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Dear Alfred: Who was the fool who said blind dates usually turn out to be a disas- tex? I'm writing 10 thank you for the you the . I thought you said you were 6'2" tall and 36-years-old. Judging a person's height and age has never been a strong point with me. Don't tell me that at my age of 32, my hearing is diminishing! Please forgive my bluntness, but aren't you just a shade 'under 5°2" and 63-years-old? Maybe the eleva- tor shoes and sleeveless t-shirt you were wearing, with the painted hot on front confused me. Those tattoos on your arms are really something, espetially the life-like picture of Flo. Are you aware that she smiles when you flex those les? By the way, ly enjoyed dining out with you, Allan. Wow! You sure know how to 'treat a lady well! The way you "talked into Clancy the Clown's mouth when ordering those clown- burgers was such a sirprise. Neve having been there before, I didn't know you had to stomp on Clancy's feet to activate-him. Gosh, he seemed 80 human, 1 was waiting for him to scream! Life is a continual leaming experience, isn't it? It was wonderful to meet your garbage cans; meanwhile, swatting dll those flies away with the other. Now, there's a talent she should pur- sue. She certainly keeps active, doesn' t she, what with her mud- who is Flo? I'll just bet she's an old flame of yours, bd she? I thorough- (OF:TIR THN SATS) To Place Your Ser [LAR ale] Directory Ad cugog Citizen Electrical Tuesday nights and beer guzzling contests every Friday night. She says she's too old Electrical Contractors . whole evening? for the wet t-shirt contests. Personally, I think she's just being 1 like that in a person. candle you brought pos thoughtful idea. notice on one bug came near us the Romantic but practi- cal. That's you, All Thank you for the corsage, Aaron. What a sweet touch! I had never one made from vegetables before. It sits proud-- ly on my fridge. Do you know that the lettuce hasn't wilted one bit, and the cut-up rutabagas are as fresh as the day as they were bought. The cherry tomatoes with the happy faces added that extra splash of colour, not to mention humour. Listen up, Wilfred! Somewhere, ca EN P MURRAY "SINCE 1960" RESIDENTIAL ® INDUSTRIAL COMMERCIAL POLE LINE CONSTRUCTION PT. PERRY ELECTRIC || JACK MONSMA ELECTRIC - 4 Edinborough Avenue Port Perry, Ont. LIL IN8 INDUSTRIAL - COMMERCIAL - RESIDENTIAL (416) 985-2917 Mpbile: 434-9052 Contractors and Carpenters .short...grab hold of deep inside you lies some dormant humour which is just starting to sur- | Erie cute idea, but I to be honest with you Alvie, don't do that on a first date. Perhaps you didn't notice, but I spent the whole evening scrap- ing my feet on the cement and excusing myself. That's not fair to me, to you, or your Mother. But, puuleeze don't sell" yourself that innovative streak and run with it. Don't feel badly because you brought Monopoly money instead of the real stuff. It was a natural mistake and I really didn't mind paying. Puuloeze! 1 won't hear of you thanking me ag giving you that $50 for great-grandmother's life-saving operation. 1 jus bape she is fortunaie enough to receive the proper medical attention she deserves. It must have been one horrific motorcycle acci- dent she was involved in. In moments of sorrow, we must always FENCI "ly the positive, Let's be thank- ful ro t laughing before impact would have to undergo that dreadful 'bug-scraping proce- dure' that has hit the news recently. Correct me if I'm wrong: 1 think they are working on it, but I don't think dental insurance covers 'bugs plastered on teeth' yet. I don't want to.upset you, Elwood, but I've heard it's a very painful procedure that most people never recover from. Far be it from me, however, 10 upset you with that bit of news! I must close now, Amold...er... Alfred, as I have to get packed. 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