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4 YEAR, NO. 40} =~ We ints in Ci rates. Interest calculated a each depositor semi-annually. HEAD OFFICE, TORONTO, ONT. $8,000,000 Capital (Paid Up) Resp +3 i 2,000,000 Port Perry, June 26, 1897. ESTABLISHED 1867. BUSINESS WITH FARMERS In addition 'to handling Commercial Paper, this Bank makes a special business of Loans to Farmers, and the discount- ing of Parmers' Sales Notes at reasonable rates of interest. STERLING To lend at 4, 45 and § Careful and prompt attention is also given to the collecting of Notes, ete. SAVINGS BANK | DEPARTMENT, Special Attention is Directed fo the Following Advantages offered by our Savings Bank: Deposits of One Dollar and opwards | received and interest allowed at current | rates. | Interest is added to the deposit Twice | in each year, at the end of May and November. The Depositor is subject to no delay whatever in the withdrawal of the whole or any portion of the deposit. No Charge is made ou withdrawing or depositing money. > Port Perry Branch W. H. DUNSFORD, Manager SR AH URES, 3 Apply to 7 #7 Algo on Village Property. R. D. ARCHER, M.D.C.M. Victoria University ; M.B. Toronto University, Member or the College of Physicians and Surgeons, Ont.; Licentiate of the Royal College of Surgeons, Edinburg; Licentiate f the Royal College of Physicians, Edin- Office next $0 Ontario Bank B burg ; Member of the Faculty of Physicians y and Surgeons . Glasgow; Late Resident DENTIST, Pupil of the Rolunda Hospital, Dublin, | [Rooms in the Leonard Block for. \Wothen, Office and Residence, second door west of Davis' Furniture Emporiam, Queen Street. Office hours--9 to 11a. and 2 to 5 p.m,, and evenings. I have taken as partner, my brother, Dr R. Archer, M. D., C. M., Membr of Col- PORT of All branches Dentistry, practiced. DR. E. L. PROCTER (SUCCESSOR TO DI, CLEMENS) M.D C.M. of Trinity College University, Toronto, with Honor Certificate. Fellow of Trinity Medical College, Toronto. Mex. of Col. of Physicians.and Surgeons, Ont., Licentiate of University of State of New York. AF Prices to suit the tin Yffice over the Post Office. Sangster, Dentist, may on and after 1-day, be found iu their new Surgical and Dental Offices over the Post Office, where they will be found as heretofore, prepared to attend to their respective professions iv all their branches, Port Perry Dec, 8, 1897. Dray Store. vort Perry, April 9, DR. 8. J. MELLOW, ors Parry, Apuil 9, 1902 Pavysician, SUrGEoN, &o, Office and Residence, Queen St., Port Pecry Ufice. houra--8 to 10 a.m.; 1to3 p.m, and Evenings. Telephone in office and house, open night and day over the lines south, counected with the residence of G. L. Robson, V.8. Port Ferry, Nov. 15, 1804. ~ WM. H. HARRIS, B.A. LL.B. BARRISTER, &c., ¥ oF I County of Ontario. the Opservir Office Manchester, Jan. 19, 1899, Sale HE undersigned tukes this T patrcnage be hae received the past. The increased ex th 2, Fs Eng HE . arn . air interests 28. a Pr TAINO: Leffort Wil new pared to make their Ont. V. F. PATERSON, K.C. Public, Nos. 310 811, Temple Building, Cor. Ba * and Richmond Temple. Toronto h 81, 1898. . Fo the Townsh : Scott, Thorah, aud Eldon - - wrties cntrusting ) rely on the utmsot attention Aa their intrests # E. FAREWELL, K.C, LI ? ARS LL, K.C., LL.B, Cooney Sol Sn Ww H. McCAW, Suit ISSUER OF 5 ) Racy LICENSES, Port Perry Ont. h , Dec. 19, 1883. vob, 'Toronto, Mare stern Bar OF CANADA Port Perry Agency. GENERAL Bankiug Business trans- A loa. eR toation p i to ollections. ; Deposits receivad at the h curren H. G. HUTOHESON, £100,000 (British Capital) on good Mortgage security. DAVID J. ADAMS Banker and Broker, Port Perry, Ont. MONEY TO LOAN. HE Subscriber is prepared to LEN ANY AMOUNT on Farm Security AT 5 PER CENT. 43 MORTGAGES BOUGHT, HUBERT L. EBBELS, J. A. MURRAY, H. Brown's Office.] PERRY. Crown and Bridge Work successfully * ege of Physicians and Surgeons, Ont. Artifical Teeth on Gold, Silver, Aluminum Port Perry, June 9, 1897, aa or Rubber Plates. Fillings of Gold, Silver or Cement Palnless extraction when required: W. A SANCSTER DENTAL" SURGEON. oOmce 3d residence on Dr. Clemens' od tie: "office Houra--9 to 12 a m.. 2 to 6 p.m, PORT PERRY. Also open Saturday evenings TT ; Wi 3 &r Gold Fillings, Bridge nnd Crown NOTICHE. Work a Specialty. Vitalived Air. R. J. fH. SANGSTER, Physician, Sui x ETRE geon aud Accoucheur, and Dr. W. A. Dr F D. MecCrattan (DENTIST) L.D.S. of Rayal College af Dental Surgeons, also D.D.8. of Toronto University. Cffice in the Allison Block over Allison's Office hours--8 a.m. t08.30 p.m, JOS. BAIRD ICEN-ED AUCTIONEER for Patronage solicitefic AUCTIONEER. of returning thanks for the very liberal Auctioneer in perience extensive practice which I have had will be turned to advantage of patrons, and parties ng fully protected. No WM. GORDON, Licensed Auctioneer, Valuator &c. hips of Brock, ara, Rama, cir Sales to me may 'being given to GORDON PROF. 8. J. COHN RACTICAL OPTICIAN and | 176Wilton Ave, Toronto Perry once in six month.-- 1 to hin: warranted t ata t credited to ANAGER, per cent © Baruister, over Mr. J, including nes © the Register at opportuaity may rely on it profitable my ha posa to Loan ed Farm £ i ity _any quantity of Money sketch ai y y'at 6 and 7 per D above head intrusted. receive their best attention in every respect to secure the grodtest With Sale Lists carefu' iy wade out of Ch togvther with. vi Moderate Charges for sales they Fr Te trial aud no Located in Our New Premises $.T.CawkeraSon General Carter Takes pleasure in returning thanks to the public for the esteemed pat. ronage bestowed on him since com- mencing - the business of Carting and would state that he is fully CARTING AS IT SHOULD BE a prices that cannot fail to please the public. | Railway Depot a Specialty. site the Methodist Parsonage. Port Perry, Aug. 1901. Sittings of the Division Courts 1. WHITBY --Clerk, w ably ensconsed in their new pre ~ Abbott & McKitrick | Licensed Auctioneers and Valustors for the Township of Baan, ° of Port Pony 2d 0 y of 0g: 3 EG TO INTIMATE to the general public that acy business under the sted' to their cave will RORORORORORRONO NO. 17 PUDDING 1901, by A. 8. Bic] a ible success, -- d TRE, k Forms furnisned F. SMITH, equipped to do t the very shortest notice and at Carting to and from the Residence--Brick House, oppo- F. SMITH. OOUNTY OF ONTARIO. 1202. D, C. Macdonell, Whitoy --Janu- ary 8, February 4, March 4, Apri: May 6, Sued, ovember 4, 0- Ju y 4, September 4, October ember 4. Jan. 6, 1903. OSHAWA--Clerk, D. U. Macdonell, Whitby --Janu- sry 0, February 5, March 5, April 3, May 7, June 4, July 5, September 5, October 7, November 5, Dec- ember 5, Jan. 7, 1003, BROUGHAM--Clerk, M. Gleeson, Greenwood --Jant + ary 10, March 6, May 9, July 8, September 9, Nov. ember 7, Jan. £, 1903. PORT PERRY Clerk, J. W. Burnbam, Port Perry --January 14° March 7, May 13, July 8, September 12, November 11, Jan. 9, 193s. UXBRIDGE- Clerk, Jos. E_ Gould, Uxbridge-- January 17, March 21, May 30. July 11, SBeptembe. +26, November 21, Jan. 16, 19.3. CANNINGTON--Clerk, Geo. Smith, Cannington-- January 16, March 20, May 29, July 19, September 25, November 20, Jan. 15, 1903. BEAVERTON Clerk, Geo. F. Bruce, Beavorton-- Janasry 15, March 19. May 28, September 24, Nov- ember 19, Jan, 14, 1903. UPTERGROVE Clark, P. H LEAR Ih, Mey 37, Soctamber 25, November 1h. By order, : J. BE. FAREWELL, Clerk of the Peace. Dated at Whitby, Nov. 22rd, 1001 ISH TO ANNOUNCE that that they are now comfort mises in the Purdy Block where the Public will always fin an ample supply of CHOICE, FRESH MEATS at prices that cannot fail to please. A full supply of Meats of the very best grades, and cut in dimensions to please the most fastidious. All orders will receive prompt attention. { S. T. CAWKER & SON. March 3, 1902. MISS HARRISON Dress and Mantle Maker \ ISHES to inform the ladies that she has moved to her fine Rooms in the Allison Block where she is prepared to execute all orders in Dress and Mantle Making in a manner unsurpassed for Correctness of Style and Charming Effect. mold very i bles ¢ r our claims, and see how carefully we vindicate them. Our charges are consistent with the value given. Port Perry, March 27, 1902 TO CONSUMPTIVES. The undersigned having been restored to health by a simple means, after suffering for several years with a very severe lung affection, and that dread sense Qonsun tion, is anxious to make known to hie fet- low sufferers the means of cure. To those who desive it, he will send' (free of charge) a copy of the prescription used. which they will find » sore cure for Consumption. Asthma, Bronohitis aud all throat and lweg es. He hopes all sufferers will try his remedy, as it is invale- able. Those desiring " which will cost them nothing, and may prove a blessing, will please address, 3 Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON, . Brooklyn, New York. Goub SHOE. Varu "Women's shoes. adapted for short kirts, new manish shape--hand sewed and welted in box enamel-- atent leather and vici kid lace or utton ; the new Louis XV. heels in all leathers for dress wear--high arch--hand tu my window. am rather proud of the y off of f| der and in rn flexible soles See It affords a view of | stylish footwear that © found any place el |]0 wounC I am called an eccentri: es 1s that of thinks of dskitig me questions on filng matters or seeks to draw political arguments, detriment, but [ have to take ter with the sweet. of my old friend Stebbins the ment was full at starting. I and attitude of a deaf man. other two men were acqua racing fraternity. that one dominated the other, look in his eyes. he would be willing to risk der] to make a haul three of us were alone he sa other: "Now we can talk matters settle particulars." the other. "He couldn't hear the explo: ton of dynamite. £50 In his pocket, I'd twist him." "You'd be a fool to meddle mile from the depot. ing." "And the name of the party "Is Webb, not in good health. you have done for him, you I shall be exactly opposite. safe fs still open." pause. days In prison. He's a foxy ol and he may get a peep at m does, then goodby, and you'll same boat. W squeamish over it? "But I couldn't strike to kil "Have your own way, comes to I shall finish him hurry, and you'll have to stan me." "He won't be. You show diamond ring I have to give he'll Invite you inside fast out a bottle of wine. The ol is that you must wot make, of it" They bad agreed that I was at the same time they bad their voices until an ordin would not have caught a haps worse. planned where to dispose of what direction t, and affair as pla 'third man. man. being robbed or murdered a that I changed my mind. opportunity fer a Scotland banded, and po doubt I patted on the back for the was to give them. morning, and while the two d asked me If a horse down or a chimney caught and then a detective bear my story. He hear: As soon as F LANE + ti and, second, have the fun of overhearing much not meant for my ears. There are times when my fellow travelers comment on | my personal appearance, much to my | The day I went up to London from Liverpool to be present at the funeral trumpet along and copied the actions tinfe the journey was half completed there were only three of us left. The | Neither was over thirty-eight, and from their general looks I sized them up as belonging to the gambling and horse | It was easy to see dominant man had a hunted, desperate I judged he wus In desperate straits for money and that | As soon as the "But the old dozer there," protested 1f I thought he had and heave him out of the door, but I don't believe he's got 10 shillings about one until we pull this affair off. Now talk low and go ahead. It Is on Pud- | pymiliated and treated with contempt Og ae Nine. Dont whtsH while trying to serve the police, and & 0! . . yi be t down, but don't forget it. It is a full yo3 may ire 1 Dre them do oni We take a cab to the corner of Hoke street, and then We have only two blocks to walk. place 1s open till 10 o'clock in the ev He's a man of sixty and One crack on the bead will settle his business. of the front windows as a signal to mes loot the place In fifteen minutes ifthe: "I have told you I would not strike to kill," sald the weaker one after a "1 don't"ask you to," replied the oth="i5s er; "but just remember this--if you don't finish him we may both end ou Why not makes safe job? He is the biggest kind of & robber and a man without a heart™ "Suppose he Is suspicious of me and keeps me outside the railing?" : Tell him it's a part of a big haul, and you can steer the rest his way, an he'll pat you on the shoulder and brin beard everything, however, and | soned It out that they were after eith a pawnbroker or a "fence." It was ti be a case of assault and robbery--| In the same cautious tones th J e I sat there for two hours and | made no sign, but 1 was doing a great deal of thinking just the same. always been my habit to mind my own business, I have never cared who was robbers and murderers let me alone. My first idea was to keep hands off, but it looked like such a pretty case It was an capture a couple of desperadoes red We reached London at 8: a cab and drove away for [Toke street 1 called one and drove direct to Scot- | land Yard. I was snubbed as soon as | I arrived. An official to who A came into his presence in such a burry. |= ¥ allow no man to rub my wrong way and therefore gav fclal better than he sent. We used up I" I shouted In my anger. 1 was locked up. An hour inspector on duty strolled in his dinner, and my case was laid | o him. It began with the trumpet. | derstand, sir," he sald as he | me with a glare, "that you carry an ear trumpet to deceive the public." "Well, what If I do?" I yelled at him. k respectfully, or it will be the | worse for you. I take it that a man | | syho will deceive the general public | x also deceive the police. You can eompart. ¥ story, however." | had my 41 told it In a straightforward way, | | but when 1 had finished the inspector | By the | gmiled {ii dérfsion and shook his head | and replied: "Too thin, my man. You want to | lead us off on a jolly, but you've fallen | over your own feet. I think it will be | safe to detain you until morning." | that hour of the night I could not | hope to find one of my few friends in | London to identify me and therefore submitted with as good grace as possi- ble, Talmost begged of the inspector to send men to Pudding lane. He gave we a look of pity and disdain and turned away. tI was not held all night. At fdnight a report reached the yard that the pawnbroker at 17 Pudding lane had been murdered and his rooms plundered, and when I was taken out of my cell into the presence of the in- or I found him both abject and agitated. He begged my pardon In the most servile way and entreated me not to make my story public and ruin him. I refused to make any promises. I had not described the men to him in telling my story, and now I absolutely re- fused to give him a clew. I had been me Into. I the bit intances. and the a great id to the over and sion of a his neck | with any will. Before I got satisfaction I had the Inspeetor, the detective and anoth- r man bounced, and It was through hy description of the murderers that a y a e agency ran them ny and secured a big e ot) " own in Germa ward. The Town Had Offsets, "I had been knocking about a Kan- s town in the evening," said a Bos- fon drummer with a limp, "and in We can Bheqding for my hotel I walked plump fnito an open sewer which had no red light of warning. I had a bad fall and broke my hip, and I wasn't yet out of he sewer when I made up my mind to ge for $20,000 damages. I was taken the hospital, and next day the city ttorney called on me to know what I as going to do. When raise one 1d rascal, "I'm going to sue the town, of e. If he lo rse,' 1 replied. be in th But what for? he asked. of being: For personal damages. There hould have been a railing or a light, t there was neither, and my injury will lay me up for weeks. "But don't you know what you es- baped by falling into the sewer? he gked, " No.! "Then let me tell you that the roof "of the hotel fell in last night and killed bree men, and if you bad been in your bed you would have been crushed pulp. You really owe this town mething Instead of talking about mages.' ® "When able to get out," continued he drummer, "I found that public infon was against me and the peo- ple ready to stand a suit, and by ad- ice of a lawyer I settled the case for 25. 1 didn't even get all that. In mbling into the sewer 1 broke two "planks and brought a cavein, and the mages were assessed at $5.66 and ken out of my mouey." 1" off in d tn with him tl you, and enough Ee nly this a bun deaf, b low: ary man word. 6 Still In the Business. "Lord Kames, a once famous Scottish judge, on his way southward to Perth roru the northern eircuit, had to spend ht at Dunkeld. Next morning the ferry across the Tay, the road, asked a passer hing the way, h all my heart," sald the stran- see your lordship does not 'me. My name's John Gow. you remember me? 1 had the to be tried hefore your lordship stealing." 1.recollect you, Johm," replied "And how is your wife? had the honor to appear be- e for receiving the sheep, know- ) to have been stolen." , we were very lucky to get off of evidence, but I am still in itchering business." n," quoth Lord Kames as he sight of the ferry, "we may honor of meeting again."'-- American, the pl It bas s long as Yard to would be pointer 1 10 in the men took Hardly That. Miss Mabel, do you know n my heart? well, that's only petit k A Witty Pauper: 'walking through an old street t recently a man found a thinking that it might con- 1g valuable, be stuck it pocket and hurried home. 'it then and was dis d that it contained noth- four lines in German er single state 'ered by the men nd and wait. But more fortunate by far, Is * all his days. wedded, there Is still no bar serves to raise. At the Seaside. Couldn't swim a little} Dabbled in the foam, i Just around the efiges, And safely went back home. 'Was an expert swimmer; Not a bit afraid; 'Went beyond the breakers, And that is where he stayed. ---- 'When Daby Cries. Mr. Quiverful-->Maria, do you remem- ber how we once missed a boat that was lost with all hands? Mrs. Quiverful--Yes, James. What of it? Mr. Quiverful--Don't you wish we had caught it? "« | Latter Day Limericks. A maiden of Chattanooga, Tenn., Whose name was Miss Bridget D. Henn., Was afloat on the tide 'When she soulfully side, "I w'd like t' have wan iv thim Menn." fol t Exeltement on the Road. "Don't you wish you all bad an au- tomobile?' sajd Miss Miami Brown. "Oh, 1 atinno," answered Mr. Eras- tus Pinkly. "A mule doesn' cost near so much money; an' {t's purty near as dangerous." [Vy Lungs) ""An stack cf la grippe left me 7 with a bad cough. My friends said A 1 had consumption. I then tried 4 Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and it cured me promptly." i A. K. Randles, Nokomis, Til. You forgot to buy a bot- tle of Ayer's Cherry Pec- toral when your cold first came on, so you let it run along. Even now, with all your hard coughing, it will not disappoint you. There's a record of sixty years to fall back on. Three sizes: 25c., enough for an ordinary ; 8de., just right for bronchitis, hoarse. ness, hard colds, ete.; §1, most econo: for chronig cases and to keep on hand. J. C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mass. A GOOD PRESCRIPTION, Laughter as a Stomach Cure and an Ald to Health. Worry Is but one of the many forms of fear, so that worry tends to the production of indigestion. Indigestion tends to put the body of the subject in a condition that favors worry. There {s thus established a vicious circle which tends to perpetuate itself, each element augmenting the other. It Is necessary to sectire a cheerful, wholesome atmosphere for the dys- peptic. He should eat his meals at a table where there is good fellowship and where funny stories are told. He should himself make a great effort to contribute his share of this at the table, even if it be necessary, as it was in one case under my care, for him to solemn- ly and seriously collect funny para- graphs from the press, and at first in- terject them spasmodically during lulls in the conversation at the table. The very efforts and determination of the man to corre:t bis otvn silent habits at table, to correct his feelings of dis- courngement and worry, were in them: selves a promise of success. The ef- fort made was adequate to the obsta- cles to be overcome. He succeeded, and the spectacle of that man trying to be funny at table when he felt thor- oughly discouraged and blue is one we | shall never forget. Laughing Is in itself also a useful exercise from the standpoint of diges- tion. It stirs up all the abdominal organs, it increases the circulation of the blood, it increases peristulsis, it in- creases the secretion of gastric juices. Five minutes' deliberate laughing after each meal would be an excellent pre- scription for some people. THE BIRTH OF JAPAN. Curious Legend of the Crentlos Handed Down by the Japanese. The following is the curious legend of the creation as it Is told In Japan: Clouds formed the bridge on which once god Yzapaghi and his spouse Yzanuma stood pondering on the rid- dle of existence, whether the begin- nings of worlds and the beginnings of life lay slumbering In that sea of chaos. Yzanaghi, apparently more en- terprising than philosophically In- clined, seized his shimmering spear and plunged it into the black and seething flood. Pulling it ap again, he discovered seven salt drops on its dia- mond point, which, dropping, con- densed and formed the island of Cuso- korosima. Thereupon Yzanaghl and his spouse selected the spot of earth which bad thus been created as their permanent dwelling place and peopled it with in- numerable genli of animal and plant a amiab} und of Fusiyama, with Its population of artist artisans, | eful teahouses, its glistening {he lady sald to him In sympathizing tone, "How tired your foot must bel" | the mati raised his eyes and said: "No, ma'am; it Isp't tHe foot that works that's tired. It's the foot that stands. That's it." If you want to keep your strength, use it. If you want to get tired, do | nothing. As a matter of fact, we all | know that the last man to give a help- ing hand to any new undertaking Is tHe man who bas plenty of time on his | bands. It Is the man and woman who are dolug the most who are always | wliling to do a little more." | ! mu | rn Kidney Tablets that I do not fesitate to recommend them. Since used them I am free from that The Man and the Wave. Once upon a time a man was telling a tale of woe that unvelled his matri- backache that Juice unnerved me ¥ 3 monlal experience. robbed me of all energy. My kidneys E there now "It was all on acconnt of a little dainty handkerchief," he sald. "The first time that I saw the girl and be- fore we had been Introduced she waved | that LIt of lace at me, and I was car- | ried away. It was a full in love and then matrimony. But, alas, that dell cate handkerchief was no Index to the girl's nature, and I found myself wrecked on the sca of matrimony." Moral.--A man may be carried away | by a wave and wrecked without going | near the water. | Wanted a Lower Key. | Spatts--My love, I wish you would alter the key of your voice. Mrs. Spatts--\What's the matter with 17 | 8patts--Oh, nothibg; only from the | ¢xpression. of Eliza Jane's face after | our recent fdrgument I'm certain it | fits every keyhole in the house, | Superstition. Parson (visiting prison)--Why are | you here, my misguided friend? Prisoner--['m the victim of the un- lucky No. 13. Parson--Indeed! How's that? , Prisoner--Twelve jurors and one judge. blamonds are worth $300,000,000 a | fon. Remember this and don't pay a eent more. | Tlie popuintion of Russia doubles | from natural increase once eVery sixty | yeurs, Take It Down. Progress hustles onward scorning; Signs and omens pass; Bay farewell to that dim "Please keep off the grass. ning: _ 2 | His Only Hopé. "fell me," sald the easy mark, "what sort of girl should I propose to?" "Oh," rejoined the fortune teller, | "one who is rich, of course--and fool | ish." | oy | The "B" In Debt. To be In debt no man has got A proper claim, not he; In fact, the word itself has not A proper claim to "b." Ld Something to Dramatize. "There's the most ignorant man 1 ever met. He thinks that Julius Caxcsar was emperor of Germany." "What a charming histories]! novel he could write!" After the Vacatfon. They're coming home from beached And mountain nooks so gay, All brown and tired and wishing That they hadn't gone away. -- Ie fe A Canine Vehicle. "It 18 not considered the right thing to ride to bounds in an automobile," sald Spyes. "Of course not," added Spokes. dogeart is the correct vehicle," "A [me Who Is full of rye, . Then a body wishes he ¥ Might pass a body by. it Was Oe a Beat? Hewlitt--1 pay big money for my clothes. Jewett--Perhaps you wouldn't have to pay so much for them if you paid for them. / A Dilemmn. The future is surcharged with grief, And hope has nigh forsook it, For if you pay the price for beef You can't buy coal to cook it. Neo Wonder. Dr. Seidlita--I think you're suffering from lung trouble. Patient--You're right. My daughter sings night and day. Life's Inequalities. The ways of fortune fret the soul Of him who has his bread in In 1910. "Did you telephone for a new stom- ach?" » "Yes. The doctor and two helpers wilF be Bere inside of an hour.' life and spirits of the elements. And relief and comfort to 1 in life as Dr. Pitcher's Backachd Kidney Tablets." They soothe alk irritation, tone up and invigorate the urinary organs, clear away have been so invigora 1 now remains no annoyance or inconvenience from the secretions. I wish you could sea suffered acutely from rheumatism in hig | 20,000 acrid and enraged demons will | dart from within the walls, overwhelut | rarely pursues her enemy. If flight be | impossible, absolute Immebility #toné | not?" he demanded. po od brin; There is no rem O86 adv sediment, take the ache and. pai out of the back and permit undis- turbed rest at night. ---- SPRIGHTLY AT 64. gid Boutin, Harrington Streets Fong By says: "I go had sd benefit from using Dr. Pitcher's that father. He is sixty-nine m; cars of age a before using Pitcher's Kidney Tablets and back. Now he is sprightly and nimble as a young man. He says never anythin before did him as much good as Pitcher's Tablets. I am confident that those wha ve failed heretofore to obtain any relief bad backs and sluggish kidneys will find themselves well rewarded by Dr. Pitcher's Backache Kidney Tablets] Dr. Pitcher's Backache Kidney Tab are 50c. a Box, at all druggists or by Tas Da. Zsa Prrcues Co., Tdronto, 9 The Wrath of the Heé. 2 At the end of winter ost Bives bare exhausted their stores and become dangerous. When this is the case, woe to him who touches the hives. Smoke has lost its spell, and you shall scarce have emitted the first puffs before your hands, blind your eyes and blaclk. eff your fope. No living being except] they say, the bear ard the sphinx atro- pos, can resist.the rage of the mal legions. Above all, do not struggle The fury would overtake the neigh v ing colonies, There Is no means of safety other than Instant flight through the bushes. The bee Is less rancorous; less tmplacable, than the wasp and might calin her or put her off the scent, She fears and attacks any too sudde: movement, but at once forgives tsi which no longer stirs. A Bafe Age. a The insuring of onc's Mfe Is one of those things which one I's most apt to put 6ff. There are few, however, who postpone what ought to be the inevitas bie until so Inte a period In life as did the tough old smack owner of Grimsby When he presented himself at thé surance office, he was naturally asked" his age. [lis reply was, "Ninety-four. "Why, my good man, we cannot n= sure you," said the company. "Why: "Why, you are ninety-four years of age." "What of that?" the old man cried. "Look =® statistics, and they will tel! you tha fewer men die at nlnety-four than 3 any other age."--Loundon Business lustrated. Thelr Branch of Service. 3 "To what branch of the military service do captains of Industry bes long?" asked the recognized yet sur- viving joker of the party. "1 give It up," replied ifs vietiny wearily. i "To the artillery, because they're, ail 'big guns' See? Ha, ba, bo, bol" ------ Cool Prees. | y 7 1t fs not shade alone that makes If cooler under a tree In the summer. Tha: coolness of the tree Itself helps, for its temperature is about 45 degrees F\ at all times, as that of the human bodd is a fraction more than 98 T a clump of C00 er. ------e-------- NMasping. Barber--How's the razor, sir? Customer--Didn't know I was bel shaved. , 4 pe _ Barber (flattered)--Very glad, I'm sure, sir, Customer--T thouplit I was belng sandpapered. Happily Married. soat "I hope you bave found happiness ff marriage, dear." RA "Oh, yes. | ean do lots of things I a girk" i dida't dare do when ¥ was Perseverance not ouly goes far fo insure success, but also obtains hon- ors for those who, although the 1 fortunate, bave been the gent