Me, d o~e , ih a hicr° Ja" er mg contrast to the households where matters 11 0 enough , or "as rt my frenzy whwh 111\ ested no chonucu,J could t ouch ) Fm ally, I tossed yont of tw l mg es'· wl IC onn 'tnl a '"" conducted on olcl fasluoned punciplcs, gaire o ns, my new 10me-nonc o ter to tl I h Ih t h cl f its g Ianee with a 1ust re so preteriiat m al and m t Ite bo d y covet etl it up, replaced the I than the old abode of t he Ma ferns '.Ihe iese " so, owe' er ope e ay o en stu pendous ' For, a t ernry flash of the boarding, and washed the f1001 Then all I a e all dead d1t f t h Y hghtemnent is speed1ly commg In thIS clectnc flmd, the eye of tho strant;e1 shot was done, aad I sat down O\er the buned ' 1 f th no,kv' afn l e ustyope,dor b en household both husband and wife, cleat sa {e, or e sa e o iu1na.m , an , a ove heatle i 1 tell t 1 k t f or th an answermg gIearn , an d w h en th e man-or bo d y-an d 1aug h e d once more I t all for the sake of God that this dteadful c, n igen peop e, ate qmc o storm, giadually subs1dmg, rolled sullenly "ould be pleasant to have htm here under co~fession 18 bnt the ' host] fleak of a ¥rasp an tdea a nd utilize it Consequently, a\\ ay , still did I fancy that I could detect foot, I thou aht as a constant renunde1 of I f 111 b t d d g { vhe ftrmmg and domesttc op01at1ous, :11de<l an orb of filo glowmg furtively upon me my cleverne~s arH1 f'ood fortu11e I felt no poywert uI tSCflSc! untagmabiont by the best mec luirnctl de,1ces go on as by o e , 1.\8 1 iave Sl11C I 71UX1/ e rue see 1 k k ]' ll k bl h from belnnd those dark ;rl,,sses :r ndeed, further mterest th an this m lum I h<\d mg t hat there 18110 ev;I ofwlneh m,,,n :.Vhen c oc wor ,specia Y 1emM a e IS t e Why h II t lf d h ' b d absence of all wash da.) dread and litter, so v1vicl was tins feeling as to be even maile no attempt to identify him w o y g iven over o 1 nmse wn lo a t lns house Lemg a t d bl 1 un t 1I my tIBmg f renzy ren d em d me s h ou l d I ' I k ep t nothmg b e1ongrng to lum, 1 I paBBIODS lts not ca )able Su osm tttob e en s swcc an ttgrcea e on a wiu, mcapable of fear, and I should have mock except the stone Aud one t bmg else In ume th;te is not~mg but ~rnJccfureto g~ide Monday as on any day m the week eil at the Suprnme Being Huuself, had He hftmg the body fiom whe1e it had fost fa! [us,,;,, to somepomts left obscure by the fear appeared before me len, a small memorandum book slip1>cd from ful document Household Notes Th en the devil spoke Oh ' he knows the breast po cket of the coo.t, on to the I How the u nhappy elcle1 bro ther tiavel P ut f1 e·hly baked cakes away as soon as 1 " How the floor Tlus I had mechamcall) and thought Im~ m the East 11rnyh1we becoi'ne pas cold m a closely co' ered cako box his time, and can ab1Cle it man's eye gleams' Gleams hk e the light lessly tlirown mto 11 drawer ot the table, and I scs~ed of t l111t ~ hich mdireetly caused A soapy dish cloth should never be put 1 mng 1 Gleams hkt - ' ' Ah d og of hell ' left there, for gettmg all about it Little his death, and why should he have chosen now thou hust ""'Hl it 1 Now I grnsp and did I dream that the great and most out I such"' stranise mode of concealment foi 1t - mside a teu.pot or a coffeepot Set a dIBh of water m the o\ en with cake understand all ' Th1s-th rn IS why you raged God had there wutten for mo my seu \these 1 ue tlungs we have so far no means sent bun ' I stro v~ :.:; mp the thought m tence of doom of det ermmrng Othen: ise, ah is plam when bakmg, a ncl 1t will seldt·m scorch. tlrn bud, as 1t formed itself m my brnm ; Rut m truth I dismissed my new Lorn be I enough '.Ihe chance mectmg · t he non ie Do not put salt mto soup until ) ou are because, for one moment, even t hen, I h ef m God or devil, t ho moment I resumed eogillt1on of the brothers due to the changes done skummug it, as salt will stop the ns shr;mk from its dimly seen consequences ,.,.ork Old habits of thought at once reas wrought by time misf~rtune travel the mg of the scum. But, an m st L>nt moie, an d the thought was sor ted themselves, agam I was the scientist, secre t reveu.led, b~ the fiashm g hghtm~g to W ash ironware outside as well as ms1de, fully blown, an d all revealed to me I a?am the agnost c .And fo1 seven days I one whose bent of thought predisposed him never asked myself 1f I m1gnt not be mIB wo1ked, hea1t and soul, at my task 'lhen to its discovery aud then (that d iscovery rn hot soapy "ater, t hen rmse m clear hot taken I lnew I was not '.Ihe e\ ii one had on the seventh day- it chanced, too, to ]Je once made) tLll' wlnch fohows -all these water "nd wipe dry with" dry 01ush towel. heard me H is part was done, what 10 the Sabbath -with a blasphemous iest I matters are plam enough I need say no Tms shoul 1 be wash ed m clean, hot, mameil was all my own rested My \>Ork also, was done- more Such as I have found the horrible soa.fy water, and rnbbed freely with mm How should I do it' By vwlence ' No 1 my creat10n completed My object had I s to1.), I g ive it, reader, to you, with one era soap Tlns "ill keep them as bright Some !~st remark-that, "hatm;er the horror of a.a new no 1 That was a brntislrnn d savage method been to manufoetme diamonds from.,. inch my w hole nature-all my tram chance d iscovenea had prepared the way to I the tale, 1t is, after a.ll, compensated for by T wo apples kept II) the cake box WJll k eep ed aud s01ent1fic modes of thought-1evolted this, m the first rnstance, then, as stated, I the tinconsc ous and most solemn morn! it moderately nch cnke moist for a great for its stupidity Besides, thrn man was had worked oat t h e whole cn am of reuson co1 1'eys length of tune, if t he apples arn ienewed tall and strong-stronger, ceita.mly, then I , mg, with th e excepb10n of one m1ss mg lrnk, M L ' vhen ' v1the1ed the lean and 111therecl student Should I, which I could not po·sibly supply, wit hout [THE E~D ] Never put a good kmfe mto hot grease, then, drug his dunk, a.nd stab or suffocate a 101rgc stone to exp eriment on , such a one as 1t destroys its shatpness Have always him qmetly, :while he slept' If! stabbed as I had iustsaenficecl I haclnothcs1t.ted a.t hand a kitchen fork for t urnmg meat or him, he would bleed, and the blood migh t so to use it In itself it was a fortune, but WILKINS' STAR PROVERBS fry mg potatoes possibly betray me, ,t least it would <lrn t o 11ttcmpt its sale might be to m v1te detoe Giam te drnhes, browned by use , may be Song is praye 1 on the w ing figure t he room, and give me the trnnble of tion and rnm Then, too, there was the cleaned by s1mp1y lettwg them remam about washmt' out its traces Suffocatmg woul d scientific mterest at stake-a thmg not to It is a wise tramp who eat s hrn own pap half an hour m bo1lmg soda water , then rub be hetter- mdeed, excellent Hut still, some be h gbtl) foregone And, m fine, I was so The child of slander ls never born tooth brng with a s tiff brush or iron cloth less N eve1 put pots ancl kettle· on the stove In selectmg a wife, choose one that will half fi lled with wate1 fo1 the pmpose of est remorse m me-mad& me drnhkc the idea falter would ha' e been sheci moon m tdnoss of k illing a aleepmg man No 1 I had a And now, on this still Sabbatli evemng-1t " ash sol\kmg loose whatever may be ad aered to Infancy is the preface of man, old age the them as 1t has a contrary effect Pnt plenty better and swifter method, that I" ould em was awful m it,s st1llness-all my efforts ploy 'l'urmng, with "bland smile to my were ciowned fhere, fl am the bottom of errata of cold water m them, and keep them away the c1 uc1ble, gleamed several of the brilliant guest, I spoke Tears sp11nkled across hie s lnghway, set f1om the stove "You seem to eni oy my sc1ent1 fic fare," gems, and as, tiembling, I hftecl them out tie the dust of sorrnw Plush goods, and all articles dyed with I salll , "I am truly glad 1t pleases you and weighed them, it was with a feeling of Many act as 1f they believed the horn of amlme colors faded fl om exposure to light, But do you not thmk our beverage were all surprise that I not ed their exact comCidence plenty" as a glass of wlusky. w1ll look bright as ever o.ftei bemg Rponged the Letter for a little flavounng ' To my m we1ght, with the origmal stone Ha t Men seldom conceal their vut1,les nor do with chloroform The ccmmer crn,l chloro palate, at lea.st , it ts t"steless ha 1 whe1e now was Go d' 'vVhe1e was the ' form will answer the pm pose ver y, v; ell, "I boheve you are right, my host, " he devil of th e thcologtans' I was Goel 1 1 their faults conceal them and is less expensive t ha n the pur1fiP-<l replied , "I never complam of good hquor, was devil 1 I-and I alone-ruled and was A tram of pme thought will only rim on To KEEP THE FrooR P OLISHED - The clean but 1f the means worn forthcommg, an master' Now, let me sit do" n, a.ncl dream est and most perfect !;> polished floors h"' e o.ddcd zest would be an added pleasure ' dreams, and-Stay 1 my "1ld gladness of the track of a well graded mmd T he man who never committed a folly no water used on them. They are simply "Reet content, n ans,vei.edl, "lousha.11 se,en nights ago was com111g-backonme rubbed off every mornmg with a large have such a fla\ our to your cup as few Let me repau t o the scene of my late tri never app1cc1.ated wisdom flannel cloth, w h1ch is soaked 1n kernsene taste I shall be with ~ou agam m a mo umph, lot me ieprodnce, as neatly a· m&y Nature never btulded so perfect, but that oil on ce m two or t hree weeks Shake the ment " be, all its features- let me-me, th e her li'o.sh10n tried to improve bet work dust out of the cloth, and with a rubbmg With this I l eft the room, aucl repa1rmg m1t, me the ascetic p lu!osopher, ha, ha IMen often use so high on the wave of brush or stubby broom go rapidly up and to m y laboratory, close by, took thence a let me dnnk once moie, and once more make down the planks (not acioss them) After bottle of concentrated prussic acid and re merry 1 I acted at on ce on the happy success, as to lose s1ght of earthly i oys turned to my compamon My smile was of thought I produced t h e alcohol, water, What people often d enomm ate a tea of a. few rubbmgs the floo. will assume a. pol the blundest as I ~hook the deadly vial be and ptusstc acid I ·et my own ch a ir i>nd trouble, is frequently a. notion of d) speptic ished appe,.rance that is not easily defaced by dirt or foot]JLmts fore hun, a.nd snid with truly hellish du that of my late guest in theu respective ideas pllcity places, and I filled our glasses Then, m "'l'h111, my guest, is an essence which I the cordiality of my completed tuumph, Kmd Pnends The Highest Pleasuxes have never yet given nnrtal t o taste-an I was about to nn oke !nm to bear me com essence of rare and wondrous pGwers pany, when suddenly , and for the first t ime Fnend- "I have brought you a few slices The highest, the best, the most permanent 'vVhen jOU have tao<ect u, )OU will euter an 1t shuck me tbat I cltd not know ht~ rnune of ha1 n " pleasures are those wluch are not sought, entirely new field of sensation But it ta To be sure what dtd th at matter' And yet, Poor N eighbor - " Ah 1 H ow kmd you but winch come from the faithful fulfilment volatile and swift , therefore you must drmk at a high festival hk e the present, it was a are ' of h fe s d uties and obligations Indeed, qmckly The moment I say 'now smze saLl om1ss10n and breach of ceremony Ha' "Don t mention it It is r eally a pleasme eager search after pleasut e m any d1rect10n the glass and dram it, aud you will feel- well t hought of ·- the book 1 fh cre, most foi me to show you any httle attention " 1s always frmtless, because it implies a con what you shall feel " likely, I should find t he name of my guest "\Yell, I appreciate your kmclness. I dit10n of mmcl to which endur mg hap pmess He, a ll unsuspectmg, laughed and nodded, This IS the cha" er-yes ' And this 1s the eau assu1 e you of that ' is a strange1 Selfishness and e11ioym011t looked with an amused curmsity on the book And here- hore- 0 God of J ustice' " As I said before, I am only too glad to may dwell togctliet fo r a brief season, but wonder workmg Vlal, and with a cheery this is the name be able to accommodate you The shoes are the latter will soon "ither aw,iy under the cut ftom 11 Imm t hab \ll"3 given us By the scorchmg mflnence of lhe former "all right, my genernus host,' p1epa1ed t o 1 obey mo Not for a moment did I WM er "R013ER1 MAYFERN ' \lay, if you discover any symptoms of His glass was already full, so, with a steady The book fell from my hand , the mom trichma m y o1u famtly, after you have tried He Was Posted hand and smllmg face, I loosed the stoppe1, leaped from ita place, and spun dizzily round the ham, you will let us know, please 'Ve and, carefully avo1d mg to mhalc the d eadly and r ound me , a mort al sickness seized ate not gomg to eat of 1t until we hear from " What JS the leadmg brnnch in y our fumes, poured several drops quickly mto upon my heart , an tcy numbness eongea.lecl you" school ' " ask ed a lady of a teacher the hq11or Then I gave the word of doom mo and then I grew oblivious of all tlnngs Before the t eacher could vouchsafe a reply, 1 " Now ' When the grny tw1hght of returmng eou B1e wn- " What do you thmk of the a httle boy mterrupted the conversat ion It pealed from my bps hke the blast of a sc10usness stole back upon n·e, a namefoss play ' ' Fogg-" Fanly good thmg , but w1.h trumpet- the trumpet, say, of the Angel of houor, an unutteiu.ble d1ead made my Llood "h·t I ob1ect to IS the rn teuse realism m t he "I know I" the Dead- startlmg me, the speaker, and to chill, lll) flesh to creep, and the hair to thud act- a church scene, you know. It "And what 1s it, little boy' asked the hun who heard me, too :I knew it by rise m bristles on my head Vaguely, as m was so natural that I actu111ly went to lady the nervous force of Ins gestrue, as he a dream, I had JUst heard tho clock there sleep " "That switch m t he corner, ma'am." THE BLUE SPECTACLES I HOUSEHOLD. A CA.RD - To all who are sutfermg from the errors and md1scret1ons of youth, nen ous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c , I will send a recipe that will cure you FREE O.L\' OHARGI\ Thie great remedy was discovered by a mission· ary m South Amenca Send a selfaddreeaed envelope to the REY. JOSEPH T INMAN Station D New York Oit11. 46y AnvrsE 10 MorHERs - Are you ths· tur bed at mght and broken of y o ur r est by a s1Ck cluld suffermg and crym g with pam of Cu ttmg T ee th ? If so se nd at o oce and get o. bottle of "Mra Wmalow's Soothmg Syrup " li'or children t e ethmg, its v al ue 1s mcaleulahle. It will reheve the poor h l tle sufferer immediate ly. 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