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vIp VIP P Cross my another colu Germany. Af But I may distinguished just have tot Highlight brother), wa General. He o time approac excitement a get the feelin lunch with G Unacquai military hier sed as I am, didn't show t was impresse that it was a I don't kn my brothers must have bee that The G normally inv nists to lunch It wasn't The General i those infurial and jog in th job at 8 a.m have no bad1 There wa one and two- and two oth Smiley and Romanow, a THE Gen has four star they hand ou in-Chief, U.S., Commander,, Force. A rea He greet me on his r desultory lun lucid exposi picture, and] ask intelligen ions. I didn't He threw ment, telling right-hand n liaison with th beamed. I th on him by r wasn't alway borrow half h from him eve still owe him with a remind track and at was now in1 $40,000. Oh, th big wheels g Anyway,1 feel safer ab people on the Curtain. The thing, should but "we" hav both defence n Statesman, Bowmanville, Mav 15. 1974 Section Two SugarN By Bill Smiley GO ON THE More fun than the lunch with the ARTY CIRCUIT general was a visit I paid to the Canadian sehool at Ramstein. Only y heart, I won't write seventy kids and seven teachers, an mn about my trip to ideai educational situation. The kids ter this one. have it lucky and know it. So do the y never be treated as a teachers. visitor again, so you'Il Here I was at home. Teased the bear with me. kids about not having long hair. of the trip (for my kid scared them about the big sausage- as Lunch With Thefac schoois they were going rganized it, and as the back to, signed autographs on copies hed, there was so much of my column they had, and went for bout it that I began to a ride in a simulated space-ship.with ig I was going to have four littie guys. A bright, lively od. group of youngsters, who are seeing nted as I am with the a lot of Europe, but who ail signifie archy, and unimpres- they'd be glad to get home to with rank, I expect I Canada. the proper awe, but it Teachers young and friendly, d on me from all sides wishing they could stay on an extra signal honour. year, Principal Warren Haacke of iow what kind of a line Regina said it's a great experience. shot about me, but it Bright young English teacher Bryce en a good one. It seems Tanner, a Kincardine boy, reads my eneral iust doesn't column in the hometown paper, and ite small-town colum- reproduces some of them for the h or anything else. 1students. much of a lunch, as One more party to go to, an s a spartan type, one of ail-Canadian bash. It was formai ting people who get up dress for officers. I had none, and e morning, are on the wanted to tag along in m blazer and . work like fury and flannels but the kid broth is a man habits. for protocal and would have none of s a gaggle of American it. Ne dug through his duds and the star generals present,resut was something to see. Can you er Canadiafis, Colonel ~r anaiafs, olnel picture your faithful correspondent Brig. Gen "Joey" in a pink evening shirt, with ruffles westerner. down the front, a huge black velvet îeral David C. Jones, bow tie, a black evening jacket big rs, about as many as enough for two of him, black evening t, and is Commander- trousers cuttîng him in two (my Air Force Europe, and brother is shorter) held up by a pair 4th Allied Tactical Air of red skiin braces? My wife was l wheel. horrified when I toidher, but 1 ed me pleasantly, sat looked rather dashing. ight, and after some rather dashing. cheon talk, gave me a Off in the morninggroggy with tion of the military fatigue, for the ma asnhnore. kept waiting for me to Ramstein to Lahr by autobahn. Lahr nt, penetrating quest- to Gatwick by plane, Gatwick to have any. Trenton. First my brother a compli- casualty oftrip. They'd taken offmy me the kid was his bag at Ottawa. Slept at officers an when it came to mess borrowed razor inmorning, he French. My brother had breakfast with R. C. Padre, rew a little cold water most sensible chap I'd met in five eminding him that he days Bag had arrived. Bummed s so smart. I used to ride o city with Bil Padden, Major, his paper route money and his d ry Saturday night, and Everything was running down, a $7.45. He countered încluding yours truly. From Lunch Ler that he was keeping With The General to sh ailaold compound interest, it station wagon with a dachshund. the neighbourhood of Long dreary bus ride. Connecting he gay banter when we bus a e. Snowing. et together for lunch! Finally home, feeling like a the general made me skeleton. And I knew the V.P. was out the Warsaw Pact back to his usual Very Unimportant other side of the Iron Person status when my wife, after y have more of every- bussing me heartiiy, proclaimed, hostilities break out, "Bil, I've had a terrible time with ve better hardware for those cats. and gattack. "Cut", as we say in the movies. Permits are Required Before Starting Fires A Every year the Ministry of vention Act from April 1 to Natural Resources receives Oct. 31 each year. Burning inquiries from the public permits are required in all requesting burning permits townships which are in the which are required by law area designated as the Forest under the Forest Fires Pre- Fire District of Ontario. The AUTO e & USED CARS, LICENSED MECHANIC ON DUTY TOP PRICES FOR WRECKS AND SCRAP GOOD SELECTION OF USED CARS R. R. 2 - Newcastle 987-4636 Two Miles North of No. 2 on Morgan's Rd. southern most townships in the Fire District and along the northern portion of the Lind- say district are: Carden, Bexley, Somerville, Harvey, Dumner and Belmont. Most organized townships within the Fire District have appoint- ed fire wardens to issue fire permits to the public. Fire permits are required in a Fire District for all outdoor burning except cooking and warmth. They are even re- quired to ignite fire works withing 1,000feet of a forest or woodland. A work permit is required to conduct any operation in the Fire District which is liable to cause an accumulation of slash or debris within 1,000 feet of a forest or woodland. No person shall smoke while walking or working in a forest or woodland in the Fire District. Grass and Brush Burning Tips Each spring the Ministry of Natural Resources and town- ship fire brigades are called out to extinguish fires which have been caused by some thoughtless motorist neglect- ing to use the ash tray. Unforturately, these fires can and do destroy everything in their path, including barns, sheds and homes, Ieaving behind nothing but ashes and grief. Approximately 80 per cent of ail fires are caused by human carelessness. Be care- ful, be sure, and if any questions or problems arise, call the Ministry of Natural Resources or the township fire warden in your local area for advice. Names and addresses of township fire wardens may be obtained by contacting the township clerk. Please follow these safe burning tips and protect your family and property from fire. Remember fire can be your enemy as well as your friend. The following tips will help you have a safe and successful burn. - never burn on a windy day. -- have plenty of fire suppression equipment on hand, a garden hose hooked up, pails of water, a shovel and rake. - have one or two friends or neighbors help, never burn by yourself. - start burning grass on the downwind side of your fire area. - build wide fire breaks around all buildings. burn only small areas at a time. - keep brush piles small and build piles down wind and away from buildings.' - when using an incinerator cover it with a small mesh screen. - make certain all fire is dead out before leaving the site. As burning itself is hazard- ous, we suggest before decid- ing to burn, you explore other means of disposing of the unwanted material - a trip to your local dump. Smoke from fires is a form of pollution and for some fires both in and out of the fire district, a permit is also required from the Mini- stry of Environment's air management branch. Please keep the foregoing tips in mind when disposing of unwanted material collected during your annual spring clean-up about your homes and summer cottages. NOTE- Snce writing the foregoing a farmer residing in the Fire District and in the Lindsay district decided to burn the grass about his farm buildings, without a fire per- mit or taking proper precau- tions. As a result, three acres of grass were burnt, a chicken coup, an implement shed and the side of a barn was scorched. Two fire brigades answered: the call for help. The irony of this, is that the buildings, etc., were owned by ved by Theat 're Ontario rai Manager: Mr. Mad- at Eastdale Collegiate. the play was presented. the conclusion of the Governor, General and Governor General & Mme. 1 the individual setting out the fire and who now faces the possibility of charges under the Forest Fire Prevention Act. the of invest of "W invest of "As sevèr Jules Leger To celebrate the 50th Anni- receix versary of the City of Oshawa, Gener, Their Excelencies, the Go- dox, vernor General and Madame where Jules Leger, graced the mag - Aty nificent Parkwood home of the play late Col. R. S. McLaughlin, with an official visit on Saturday, May llth. The official motorcade left Downsview Airport and arri- Th ved at Parkwood at approxi- of th mately 5:00 p.m. Received by Poic Mrs. Jo Aidwinkle, Their ing r Excellencies proceeded to ando meet Mayor and Mrs. James weekc H. Potticary and members of 1974. Oshawa Council, with their Fou wives and guests, and signed lision the City Guest Book. which At the reception at Park- injure wood, Their Excellencies collisi were served a luscious buffet, beenc deserving of a viceregal visit, way' which consisted of Lobster perso Newburg, curried seafood, a dri veal saute, beef tenderloin tips Crimi served burgundy style, and The' parisienne potatoes. comph After the dinner, the Gover- a gel nor General and Madame these Leger, attended the perfor- follow mance of "Ten Lost Years", tigati the opening play of the 1974 "The Ontario Theatre Festival. into t Their Excellencies were Enter' Madame Leger were invited backstage to meet the cast and company, and then pro- ceeded by police escort back to Oshawa. OPP REPORT complaints of "Trespass". Five persons have been charged with offences under the Liquor Control Act, four persons have been charged with drivitng offences under the Criminal Code and three persons have been charged with offences, other than driving offences, under the Criminal Code. One person has also been charged with an offence under the Narcotic Control Act. Trespassers Due to the ever ncreasing number of comulaints con- cerning trespassers - in parti- cular those concerning tisn- ermen who trespass, the following is a reminder for those who enter, without permission, upon another per- son's land. YOU are trespas- sing if you unlawfully enter or in any other way trespass Upon another person's land, tfiat is enclosed or with respect to which you have had notice by word of mouth, or in writing, or by poster or sign boards, not to trespass. a JOHN F. Generai insurance FIRE and AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE Contact : HARRY VOERMAN 623-3111 or 623-3950 33 KING ST. E. BOWMANVILLE Some fishermen believe that if a stream runs through private property, they can walk up the stream and not trespass. This information is false OBITUARY CHESTER W. LAMBERT A former employee of Gene- ral Motors in the purchasing department who retired in 1957 with 38 years' service, Chester W. Lambert died at Hillsdale Manor, Thursday, May 9, 1974. He had been ill for the past month. He formerly live on Masson St., for many years. Born June 8, 1892, in Orillia, he was the son of the late Mr. and Mrs. Robert Lambert. He was married Sept. 12, 1923 in Oshawa, where he lived for more than 60 years. He was a member of Simcoe Street United Church, and a choir member for many e Newcastle Detachment e Ontario Provincial e investigated the follow- motor vehicle collisions occurrences during the of April 29, 1974 to May 5, urteen motor vehicle col- s were investigated in I four persons were ed. As a result of these ions, six persons have charged under the High-. Traffic Act and one n has been charged with ving offence under the nal Code. Newcastle Officers also Leted 112 occurrences of neral nature. Some of occurrences are as vs: There were ten inves- ons into the offence of ft", one investigation he offence of "Break & ", one investigation into ffence of "Fraud", two igations into the offence 'ilful Damage" and one igation into the offence ssault". Also, there were al investigations into THISHOLIDAYWEE Œ N OAMO 8PM on Monday, plus our regular Saturday hours gives you extra shopping convenience to get everything you need for those holiday-weekend projects! 'FREE DELIVERY ON ALL PURCHASES OF $10.00 OR MORE PHONE BOWMA NVI LLE 623-3388 Visit Parkwood MONEY ON QUALITY DX PREMIUM FUEL OIL and STOVE OIL BOWMANVILLE CUSTOMERS CALL COLLECT Ask Operator for 668-3381 or Dial 1-668-3381 DX FUEL OIL CALL US TO-DAY FOR PROMPT, COURTEOUS SERVICF MOST OF US KNOW HOWý TO SAY NOTHING, FEW OF US KNOW WHEN. BYAM PLUMBING & HEATING and AIR CONDITIONING TYRONE, ONTARIO Phone 263-2650 years. His wife, the former Merval McArthur, died July 21, r19 also one daughter, Joan,, Dec. 14, 1966. He is survived by two sons, Ronald of Oshawa: Robert of Hampton; one sister, Mrs. Douglas Wilkinson (Bertha) of Toronto; one brother, William of Barrie; and six grand- children. Mr. Lambert rested at the Armstrong Funeral Home. Service was held in the chapel Saturday. Rev. Allan Lavis oficiated and interment was in Mount Lawn Cemetery. Av T HELPYOUM 1