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Call Don Stephenson for viewing. 905-263-4402 or 1-866-357-5335 16ac Arthur Black Continued from page 8 Man suddenly realized that, hey, we don't know where this guy lives, if he's got a job or a family - we don't even know his name. One newspaper ran a feature headlined WHERE'S THE COMPLIMENT MAN? Radio stations picked up the story and a Washington TV reporter did a man-on- the-streeter asking locals just how much they missed their daily dose of praise. Fittingly, the story had a happy ending. Turned out Ron Miller hadn't been kidnapped, hit by a semi or whacked and tossed in a dumpster. He had just headed down to Florida on a whim to stay with relatives. But he missed his old Washington acquaintances acquaintances as much as they missed him, and after two weeks he moved back north. "When I got back, it was chaos," says Miller. They all said 'Compliment Man, you abandoned us!' but I didn't. 1 just took a little little break." Miller is back on his usual beat, saying nice things to people and making them nicer in the process. Who knows? Ron Miller is such a pro he could probably have coaxed a smile onto the blue-black jowls of Washing-ton's greatest grump, Richard Milhous Nixon. But maybe not. Nixon and compliments compliments were a kind of natural oxymoron. There's a story about the time when Nixon returned to his cabin at Camp David and announced, "1 scored 126." Henry Kissinger, never one to miss a butt-kissing opportunity, opportunity, purred "Congratulations, Mister President! Your golf game is improving." improving." Nixon glowered at his Secretary of State and snapped, "1 was bowling!" bowling!" Did I mention how great you look today?