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~ | 48 sad ] stovings Feb. 17, 1891. DR. E. C. McDOWELL, SUCCESSOR TO DR. HAMILL, D.,, Master of Surgery, Victoria Uni- . versity; Licentiate of Royal College of Physians, London, Eng., Member of Col: lege of Paysicians & Surgeons, Ontario. Late attendant of Soho Hospital for Diseases of women, and of Great Ormond Hospital for Diseases of Children, Loudon, Eng. Physician, Surgeon, &c., Ofilce hours--8 to 10a, m., 1'to4 p. m., aud evenings. Office and residence, Dr. Hamill's old stand, Queen St, - - JOHN BILLINGS, Solicitor, Notary Publie, Conveyancer, &ec. Solicitor or the Ontario Bank. ## Office over the Ontario Bank, Port Perry. Jan, 29, 1887. Port Perry. E. FAREWELL, L. L. B., Count + Crown Attorney, Barrister, County Sol. itor, &c., Notary Public and Conveyancer, Oftice--South wing Court House, Whitby, Ont. YOUNG SMITH, L L. B., Barrister, G. Attorney-at-Law, Solicitor in Chancery and Insolvency, Notary Public, &e Office --McMian's Block, Brock Street, Whitby. J. A. MURRAY, DENTIST, now putting in Upper and Lower Sets of Teeth at from $4 T0 $75 EACH SET. Having just purchased the largest stock of teeth ever brought into North Ontario Tam satisfied I can suit you both as to quality and price. Come and see. Rooms in the Blong Block, over Messrs. Forman & Sou's Store. Port Perry, Oct, 28, 1801. HE undereioned having completed his full Course »¢ the Provincial V terinary College and ohined a Diploma as Veterin- ary Surgeo 'would announce that he has o yo a) lice for the practice of his pro- on' Port Perry, whereall calls personal by 5 or telegram, by day or by nigh - promptly attended to. 11 diseases of animals treated in the test and best known system #r Telephone connection--free of charge. ORR GRAHAM. Port Perry, Apel 3, 8, 1884. 6 L ROBSON V.8. RADUATE Ontario Veterinary Col- I lege; Toronto. Office and resid Everorery Corrack, two miles south of Manohester. 14 years practice. Tele- phone in the house--free communication with Port Perry, Manchester, and elevator. Telegraph calls to Manchester will be for- warded by teleplone, All Veterinary Medicines in stock. Evergreen stage; ) Jan. 2, 1888. North Ontario Observer. A Weekly Political, Agricultural and Family Newspaper, 1S PUBLISHED AT FORT PERKY, ONT., EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, H. PARSONS, TerMs.--$1 per acnum, if paid in advance; f not $1.50 will be charged. No subscrip- tiontaken for Jess than six months ; and no piper discontinuéd until arrears are paid up. Rates of Adveriising: For each line. first insertion ... . 80 08 Bubsequent insertions, perline ..... 0 02 Cards. under 6 lines, per annum .... 5 00 Letters containing money, when addressed to this Office, pre-paid and registered will be s a our risk. Savings Bank Department W. McGILL, Port Perry, April 4, 1888. DAVID J.ADAMS, PORT PERRY. BANKER AND BROKER, Has any amount of Money to Loan At 55 per cent. on good Morfgages. INSURANCE effected at the Lowest Rates in Good English Companies. EZ Agent Allan Line of Stean-| ships. Port Port Perey; Oct. 1889. MONEY T0 1 LOAN -- HE Subscriber is is prepared to ANY AMOUNT on Farm Sone] AT 6 PER CENT. ar Also on Village Property. &F MORTGAGES BOUGHT. B32 HUBERT L. EBBELS, Barrist er. Office next to Ontario Benk. Port Perry, May 10, 1885. W.M. WILLCOX, Licensed Auctioneer REAL ESTATE A SPECIALTY. I which I have received in the past. The increased experience and extensive practice which I have had will be turned to the ad- vantage of patrons, and parties favoring me with their sales may rely on their interests being fully protected. No effort will be spared to make it to the advantage of par- ties to place their Sales in my hands. Sale Bills made out and Blank Notes furnished free of charge. Satisfaction guar- antee or no pay. Terms liberal. Port Perry, July 13, 1893. _ GEO. JACKSON, Licensed Auctioneer Wishes to inform the public that he is pre- pared to attend with the utmost caré all es entrusted to his charge in the Town- ships of Reach, Scugog and Mariposa. A register of dates of sales will be kept at the office of Mr. Orr Graham. V.S., with whom arrangements may be made for sales. All correspondence addressed to me at Seugog P.0.. will receive prompt attention. 4# Sale Bills made out and Blank Notes furnished free of charge. TAKE this opportunity of returning I would also inform those interested in Poultry that 1 have on hand and for sale upwards of 100 fine, pare-bred Plymouth Rock Chicks. If you want any thisg in that line please write me for prices or come and see stock. GEORGE JACKSON. Secugog, July 18, 1893. T. SWAIN, Licensed Auctioneer R THE COUNTY OF DURHAM. -- Satisfaction guaranteed and terms liberal. Office and residence at Caesarea. Orders left with Messrs. Moore Bros, Blackstock, will sceive prompt attention. Advertisem sured by Nonp ol dretting according to the space ¢R oc- cupy. Advertisen:ents received for publication, without specific instructions. will be inserted until forbid and charged accordingly. No advertisement will be taken out until paid or. A liberal discount allowed to Merchants 3 hues who advertise by the year or "Thess rma wil in al nse be irictly ad- P. 8, Sarge ad made for selling for A a in in an) wher County. h 'WM. GORDON, Licensed Ructiogecr, Yaluator &e. R Sie Town of Brock, Uxbridge, ots: Rama, Mariposa AS Particerntrusting their Sales to me may rely on the utmsot attention being given to their intrests. WM. GORDON, Sunderland. H. MCAW, MARRIAGE LICENSES, Port Perry Ont. Port Perry, Dec. 19, 1883. Sittings of the Division Courts COUNTY OF ONTARIO. Deposits receivad at the highest current rates. Interest caleulated and credited to Mazagen. | Good Note Discounted. | thanks for the very liberal patronage | "It is Easier to DrB.J. Co, HEE, DG 16,18 : for success oa fiurbe gp two sad Price $1 Dr. B.J. KENDALL COMPANY, ENOSBURGH FALLS, VT. Must Have Been Rattled Over the Matter. 'I want to register a birth' sad a citizen and father walking into the town clerk's office. "All replied the obliging clerk at the desk as he produced the necessary biank and began : * Father's pame T che? right, 'Mother's name I' * Child's name 1 "Do I have to give that 7" | *Certainly.' He * thougs for a moment and then * Elizabeth Jane D---- The birth was daly teghateredt and | parent departed, next day he reappear- | ed. | 'Say, I want to change that name.' | "All right, | now T what do you wast it ' Well, you see I made a little mis | take yesterday, | hardly do." I want him to be called Charles Jerome because you see he isn and the pame will eo. They are & Broop BUILDER, Tose and REcos- supply in & condensed form the substances EVERY ME ree: Dn Po el restore bis he both should take them. "EVERY WOMAN ; nn neglected: The r care all eritably ous and Jxregul tat} sickness wi YOUNG HEN "Youns w WOMEN a well by il drugiists, or will be sent upon receipt of price (0c. per box), by addressing MED. CO. THE DR. WILLIAMS Dt should take these PrLis They will eure the re habits, snd strengthen the These Pris will Young Artist--*It's an outrage to have such an ignoramus as Puffers on a hanging committee." Friend --No judge of art, eh T Young Artist-- He is a half idiot Why, sir, he thought my cows were horses." Heart --All cases of . disesse relieved in 30 minutes and quickly cured, by Dr. Aguew's Cure of the Heart. Oue dose convinces. Sold by A. J. Davie. Ripaas Tabcles : for liver troubles. Ripans Tabules : for torpid Lver. ca STAEIEPEGTIORA LBLS AM Asthma. chitsand Throatand Lung Troubles. B. BE B. CURED RE.. T have aleo used it for my wife and' . and have found it the best thing fake, and from past experience SWEETHEARTS. It is ill for the general who sits among ing and evening, homes between, to steil time little daily breath of cieauly wi beausitul, and br virtue iu its moke- tainted But it was by the sea that I lived, in a town that was unlovely encugh were it not for us glorivus neighbor. And who cares for the wwa wien one cau sit on the bench at tue headland, aad luok out over the huge blue bay und the yellow scimitar that curves before it. I loved it wlien its great face was freckled with the fisting boats, and I loved it when the big ships went past, far out, a little hullock of white and no hull, with wpsails curved like a bodice, so stately ard demure. But most of all I loved it when no truce of man marred the majesty of nature, and when the sun- busts slanted down on it from between ihe drifting rainclouds. Toen I have seen the further edge draped in the sauze of the ariving ruin, witn its thin sray shading under Loe snow clouds, wiitle my headland was golden, and the sun ghamed upon the breakers and struck deep through the green waves beyond, showing up the purple patches where tie beds of seawere are lying. Sue : & morning as that, with te widd in his hair, and the spray on his lips;nod the cry of the eddying gulls in his ear, may send a man back braced afresh to tne reek of a sick room aud the dead rab weariness of praciice, It was on sucifanother day that I first saw my old man, He came ww my beuch Just as | was leaving it. My eye must ave picked him out even lil 4 crowded street, for he was a wan of large frame and fine presence, with svinething of distinction in tie set of his lip ana the poise of bis head. He limped up the winding path; lemnimng heavily on Lis stick, as though thuse great shoulders vad Letome two muen at last for the fading habs that bore them. As he ap prosened my eyes eaugiht Nawure's danger signal, that faint bluish tinge in nose and lip which toils of a lavoring veart, ""The brae is a little trying, sir," "Speaking as a physician, | should say that you would do well to rest here be- fore you go further." He inclined lus vead in a stately old- world fashion and seated himself upon the bene, Seeing tuat he had no wish w speak I was mient also, but 1 could uot help watching him out of the corner of my eyes, Fur he was such a worder- ful survival of the early hall of the cen. * said I, coaches, and had seen the knots of nav- vies as they toided ou the Lrown em: baukments. Tuose lips had smiled over the first numer of "Pickwick," and had gossiped of the promising young hia who wrote them. The face its<f was a seventy-year almanac, and every seam an entry upon it, where pu lic as well as private sorrow left its truce. Tuat pucker on the forehead stoud for the mutiny, perhap ; that line of cure for the Crimean winter, it may Le; and that tast little sheaf of wrinkles, as my fancy woped, for the, death of Gordon. And «0, as | dreamed in my foolish way, the old gentleman with the shining stock was gone, and it was seventy years of a great nation's life that took shape before me on the headland iu the moruing, Bat be soon brougit me back to earth again. As be prepared his breath he wok the letter out of his pocket and, putting on a pair of horu-rimmed eye« glasses, he read it through very careful. iy. Without any design of playing the spy I could not help observing that it was in 8 woman's band, Wien he had finished it he read it again, and then sat witin the corner of his mouilh drawn down and lus eyes staring vacantly out over the bay, the most forlorn looking Id gentleman that ever I have seen, AlLH that was kindly wituin me was set stir- ring by that w istful waste, but I knew that he was in no humor for tdk,and so, at last with my breakfast and my pa. tients calling me, I left him ou the bench and started for home. I wever gave him another thought until the next morning, and, and shared the benclf which I had been accustomed to look upon as my own. He Lowed again before sitting 4 down, but was no wwre inclined thus | before 10 enter into conversation. Tuerd | had been a change last twenty-four hours, and all for the worse. T.e face seemed more heav venous linge wus more provounced us se panied up the mill. The clean lines of his check and chin were mars red by a day's growth of gray stubile, and his large, shapely head bad lose something of the Lrave carfiage which § oad struck me first when slanced as him. He had a letter there, the same or another, but still in a wo-| man's band, and over t is he was mop ing and mumbling in his senile fashio., ners of his mouth drawn down like those of a fretting child, Bo I left him, with a vague wouder as to who he aught be, and why a single spring day should have wrought a change upon him, Sui d was I that next morning I was on t-e lookout for him. Sure enough, at the same nour, I saw him couang up the hill; but very Mowiss with a bent back an a heavy head. It «as shocking to me to see the change in aim as he ved "I am afraid that our air does not agree wiih you, sir," I ventured 10 re- rk. ma But it was as though he had no heart for walk, He tried, swe this sweet old tellow ef Es There was Lhe bie Peta both in sury, with his Jorgrolned, curly -bgim- [hose eyes, ere they had grown ii had lovked out from: the box-seat of mail when, at the same hour, 1e turned up upon the head- in time during the § md more wrinkled, while that ominous with his brow pucketed, and the cors Ea of oll % "than Right Our Mistakes HURSDAY, JULY 12,-1894, tosee hin agaim ue must, I thought, , if mot $0 his bed. fl ents : . But as [ ame up to "be sure that it wut un. There were tie aud the shining Klusses, but were rst sunt of the weary | wat there tue morning i ng, sir, good morning I" a morry waggle of nis ping 2 [ answered ; y Ws looking." "wow "Yes, wir, t you should have seen It Just before fhe sun rose." "What, fou save been here siucd then 7' 288 "1 was Mere when thefe was scarce light to see Je pati." "Yuu urefas very early riser." "Oa iol, Sir, ou occasion I" He cocked lishye ab me as if Ww gauge whether Lfvere worthy of his coud dence, Tle fact is, sir, thay my whe is coming to me fr-duy." Bupy thik my face showed that I did net gue ses tue foics of tis expla- nation f eyes, tuoy uy have given fur le wmov- began speak- ce Ol sy uipatay, Ww me und mater wel * suc the seagull counc.ls. weight thal even must Le kept out of our a married man, sir 7" m not." ei you cannot quite undef- My wife aud I have been mre pearly fi.ty years, and we have no parted, never at all, woul "And stand ik red for neve ' uy if for long 7" I asked. os, @ir, Tis is the fourth day, She had wo to Scoumnd. A waiter of duty, ¥: understand, und the doctors would let me go. Not that I would have sllowsd them to stop me, but she was oll Bheirside. Now, thank God, is is over, mud she may ve bere ut suy mos ment," § "Hopp I "Yep here. This headland and bench wet oli [riends of ours thirty years ago. Tie people wits whom we slay are not, 10 toll Bie truth, very congenial, and we have little privacy amoug them. = Tha is why we prefer to meet here. I could not be sure which train would bring her, but if she bad come by the very earliest she would have found we waits wg." *"In that case--"" said I, rising. *No, sir, no," he entreated. "I beg that you will stay. It does not weary you vhs domesti talk of mine ¢* pe it ray seen strange to you that Bld fellow like me should feel like is charming," gredii to me, sirl There's not a THAD on this planet but would feel the salle if be had the good fortune to be ded to such a woman. Perhaps, be- you see ne like this, an { hear me p of our long life together, you con- that she is old too." He laughed Liggrtily, and lis eyes twidkled uc tne hamor of the idea. "8he's oue of those women, you know, have youth in ther nearts, and so an never Le very furirom their faces. je she's just asshe was wheil she firse my hand in Ler in '45. A wee li~ bit siou er, perhaps, but then, if sine Pa fault as a girl, it was that she was e too slender. She was above me fitation, you kaow--I a clerk, and site § dau (hter of my employer. Oal it uite a romance, I give you my and I wou ner, and, somehow, 1 imever got over the fres' ness und 4 wonder of it. To think that thut t, lovely girl has walked by my si-le rough life, aud that I Lave been #6 siopped suddenly, and I glanced a at hin io surprise, He wus shak- all over, iu every fibre of nis gre.t Bly. His hands were clawing -ut the work and his feet shuffling oun the Il. | saw what it was, He was fing to rise, but was so excited that he wot. I hall extended my hand. a liigher courtesy constrained me to Bw it back again and turn my face to dea. An instant afterward Le was pd hurrying dows the path, woman was coming toward us, She quite close before lie had seen her-- ly yards at the utmost. I know not she had ever been us he described her whether it was but some ideal which pried in his brain, The person upon I looked was tall, its true, but wae thick and shapeless, with a fly, foll-blown face, and a skirt qrely gathered up. There was a | ribbon in her hat, which jarred ny eves, and her blonse-like bodice nd elumsy: And this was the , the ever youthfull My nk as 1 thought how little sucn might appreciate him, how y she might be of his love. me up the path in her solid way, staggered along to meet her, they came together, looking ly out of the fur hest corner of Isaw that he put out both his a chila when its little jour ne, while she shrinking from a of them in hers it Sa sho did so Isaw her I was easy in my mind for my Gud grant that when t is shaking, and when this back is res may look so ww ithe' he i 8 one day there was a fire place, and his goods all got 'Then a cyclone came along and store down. When he got it a fire broke out aud burned t see anything lucky about § If it 1s0't lucky to have a and a cyclone sale gud a fire 10 six months, [ don't know the iH of business." ALUMINUM ALLOY, Composition Where Light 2 and Strenptlt Afe Desired. ast monthly meeting of engi- 2 New York some imens of a r of aluminum und nickel were which were remarkable. They fn by A. E. Hunt, of Pitts- oth were in the form of roll: # inch thick, In one of these : &8-inch in been arifted oULTO aDOUL B IPChes In aia meter cold, and the other, which was a strip about 8 inthes wide, 24 inches long had been bent &¢ the middle, the deflection amounting to abou. ¥ inclien It was stated that the force required 1d do this Lending had been about the suine as is required to similarly betid a similar piece of 90.000-pound steel, and when tne specimen wa pluced upon | the flour and stood upon until straight. ened, it immedlitely resumed its former shape upon bing released ; in other words, it seemed Ww be perivouy elastio within the limits named. The ulloy is ive & No. Informmdi ark tor, bius fair to te an important ge in causes where lightness aud strength are especinlly desired. --American Macainist. INDIAN BARBARITIES. Frightful Orgies Along the West Cdast of Brith Columbia, The attentivn of the Department of Indian Affairs has Leen called to the barbarous practices of the Indiang along Lhe west coast of northern British Col tmoia, who, it appears, are still indulg- ing in canuibulsm, supposed to Lave been long ago given up. H. J, Simp- son, & trader wio has spent 26 years in t: e vicinity of Fort Rujerws, has just arrived here and states that the lodians curry on their dances with all their old- time ferocity, tue only difference bein that now they are careful te have their wildest orgies only iu the depth of win. | ter, when the inclemency of the season has practically put a stop to trading und huating and hos driven ail whi men, | includ ny missionaries, Lo move Lo com- | furtable quarters, So soon as they have the field to themselves preparations ure started Tor the most disgusting orgies, Buupson, woo having warried a full wooded CKivotehman," 1s what is known as a "squawman " hus been specially favor. ed or trusted by being peritted to wit. ness some of 'tnese ries aud gives a terrible deseripiion of what is known to the Indians us a *'man eater dauce," w nich be witnessed a few mot ths ago. In this dance the manista, or cuief character, horrifies the spectators by appearing with a "mummy" or the shriveled remains of a buck number na- tive, taken from an emnineuce upon which it was exposed to dry alter deatn, aud tearing the shriveled flesh fron the bones as ie dances bout a huge log fire, ull the time uttering tue most frigluful sounds in the Indiana vocabulary of lamentations. Simpson also lately saw the horrible torture of a maiden in counection witi auother dance, in which, to prove her: self worthy to be the bride of a brave chieftain, she allowed great barbed hooks to Le driven througo the flush ot her back and danced almost naked, while the chief held the reins attached to the novks aud by a series of wrenches eventually tore the flesh apart and ve- lensed thew, -- Missionuries. have taken great credit throughout the civilized oro remeron tb as sas. to believe that the dances now carried on are only imitations of former bar- barity, bu. Suupson, who is a relinule man, asserts that they ure no mockery at all, but a most revolting and cruel reality.-- Victoria, B.C., Special, BUSINESS LAW iN DAILY USE. By Refiiembering Thess Hints Trades- men Will Save Much Aunoyance Herewith are the most important laws, succinctly stated, that touch tlie needs of the average business man, An obseivance of tem, says a trade jour- nal, will enable one to avoid many ms- takes that may be serious, and steer the innocent from many pitfalls that may be cal mitous, They contain, in few words, the essence of a large amount of legal verbiage, nut always very intelli- gible : Each individual in a partnership is re- sponsible for the wliole umount of the debts of the firm, exCept wu cases of "special" partnerships. Contracts made ou Sunday cabnot be enforced. A contract made with a minor is void. A contract mide with a lunatic (or with one who has a general reputation for weakmindedness) is void. (The lat ter case must, however, be clearly estab: lished.) The ucts of one partner bind all the other partners. It is a fraud to conceal a fraud. No consideration 18 sufficient ir law if it be illegul in its nature, (Many "failures" are upset Lecuuse of this law.) A receipt for money is not always conclusive, An agreement without consideration is voud, The law compels no one to do impossi- bilities. (Tuis must Le liberally consuru- ed.) Ignorance of the law excuses no oe: Notes especially the following, as affecting tue giving snl taking eof notes. A note made on Sanday is void. A note made by a minor is voids A note obtained by fraud from g per- son in a state of intoxication cannot be collected, (Tins is a corollary to the law governing coutraets with the weak minds od Notes bear interest only when so stat- If a note is lost or stolen it does not release the maker; he must pay it if the cousideration for which it was given and the amount ean be proved, Signatures made with & lead pencil are good in law. A note indorsed in blank, is transfer. able by delivery, the same as I mude payable to bearer. The maker of an "accommodation" note (one for which he lias received fo cousideration, having lent his nue and credit for the accommodation of the holder)is not bound to the person accom- moduted, but 1s bound to all. other par- lies, precisely as if there was a good gun- sideration. 1f the maker of a check or draft has changed his residence, the holder must use "due diligence" to find hiw, Checks or drafts must be presented for payment "without unmreasousble de- lay, Ignorance or oversight or of wilful in- attention to these fundameutal iujuno: tions is the frequent souree of unuu) ing and expensive ligation. The Gilded Age--That of youth; Teartis-like ambition soarsin the san- shine of hopé. The Branding-fron of Science--The vaccine 'point. It's the calculating man that weighs his words, Confidence men, "shave" the green _ Hard t6 Hold--Beats i in the street cars between 3 ahd 7 po; like fiwnmowers, Prior to racing the flyers take what t may be termed a preamble, The grind of the diploma mill has been echoing through the land. .The largest stock farm in America abuts on Wall street, New York. Favorite Dissipation Seaside Resorts ~--**Collaring" little-neck clams. The man who strikes for the love of striking is thesufferer in the long run. 'Boss' Croker, of Tammany, is com- ing buck from Europe to knock down 111 The free thinker frequently forgets the quotation marks for hia borrowed brilliaucy. The white light of truth appears at last to have escaped the suppressing power of the New York police. For Cholera Morbus, Cholera Infantum, Cramps, Colic, Diarrhea, Dysentery, and Summer Complaint Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry is a prompt, safe and sure cure that has been u popular favorite for over 40 years. The tiodern dragon scale weighs thirty tons, aud is utilized in protecting the vital parts of our steel men-of-war- This is the season when susceptible young ladies visiting military schoo's and army posts are liably to get 'button fever.' The phlegmatic pelican in the park has 'an eager and nipping air' when the venturesome small fish comes in his neighborhood: The accuracy of the robin's trill worries the young musician with the heavy head of hair who practices on the flute in the neighborhood of the park. 'I'm all fagged out waiting for a car.' Have they been crowded? "ot hit sonbl ond DEE up and give me a seat.' wash Ta chat ance Manma--What would you advise Tommy to take after he learus this march his teacher gave him! Mr. Nomusic-- Er--well, rough on rats, I should think would Le good. 'Poor Jaggs hasn't been able to lift his head from the pillow for three days.» She--How charming. I suppose there must really be something in it. pepe Rev., Geo, M. Adams, D.D. 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If disturbed at night and broken of your rest by a sick child suffering and efying with pain of Cut- ting Tcoth send at once and get a bottle of "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for Children Teething. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately. Depend apon it, mothers, there is no mistake about it It cures Diarrhoea, regulates the Stomach und Bowels, cures Wind Colie, softens the Gums, reduces Inflammation, and gives tone and energy tothe whole system, 'Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for children teething Is pleasant to the taste and is the prescription of one of the oldest and best female physicians 'and nurses in United States, Price twenty-five cents a bottle, Sold by all druggists throughout the world. Be sure and ask for " Mrs. WiNsLow's SoorHiNag Syrur." whisper)-- *Herr Meyer, I suppose yon under stand that everyone was to bring along something to the picnic What have you brought?! Herr Meyer--™My two boys, as you see. 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Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleas-- ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly, beneficial properties of a perfect lax-, ative ; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid- neys, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it is perfectly free from' every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug- gists in 5c. Suttle, bub it is manu factured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs and being well informed, you will not nocept any substitute if offered. the time I reached twenty years of age till I became forty, I look- ed forward to a realizatien of the old saying, physician at forty.' From 'A man is either a fool or a At length the day dawned and I certainly was not a phy- sician. Neighbors are very considerate in Norway. When a baby is born ® placard is nailed up on the door inform- ing the community of the fact. Those who wish to move out of the vicinity are thus enabled to do 0 in good seas son. Black--Say, White, can you tel ine what alligators eat! White--All live ones do, I believe. Mr. Gotham--'Is that lostiaprabet van are advertising really suburban Agent-- 'Desirable! Why, sir, it's' painted in sixteen colors.' Mistress (angrily)--See, Bridget, I Ser- vant (admiringly)--Oh, that's There's nothing can write my name in the dust. mum, wore than I can do. .1ke eddication after all, is there, mum 1 Miss Dasher--I want a gown that will be the talk of the whole audience, Miss Modiste. Modiste--Ah, But 1 can give you one that will muke' that is impossible. you the talk of the whole toi: ¢ Why do you not stop begging and try to get some work ¥' * Because I do not wish to give up a sure thing for \n uncertain one.' said Meandering rephed ¢ Whur ye bin? Mike. 'Lookin' Plodding Pete. Yer idle curiosity 'll be the fur work,' * Well, you wanter to' 'ook out. ruination of ye yit.' Hicks--* Look with the girls over there. at Sunigge flirting I thought' vou said he was a woman hater.'-- Wicks--* So he is, but the nates is not here.' woman he New arrival (to subdued-looking man in the hotel office)--*Y the clerk of this hotel, I suppose so sir? Sublued-looking man--'Oh, you datter me, sir [ou are the Iam only the pro- prietor. "uP ere is one thing, be temiarked,' fncetiously, as the tax-issessor finished snumerating the various items on the. list, 'that I never tax.' "What ih that ¥ 'My brain," lnagh- 'Oh, well,' replied sked thie assessor d the funny man. (le tax assessor, as he took a' goed look at him, 'there are lots of little things that we never ask about." * And your senate, what does it do ¥' asked the intelligent Hindoo. The Senate,' said; "hi wan who was' showing him around,' is something like' your nirvana.' It doesn't do. 1% merely is.' Olerk-- Does it take you an hour to' go around the corner Boy--A man dropped a quarter' down & hole in the sidewalk. Olerk-- And it took you all this time to get it oat? TR SR Poy--Yes, sir. 1 bad to wait till' the man went away. ¢Ah, he mused in ecstasy, 'there is nothing more sooth ng to the human mind than the sublime notes of welody. 'How 'bout bank notes? seed sordid by-stander. KX D.C. cures sick bead aché."