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Ld fysuts BRATHW VOL. XVI, NO. 26.1 AND GENERA L ADVERTISER PORT PERRY, PROVINCE OF ONTARIO, THURSDAY, J UN E 18, 1874. WHOLE NO. 858 Thor) Ontaria- Olseruer. A WEEKLY POLITICAL, AGRICULTURAL, AND . FAMILY NEWSPAPER, 18 PUBLISHED AT _PORT PERRY, EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, BAIRD & PARSONS. TERMS.--$1 per annum, if paid in ad- vance ; if not $1.50 will be charged. No subscription taken for less than six months; aud no oe discontinued until all arrears RATES OF ADVERTISING. For each line, first insertion ........$0 08 Subsequent insertions, per line ...... 0 02 Cards, under 6 lines, per annum ...,. 5 00 B&F Letters containing money, when ad- dressed to this Office, pré paid and regester- ed, will be at our risk, __ Advert measured by Nonpareil, and charge ording to the space they ac-- cupy. Advertisments received for publication. without specific instructons, will be inserted until fordid and charged aiccodingly. No advertisment will be taken out until paid for. A liberal discount allowed to Merchants and others who advertise by the year or |s B&F™ These terms will in all cases "be strictly adhered to. Job Department. Phamplets, Hand DBilts, Posters, Pro- grammes, Bill Heads, Bl: nk Forms, Rece ipt Books, Checks, Books, Circuls Business Cards, Ball Ca style and eolor, éxccuted promptly and at lower rates than any other establishment in the County. a Parties from a distance getting hand . printed can have them donc to take nome with them. J. BAIRD. H. PARSONS. al €avas,, RS. Surgeains and JONES & MALLORY, Acconcheurs, Port Perry. Physicians, +, Queen-sf. ty, ALITY, Port Pers ronor sician, Connts of and Ae- DEA WARE ontario, 1" eoucheur, Prince Albert. 3 PHILP, M. D., IRIEY, ai, London, ric. "Court House, Whitby. M. 0, CAMERON, H. J. MACDONNF At Council, Out, A. HURD, Auten) t Law . in Chancery. Office ie Roy Port Perry. FAMES LAMON, At in Chance Ce Agent, &e., Uxbridge. Main Street, OHN BILL J Taw, Solict onveyancer, Oli W. Maurice Cochrane, Dy Y-AT-LAW, tor in Chan- Notary Public, . ke, Office bn urs punctually from dam. to 5 pam. or Loan at 8 per cent, on all f good security. 4 Bigelow's Royal Arcade, PORT PERRY. C. N. VARS, L. D. 8. EETH iaserted on all the Tatest princi- ples of the art, and as cheap as the cheap- est, and as good as the best. Teeth tilled with Gold and Silver. Teeth extracted without pain by producing local anmsth- esia. Dentical Rooms--in Cowan's new block, over Atkinson's Drug Store, King Street, Oshawa, JOHN SM. WILLOOX, F the Town of Whitby, has been ap- pointed 4 OFFICIAL ASSIGNEE ¥ for the county of Ontario. Any business enirsiadto his charge w will be carcfully at- tended to rere RNH. lerk of the Third Divi- J. Wypynss ay ce ih Bigelow' s Block, Tons Perry. Office hours from 10 a. m. to 3 p. m. QHAS. THORN, V.8, TEMBER of the Veterinary Institute, Chicago, Il. Gold Medalist for the best examination,on Horse Practice. Author of a First Prize Essay on Shocing. Gradu- ated Sept. 16, 1867. Dr. Thora begs to announce that eo has taken up his residence at Port Perry, and is 'now prepared to treat all cases entrusted to his caré in the most skillful and scientific manner, All orders left at the Medical Hall of Me Allison, will receive prompt attention. The Veterinary Stables may be found on Lilly street, opposite Cossitt's Factory. Port Perry, Oct. 28, 1873. | Giro. HL or HEN i Y GRIST, PATENT QOLIGITOR AND DRAUGHISMAN, OTTAWA, CANADA, Transucts business with the Patent Office and other departments of the Government Copyrights and the Registration of Trade Marks and Designs procured. Drawings, Specifications, and other Documents neces sary to secure Patents of Invention, prepared on i of the model of the Invention, __ Surtioweers. W. DM." M. WILLCOX, LICENSED CTION HE AUCTIONEE FOR THE COUNTY OF ONTARIO. AND TOWNSHIPS OF MARIPOSA & CARTWRIGHT, EGS to thank his many friends and the B public generally, for the liberal patron- age bestowed upon him for the past five Having now given up the business of Bailiff, T intend, in future, to devote my. whole time to the business of Auctioneer, Collecting, &e. 1t will be my endeavor, by prompt and careful attention to Dusit , to give full sfaction to all who may favor me with | ales or Collecting, Araughted and Llank Notes furnished free of charge. Also Bill Stamps always on hand. Arrangements can he made for sales &c., at the Opservir Office, and at the Standard Office, Port Perry. years, W. M. WILLCOX, Prince Albert, Oct. Licensed Auctionee . of @nt 3 prepared to conduct Sales avy Where the County. placing on the in our Lands | attention it for a Agric witaral tpi met 'others, . HE atteation, All orders addressed to r.0., will r Con Tons vatoator, ae OR the ott, low Towhship o Thorah, WM Bumeder GORDON 1, Brock. BURNHAM, Juice, DarrxeLL, Jun Whithy, Jan. 1, 1874. Marria ge Liconse R. RICHARDSON, SSUER of Marriage Licenses Lot 10, in the 1st concession of Brock. John aM cDonnld, MARBLE DEALER! NEWCASTLE, ONT. ONU MENTS, Tomb-Tables, Office-- | Head- J Stones of great variety, with every de- scription of Marble Work, suitable for Cem- eteries, supplied at short notice, Also Peterhead and Aberdeen Granite. pay" Parties will find it to their advan. tage to withhold their orders until called on by J. C. WILLIAMSON, AcuNr. Satisfaction guaranteed, and all work war- ranted, January 10, 1872. 3-r BEARINE For the Hair. Prepared from the Pure Grease of THE CANADA BEAR | It produces a Tuxrious growth, 1t beautifies and strengthens the Hair, I makes the Hair soft and pliant. t imparts to the Hair a rich glossy finish. Itis perfectly harmless--not sticky or unclean It stimulates the roots of the Hair, It enlivens brashy and weak Hair, 'It prolongs vitality. Sold by Droggists.--50 cts. per bottle, PERRY DAVIS & SON; Sole Proprietors, a77 St Paul Street, Montreal, P.Q. Ding + 1K Gd Epsom | | 5 nition being given © 3 tattettiion BEVEL red without ¢ | | | Manch | | | Vi | , | AGRICUL ee IP LEMENTS | | REPAIRS [MONEY 70 LOAN MORTGAGES WANTED. r hands fir investinent on Village Properties, and 1 doling Counties » Ire of inte As have funds on h nd at all times Borrowers candep nd on geiting thelr money with the east possible delay: . WANTED TO PURCHASE, Any number of Mortgages for which the high- est fizures will be allowed, Wearealso.appraisers for the Canada Per- manent Building Society, the cheapest and largest Monetary Fisupution, in Canada. Paid up Capital $1,500,000 Instalments re-pay: able in from 2 to 20 years, Lands Bought and Sold. Bev Feral good farms for sale. Agents for several first class Fire In- Com panies, e aid a general agency busi- 01 acted, »a~ DF TURNS BOUGHT."GR JOIN & DAVID Jj. ADAMS, General Agents, 3 Ofmice In Mr, Ross' sntario Buildings, Tort Perry. Pert Tite on) Oct, 11,1872, * JONEY 70 LED! The undersigned has any amount of Money to lend upon Farm and Town Property, at | Unusually Low Rates of Interest! + Loans cane repaid in any manner to suit the borrow al Improved Farms, and Wild ., cheap, stents made in Municipal Deben-- ank and other marketable Stocks. EA vbly to '£-- Over the Dominion Bank, McMil- ock, Brock st, Whithy, | Whitby SN TOYNTIAN" MONEY! MONEY! MOD "EY! Jd intorm all in prepared to 1 MOR Hi Children's A AT Sign of the Port Perry, May 7, 1874. Bo AL CANADIAN HOTEL. v 2 . PORT PERRY. HENRY VOVy ~ PROPRIVTOS. The cribier having leased the a Hot 1 bas fitted it up in a style in keepi with the rapilly increasing business and | prosperity of the Village and it and with cot reference to the comfort and we Prec tand Loan Soci v of | any #aonnt ann Supa yp for i'oronto, rona BAU | fv on Town or Farm tore N ster, No Poa. fly orzanized and is J and. their hool Houses | and Chn » insure and theme ampany | " | cither Head Cllice, or to any of rates ny Our Beerctary, =) | | Cieeees aes 14351. 100.000. Hon, John MeMurrich, Incorporated. : » Capital - = Prosidant re Secretary JAMES PR INGLE, General Agent. TURAL | AND AB PBB! 1¥ 7 ITH a view to better accommodating the Farmers of North Ontario, Mari- | posa and Cartw right, and to further meet the I rgpidty increasing demand for the Johnten Self-Raking Reaper, Cayugn Chief Mower, Flows, Fanning Mills, &e. As manufactured by Brown & Patterson, of the the Whitby Agricultural Works, and all REPAIRS for these Implements, AN AGENCY Has been opened by Brown & Patterson " Ty xr AT PORT PERRY, For the regular supply of all the above at the same prices as they are sold ab the Works, All Repairs for the J Reaper, Cayuga Chief Mower, Plow Points, Land Sides, and all other reppirs kept con- stantly on hand. WM. JOHNSTON, GENT. Remember the place, East of Thomp- son's Hotgl, Port Perry. Having established the above Agency, so as to be fully represented in North Snjutie, we have lately appointed Ed. Walker, of Utica, as our Agent, who, with our present Agent, H. 8, Jol ston, of Port Perry, will call upon you, soliciting your orders for the coming season, BROWN & PATPERSON. Oct. 1, 1873. OHN CHRISTIE, TOWNSHEP CLERK, Auer of Marriage Licenses--Conveyancer * | convenience of the public, "nem Buildings | t attention paid to the Table and the Comfortable Stables and attentive labor nor expense will he spared the Royal Canadian Hotel worthy Port Per YORT 1 L.PORT PERRY. THOMPSON, - PROPRIETOR. se is now most comfort- d Guests are cared for in At the Railway Station, PORT PERRY. attention given to the accommoda- The table and + and shed acs commodati stlers, '» »n . DIL NINO! N, Proprictor. /NUEEN'S HOPEL, fi Le, = PORT PERRY. JAMES DEWART, - PROPRIETOR. Thi is riber having leased thi ir mnt Hotel and fitted it up with a view to the comfy guests and the accommoda- tion of the general public, will he glad to welcome old friends and new to take part in the hospitality of the Queen's. The Table earcfully supplied, Choice Liquors and Ci in the Bar, the Yard and Stables punctually attended to, The Queen's is conveniently | few rods west*of the Post Office, JAMES DEWART. situated a Port Pe Nov. > PRINCE ALBERT, ONT. WM. BADGEROW, PROPRIETOR. The above commodious hotel has been newly renovated and furnished throughout, and has ample accommodation for the re- ception of guests, It supplies venient point for Commercial travelers, Comfortable and roomy stabling and at- GREENBANK. R. McRAE, PROPRIETOR. The above hotel has undergone a thorongh #cnovation, and has been fitted up with a view to the comfort and convenience of the traveling public, the table and the bar, and an attentive ostler. Greenbank, March 25, 1874. PATE HOUSE, Suict attention paid to Comfortable stables UTICA. J. DAFOE, PROPRIETOR. Good accommodadions. Careful attention to the requirements of travelers and®guests, The bar supplied with the best wines, liquors and cigars. Good stabling, {TRE HOTEL, BAINTFIELD, LARGE ARRIVALS! | PORT ~|AT HUGOE'S, PRINCE a most con-| Carriages, THE Circular Saw, H. ATARI: 3 MK | LNZ1L, PROPRIETOR BRAY 1 Lv LY ou Moderate "LIVER > RIGS, i Jr, ry Stable opposite rt Parry, where first ¢ Le had on Port Perry, Jan, 1871, Ly GGAGE AND FROM THE STATION y a HURRIED COURTSHIP. I was a young hp pos sessed of sufficient means to enable meto live at my case, and refrain from labor of any kind, when sudden- ly there came a blow that scattered my prop- erty to the winds, and forced me to employ my labor and wits in the general struggle of gaining a living, The blow came in the shape of the failure of a large firm in which all my capital was invested, After securing a clerkship in the house of a creditor of our late firm, my first care was too look up a less expensive boarding-house, than the fashionable one in which IT was living. I inserted an advertisement in'seve- ral widely circulated city papers, asking for reasonable board in a strictly private family, and of course received a multitude of an- swers by next post. Out of this motley in- stalment of epistles, there was but one which pleased me, and that one T decided Bb an- swer in person immediately, Grace Kingsley was the name of the favor- ed landlady writing to me. and the letter statyd that her house was entirely private, having no other boarders whatever, 1 was much pleased with the fair, delicate hand writing and an idea took nie that Grace was a young and fascinating widow, I was not disappointed when I reached the house, and my ringing at the door-hell was answered by the lady herself. She invited me iato the parlor in a manner so courteous and yet so modest, that I had fallen de speratclyin love with her before I could cross the threshold, I enjoyed a very pleasant chat with Mrs, Kings! During ¥ the conversation she in- formed me that her late hushand had been in a very fair way of business, and at his death, ed a year previous, had Jeft "her in pretty comfortable circumstances: They iad but one child jand thizitem of mortality 1 was graciously permitted to laok upon, as which ocenr it lay pi imbering in its cradles-- Talo l the Tady was living int he mn * boarder as a source of 1 looked So pretty, 1 quite young, uot mor than two or three and twenty) and the bo so moderate, hor companionship so inviti emed so to trast in me, and Jone upon me so favorably that Twould | heathen, dead to the charms of the nd she sc sex, if I had not ex «4 board on the spot, I'he nex v Thad my tinnk removed to) mn and permanently es- | Sefore leavin my i v letter was handed me r £1 did uot find time to examine it until 1 sconced in the parle liscovered it to mine residing in a letter (ve His | sent me Lnever seen, 1 point, his care ned with it before was always AND AROUND TOWN, The is prepared to conve - Chests, xesand every other de | scription of Lo to or from the Railway'| Station or ywhere around tow All! Orders promptly attended to. Charges moderate, J. COOK. Bort Perry FIRST CLASS FAILORING. [DIRST class Tailoring in all its depart- ments, ALBERT, Work made up en the shortest notice in the latest s and at moderate rates, A good fit g antes Remember the place, opposite Cook's Hotel. R. HUGOE. Prince Albert, April 2, 187 ¢ 5 [Private To Loan on good Farms, at 8 per cent in- terest. LYMAN ENGLISH, Barpister, &c., shawa, November, 21, 1866. 14 @THYING AS IMPORTED! HENR CHARLES H* Received a further supply of ' TENNANT. $ XXX PORTE R HENNESSY'S' JULE ROBIN & Co., and OTARD'S BRANDY. KENTE'S HOLLAND and OLD TOM, PORT and SHERRY WINE, ALBO J. JENNINGS, - PROPRIETOR. ALOR HOTEL, WHITBY. A. MASON, - PROPRIETOR. This Hotel has undergone a thorough re« novation andsbeen fitted up with a view to the comfort and convenience of the traveling public. Every attention paid to the table and bar, while obliging and attentive Ostlers will have charge of the stables, 'Whitby, June 20, 1870. JR EvERE ROUSE, MANCHESTER, J. TENNYSON, - PROPRIETOR, Having purchased the above Hotel, Las furnished the Bar with the choicest liquors and cigars, Every attention paid to guests, Commissioner, &e. (Office--Manchester, Stages to and from Uxbridge call daily.-- arefal Ostlers always in attendance. - TAVERN STAND ALD. WELLS' TORONTO ALE. WALKER'S Extra MALT and RYE, % WITH A general assortment of Teas, Sugars Codfish, Can'd Fruits, Fish, &c.,&o Port Parry, Sept. 8, 1373. i -- mimesis FOR SALE. THe Subscriber offers for Sale the Tavern Stand situated in the Village of Manchester, known as the Union Hotel." Immediate possession given, For further particulars, apply to fhe pro- in in Il man v [I | was not ony wwii { a] child | bouncing laby wy uncle that 1 ) ver pap spoon fo be pres uted t to my I first sat down and wrote a very letter to my uncle, romantic for the present, and then went to the nearest jewel. ry store and tarned hath ti blet and the spoon into cash which I d, 1 re until the The yes thanking him m my uncle was gone, so it wouldn't fall out of the cradle | and hurt itself. As 1 ghunced at the cradle and thought of | my uncle at the doora bright idea ente red | my mind, 1 determined, in the case the vi itor was my uncle, to claim the youthful occupant as my own. The visitor proved to be and he knew me by my photograph. After | a mutual recognition and handshaking, I ushered my honored relatiye into the parlor and introduced him to my newly-found off spring, # There, uncle," said I, "is tho first pledge of my married life. I assure you that 1 take pleasure in presenting you to my child." pl is a fut Little youngster,' said my uncle is it, a boy or a girl 2' That was a knotty query I for me to answer, for he was just as much acquainted with its sender as] was, But it would not do fo show ignorance on the subject, so 1 answered «t hap-hazard that it was a boy, «T am sorry it ix a boy," said my uncle prietor, J. TENNYSON, - "Revere House." Manchester, April 30, 1874. 19 | here are too many bov: iA fhe fumily Tier Wb | my uncle, Ij knew him by the picture of him I had af dated to-day ?' he asked in a voice of thund - gazing at it admiringly. 'By the way, fwhat said T was a clever rascal, and he was proud Now if you had only produced a blue eyed girl, you would have been more sensible,' I assured him that T was eorry that the gender did not suit, but hoped in the future his wishes would be gratified. So far I had succeeded in deceiving my uncle, but the worst was, that when Mrs, Kingsley returned, she might object to my claiming ownership to her child. Besides, to carry out my deception, I must find a wife as well as an infant, and Mrs Kingley was the only one I could conveniently claim.-- The only difficulty was to get her Consent to the deception, and that might be done if T| could only secure a private conversation with her before I introduced her to my un- cle, then it would be all right. I watched my opportunity, gained a chance and had an interview with her befbre she en- tered the room, I told her, in a few hurried words the extent of my difficulty, and how 1 had taken the liberty of acting as papa for the little one. T then told her that 1 must find a wife somewhere, sud begged her to allow me to introduce her to my uncle in in that capacity. She laughed very heartily at the suggestion, said she could comprehend my difficulty, and consented to my proposal, and warned me not to presuine on its recurs rence, himself. But won't get "angry -- you for T used to play the same games When young. In a word we becartie thoroughly recoticll ed, and my uncle settled upon me a sufficient income to enable me to quit my irksome dutics as a clerk. He has gone back to Vermont and I can butsay in conclusion' that when he pays us another visit I cam show several Little people that I'call my owt without tetling a falsehood. ------ rr ere Sarcastic Romance. * He was young, he was fiiffiind he parted his hair, like the average beau, in the middle; he was proud, he was bold, but the ¢ must be (old, he play like a fiend on the fiddle. But aside from his vice, he was ev erything nice, and Lis Leait wis so Toving and tender, thut he always turned pale when hie trod on the tail. of the cat lying down' by the fender, Tle clerked in a store and the way that he tore off calico, jeans and brown sheeting, would have tickled a calf and made the brute laugh in the face of a a quarterly meeting: He cutquite a dash with his darling moustache, which he learned to ddore and to cherish ; for one girl "had suid as she dropped her proud head, that i*, would kill hep to sec the thing perish. On We then entered the parlor, and 1 intro- Sunday he'd search the straight road to the duced her as my better half. My uncle was | qn ynhecd uf tho voice of the scorer ; very much pleased with hee' and compli- |g demure Jy sat like a young tabby cat, mented me upon my good choice, Mrs, : ints in t a bird, and He ds sweet voice was sging away at long meter ; and wed speak but the truth when we say that this youth could outsing an angry mosquite, © was y fair, and she nbled her hair ike the average bell of the city'; but bold, yet the truth must be told that the way she chewed wax was a pity.-- But aside from this vice she was everything nice and the world much applauded her ny 4 : ramen corner, Kingsley colored charmingly at his com- pliment, and I could plamly sce that she could scarcely refrain from laughing. ¢ You havea fine Loy here,' said my uncle to Mrs Kingsley, pointing to the cradle, ¢ Excuse me si again ; 'it's a girl! I was dumbfounded. I was exposed in my iniquity, Would my uncle believe me after this ? He looked from me omy pretty landlady with a pnz:l ung, she was suid she coloring up |, countenance, e ! bustle, and (¥e © Anglo" house boys, being ¢ Well always took it for a bey," was my {apne Ly the noise. walked miles to hear answer, putting on a bold face, $ but 1 #Up=1 0 gang ste, She of quite a swelly pose my wife knows best." did this wax chewing Lelia and the nen Here Mrs Kingstey fairly screamed with | godin aguies to meet her ; but she gave iter and my uncle's stern face relaxed | hom, the shirk, for she loved the young with 2u ironical smile, clerk that sung like a Timngry mosquito. So* You ar touching m futhe + with the pe 'not know the sex of your own chitd ? I know it whs a it. But Cl } Hn she hemmed and she how dd, and she sighed' ill Ler jaws and her beart the store awaiting seme « up her-eyes with ise, and tried to enact the nie; but to tell the plain truth she just grinned at the youth who loved the des vout amen corner. and she "chawed™ Why the moment I losked at he said me, ¢ what did you do with the cen, sho walked by toad in the She rey, again addressing amative token, goblet aud |, protey papspoon I sent the little ¢ Oh, they are perfectly safe I assure' you,' I replied. ¢ 1 have taken good cave of them, ¢ Yes, bat where in the deuce ave they ; 1 would like very much to take another lock | The follo at them! 3 CWO have deposited them in a ut Lean readily ne proud stance of the Wostorn reportorial day morning a a yard on tgp bank produce mw tr the rit at is, iu cour faweck woman was scratch-- He told me to do so he wanted to se m | jng the Losom of the varth 1 a rake, and, and then I got out of the room for fear he {leaning on the fonce, J going might ask mc some more preploxing ques- froun? to the hack yas ter uw while? The | tions, woman suid she didn't kuow, maybe she A short time after would, Why > boy said, to me in an adjolnir I just saw the I medintly that sometl must have happened for the comers of Le lips were bron inte smiles, «Do you know predicament you Lave got me 2" 5 as she took snpposing 4, quietly seat on the lounge by my side, I said, ' « Esplin yours : to me a short time 3] he wee my marriage certificate tug tits nds soney tos ttle on me Ht Ll to couduet i but wanted to be sure that all res Mr = down nf {Lf fluid talker ) ) i ) + { just ¢ Did you expose me,' I enquired anxious J y 1 ; want to | . . . nk ang ' sir, 1 did not 5 for I never enter into | Ss wan ception iy thing else by halts, tioncer lost e chance I ed that I could not withstan uf | the tom 1 of emnbenci her, This did | "What . 0 oie 7 andpa?' not make her angry, for s! stled her head nh i 'I am very ol cosily on my shoulder, and smiled ser ! : i Nn ite s 'What answer did you give him 21 ake | 2F dear, 1 wus in the ack," said gmndpa, hat answe youg with x "the child rejoined, | h? I an not Noah. 'Arve She Lesitated a morn nt and then - a siti ina : (1 poised to produce the mar > i 2? gen ficate, said the ¢ But we haven't gotany. or I then re mark- | i «Then, rod in a quite lide lang to her- | © id nothing. fio does not R= fretjiny rimals visited Phi io Jyinljins, Tniilieatliventmyg darling we ue fhotli fy do with the health and pro 50 1 have ¢ to do so at once, and got a | 0 8 sompe aud th but one way to get pty of he sine, providing they have took at your wife and child. You may ex- | out of it. We mast zo and gt maraied im- | qugh, hus only to try an experiment. with pect me about the tenth of the month." mediately Will 2 wilch cows in cquakbealth and fish, god « Good gracious | My uncle is coming to| 'I shall be delighted' she answered, frank- | which give it the gnvie quantity ot milk, visit me," 1 exclaimed, ¢ and it is past the | ly, and seizing both my hands, said she was | and whil vate d v morning out tenth of the month now! 1 don't know | ready for a frolic of any kind. for doo « Jer in the water whet moment hie may in. What am 1 We lost no time, I assure you, I don't | from which th heen taken, and our to do for a wife and cl think Mrs. Kingsley ever got into her Sun= | word is for it n will be At that moment there came a terrible pull | day clathes in such a huny in her life before | ne to cond , nukes at the door bell, as ifthe man who pulled it | while Ispoiled two suspenders in my the test that the lal or coursn pays, imagined hie owned the house, and could tic endeavors to be on time. We | a . make as much noise ns he phased. A sic! k- | tonished the parson by our haste, wd at the | ¢ Would my little 1 asiced a fond ming sensation tock possession of me | conclusion of the ceremony 1 would have mother cut on West like to be a for 1 had a misgiving that it was my uncle. | forgotten to give him the usual fee if he had J missic ary, and go to v to the poor Now as good fortune would have it Mrs | not reminded me of it. We had scenred the sulle littl © heatd ree--Dright Kingsley had : out to a ncighbol | coveted marriage certificate signed and sealed | pearly diops of fo ding--clistoned on little store for a few minutes, and had requested [and were now safely out of the difliculties as | Dara's u, reds ¢ Naw, 1 me to have an eye on her child while she! we thonght. We had omitted one precan | wouldn't: © : be on prelice tion, as we presented the certificate to my uncle it was all right with the excetion of the modern date. long enough to put a of on the lammax tha scat to-day Tig tek sho ors' wax on my mal You henr ig ¢ Why, how is this ?' said my uncle, gazing ! at the document throngh his specks. '1 thought yon were married over a year ago. «So we were, uncle,' I answered solemnly. ¢ How comes it then that the certificate is One of oar fasdionabl youths donned his first silk hat and oi 1 evening. -- He got along well eno eb witl! the cigar, but he had to give up the bat--i¢ made bine sick at the stomach. ------------ The effect of the greatest trivmph in ale? cine can be oniy transitory, whilst man pér- sists Int ratification of vicious und pers nicious habits, and-- : Strength to subdue the passions is the best guarantee of mental vigor, and of bes: coming a strong and Longlived man, in ed |; "Ww: were struck speechless both Ry wife and 1. «Core, said my uncle, ¢ I sce there has been some trickery here, Ownup toitor I'll never forgive yon. 1 did own up to it and told him the whole story. I expected it would make him angry but it didn't : for he laughed heartily and There are very explicit directions on point accompanying Fellows' Hypophos- phiites, for however foul J ggiont uy vor : towards robust bealth, cover and a) lie monst toh the i abit and which mdueed the Lond toud to hopeless. in es ¥ i me aR thay tke w anki Hain fal of me' < But how about the gold goblet and pap- spoon? You haven't been drawing the wool over my cyes about them, too have ysu, ob? 1 told the truth about the goblet and pap: spoon. Why, you're s uncle, '1 bellevd v oh tral to use,