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5 RESTITUTION, Preacher Got the Henn and the | Was Revoked. Not long since a respectable colored | preacher, who was noted fer his abil ity to "cuss out" people from the pul- | pit. was hurling thunderbolts of in- tvective against his congregation be- cause of a great wave of lying and stealing that was sweeping over the city. Among other things, he said: "great clouds of smoke and vapor rose in the air, masses of lava and clay brick were seen in every direc In the arctic regions ther such burning cliff, wl seen was on fire for {we burning material wa of lignite, but is believed to be uo of several other combustible che substances, which had been set on fire when the waves reached them. burned to tion, chicking is a-gwinter burn fur it sho. 'A. G. Bunge, tI ologist, pure Yo' hyeah ine? De 'cree has gone | came sugar is lackir ime and iron. forth!" Now, lime and iron 'y to necess Next worning a colored man with the organism, It | to take the two fine hens came up to the preach- sugar in the form of legumes and &r's door. He said: fruits rich in hydrocarbons. And what "Parson, hyealh"s yo' chickins." is boney worth? Very little also. It "No, sah," sald the preacher, eying las the same inconveniences--it also the chickens closely, "dese ain't mab is wanting in lime and iron. chickins." It will be observed, however, that "I knows dey ain't perzactly yo'wn," if we consider all vantages explained the parishioner, "but dese is | which, according to t at- to tek de place of yo'wn. Yo' chickin8 tach to various foods, find ux et up 'fo' de 'cree went forth, an that it is almost {mj t any las' night atter I went to bed my con nourishment at all if we want to ad- shunce hut me so tell I had to git up rin an' go ovah to Marse Bob's house an' git two mo' chickins. Parson, do tek dese chicking, an" fur de Lawd's sake tek dat 'cree back too." Dur - own English Deer Hunting. The running of the deer begins in November, and it is said they often {ake as keen an interest in the hunt as Just our diet to sclentifie Literary Dig Dumas and His Porthos, , like nd of his reations all he loved Porthos best strong; vain hero wa beart. One afternoon, s80n found Dumas ce Among them great, r his own it is related, his eworn, wretched, a child their pursuers. The bounds are never overwhelmed. *W hat 1s happened allowed to kill them, and the sdme to you? Are you ill?" asked Dumas ones are often run for several succes. fils, "No," replied Dumas pere. "Well, sive years. Twenty-five of the heifers = ywhat is it, then?" "I am miserable." and does are selected for the season "Why ?" "This morning I killed Por- sport, and two are y run in a | thos--poor Porthos! Oh, what trouble week. The one chosen for the day is ' I have had to make up my mind to do drawn in ¢ ; two wheeled jt! But 'there must be an end to all covered th Yet when I saw 1 sink be The bac it is level with the g door is opened, the d bh the ruins, crying, 'It is too he; y fo I swear to you that cried." And he wiped away vy, too heav leer steps out, sniffs J a tear the alr, with his head up, and take with the sleeve of his dressing gown ping glance round before he is y like a shot He is g y flve Suspicious minutes' "law," while "Did Benny a n for hand last hounds and horses st: night, papa? . impatient to be off in uit "Yes, my daughter The old English st: it did you think of the come extinet, and fox the purpose of the 18 8 clous men, my ceeded them. So fleet are they that ' dear I like a x who looks you in the horses become jaded in their the eye forts to keep up with the Well, didn't Benny look you in the London Church Curiosities » was asking for In St. Dionis, in Fenchurch street, | 5 he had his eyes there are four mons SYI whicl « feet were at one time the only fc fire - brigade appliances London 1 eC ----C---- mo ec -- celebrated golden tombstone in St Katharine's, Regent's park FOR ON TA / 10'S well known. It is a toml 4 uli o rather, a small slab of pure Pde by an Alans Deo | Opportunity for Every Citizen to N artin ing Health and Happ Gywnn reposes in a vault in St. A in-the-I"ields, and a stil r When the fire died out, great | "No longer'n las' night ne one | hr 7 come an' stole de las' two chickins dat | Sugar and the Hygienists. / me an' mah ole 'oman had. 1 blleves Sugar is doubtles food. It is a | de thief is in dis house right now, an' 1 food of great ener 3ut we must hereby countersigns bim to evablastin' not abuse it, says tl vue en- punishment. De nigger dat stole dem tifique. Why? according to Good Enough For a Beast. A droll little story is told of Mr, W. il i sp small county on of which w He put up bis horse one the | ted con- { the noti Entertainment and Beast." When his luneb | ght, he looked dissatisfied | by saying, ar, but where the man?"-- ed the walter \inment for is the enter London its 1g Harder, sobbing in a what hash feel Some Auntie (finding corner)--Why, pened to m morning? Jackie Auntle picions fell on you, eh? Jackie--No, it was her per. wkie you M-ma m-issed some jelly. Ho, ho! I see. And her sus- slip- auntie; Too Valuable to Lose. "Reginald," she wealthy young dandy who had been paying his attentions to her, "I would like to ask you one very serious question." "What is it, replied. "Would you object to mary g mam- ma if I refused you? You , we real- ant to lose you.' said to a my dear?" he Tommy's Trade, Mother (who had been out for the \y)--Tommy, did you take that medi- » that I told vou to when I was away? Tommy--No, ma. Willle Jones came in, and he liked it so | exchanged It with him for a sour apple. Instead of being put to ordinary jail prisoners at Ho- tasks bart, " tence ardens. Join in the No Young ness to of persons are Ig that beneath the san still in existence the whip ping post. Beneath St. Etheldred church, in Ely place, Is t onl terranean place of w It is a completely « with sitting accommodations for people. St. Btheldreda's is the oldest Roman Catholic church in England. Our Cooks. "I believe," sald the young physi tian, "that bad cooks supply us with half our patients." "That's right," rejoined the old doc tor, "and good cooks supply us with the other half." Dolly's Explanation "Mother, what are twins?" asked little Bobbie. "1 know," chimed in Dolly. "Twins is two babies just the same age; thn babies is triplets, four juadrupeds, und five is centipeds." | Hix Peripatetic Lunch. Waitress (at quick lunch stand)--Do You want to eat th andwlich here or take it with you? Gentleman -- Both The Postmaster Was Cautions I was expecting a letter at a Dakota n a farmer put earth he ex postoftice, and when I went to inquire m I for it 1 found the postmaster to be ant. He in doubtful of my identity nt » you're' the man?' he asked. aot course." = ¢ "Willing to make affidavit to it? ' "lI am." W | k ! n | "Not after any one else's letters?' . { #3 0, sir." } "Willing to swear and sign your it be name?" "I told you 1 was." "Where would the letter be from?" * he continued. "Boston, perhaps." And written to you?" "Certainly. You seem to be over- wir particular here." "Yes, mebbe I am, but being as no- body here has got a letter for the last month and being as there is none for you and not likely to be I thought I wouldn't take any desperate neces, you know." Vindlention, compelled to ask Never Needed "You were never 1s who for a vindication?" grow "A vindieation?"" echoed Senator Sor- | ing Dominion t ot for x ghum scornfully. "I should say not. | this noble institution, mi ght have filled an early at's where your to bring you pleas it any gon rave, dollar can find a e and profit as to the | 1 s at work | bour, but in no | is it put to | Hospital for My motto is. 'Don't get caught in the i first first place." --W ashington Star. Monkey Policemen. + In Hindustan monkeys are made use- | ful, and they do police duty after a fashion and often really assist the po- Jice in quelling disturbances or sup- pressing riots. Sometimes these four handed policemen act as protectors to The weak and helpless, as this incident will show: At Agra on the platform of a public Warehouse a little street arab had #pread bis rug in the shade of a stack of country produce and had just dropped asleep when one of the 'wealthy residents strolled up with a pet leopard that had learned to accoin- pany him in all his rambles. { A troop of monkeys had taken post on the opposite side of the shed, but at sight of the spotted intruder the whole gang charged along the platform and, inst forming a semicircle about sleeper, faced the leopard with manes, evidently resolved to eat the suspected purpose of his | at work from | ed at the Ros body building of the work partment 'n are of children de of Toronto. You see "before" entering the e the condifion ent. The par en could not afford to pay for tre t. Do you know of any child so & ated? Then have nim sent to the Hospital. in the Or The feet sl who II the ped those ents of these chilc | BETORE, The Hospital for Sick Children de- ahs solely upon the generosity of AFTER. At Ballybunniou, on the of Le, waves which urge shores'one day broke deposit of iron pyrites and the people of Ontario. It regnires $85,000 a year. for its maintenance, and it stands to-day as a monument to the big hearts of Oncario people. Lo- cated though it is in Toronto, it is not a city institution; it is provincial. The child in the farthermost regions of Oatario has the same rights and privileges as one that may live next x door to the Hospital The Ontario child is on a level with the Toronto child. Neither has an advantage sad a patlent per d The Ontario $7,000 ¢ e Hospital ent contribute seventeen cents per for there are alway BRF( ired and twenty children under This amount from yvernment is all expended on m tenance Then the corporation of the city of Toronto gives $%,600, or seven teen cents per patient per d remembe not for Toronto Tt but for every child no matter what point he may come. And in on to this Toronto cit 00 for the maintenance nts. | gain remembdi™a all these gifts from Toronto are devoted to the main- tenance of patients from all over On- tarlo as well as the city it and | the children that seek from | places outside are very numerous, and it ought to be as great a privilege and pleasure for the generous citizens of the province to contribute to the main- tenance of this Hospital as it is for the people of Toronto. Ten years ago the Hospital was en- cumbered with a mortgage. Year by year the sage has been reduced, and it is no The Hoey ad s donate of all | proceed in per- on, Money is it, and this appeal BEFORE. AFTER, is made for that purpose, Hespital t cannot be conducted without vr. To keep the machinery mov- dollars and cents of the people Nurses, do- mestics and officials have to live. Their wages must be paid. True, it is, that some have to pay-- ves, all who can afford it are expected to pay--but those who cannot pay and can produce the certificate of a clergy- man or known ratepayer of the pro- vince to the effect that they are too poor to pay, can have maintenance and treatment free of charge. This year an effort is being made to clear away a bank overdraft created by cost of maintenance. Every dollar sent us helps to lighten the load that is belng carried. Let everyone who can spare a dollar ing the of Ontario are needed forward it as quick as the good thought strikes them, to Douglas Davidson, Secretary of the Hospital for Sick Children, or to J. Ross Rohert- son, Chairman of the Trust, Oeliese are employed in the lo- so bad this fl frauds and im. ME XTHOD TR witl © treat and ci and Bladder go cere Co y List for Home Treatment, DRS. KENNEDY & KERGAN Cc ESE RE Re ER | WE TRADE MARKS DesiGNS Here lies a maker of mirrors; : COPYRIGHTS dc. His loss, how we Seplore it! ergau took my case. In one week I felt better, and ina 'was entirely cured, They are the only reliable and inlists in the conntry." --We guarantee t) cure yor or n6 pay. You rum no fe have a reputation and business at atake, Beware of will pay $1,000 for any case we take that our NEW cur us Debliity, Varlcoeete, Stricture, Weak Parts, tation free. Books free. Callor write for Question Kidney §& YIURE {. FAIRBANK ITTATY ATM 1H, H JH Lil] AL it Iso the rohber that steals from many N man the nity to become A EIT TOO EARLY } 8 EX tT AJ FU to plan for something good in advertising for fall and winter business. G 10 HAVE=: a large § Circular, and itis vays be ter to be ns late street, Toronto. the name that guarantees the best stock. FORTY-FIVE YEARS is d. We want a few more wide- ravelers at once. Salary or com- Write us if you want work. ASE BROTHERS COMPANY, Nurserymen, Colborne, Ont. Anyone sending a sketch end descr] may He spent his days behind the glass, quickly Sou taint our opinion free wl er aa 'While you spend yours before it. tions trl 7 Soni dent . Handbook on Patenta i { : Parents ia Laken r throu Mums Soave Couldn't Ans PE "And she didn't get nad when her husband called her a fool?" "No. Bhe married him, you know." . ka a Futility, i es You may break, you may shatter, The last testament and will, But the large end of the matter 1; Goes to pay the legal bill. Pr "Scientific Americas. A han deoigely illustrated Sook I= tion any scientific fournal. WU NN months, $1. Sold by all on MUNN £& Co as : 65 ¥ Bt. Washington D A Feminine Dig. "Mrs. Sniffy is awfully uppish, isn't she?" PROMPT Lv SECURED) a LY " Wilke Tor our niereating books Invent: Yes --made upplsh or's Help' an ' How you are swinuled." Send usa rough sketch cr model of your in- - yention orimprovement and wt will 'tell you, Two Birds. free our opinion as to whether it is probably, patentable. Rejected applications hive often i successfully prosecuted by us. We conduct fully equipped offices in Montreal and Washington ; thinqunlifies us to prompt ty dispatch work and quickly s-cure Patents, as brood asthe invention. Highest references, furnished. i Riniite procured through Marion & Ma- on recelye speclal notice without charge in over 100 newspapers distributed throughout "Yes, he was lynched on his birth- the D minion * : . day." Specialty :--Patent business of Mauufac- ¥ " turers RN Engtos i. "What a coincidence!" MARION & MARION Laid es Experts and Soiicitors. fore: { Nim New York Life Bla" ot] A little bird sat on a limb, And he was violently singing; There was another little bird » That wasn't doing anythinging. At the Crossroads. . The Parlor Match. Referring to the parlor match, The wisest thing, no doubt, That may be done with it will be To merely put it out. Atlantic Blig, Washi nirtor: aC. | Waited Twenty Years For a Solution. A bit of pure and harmless mischief at recitation at Yale was the device of a member of the class of '72, who In- troduced at recitation a turtle covered by a newspaper paster on the shell The tutor had too much pride to come down from his perch and solve the | mystery of the newspaper movement, | t twenty years after, meeting a | member of the class, his first and ab- | rupt question was, "Mr. WW, what | made that paper move?" Central Livery... saoxson L ines and Ineplements mavufactured by the PORT P RRY Licensed Anctioneer, Valuator, &c ' Rt, MUA EANILTY MTG 00 FOR THE COUNTY OF ONTARIO AND TOWNSHII | | EARTILY thanking the public | oF CARTWRIGHT. 3 ' | liberal patr e received \ FISHES at this the commencement e OF PETERBORO: i nany years I have kept a Livery Establ | another Auction Sale Season to re | Binders, Reapers, Crown Mower, Daisy ment in Port Perry, I have mucl ure in | turn thanks to his numerous patrons for Tiger Hay Rake, Two Furrow announcing that I have removed | past favors. Iu requesting their esteemed | Plow. Three Furrow G fang, Comhinia- ) : |and contiuued patronage he desires to| tion Plows, Champion Plows, S; T. M Y | I \ IR \ | state that no efort or pains will be spared Cultivator, 8. T.. Harrow, Lend A id 4 {on his part to make all sales entrusted te Roller | Frame Spring Tooth to my former place of business [ him successes. His very extensive practice Cultivator, Binder Trucks, &o. | - the past should by ent recom - IW ater § Biro. eb | mendations to his ability. All Sale alo the following, the munufacture of | into his charge will be attended to y [ which Iam about to extend. in | with promptucss and dispatch. Sale list | JOHN ABRIL, Toronto. | er faci tha ic may be | made out aud blank notes supplied free : x | bett 1 ted v and n application Threshing outfits, Traction | Parties wishing to engage his services| = Jngines and Machives, Victor Clover ~ Cc cr eer pen | muy consult hie SALE Raiser either at| _ Huller, Portable Triumph Engine, | RIGS AT MODERATE CHARGES [the Observer or Staudard Offioes, Port] Iam preparedto supply everything the | A VANSICKLER. dates claimed for Sales, nc | farmer requires in way of Machines, Imple- | I P J 21,1 ( 1gements, or write to his address ments, Repairs &c rt Pe une 21, 1900 | sad). soleil : : | ery | CHARGES MODERN STR Z A call solicited. One door West of | hos 3 IeDonald's Hotel GEO. JACKSON, R. KE. BRYANT. p ov. 1, 1901. Port Perry P. 0 :. RK. BRYANT . Sunderland, April 8, 1893 { - rs - ee { We / TT | fo 2 Wy Sealed Tenders « tomiire | AINT IN{ FORTY PEREY, ONT. ten, EVERY THURSDAY MORNING | [24 87 EaLED TENDERS will be ~ alsomining, Ci received by the undersigned for | | Ba the purchase of all or any of the \ . D orsigne S v H. PARSONS VHE undersigned would take this oppor | parcels Farm Properties -- belong | | tunity of thanking his numerous pat | - | rons for their liberal and still increasing | patronage duving the timo he has carried ou il the busiuess of PAINTING in Port Perry, and would state thut he is | better prepared than ever to execute all | orders for I: Painting, Kalsomining and Paper Hanging Parties outrnsting their work to me may will be tuken ou Business Card Receip Books, | a LIBERAL discount allowed te Me sand other | rely or having it neatly and promptly exe | who advertise by Lh year or half 3 | cated, My charges are moderate, | TITESE terms will cases be strictly adhered to | 1 am also prepared to supply Paints, &e,, | | when contracting. | ™ | A continuance of public patronage oli | JOB DEPARTMENT. | cited. | mphlet Hund Bills, Posters, f WM. TREMEER. dort Pared. 3 n Didi i elh cneen | Fort Perry, Mar. 23, 1593, { r Heads, Wedding Invitations, | ET LOTT Cirelars, Assembly Cards, JOHN NOTT, UNDERTAKER, and Funeral Director, Agricultural Machmes IMPLEMENTS IE returning thanks to the public fortae . patronage extended to me for over 36 * years, I would respectfully intimate that am, as usual, now ready for busincss, and bave a Large & Assorted Stock OF DOUBLE AND SINGLE HARNESS which I am determined to sell very CHEAP, As an inducetient to Casu purchasers -b Diseouad of 10 por conde will be allowed on all Sales from now unti Jan. lst next. All work being 8 MADE BY HAND-&3) and nc factory work kept in stock, the super ority of my goods will at ence become appa' ent. ntending purchasers will find that by giving we a call before looking elsewhere the yean be suited in quality and price, my long experience in the trade being an indis putavle guarantee that perfect satisfaction will be given by auy article purchased. Everthing in my live of busincss kep constantly on hand and repairs 'neatly a promptly attended to JOHN ROLPH. 1892. 33 AR be Port Perry, Dee ee AND OY Sn SUNDERLAND ITHE tndersighed: keeps on and ahd fox sales the following Agricnltural Mach - ing to Mr. John Adams, advertised to be sold by auction on. the 231c November, and withdrawn at the sale. J. A. McGILLIVRAY, y Temple Building, Toronto. Nov. 30, 1899. MONEY TO LOAN, We have funds from private partie ag i PEK CENT. hanical, or busses of any kind, please send us p d description Of sane 5 Fire und Life Insurance «flected, and a gewernl fo aud brokerage business transacted ND 28 Victoria Street Tovoxte, - The Port (nits of our Presidents With Biographical Sketches BY General Charles H. Grosvenor, NEAKLY 20 YEARS MEMBER oF CoxGRYSS F Contains twenty four large Photo-gravure Etchings trom the painting indorsed by the fumilies and near hem H. PARSONS. | ESL PROPERTY, GEO. GARDNER | iy TISHES to inform the public of Po: / Perry and surrounding country, tha IN PORT PERRY [after four years experiencw in prosccutir 2 his business in some of the largest cities ¢ En S A T.FH3 I [the United States, he is better prepared | ; than ever to execute any of the following | FYYHE undersigned offers for sale at a branches of his trade :--Stowe y | i bargain his tine property on Lorne | Bricklaying inal its branches: Plain and Street, Dory Pes s, cousisting of a commo- | Ornamental Plastering Also Artificial } io Dwel ir s, containing six rooms, | Stone Walks, that will remain permanent [ all ae ihre closets ; there is a good stone | avd will endure any weather. Concrete cellar miler the main part and foundation Cisterns without any wood in their con ubdor i witchen, ail in a good state of Struction to decay or give out. If you are in need of any of the above, come to me and obtain prices, All material required in my | | a large number of choice, thriv- line will Ye Kept constantly on hand, and li Chetry ad Plom-- for sale after the first of next April, nnd other smal | i a in pe red Rive" TNS on the | Port ARUNER. premises & good bricked Well und Cistern aud convenient Stable. Lotx 108, 109, 110 on Ella Strect--all | ready for crop. For particulars apply n. | repuie. There ure three lots which bave | been converted tuto a splendid Garden, in which are ing froit trees -- Apple, Vines, Berry hush erry, Jan. 3, 1594, \ ANTED -- TRUSTWORTHY ANE active gentlemen or Indios to tarvel for reapenshle, established house in Ontario lonthiv 65,00 and expenses, Position teady Roeference, Enclosescif-uddressed or accepiatis ties tim ped envelope. The Dominion Com State if patented. | 'Y THE PATERT RECORD, Baltimore, Ma. By ubscription price of the Patent Recorp $1.00 P per annum. Samples free. GARDNER, | Jan 22, 185 Port Perry, | Dept. Y Chicago rn Seen POOOQ | YPARLY toChriction man or woman totookafter onr grow. ing business in this and adjoining Counties to act as Manager and Correspondent ; work i can be done at your hone Enclose self addressed, stamped envelope for particulars { to A. AN. MAN, Gener) Mann or, posite "Cnited_Siatey i v's a strong Statement but a straight fact, when we say that the greatest help to the live grocer | and general storekeeper in Canada is Ji "The Canadian Grocer." | __ rive ormnie rest Th Light of {he World some valuable information. Spend a cent for a post card and send for a sample copy and be convinced. wns YE rs pn Our Saviour In Art The MacLean Pub. Co., Limited] ....cary £100,000 to public Nearly 100 cupert TORONTY. MONTREAL. Tar Ta Jor ry Sahn ful it sells itself, Presses rundivg dey and night th fll orders. 12 carlosds of yaper for last edition. Mrs. Waite, in Massachusetts has sold over #5000 Lost of books, -- Kirst experience. Mrs. Sackett of New York has sold over 2,000 wrth of hooks. -- First experience. Mr. Holwell tock 14 orders the | first two day Mrs. Lemwell tock $1 orders the first oh Christian man or woman can wake in this county quick. Territory is going repidly, Write quick for terms. Fa NANT NON ARAN AN AN YEARLY to Christian man: £590 LOT Woman to loc after our LL lusiness in this aod adjoining « Conuties; to act as Manager and Corres: Frondeny; 3 work cwn be done at your' home. Enclose self-addressed stamped % anted.-- State Manager to have' charge of cotfes- Peuvelope for particulars to H. A. Sher- Pottery and all the agents, man, General Manager, Corcoran Build-} ress ing, apposiie United States Treasury THE BRITISH-AMERICAN 00, Washington, D. €. CorcorAN BUILDING, ALS NAST ALRD WD Washington, | MeKin | nan or woman of good social standing can make a | little fortune in this territory | rapidly. Presses running day and night to fill | orders. Wanted State Manager to look after correspond. ence and ay being far too small to business 1 have leased for a term relatives of the Frc Printed on heavy plate per embossed, A very large book ; title page de gned by Tiffany. Biographical sketches printed in latge. open type in two colors The greatest work of the 20th Century. So beautifulthat when President saw it he subscribed immediately. One 600 copies in a small territory in Pens A niillion coples will be sold quick. Fog + year. Tligh class ff sent sel peylvania. unes will be niade this Innuguial Territory is going sents. Address to-day THE CONTINENTAL PRESRS, Corcoran Bripise Washington, D, C, itr --= LIVERY RENOTAL { INDING my Livery accomni dation on Perry St. curtailed, it] | meet the rd quirements of my rapidly increasing tuken possession of t Livery Offices an Stahl Queen Street entrance adjoining the Canadiang Bank ol Commerce property-- wh I will constantly keep for hire. complete variety of reliable rigs moderate Charges. Constant tendance night and day, so partie may rely on having their requ ments met at all times. - Patornage respectfully solicit: Conveyance to all trains. : * WM. JAMIESON .| Port Perry Sept. 26, 1gco. yrars and commodious