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4 > | everything to gain! of the newly renovated we've got going. I'm holding up Hey, look at those goodHookin' Dougs (dudes?). ane Doug Dempsey Sports and | were having a little fun with the giveaways Mr. Bras) ide Us Hi S00, SAR SH SO Uk, Yu YEU (a wih + WITH DOUG OLLIFFE those season opener Blue Jay tickets that will be. presented this Friday to some lucky win- ner. There's still some time left to get those entries In! So get going now, there's nothing to -lose and Singing proud The Yelverton Church Hall echoed with some heartwarming songs, Saturday night when Sebright Sings Out presented Ci Rising', a farm iife. Above, Bonnie Lo 'Maybe We Were Wrong'. P ng as Sarah MacGregor sings lay a April Fool's Day headlines: 10. SCUGOG'S FIRST ROBIN A FAKE! Youngster confesses, "I painted a star- 9. RECESSION'S OVER! Happy days are here again. 8. BLUE JAYS TO PLAY EXHIBITION .GAME IN NESTLETON! "Dome won't be ready," warn residents. 7. ELVIS SPOTTED AT MOJACK GAME. Pierre Leduc says, "I knew it was him, he was eating a jelly dow " '6A. BRIAN MULRONEY RESIGNS! "You peoples is nuts!" exclaims ex-P.M. 5. BOB RAE RESIGNS! "It's no fun without Brian," sez Bob. 4. ALIENS CAUGHT BOWLING ON CAUSEWAY. Used humans for pins! 3. LOCAL WOMAN RAISES TALKING PETU- NIAS. "I'm mad! You should see my phone bills!" 2. NHL - STRIKES, ENTIRE MOJACK TEAM TO PLAY FOR LEAFS. "I GOES DAILY! 35, 000 PRESS RUN! New Buffalo and North Fole! "=-Bargoons in Brief (not briefs) -- * Wow, lots and lots of Bargoons this week. Let's get busy! Scugog Arena has 50% office times. See the ad on page 23. Ri irene , less than hall price. Picture Pertect has hal pia of on VGA deaning. Seo he ad on } page 11. . Country Style has 50% more coffee for the same price. See ad, page 4. Meating Place has a big deal dinner. See ad, page 9. Casia Palace has an all you can eat brunch, see ad, page 11. Vikage Decor has good carpet remnant deals, see ad page 14. ret orstats nag Some fol deals on great clothing are acces sories. See the ad on page 5. I'd just lke to say welcome fo our new advertisers: Port Penry Optical ~ =p 37 SEE (get 7) Brock ad Wordy Reville for a new LOOK Port Perry Mule & Brake Shop oan do Ral. See Doug Flowers for custom bending to fit any domestic or foreign car. See ad page 19. areas to include Haliburton, | In today's Citizen: (Selected areas) 1 Canadian Tire, Port Perry Plaza. Door crasher! Thursday only -- 16" heavy-duty plastic toolbox, ONLY $4.99! "Reaching Out" Myles Go O'Riordan WAGGTENERANL HON eh \ | have been surprised on different occasions to discover that many people are not aware of the filancial resources avai- lable to them when a family member dies. A few Help choose the 'Queen'! You can help choose Scugog Women's 'Queen For A Day'! This year, the mandate of Scugog 'Women has widened to include 'Queen For A Pay', a lighthearted contest (0 honour local women who have contributed to their comsiuni- ty. Although the intention is to bestow seribus honour to these women, Scugog Women committee members want people to have a little fun -- the name, Queen For A _ Day! Anyone, male or female, can nominate a local woman for the con- test. Simply write a letter, naming the woman who you feel makes Scugog tick -- someone you Make sure you include her , Phone number, and a good descrip- tion of her and all the reasons why you think she should be 'Queen For A Day'. Also include your own name and phone number, because of these resources are: commitice members will need more Canada Pensi for ion about the someone who has directly | Drop the letter off at either the contributed for the | Scugog Citizen office, 36 Water St., minimum qualifying period or the Rejmax office on Queen St. in during their working life; Port Perry. There is no cost Life Insurance, either you | involved! will also be .own a policy which you | accepted at the upcoming Scugog pay into or a policy which | Wi \. 29 is looked after by your of ef 4 Fraternal Organizations which sometimes provide a death benefit payable to a member's estate; Workers' Cox if the death is work related; Social "Services for | for assistance; . Veterans receiving a war pension. or . veterans allowance are entitled to a Last Post Fund for veterans who have fallen on hard times and are destitute. These are just a few assistance {0 answer any questions or direct you to the proper representatives of the respective organizations. NA Hwy. 12. That will also be the last date nominations will be _ The winner (who will receive Hip ice ize) will be quenced at the fall Hogting of Scugog Women, a special * in her honour: your sister...or maybe she'll be 'Someone you've admired from, afar. « Whoever she is, you can help 'crown' Scugog Women's Queen For A Day! For more information, contact Cathy Olliffe at 985-6397. AIRPORT SERVICE F&C] PERETeIL: ¢Y85-0170 PORT PERRY