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v ag NO. 2) a PORT PERRY, PROVINCE OF Of Fa YEAR, Professional Cards Df Semen te be the ' , Port Perry. hl phont Office, " Oct. 2, 1890. HER, M D.C.M. Victoria M.B. Toronto Universityy Western Bank OF CANADA. Port Perry Jgency. ERAL Banking Business trans- _ Special attention paid to ! onde, Dae aviiluble at all GEN ao a and Great SUCCESSOR TO DR. HAMILL, M 1, Master of Surgery, Victoria Uni- (YA. versity: Licentiate of Royal College of Uliysinus, London, Bug. Member of Col lege of. Physisiats & Surgeons, Ontario, -- Lute attendant of Soho Hospital fur Diseases of women, aud of Great Ormond Hospital tor Diseases of Children, Loudon, Eng. Physician, Surgeon, &'c., Oflee hours--8 to 10 a. m., 1 to 4 p.m, and evenings. Office and stand. Queen St, - OHN BILLINGS, Solicitor, Notary ¢J Public, Conveyancer, &c. Solivitor At 63 per cent. on good Mortgages. | or the Ontario Bunk, #4 Otflce over the Ontario Bank, Port Perry. cpr | mwas TNS URANCE| KE. FAR SWELL, L. B., County J. Srown, Attorney, Bartister, County Sol- fected at the Lowest Rates in Good | Euylish Companies. or, &e., Notary Public and Couveyancer., s6--South wing Court House, Whitby, EZ Agent Allan Line of Steam- hips. Ont. Port Perry, Oct. 17, 1889. YOUNG SMITH, L L. B., Barrister, ANY AMOUNT on Farm Security KX. Attorney-at-Law,Solicitor in Chancery and Insolvency, Notary Public, &e Office--McMian's Block, Brock Street, r AT 6 PER CENT. #ar Also on Village Property. 44 MORTGAGES BOUGHT, BR Whithy. HUBERT L. EBBELS, Barrister, Office next to Ontario Bunk DENTIST, u Upper and Lower Sets o! $4 T0 $76 EACH SET.| piconets | Having just purchased the largest stock of | - STE hay 20 eeth at from teeth ever brought into North Ontario Lam W LLC 0X & HOLT satisfied I cin suit you both as to quality Licensed Auotioneers Port Party, AuHI4, 1888: of - . DAVID J.ADAMS, PORT PERRY. | BANKER AND BROKER. { | vesidenae, Dr, Hamill's old Good Note Discounted. | | - Port Perry Has any amount of Money to Loan HE. Subscriber is prepared to LEND now putting i I and price. Come and see, Rooms in the Blong Block, over Messrs, Forman & Son's Store. Port Perry, Oct, 28, 1891. FOR THE COUNTY OF ONTARIO AND TOWNSHIP OF CARTWRIGHT. Valuators, &ec., &c. w REAL ESTATE A SPECIALTY. Sale Bills made out and Blank Notes furnished free of charge. Satisfaction guar- antee or no pay. Terms liberal. W. M., WiLLeox, Port Perry. Aung. 22, 1857. 5g WM. GORDON, Licensed Auctioneer, Yaluator &c. { OR the Townships of Brock, Uxbridge, Scott, Thorah, Mara, Rama, Mariposa and Eldon Partiesentrusting their Sales to me may rely oun the ntmsot attention being givgn to their intrests, Veterinary Surgeon. pas undersioned having completed his full Course at the Provincial Veterinary College and obtained a Diploma as Veterin- ary Surgeon, would announce that he has opened an office for the practice of his pro: fessionat Port Perry, whereall calls personal by letter or telegram, by day or by nigh will be promptly attended to. All discases of animals treated in the latest and best known system da" Lelupiione counection--free of charge. ORR GRAHAM. Peren Horr, Manchester, WM. GORDON, Port Perry, April 8, 1884. Sunderland LIVERY STABLES. EARTILY thanking the public for the | liberal patronage received during the many years I have kept a Livery Establish- ment in Port Perry, Ihave much pleasure in announcing that I have ren oved MY LIVERY! TO MY NEW PREMISES Opposite the Railway Staticn where from largely extended premises and increased facilities for busivess the public can be necommodated with safe and desirable RIGS AT MODERATE CHARGES. R. VANSICKLER. Port Perry, July 21, 1886. G L RJBSON.V. 8. RADUATE Outario Veterinary Col: lege, Toronto, Office and residence Everareey CorTace, two miles south of Manohester. 14 years practice. Tele- phoué in the house--free communication with Port Perry, Manchester, and elevator. Telegraph culls to Manchester will be for- warded by telephone. All Veterinary Medicines in stock. Evergreen Cottage, n. 2, 1888. North Ontario Obser ver. A Weeldy Political, Agricultural and Family Newspaper, v H. McCAW, . ISSUER OF MARRIAGE LICENSES, Port Perry Out. Port Perry, Dec. 19, 1883. IS PUBLISHED AT PORT PERRY, ONT. Y THURSDAY MORNING, Solentific American n for less than' six months ; and no oA * discontinued until arrears are paid up. TRADE MARKS, | Kates of Advertising DESICN PATENTS, For each line. first insertion ........ $0 08 COPYRIOHTS, Subsequent insertions, per line ..... 0 02 apa T NEW ROUX. Cards. under 6 lines, per annum .... 5 00 Sides. bureau. for securing Jatents | in Amen Letters containing money, when addressed | the ible by a notice given free of Oharge in tlie to this Office, pre-paid and registered will Seientific merican be at our risk. Ad i t d by !Not ariel of any in the sad staged sourding to thoupus they oc | SF, HEELERS Rb Advertis ived for publicati EE Sa FUT Roadway, Hew York without specific instructions. will be inserted wivertiament wil be taken ont WM. SPE NCE, 4 Hbora) Sista allowed to g Meshansy ' Township Olerk, Commissioner, &c. and others: who .adve! year or{| ) I 3 tity of Money half-year: A : quanity These terms will in all cases be strictly ad- Securityjat§'and 7 per until forbid Yi : util forbi ee a ered to. A hin anecing ted with x * f a execu w nd dinpatch. co--One. door west of Town Hall, ster, April 11, 1888. tom effectually, dispels colds, head- a | healthy and agreeab *| of Geneva. frig Nd ches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Bytup of Fige is the only remedy of its kind ever pro- duced, pleasing to the taste and ac- ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared oly from the most egubstances, its many excellentqualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. | yrup of Figs is for sale in 5c bottles by all leading druggists.' , Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it' Sromptly for any one who wishes , ¢o try it. Manufactured only by the ¢ CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO, | SAN FRANOISOO, OAL. 5 r An Open Question. Mr. Clum--*Abh, is this Mr. andl | Mrs. Brownlee's lmby boy ¥ Mary Ann th' fair.' Mr, Clum--* What do you wean I Mary Ann--* Shure, an' gw | cin Oi till pwhich av them will have vaby after they get back from Chicago | glory in writing one-sided love affairs 1 | Poet (absently)--Well, you see pub- lishers won't accept manuscript writ ten on both sides. Auathor-- Well] what do you think Friendly Critie-- Th villwin 4s particularily aniirably of my new drama? por rayed. The very words he utters are stolen. 3 HOAFT is the old Scotch name for a cough. The Enclish name for the best cure for coughs is Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup. At a Dinner Party.-- Mistress-- the [oft ? (from the country)-- Oh, mada, but to always serve on Mary isn't that merely a superstition. CHAPPED HANDS AND LIPS evacked skin, sores, cuts, wounds and bruises are promptly cured by Victoria Varbolic Salve. An cmpty bottle as often lrins a message of a wreck on land as at sea. The birds were the first spring poets. Their lays are good and on nest ones. It wasn't until women started in fo improve her mathematics that she began to count for much. May offers specially favorable cir- cumstances for driving catarrh out of the system, and every sufferor from this loathsome disease should use Nasal Balm for that purpose. It cures when | all other remedies fail, if the direstions) are faithfully adhered to. A single hottle will conviice you of its merit, Sold hy dealers, or sent by nil on re- ceipt of price--50¢ small or 1 large size bottle. G. T. Fulford & Oo, Brockville, Ont, Two Stories From Over the Sea. Charles Lam's dear old bookish friend George Dyer, could never be got to say an ill word, even of the vilest miscreant, + Come now, George,' said : ing intent, Lamb Highway wmurderer, the Jack the Ripper of his day). « Well, Lamb," replied Dyer, T must admit he was a somewhat eccentric character. There is a good old undertaker who does business in Liverpool. Meeting one of the doctors of that city one day, he mechanically inquired about the public health. + 1t is remarkably good,' replied the physician, with something of the pride of a creator ; ' There is really no sick- ness in the town.' "I hear the same complaint from Manchester," said the good undertaker, with a sigh. -------- Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup. J R. WOOD'S NORWAY PINE SYRUP cures con, ma, hoarsenees, croup, and all discases of the throat and lungs. Price and 50c. at all druggists. warm advocate of suicide and at the ) | The Rizht Style Bite~ Le 4 bined With Conveni: nee and sothe Appearance. i = 23 ' i b p cted and ma'ntensnce. But, Mary, how oftenfmust I tell you 3 Rousseau tells of a friend who waza 3 age of 80 drowned hiorsalf in the lake! /A COUNTRY HOUS MOW TO PLAN AND BUILD I STRUCTIONS BY PEN AND PEN: of for u House in the C try ?-Take the Bemefit of Yonr | of : Yor Ww current | DOU ar results #0 valual to be reckoned down. Interest crloulated a ited to | Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant inches, and where light and air cost money each depositor semi-annually. and refreshing to the taste, and acts as well as the foundstion upon which oue D : W. McGILL ently yet promptly on the Kidneys, be ooo To thir. Pram % MANAGER. iver and wels, cleanses the sys farm ose." Once this was the result o lai béd while above slant; clo ARE ; iE eu ights than Right Our Mistakes." © (Terme: $1 per Annum in Adverc snide 0, THURSD AY, MAY 4, 1893. _ Wil (WHOLE NO. 192 oath of thedd v out off direct ford easy communication and | Ht the cistern in the corner. vor eRe Rgdoliom on raoge, Bon tl On side, a sin {4 the Tigh au , While "av ta dum bat reins down into the cellar ; this will lent inthe care of milk, 'perishab hold supplies. noticed that all these Eon are the Might and breeze from two js. On the second floor (Fig.4) the bol at the north, banked by a row of snd the alcove, protects the four poms from the cold winter blasts, high southern roof, the attic pd north hall windows serve to o, and relieve the heat of the sum- Abundant window space and pom is afforded in every chamber 0 front room has closets in the cor: may receive the interior of a bay 'without the more expensive realiza- alcove room at the northwest is it extends over the 1. temspM¥oTIVE VIEW HOUSE. dditions made by succeedin n ancient original ; it re sing age, an em from the angularity After =» (eH ' of esults, OF FROXT OF occupants, to ne, architectural incongruity the | few years of building | with a prim exactness in mechanical pro- LOUISVILLE, KY, NEW YORK, N.¥ portions, the product of greater thrift and | more advanced ideas of convenience, the public became weary of the aiffuess of those less aitistic farmhouses, again demand the low, rambling style for country villas, and often realize its 1dval ut a gacriflce in ventilation, comfort, conveni- ence, and econemy in the building of these | ecoentric productions of modern art in --t1t was, sor, befoor they left fer | rural architecture, The accompanying il- | Justrations suggest a plan for a house, | whieh will be cemmodious enough for the average citizen, well adapted to an op-n | site, us to sunlight and air, for both sum- | mer and winter, snd economical in building | Iv is evident that the nearer square a house is, the less it coste . . for siding and paint, and the simpler it-is She--Why do you poets always | to frame and erect; while the heat saved and the comfort experienced 1m & house | that is compact and conveniently arranged about a common center is best appreciated with in- pro- or unex. combined and now | by those who live where the rooms are: like the chambered nautilus' abode, a rambling | succession of rooms. ria. 2. is thirty-five feet square, angles the ridge: roof &lant on the north side, one toward the south, each pitch to free i self of snow tion iu thedeetter. the twenty-eight feet south and resting upon brackets. of & main building, with an width of the porch. outline the general ing the rollway to the cellar corner, venience anil an which must be varied to suit and purse, the pleasure of (he builder. Le enjoyable in summer. terior are seen in the plans. Yet it is not a very easy matter to group the rooms, inn & squire house, 80 as 10 p eserve a desirable isvla- tion of the domestic departments of the house. The house shown in the eugravinge PERSPECTIVE VIEW OF SOUTH SIDR. having a plain, gable roof, for economy in construction, durability, and safety from leaking ut the To avoid a box-like appearance, le is at one side of the middle, far enough to locate a poroh (Fig. 3), at the northwest corner, and allowing a long monotony of the longer roof is broken by the two chimneys and a small gable projec. || The front of the house { (Fig. 1) is relieved of wny lac! balanced appearance, by havin deep projection at the roof, extending over being treated symmetrically, give The south side (Ki 2) has ulso an extension of the 'roof, brea over the southwest windows of the seco story. From the kitchen entrance, a vera dah extends along the east end, and joing This verandah, although = con effective feature, is one | It may be omitted or added af Some of the desirable features of the the Lall (Fig. 3) from the porch at Jp] i and a short of sufficient readily: The | a well very of of the porch, This sectiony he effect addition the k. and hoodin at the other the situation Its shade wi On _enterin vERANOAN the coldest corner of the the medium to protect the the buildin to the sun, while it Fonae igh ohne the stairway to the parts of the house. The right is a swall one, which # summer sithing-tcom, etc., are AALS eurel 88, Mittra , Iron and Wine. DEBILITY, PALE. roo + : H Poon Sireive on. Pooch eofoom % J ~ 716. 3. PLAN OF FIRST FLOOR. northwest, it will be seen that this room, house, rom the severity of the weather, and occupies the location not A by two windows, at different le: second har room other [arts of is abun to on | may be used ae This hall is spacious enough to dignity to the house on ents and is so arranged to gi privacy and convenient bedroom, se: closet in the bedrooms wre well for winter, as the chimneys rise #conomiz.ng heat and affording | 8 with every room. A light | m is located over the kitchen. The! attic yooms may be large, as is indicated E | Ea a i : cf " z0/foom LJ Brofoom A ' wd] bo \ ' \ i ' i | ! \ \ Hall * < "t : 1oge A } . Beso g Broom Foot Qleove | ' ' 1 3 ) Fig 4 PLAN OF SECOND FLOOR. by the dotted lines across the plan. Where it is possible to have water pressure for plumbing, bath accommodations should be added 'to the basement, first or second | according to the pressure af. forded, The des rable features of this design are simple and economical in construction, with a degree of uniqueness and character in the appear. ance, conveniehce of interior arrange- nent, with healthful lighting snd ven- tilation, economy in heating, and small expense dn anaintaining the exterior al effecté™of time und weather, floors, As there need be uo limitation as yrs, the interior should be arranged comfort of the occupants. A sacri- u iver A of the modern improvements which 1 on has added to home life. Most of thse cost but little extra, if built in at firsty but are very costly if the house has to be toen to pieces to receive them. Arrange the gronnd- aiout the house so that pure air dnd sunlight can enter at every win- dow. Large trees should not shade the house. Deaths from consumption have ccased when an afflicted family moved iuto a dry sunny house. Use a neutral tint, durable paint. --D. Comings, in American plan] Luis: Aorien 1 . Demestie are desirable in a country of house or loedtion of windows iid be made vo put in as many as J MR. AND MRS. BOWSER AN EVENING THAT BEGAN WELL BUT ENDED CLQUDILY: Tdlosymcrasies «= Everything Mrs. Howser i Ran Smoothly Until | pi reid. LOOKS LIKE A LIMB. nderfal THE LATEST CAPRICE OF THE VARI ETY BTAGE~A SPRING LEG. Aphides the Moet Wo Ifisects. Almost every plant has its peeuliif phis, or plant louse, creatures whicli nature has endowed with wonderful The Invention of a Variety Actress That Performs Marvelots Felts in Mid-Alr-- She Tells How It Is Maile and Says That powers of reproduction. ~Ambug thise 4 B Are Many b wd insects there niny lie frof an to ike Bowes? Tt Fas Hoon Putented. 50 getterntivns 1 eich year, each gener "Now, what could be iter than that?' | May Rebson on. who pare in the PCont ion capuh'o of producing other! A ex . Bowser the uthet evening 48 ana" comy in afl arti og | tintingui ee utes ap gs whe ee that dos al poh would stértle the un. | tinguished naturalist has giver the ouzy a sat a my wife, who is always willing 10 make any sacriice for my comfort. I dont always muy that I fully appreciate this thing or that, but I aseiire you that I do just the same. I expect that if husbands raised their wives oftener there would be he family jars." "Wives like to be appreciated". replied Mrs. Bowser. "Of course they do, and husbands ought to realize it more fully thau they do. I] want you to know, deat; that though we have been mnrried several years I love you | just as much as I did the day we were mar: ried." Mrs. Bowser rose up snd blushed and hugged him. "1 expect," he contititied after a pause, "I expect that I am sometimes almost over: bearing and inclined to be a bulldozer, but I hope you will overlook the fact." I always do, my dear." ""Husbinds are apt tu think they kfiow it | all, you know, and that wives are entirely out of the connt, It's a great mistake. | We'd ull hit the mark oftener if we con- sulted our wives more frequently. From this on I wish you'd counsel with me on all important. matters." "I shotild be so glad !" "Yon are a woman of extraordinary in- telligance. Yon have great perceptive owers. You have good business ideas. 1ad I made it a rule to consu t you in the | past I know that I should have made fewer blunders. While I think of it, dear, I wish to beg your pardon for one particular thing." "Why, you haven't done anything 1 ber the evening my chilblaing were itching so ¥' #Oh, yes I" ©] wasn't exactly responsibie for what I | said that evening, but nevertheless I beg | your pardon, You wanted me to try | borax water, you know, and I guess--I guess I called you » sap head. Will you forgive me 1" "Of course, but it was alum water 1 wanted you to use, and had you done "Alum water | Not much ! You insist- ed that I {lave my foot in borax water, and fry natural sense told me what a silly thing it would be. Who ever heard of curing chilblains with borax water 1" *'No une, I guess, but alum water is an [oT I Co = it, fading memory, absence of vigor youthful feeling, ditions demand the Cl g the uerve force. dealers, or mail, Price 50 cts. "for £2.50, Tho Celery Pill Co. nto, Ont. Odds and Ends. nele Sam has 5,000,000 Welsh lcoho! was discovered in Birtcenth century, butter makers, is £130,000 a year, he Ladies Delighted. h which ladies may use th ywels. I dorns ordinary dolls, Le its first sugar factory. thod of vuleanizing rule ted by Goddyear in 1849, TRIAL FOR 90 DAYS. in the market and you can try Largest list of testimonials fof book and journal Free or & Co., Windsor, Ont. Any of these ox ywenizing es stored in Celery Iron Pills] ich enrich and purify the blood, re- Druggists he Danes are said co lead the world 3 he salary of the infant king of sant effict and the perfect pit laxative, Syrup of Figs, i ----- Angora gout supplies the hair rland is erecting what is re- completest and latest line of Ties? in the world. They have never . Weare so positive of it that we belief and send you any Electrical old fashioned remedy. If you bad used it as I wished you t0--" use alum, why did you persist in saying borax 1" "Rut you are mistaken, my dear,and you were at the time, you once said you wauted a corkscrew when you meant a screwdriver, and how mad you got about iv "Never! Néver remember anything of the kind | A man who would say corkscrew for screwdriver would be a fool, and no one has ever yet charged me with carrying around a head stuffed with suet "Well, she saw the storm gathering. got out of his chair "You repeatedly and distinctly advised me to try borax water." "Alum water, my dear." "Mrs. Bowser, do you know who I am?" demanded Mr, Bowser as he stood before Ler in all his dignity. ' borax water. That ought to settle it. does settle it. I must say that I am shock- ed and grieved to witness such a spirit of realize the situxtion, you said borax water *" "1 said alum water, Mr. Bowser. opener, and wes" "Never! I sat down here in my own home to the evening with you. e Y % s narrel with me and turn Tiappi to 4 conditions muke it their pi I NR the ae "oribbage." Next he tries to "go iv aloe" OPP 1S subject to a fine. medy. It is pleasing to the | over certain papers which 1 may wish to in a sort of "cut, shuffle and deal" pace. Pwo. VER . to the tuste, r gentle, yet | take to a lawyer to morrow! I do not want | Then he rawes the 'dence while his Tee yous Fhe ; hare Xo voly ane le i ' iver] to be disturbed. Good night, Mra. Bowser | Mother "takes a hand in," and, contrary to co-operative dairy society in Ireland; in acting on the kidueys, liver --goud uight!"--~M. Quad, in Sunday Com- | Hoyle, "beats the little joker with "her | while now there are 30. mercial. ie ----------------" She Will Doubtless Do + In a southern city the children cam home from schorl, aud alter laying ssid cried out : ar and you tan't dexs his name." smiling. "Who is he?" . "Little Grant Hayes." "Grant Hayes I" said the mother witl mock solemnity. "I never thought that child of mine would have as Yaukes for sweetheart I" The litile girl was sorely troubled. Sh it '| Then a reply occurred 30 her and sh ther is the only one of y should be the favorite. iy pays big dividends. igestion Cured. using three bottles of B B.B., 'recommend it to all suffering walady. Mgrs. DAVIDSON, Winnipeg, Man, is its own reward, but sin I was thoroughly cured of anawered, slowly ¢ "But, mamma, when we dits married, I' make a Demo rack of him." X sunshine came azain. distressed by most intense gu fering. '| LOWS WORM SYRUP is the - standard of excellence Mothers %| HIGH HEALING POWERS are Worms fly it- wiv B the beat $5 "You wished me to! If you wished me to | Dou't you remember that | dear, it isn't worth disputing | abot," saic the diplomatic Mrs. Bowser as | "But it is!" persisted Mr. Bowser as he | "Do you realize that | you are disputing my word? I say you said Iv perverseness in you. Ii you were talking to another woman, there m ght be some ex- | cuse, but when you are addressing your own husband--a mab who knows more in a min. tte than you do in a week--you ought to Do you admit that | Don't you remember one day last fall when you wanted a glass cutter and called it a can That is simply a fresh insult. sujoy My heart was full of Jove and kindness. You, in your ob. stinacy and perverseness, have seen fit to their wraps and books, the smallest girl "Oh, mamma, P've dot & new sweetheart, "Got a new sweetheart?" said the mother, sat gazing into the fire, her big brown eyes lowing with the intensity of her thoughts. It wes en inspiration so like the genius of | woman that the mother laughed and the | BEEF IRON AND igures to prove thut one pair « initiated. . Thie sphides, in five wenerati d to the ve i! wou less than 10 days £ GF 5,901 900, wwendants fo the ui 00! Aunts, whith, although they ennnob 120 be classed us the 'most wonderful in vet of, eredtioh,' 'me certainly the vsest, They use a certain species of phis ax their cows | The ant finds the phis with kis proboscis push entire tendef y through the bark of sormd rant, slowly sticking its lifeblood (sap): teason (it cnunot Le pr petly called y any other nnnn) teaches the ant hat if the aphis is (FHtalbd he will oid this digested sap. Straightway dr. Aut marches op to the helpless phis and proceeds to irritate the poor sure on the push-button gauges. Above | ..... .. ie fooler J The knee bo ie Doron ani fits erietly. reature with his feelers, and forth "The cruelty of it all," said Miss Robson. | with the sap begins to flow from two "is that I have to buy two pairs of shoes | |. ¢1 vip hes : 3 and two pairs of stockings just exactly wistlelike tulbies which are situated alike. I feel as if I were twins, and then | near the tail end of the ayhis. This yoti know the left shoe isn's used at all. It | seems a wicked waste. | "The artificin leg is the exact reproduc. | t10n of real ones, and wears the same kind | of a shoe and stocking. My dress is an sccordion skirt of white crepe de Chine and is sixteen and one'half yardsaround. Under that I have skirts on which there are fifty eight yards o: Oriental lace, eleven inches dee; How of sap is what the ant had reasdit to expect, and as he is very fond of it | 1e begins to greedily suck it up. ne ! India Is a Big Oothtry | " 2 The grand difficulty in talking to «rf | "I was very anxious to have the dance | 5 isl \ I . | without the least bit of suggestiveness, and | Sh«!ishwan about India is that he | when I rehearsed it for Mr. Frohman 1| .'ways forws a picture of the place in | kept asking him if it was all right. He | Lo] said he only saw about a quarter of an inch | 'i8 mind. It may be accurate or i | of the blue stocking, so you see it's proper. |.iccurate, but it is always a picture, "Well, I wear a buby hat of this white lawn, shirred and two big rosettes over my | He thinks of it either as n green delta ears, It's such a hat as you only see on | or a series of sunbaked plains, or a babies about three y ars od. You may . . 3 | have observed that' this variety actress wild region with jungle and river and | wants to appear iunocent. I make np, | farms all intermixed, ora vast pak | face in an exaggerated way, just like an | emphasized soubrette at the races. I put tretched out by nature for sportsmen wd sloping somehow at the edges to vard highly cultivated plains. 16 | rever occurs to him as regards external = > | «pect there is no ludia; that tite "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM * : + : wninsula so called is as large as "Yes. 1 have, and ['ve been hektiily, @ 0 ashamed of mys Fever since." Yot refiem: : Burope west.of the Vistula gud. pes rd yi {inst Anglin is not so different from' wuts as many variatio Ltaly as the northwest provinces from Bengnl; nor are the Landes so unlike Noramnudy as the Punjab is unlike the hunting districts of Madras There is every scene in India, from' the eternal snow of the Himalayas, ad Mout Blanc Moné is above rice much ulove Blane «wamps of Bengal, ar to the all buried in fruit Geneva, THREE LIMBS FLAT. lots of rouge on the checksand have awfully red lips, marble-white nose and black eye. brows and eyelushes, I wear a blonde wig with two projecting curls. "When Henrietta Crossman and I come in we wear pongee silk dusters, and it just happened hat my pockets were set very low and hers were set very high. It look: el so funny that we had to giggle our selves, "When it came my twn to go on and | dance I was scared out of my wits. I had | never done anything of the kind before, but trees ; from the wonderful valleys of the Vindhya, where beauty and fertility seem to struggle consciously for the favor of man, to the God forgotten salt | marshes by the Ruun of Cutchy | --_-------- | Her Interpretation. Grim--People kuow n Mrs, great deal better than you think they you 1 was in for it. I turned my back on the audience sud dancea for the company. I . think itis more ariistic, anyhow. They Mr. Grim--How ! | saw my foot go up over my shoulder and jl ny . : they applauded wildly. | Mrs. Grim--Our church society is "/T ha: written six verses to go to 'Ta-ra- | | ra-boom-de-ay,' in which I burlesqued my- self, I do it in the style of serio-comic. "I imitated Fougere and Vanoni, and after every verse I would do some act with my leg. I'd press a spring and iv would fly up so that I could rub my ear with it. I had to stand on my left foot and draw up my right, or vice versa. I also leaned away back and put the leg over my shoul- der. "The way I did 'splits' was to make a stage fall on my right hip, doubling my right limb under me. My left limb was stretched out on the floor and I threw out Ni : a my artificial leg, so that I fooled members | In 1889 electric saws, the electrie of the company. They didn't know which | cantery and light were used in surgery foot was artificial and which was real, [and dentistr v "When I got up 1 stood on my real right BUY. do getting up some tableaux, and they asked me to take the part of 'Patience | on a monument.' ---- Tartars of 2.000 yenrs ugo presefved only the thumb und toe nails of their | dead. Sugar veets weighing on an averaus 16 pounds have been grown w Floyd county, Ga. limb, and iv's pretty hard work, Ten tell | + When a woman has no answer ou. When I had sung all the verses I had | | a ar Pilg | 1 gave the drapery a serpentine swirl and {ready, the een will want water,' suy held it up with olie haud, showing my fees | the wave washed Danis. | on the flor. | . ' J "On the encors 1 walked off with the | Beef. Iron and Wine, Milburp's the best $1. The best Beef, Iron andWine, Milburn's $1. In Carlsiuhe, Germany, any ona' playing on the piano with the window artificial' foos over my Lead as if I had for. gotton it" The Card Game of Life, Man's life is a game of cards, Firat it is five." Then with his "diamonds" he wins the "queen of hearts." Tired of playing a "Jone hand," he expresses a desire to "us. sist" his fair "partner," "throws out bis cards,' and his clergyman takes a ten dol lar bill out of him for a "pdir." She *'yrders him up" to build the fives. Like a "knave" he joins the "clubs," where he often gets "high," which is 'low," too. If he keeps " straight" he is sometimes Lord Loughborough was the son of a farmer, but had no love for farmwork and was often berated for idleness: "bush." He grows old and "bluff," sces a "deal" of trouble, when he at last "'shuf- fies" off his mortal coil and * in his h | ehecks" and he is "ruked in by a spade" Col ime Head And atte a Life's game is end d and ho waits the sum- mons of Gabriel's "trump," which shall » 'order him up." --Clarion Democrat. SooTHING, CLEANSING, EALING. Instant Relicf, Permanent Cure, Failure Impossible. A Brave Lassie. The admirers of "The Silence of Dian M itland" can soare ly fancy the writer of the strong, earncit ory to be a woman rarher than » wan, and a sick woman be- sides. The story was writien by Miss Tuttrell, a delice girl, who was oblig:d to do the moat of her work avon her couch, un possessed by Victoria Carbolic Ealve. The best remedy for Cuts, Burns, Sores and Wounds