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OF 'CANADA NEAD OFFICE . = TORONTO Cm @ STANDARD BANK : Mossy Orders and Drafts are ht J letiers and good wishes Th RE issued by this Bank payable in wor dw | SSSR perso the world: rz PORT PERRY BRANCH Tt will be séen that the donations: amounted to MORE THAN HUTCRESON 'DOUBLE the sum asked for--a thing almost unprecented. - The W. P. po "A. wish to assure the contributors that every penny so freely given will be spent in buying wool for socks.s : : Es "As an illustration of the spirit in which the app:al was answered FIRE INSURANCE the following letters are ended: | ¥ re w. - arrish wii of Wa vs rand Medios Committee: Stock Insurance, Motor Insurance, Life Insurance Ya 2 y Accident Insurance, Plate Glass Insurance "My wife will nip socks tothe value of amount of subscription if ; HAROLD W. EMMERSON supplied with yarn." x . Ae ; (Office One House North of the Catholic Church) "As tis socks, socks, socks, so greatly needed af the front, PORT PERRY, ONTARIO Phone 181 1 am sending you a William without a single grunt, : But if after counting up, you should find you lack a wee," . Then call upon old Andy, yours forever most sincerely." A Khaiserless Day : THE LIST OF CONTRIBUTORS Yrving MalW [ian ond The following verses were sent to us from Orlando, Florida, by ; ; : . G. Waddell, who is enjoying the coldless days of the South. : "81 o ch Mio Hu h "Meatless and 'wheatless" groaned Johnny MacKay, 2 ! » shi Mr'and Mrs Geo. - 1 don't cast a shadow when I 0 away; 1 00 Jefirey, Mr S The girls will be kissless 1f this thing keeps up, 2 00 Jeffrey, Mr John, Prince Albert... Qur rooster is crowless and barkless the pup, 2 00 Jeffrey, Mr and Mrs Cyril Our Sundays are pieless and doughnutless too, 100 My trousers are seatless and that's why I blue, "10 00 Kellett, Mr Chas Dad says; we are winning the war by the way, 3 100 e But the thing we need most is a Kaiserless day, 1 went to the shop for a roast and they said: 3 00 Leonard, Mr Wm, and Mother That Tuesdays are meatless, I nearly fell dead, Linke, Mrs And then to the bakery kept by old Hucks { 00 Lucas, Mr James He told me that Wednesdays are wheatless, O chucks! ! 200 Lucas, Mrs Hugh To, the restaurant next I weanded my way 2 00 Lundy, Dr and Mrs And the waitress she said it was a chickenless day; My stomach and 1 were then left in the lurch, And 1 sat on the steps of a preacherless church, I tell you good people I feel pretty tough Of things that are eatless one can't get enough; I went to a party with Flossie Mac Brime, We lunched on icicles and had a good time, Till the waiter came in and extinguished the lights, And then we went home through a moonlightless night; I'll surely get down on my hunkers and pray For the good Lord to send us a Kaiserlrss day. McFarlane, Mrs Jas McMillan, Mrs Geo... ., Mec Millan, Mrs John 1 00 McMullen Mrs Marguerite ... 2 00 | McBride, Mr and Mrs i --n--AUN-----=NNN 3888888888888 = 1 raided the larder, 'twas just before noon And all that I found was a sugarless spoon; Dad winks and remarks as he studies the map There soon will be whiskyless whisky on tap; Herb Hoover 1s getting his work in 1 see, And surely is making a martyer of me; I'll endorse him 'all right' although hungry I stay, If he will just give us a Kaiserless day. ! Malcolm, Eunice M........ du Medd, Mr Jas. .. Miller Mrs Joel Moule, Mrs R Murray, Mrs Robt I've tucked in my belt and my waistband is small, I'd like to eat Kaiser Bill tronsers and all, If it wasn't for him I'd be rotund and gay-- The pride of the restaurant over the way; Go over the top is the slogan I shout, Go after the Boches und elear them all out, And when it is done we'll be happy and gay, And the world will rejoice in a Kaiserless day. DISTRICT NEWS A Bowmanville farmer has been charged with arson. Who can blame him 1a times like these? What greater luxury than a fire ? Lieut. Allister McGillivray, son of Judge Theodore and Mrs McGil- livray, Whitby, was accidentally killed at Salisbury, England. He joined the Royal Flying Corps iast summer. 'An attempt is being made to have the Toronto Eastern Railway incorporated with the G.T.R. 1f that road is nationalized. Whitby Organization of Resources Committee will advocate early closing so that citizens may assist in food production. Claremont Presbyterian and Methodist congregations are holding union services for two Sundays. Mts. John Boyes, of Picketing, fell on the ice and as a result her thich was broken. J.C. McCully, of Blackwater, has been appointed Chief County Constable for the County of Ontario, by Judge McGillivray. Pte. Bert Harsell has returned to his home in Uxbridge after spend. ing three and a half years at the front, during which time he was both gassed and wounded. According to the Uxbndge Journal over ten thousand books were issued by the local Public Library last year. Seagrave young people are putting on "The Hand of the Law,' in. . "aid of Red Cross work. The play will be put on in geagrave Church. on Friday evening March 8; Pleasant Point Orchestra will be present. A good peach crop is predicted. SAME AS THE REST. A tourist was travelling in a mountain- ous district, He and his guide had been doing some steady climbing, i the tourist inquired the 'height of the mountairf up which they were toiling. "Ten thonsand fee," was the | de's reply. Ply I beard it was 'only " said the tourist. = was last year, everything' going up. now," was the retort. 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