AN OLD ONE BUT SOUND | It is told of Mark Twain that when, in his early days, he was the editor of a Missouri paper, a superstitious subscriber wrote to him saying that he had found a spider in his paper and asked whether that was a sign of good luck or bad. The editor- humorist wrote the subscriber and also printed the reply in his paper. The letter read: "Old Subscriber: | Finding a spider in your paper was neither good nor bad luck for you. The spider merely was looking over our paper to see which merchant is not advertising so. he can go to that store, spin his web over the door, and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever STeTwalle » # --The Washington Newapaper. fa ten, of Tottenham, and beloved hus- 'band of Violet Roberts. Dr. Totten was a resident of Port Perry for a few years. INE FIEC.S OFFICERS FOR 1931 The annual election of officers of Old England Lodge No. 9, Sons of England, was held on Tuesday night, and resulted as follows: President--A. Wilkinson V. President--F. Hughes Chaplain--T, J. Widden Secretary--Wm. Ettey Treasurer--Geo. R. Davey 1st. Com.--C. Stabback 2nd Com.--L. Bond" 3rd Com.--Chas. Taylor 4th Com.--T. Asher "There is No Teacher Like Experience." Remember this when you need lumber, The cheapest price is generally the most expensive in the end. For dollar for dollar value, and absolutely dependable ser- vice we challenge all competi- tion. ------ 3 Another opportunity for you to share of the many savings during 'This PRICE CRASH SALE 1] SAFETY'S TEN COMMANDS fain I. G.--T. Blight Ontario Safety League Issues Ten 13 P. P.--B. Smith Tablets of Advice. Wah % ¥ Trustees--T. J. Widden, A. W. Allin | First: Thou shalt have no other he COATINGS BATH MATS 654 inch wide Coating and Heavy Serge. A snap at per yard 29c, Bath Mats of extra heavy quality traveller's samples. All good shades. Reg. $2.25 Sale price. $1.98. CHILDREN'S SLEEPERS and, pyjamas made of good quality Flanelette, well made. Only a few left to clear at 89c. Auditors--W. Davey, Jos. Baird, ~~ Marshell--A. W. Allin Sup. Lodge Delegate--T. Blight. Installation of officers will be held on Tuesday evening, December 16th, when D.D.S.P. John Noble, of W hitby, will officiate, thought but thy work. "Second: Thou shalt take no un- necessary risks, nor try to show off, nor play practical jokes, for by: this carelessness thou mayest do injury which will have effect upto the third and fourth generations to follow. Third: Thou shalt not swear nor Port Perry 183 Oshawa Lumber Co. LIMITED At Swan Brother ; lose thy temper when things do not ai 5 yan Yothe 2 Port Perry 5 HN y i Dr. F. E. Luke, Optometrist, 167 i | go just right. i \ B U Y N O WwW A N D S A V E Yonge St, Toronto's eyesight Fourth: Remember thou art not 4 : - specialist, may he . consulted the only one on he job and Bhat lives Eighth: Thou shalt- not let the| floor, nor scatter = oil around the E PRICES ARE IN YOUR FAVOR about your eyes for glasses at of others are just as important as i \ . 3 Lawrende's drug store, Port thine own. sleeves of thy shirt hang loose, nor | bearings, as a dirty worker is a 5 Perry, Thursday, December 18. Fifth: Honor thy job and thyself the flaps of thy coat to be unbut-| clumsy worker, and a clumsy worker Xx F. E LUKE, Opt D that thy days may be long in em- : : 3. eight th is a menace to his fellow workers. H 2 Pp hy lo + » : oned, as ley may ge cd Te ¥ Tho 8 « : : CORSELETTE SPECIAL HOSE W. E. LUKE, R. 0. r i Thou "shalt not clean ma- | machinery and thereby do great bod- Ww : I bi ' i ~ hominy Y ET ; . ; MITTS Optometrists chinery when it is in motion. ily harm. ! ) Sh y ¢ Corselettes of good quality J Ladies' Silk and wool Hose. 163-167 Yonge St. Toronto Seventh: Thou shalt not watch thy, 4 { Por the belts, vior the eables, nor the silk stripe coutil. Swani- Best quality, 89c. pair Women's and children's all ELgin 4820 Opp. Simpsons | | neighbor's work, but attend to thine | Ninth: Thou shalt not throw engines, nor anything eise thou art silk top. Regular $1.25. ? 4 : wool mitts to clear at 39¢ {A own. | matches nor greasy waste on the} told is dangerous. Sale price 98c. Ladies fine wool hose 75c. : BLA Le reesei ame AA = - 3 eis verything in Radio | BOYS' HEAVY ALL WOOL HOSE, PENMAN'S NO. 71 SHIRTS AND § Black, Heather, and sand, pair 69c. DRAWERS 79¢. GARMENT Raat BOYS' HEAVY MACKINAW SOX TURNBULL'S ALL WOOL SHIRTS AND er Regular 85c for 39c. DRAWERS, $1.98 GARMENT ear ai e < 1c fm ii a MEN'S HEAVY MACKINAW SOX STANFIELD'S BLUE LABEL x Regular $1.75 for $1.00 _ UNDERWEAR, $2.79 'Seagrave Garage SUTCLIFFE & SONS Bell Phone 92r 5 All Makes of Cars MRS. JOHN TUMMONDS On Wednesday, November 26, 1930, quite suddenly, Mrs. John Tummonds died at her home on the 7th concession of Reach Township. For fifty-one years this lady had home of Mr. H. R. Murphy, on Satur- day last. Mr, and Mrs. Wm. Martyn were in Toronto recently attending the funeral of Mr. Martyn's uncle Mr. Co LORFUL TONE O create the marvelous 1931 Majestic Radio over a MBllion dollars was spent in engineering development work and research. Every part of the new Super-Screen Grid James McCullough, who died very Chassis and Super-Colortura Dynamic Speaker Repaired ministered to the need and comfort suddenly at his home on Hillsdale has been studied . .. analysed . . . measured for i of this home, and her sudden passing | Ave, Toronto. Mr. McCullough was tone and for power. Every Cabinet has been Radio and Car Batteries | brought genuine sorrow to those Who fo: many years a suceessful farmer built to be ac oustically correct. " Re-Charged knew her ove and the cheer of her| .f this community, and was a member Sit 1 he fi I Id Wi ; r bright smile { the T. hip Council and f it by the fire these colc inter evenings and .for Sale f y . 0 e Township Council and one o y Repaired, During the funeral service, which our church officers. and enjoy Majestic's COLORFUL tone. Tap Oxy-Acetylene Welding oe Sndueted By Bev. Jus. Dey: Mr. Siebloch has disposed of his your toes to the flashing shyt of the latest , 5 i {farm to Mr. Arthur Savage of Port Broadway dance "hit"... drink in the flood- ; A SPECIALTY long life of service. All who koew) piv, he having, we understand tid § . f nodern fifty. viece Mrs. Tummonds appreciated her | bought a much larger farm in Cart- ide of music from a moder I CAS and OIL bright, lovable character, wright Township, e orchestra... thrill to that greatest of all iv. stru- D id ae 1e human voice. TIRES and TUBES Me arose aiden Tae, wes Messrs. John Jeffrey and Ross ments, the huma : Lambton County, seventy-nine years Murphy attended the Royal Winter - You don't have to be a millionaire torown a a a | ago. She came to Reach Township | 2ir last week. / new "million-dollar Majestic. Majestic de.lers Ch b fifty-one years ago, when she married | Mr. John Campbell, of Toronto, who offer liberal terms. See or "phone the sore or Clarence ambers the late John Tummonds. Four Be Bie brother Ms. av stores listed below for a demonstration . . . children were born to Mr. and Mrs. | Morley Ca ell, For erry, has Proprietor Tummonds, William, Allie (deceased), | been calling on his uncle Dr. Camp- tonight. CHRISTMAS CARDS We have never had a finer selection of Personal Greeting Cards. It will be a delight to yo see them. This ca can be done by calling the United Church, and in former at 7.30. "A bazaar will be held and 'that will make nice Christmas gifts, Earl, and Sam, with whom Mrs. Tum- monds made her home. Mrs. T ds was a ber of years was an active member of thé Ladies' Aid. The sympathy of the community is extended to the bereaved family. fa EN SHIRLEY WOMEN'S INSTITUTE The Shirley Women's Institute will meet at the home of Mrs. Wm. Lamb, on Wednesd g, D ber 10, many useful articles will be for sale to] Everybody welcome. EEN Prince Albert bell, and his sister Mrs. Greaves. Mr. Campbell was brought up in this village and for many years worked with Mr. George Patterson at the painting business before going to To- ronto. Our Sunday School entertainment will be held on Friday evening, Dec. 19th. A Christmas cantata is being prepared. EC MRS. NORAH MARSH McLEAN There died recently at Bay City, Mich,, Mrs. Norah Marsh McLean, widow of the late James McLean, of | Port Hope. Mrs, McLean was form- erly of Reach Township. : Op ---- NOTICE I wish to announce that I am open ROGERS-MAJESTIC CORPORATION LIMITED TORONTO MONTREAL WINNIPEG BAINT JOHN LK i i i "i Wajeaslic Hajestic 4 MAJESTIC MODEL 132 MAJESTIC MODEL 233 Miss Fannie Hiscox has gone. to for all kinds of trucking--Live stock MAJESTIC MODEL 131----$245 COMPLETE WITH TUBES fom! white He Pond Bosra simon 1415 : at the office; if Ti Toronto to spend the winter with her | ® SPecialty. Stock from our yards at Re, Ke Wel 130 Ll ¥ ' live in town, ; phon us at 50, an they will be submitted for your inspection at your own home - if you so wish. PORT PERRY STAR © 7 + Bell Phone 50 "family, of Enniskillen, visited at the 1 a sister Mrs. Ball. Mr. George Jeffrey, Miss Ida Jeffrey and Mrs. Cook, of Brooklin, and Mesdames Philp and Ross, of Utica, called on Mr. Bond and Mrs, Rawlin- son, last week. Mr. and Mrs. R. Heayn and Mr. Chas. Heayn visited with Mr. Earl Heayn, on Scugog, over.the week end. Miss Erma Porteous is the guest of her aunt Mrs. Ferguson, of Epsom. Mr. and Mrs. Lorne Simpson and Greenbank, will be taken to Toronto for-40c. per hundred pounds. On full two ton loads there will be no col- lection charge. Smaller loads, a col- lection fee of 10¢ per hundred pounds. Hoping to give satisfaction to all. JIM IANSON, GREENBANK Phone 108 r 2-1 mt eee @ 'DR. EDGAR: A. TOTTEN DIES - At the Western Hospital, Toronto, on Monday, December 1, 1930, Edgar Alexander Totten, D.D.S., son of the late Rev.' JW. Totten and Mrs. Tot- Come in and see us today and--make this a Majestic Christmas in your home / COMPLETE WITH TUBES COMPLETE WITH TUZES BEARE BROS., Dealers, PORT PERRY. "After we Sell, we Serve"