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THE PORT PERRY STANDARD, THURSDAY, JULY 11, '84. ©, Cupid, Come ond Aid Me, . -- + BY SAMUEL MINTURN PRcr, Hee yoico ie like the moching-biyd's upon thy ~ ™ 6 18, . Ber eyes ara liko tho sumim or stare that frolic on 10 BON; Oh, 'tis rapture to look at her, ind it sots my boart abeat Just to catch the pretty patter Other sorry litle t208 The a span her tresses on a spindle nade of pearl, Then dipped them in the summer abine and put 'up in curl And whon [sep them flutter Ag she dances in the wind, I wish I were a buttore Fly, or--something of the kind, I know that Cupld did it, and [thinkit was asin To carve a cunning dimple in the middle of her ohin ; . For it's a crime to covet-- So says the law divine Yet Tlook at it and love it, And I want it all for mim She whispers that sha laves me! Now be it understood, 1 'The tidings are delightful--I'd believe them if I But in her vocabulary ~ With its tentolizing flow The truth will often tarry Fox behind a "yes" or "no." She smiler at'ma! Bhefrowns at me! Bhe knows cannot fly; 0, Cupid, come and aid me with on arrow on the Bly, : aak ee he gerne . May wear the snowy flowers In a bridal wreath for me! . --Manhattan, The Symbolic Writing that Puzzled Him, "Did you ever hear of those men who have a mania for reading symbolic writ- ing, secret signs, and the like?" said a journalist to us the other day. " Are you one ?" ave asked. "Tam. To me the hieroglyphical ad. 'in a newspaper is like a pase of whisk: to a chronic drnnkard. I cannot rest ti I have deciphered it." "And do you often succeed ?" "Generally, but the other day I-got hold of a poser. Coming down from the office I picked up & lotter, the contents. of which ran: "*Degar Nettie :--The order is K, a, 0, n, 6, ky 8, o, purl 1,n, purl 1, n, purl 1, n, o, k, 8,0, i, 2,0,0, purl, Exiza.' " This puzzled my brains, I can tell you. It was evidently something crim- inal. Written by a woman, too, Hour after hour Isat over the thing till its mystic figures' were burned into my brains I transposed them into every shape 6f vowel and consonant. The strange signs danced before my eyes until my head reeled and ached.'" "Did you find it out at last?" "Last night my wife was turning out my vest pockets for loose change. ' Why, Will,' she said, ' where on earth did you got this direction for @ pattern of lace Insertion? It must be very pretty.' I tell you it was rough. Didn't think I could have been' such a soft-headed fool!"--Evansville Argus. + The Elephant's Tail and the Buddhist. Two young ladies were gazing at the white elephant as it stood enthroned in all its sacred splendor and surrounded by tho mystic emblems of its holy char- acter and the adoring priests who were Imneeling devoutly on every sido. "Flow curious it-is," remarked one, 'that any raco of peoplo should bo so deluded as to worship an elephant ?"" "It is, indeed," replied the other, Badly.. "When I look upon this wor- shipping throng of ignorant, suporsti- tious creatures and realize how earnest and sincero they are, I cannot bus feel that there should be no xest until the missionary message is borne to the last one of these benighted heathen." . "'Trne," assorted tho first speaker; "it is a grand and solemn duty--" Just eat this juncture the animal flicked his tail and struck one of the Buddhist priests in the mouth. ' Howly Moses !" ho exclaimed, inter- rupting his devotions, "ye haythen baste--" and. then the young: ladies strolled on to the monkeys' enge." " _-- Waiting for a Reduction of Rates. One of tho local politicians had deter. mined on joining the church. 'The minister casually remarked in tho pros- ence of the distinguished gentleman that in his opinion heaven was "about 13,- 000,000 milos away.' - . " As far as that?" 'Yes, according to the calculations of the astronomers," replied the clergy- man. "Well," said the politician, "EF am financially unable at the present time to make the journey. When competing lines to that point get into a dispute over the rates of transportation I'll be on hand to take advantage of the reduced rates."----Pretzel's Weekly. ------ His Little Scheme to See Tho Show. " Ma, did the wicked children say 'Go up, old bald head,' to good Elijah?" "Yes, dear." "And did the bears como and cat them ?" "Tt is so told us, my son." - " And would they come and eat me if I said 'Go up, old bald head,' to pa?" " Possibly." * Would they you?" "Probably not." . "Then you say it to him and I will ive you five cents to see the bears."--- 'cissore. : _---- The Elements of Hash. . Ata certain country house in Ken- tucky where a good many merchant travelers stop, the cooking is done on a stove in tlieback yard. One day recent-- ly two or three of them sat down to the table on which sat a capacious dish of ash. - "Uh," said one of them, "I never like to eat that stuff." "Why don't you?" asked the man next to him; "it's good." _"T don't like it, all the same. never know what it is made out of." "T do, every time, at this house." " Well, give it to us." * It's made out of doors, for I saw the old lady, making it." The other man asked a blessing, and the hash was,eaten.--Merchant- Traveler. You --------_- 'The Most Chariteblo of Women. "Talk about your charitable women," said a Washington avenue man. " Why, my wife is so charitable that she gives tramps all the clothes I don't happen to be wearing, and I firmly believe that if a female tramp would call on her and ask for a husband she would give me away." --Kentuchy State Jourual, : ae Domestic and Useful. Lemon juice is the most anti-serobu- tic remedy known. If tho gums are _ daily rubbed with lemon juice they will be kept in health. No girl should walk or drive with any man who has nob been introduced to her by some reliable friend; and not even thén without a companion, Spots of iron rust may be removed al- most always if they are covered with lemon juice mixed with common salt; lay the garmens where the sunlight will fallen it. © 'To stop hiccough,a correspondent re- commends firm compression of the heay- ing ribs by both hands. In two cases where this was done the hiccough almost instantly ceased. Anice soft soap for washing dishes can be secured by placing in an old dish (and occasionally adding water) all the the scraps and bits of hard soap which are boo small to use for washing. Eacs A ta Trire. -- Boil some onions with a good lump of butter vory gently. When done add some salt, 2 spoonful of flour,a cup of cream or milk,.and a piece of sugar the size of a hazel nut. Let them simmer. Put in some hard boiled oges cub in quaxters, and serve hot. | 1 BURIED THREE HOURS, ~ awa Centenarian's Carcer Camo Nec} Belng Cut of if its Prime. Twonty-years ago Walfer Peaso, of citica, who recently celebrated his en'ennial birthday, was deopening an okl well, The men at work cried out {1.6 the earth was caving in around the vin at the bottom. Mr, Pease ran to the windlass, and putting his am around looked down, when the earth ceumbled, and the windlass, with Mr. Pease, was precipitated to the depth of twenty-five feet into the well. He was covered with earth up to his chin, and the man below him was covered by six feot of earth and was killed. Mr. Barrett, a neighbor, tied a clothes line around a peach tree, and lethimself down to the assistance of Mx, Pease,and with his hands pushed the earth from Mr. Pease's face, A shovel was then let down, but ag he was about to use it (& quantity of sand and gravel came down, covering Mx, Pease's head .en- firely. Mx, Barrett, whose legs were caught by-this new-avalanche, worked sharply, and uncovered Mr. Pease's face so he could breathe, Pease then said, Oh, Mr. Barrett, save yourself and let me be.""" He begged of him to leave him, as both would ba smothered, ifhe remained. But Mr. Barrett con- tinued to work with his shovel till help came. The windlass, which was lying across Mr. Pease's legs, was sawed in two, and he was rescued after having been nearly covered up for three hours. When ho was in the well a doctor ordered brandy © to be given to him to stimulate and keep up his circulation, but he refused . to take a drop of it.. He was much ox- hausted when rescued, and was' con- fined to his bed for three days. It was three days before the body of the man who was killed was got out. His name was Michael Taft. He had a wife, but no children. Mr. Barrett had the ploasure of attending the 100th anniver- sary of Mr, Pease on the 29th of last March. - ----e Girls in Business. We commend to all girls who wish or expect to engage in} any self-supporting occupation, especially where they may come into competition with men, the fol- lowing extract from Elizabeth Stuart Phelp's article, entitled "Supporting Hor- self," in the St. Nicholas: "But, girls, if you don't mean to make a thorough business of the occupation ou have chosen, never, never, never pegin to be occupied atall. Half-finished work will do for amateurs. It will never ?o for professionals. The bracket you aro sewing for a New Year's present can hang a little crooked on its screws, and you will be forgiven 'for the love's sako found therein' by the dear heart to which you offer it; but the trinket carved for sale in the Sorrento rooms must be cut as true asa rose-leaf. You can be a little shaky as to your German declensions in the Schiller club, which you join so onthusiastically affer leaving school, and no great harm ever come of it; but teach Schiller for a living, and for every dative case forgotten you aro so much' money out of pocket. "People who pay for-a thing demand thorough workmanship or none. To offer incomplete work for complete market price, is to be either a cheat or a beggar. The terrible grinding laws of supply and demand, pay and receive, give and get, give no quarter to shilly-shally labor, Theexcellence of your intentionsis noth- ing to the point. The stress of your poverty has not the slightest connection with the case. An editor will never pay you for your poem because you wish to help your mother. No customer will buy hor best bonnct or her wheat flour of you because yon are unable to pay your vent. When you have enterefl the world of trade, you have entered a world where tenderness and charity aud personal interest are foreign relations. Not 'for friendship's Sake,' nor 'for pity's salic,' nor 'for chivalry's salto' runs the rallying-cry of this yreat world--but only 'for value received.' 'It is with sorrow and shame, bub yet with hope and courage, that I writeit-- there is reason for the extensive com- plaint made by men, that women do not work thoroughly. I am afraid that, till time and trouble shall have taught them better, they will not. Is it because they have never been trained? ts it be- cause they expect to get married A That it is not in the least because they can not, we know-; for we know that some of the most magnificently accurate work jn the world has been done by women." --s0 Not Bad Enough Cough for a Husband. Billy McCammon, the well-known contractor, is not at all averse to female society, and is said to have already bur- ied two wives. Not long since he was making @ journey to an eastern city. On the train he met a Jady of fine ap- pearance and of a good deal of wealth, but somewhat adyanced in years. Fin- ally, ag the c uversation progressed, his thoughts, as usual, turned upon the pleasures of matrimony, and he wanted to know from her how it was that she, such a good-looking woman, had: never been married. "Oh, that is easily explained, Mr. McCammon," she said; "I have never met the mau-whom I would marry." "They all fall short of your standard, eh? Well, my dear miss, how would I suit you?" «Exactly, my dear. Mr. McCammon, except for one thing." "And what is that?" he queried, with mingled pleasure and anxiety. "You have not a bad enough cough." Mr. McCammon didn't tell the story. --St. Louis Globe. ------ 0 Perplexities of the Mormon Question. Two of Brigham Young's daughters are married to the same husband. As an illustration of how complicated relation- ships may become under the Mormon dispensation, it is notable that the husband of these two sisters is the brother-in-law of both, and uncle as well as father to thetr¢hiftren, while the children are also his nephews and nieces, -and brothers, sisters and cousins to cach other. 'There are a good many verplexities attending the Mormon question. a --A New York woman has left her husband a large fortune on condition that he shall remain single. Happiness does come in double doses sometimes. REMARKABLE RESTORATION. Mrs, Adelaido O'Brien, of Buffalo,N.Y.,was iven up to die by her physicians as incur- able with Consumption. [t proved Liver Complaint and was cured with Burdock Blood Bitters, Hourowar's Ointagent anv Pinis,--Ir all outward complaints a desperate effort should be made to remove these annoying infrmi- ties, and of establishing 1 cure, The remark- able remedies discovered by Professor Hollo- way will satisfactorily accomplish this de- sirable result, without any of {those dangers cr drawbacks which attend the old method of treating ulcerative inflammations, scrofulous affections, and scorbutic annoy- ances. The most timid inyalids may use both the Ointment and Pills with the utmost safety with certain success, provided a moderate attention be bestowed on their accompanying " Direction" Both the pre- parations soothe,fheal, and purify. The one assists the other materially in effecting cures and renewing strenght by helping exhausted pature just whenwhe needs such succour. To get rid of tho tmell of paint,pluvge ahandful of hay igto a pail of water, and let it stand in any room newly painted, The swell will be greatly less- enced. The hectic flush, pate hallow checks, and precamious appetite, iulicate Worms. Pree- munys Worm Powders will quickly and effect- ually remove them, , The Artof Anclént Wood Engraving. The art of wood working is the oldest of the means whereby man gratified hig vanity'or his eye, and one which, cven, amoug savages, still maintains its former excellence. The New Zealander's club and the ancient Aztec's gods, the Hydah Indian's pipes and the paddles of tho Polynesian canoe man are marvels of carving, executed with the rudest tools, or with bits of obsidian or sharpen- ed shell, which the civilized workman would scarcely recognize as worthy of the name. The few travelers who have penetrated the mysterious Kafiir country of Central Asia' describe entire villages, composed of wooden houses, elaborately carved on post and pillar. Until the fear of fire led to the use of iron and stone as~buflding materials, and tho disuse of wood reacted prejudi- cially on wood carving, such towns were common in Europe, and remnants of them may still be seen in Blois, Chester and Coventry. Beams, brackets, door- heads and gable. ends were effectively hewn with grotesque images of demons, heraldic devices, and those saintly faces which still look down on us with a glance 80 benign. After the Renaissance tho great masters practiced carving in wood with such success that the chefs d'cetvre of Wohlgemuth of Nuremburg, Albert Durer, Ludwig Krug and Peter Flotner, whether in wood, or, as some of Properzia de' Rossi's. are; in peach stones, can only be redeemed for a ran- fom which courtesy likens to that of ings. ---a0: "Tho Karens. The Karens are one of the gentlest and most timid of all the Asiatic peoples. They are a jungle people, and even to this day when I go into their villages on the distant mountains, the people will desert their homes and rush away in direct foay. Whole villagos may thus bo depopulated at the approach of a single white man. The converted Karens are now sending missionaries out among their fellow tribes on the mountains. They seem to bear some such relation- ship to the Burmese as the American, Indians do to us at home, They are a subjugated aboriginal race, no doubt. When the missionaries found them they had no'written language and no'religion, although they cherished a good many religious traditions that were extra- ordinarily akin to the Scriptural history of Christianity. Hence they-have taken to Christianity with phenomenal readi- ness, Although this mission is ten years younger than that among the Burmese, they have 24,000 communicants as against 2,000 Burmese. This, too, in spite of the fact that there are millions of Burmese, and only from 300,000 to 400,000 Karons. The difference lies altogether in the recipiency of the people. When Buddhism once gains a foothold among a people, itis very hard to unsent it.--Correspondence New Orleans Times- Democrat. Watch-Making in Switzerland. Notwithstanding the immense number of watches mado in other countries, the Swiss watches still continue to be in de- mand. It is estimated that there are about 45,000 workmen engaged in this industry in Switzerland. In the compe- tition with other countries they manage to hold their own very well, being large- ly aided by the belief that their watches are made by hand. It is a fact, how- ever, that machinery is employed in tho making of watches in Switzerland to a considerable extent ; although the fact is kept in the background. In somo cantons the manufacture of cheap im- itation gold and silver watclies has been recently started. A composition is uscd in tho manufactiwe of these imitation mctals which is so highly explosive that a slight blow will cause a detonation of an alarming character. Excellent horological schools are established throughout the country, in which boys are taught the trade of watch-making in all its branches, by the most skilful workmen to be found. 0 Mexican Women. Speaking of Mexican women, a traveler says that the daughters of tho wealthy pass their days in vacuity ; those of the poor aro half-fed and half-dressed, and nearly all look 'hunger-bitten and badly developed. "They are completely with- out shape. The health of the higher class of women is wretchedly poor. A plump, healthy woman is a rarity. Tho picture so often seen on eigar-boxes of a beautiful senorita, swinging in voluptu- ous languor in a hammock, is a pictorial fraud." +e 'he Coming American Novelist. The coming novelist of American life will be a satirist, and will nearly resem- ble Thackeray in his motives, if not in his methods. This much it is safe to predict: First, because an author could not be characteristically American with- out a large share of humor in his composition; and second, because American life offers yearly more provo- cations to satire. Not that our people have not candor, earnestness, tender- ness, and hosts of good qualities for serious and sympathetic treatment, but because an analysis of our politics and our society will discover so many tempt- ing points of ridicule and attack,yet these withal, so innocent and ingenuous that bitterness and scorn will seem hardly called for. The coming novelist must be a satirist. Indeed, so rich are the materials at hand,that with only enough race sensitiveness he will produce tho best novel of the day. Anda we need the American novel. We want somebody to "show usup." Wo are getting so degenerated as we grow older, setting up so many false Gods, falling into such absurd habits, ray, con- victing ourselves of so much dishonesty, hypocrisy, indifferonce, meanness, snob- bishnegs; showing ourselves in short so wanting in the sturdy, downright manli- ness and self-respect bequeathed us by our fathers and inculeated in their works, that we sadly need the correc- tive lash. And of all goads to Ameri- cans, ridicule stings-most; Let us have someone then to laugh at us from among ourselves. We won't love him, perhaps but we will admire and read him.-- N.Y. Star. ---- --Peck's naughty youngster has at- tained a certain position in the literature of the land. So he has, but isn't ita sort of Imp-position ?--Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. A life insurance company reporte, as the result of obseryation, that habitual --temperate--beer drinkers,afler a while die off generally with typhoid symptoms. They scem to be all gone inside, and the conclusion is that total abstainers are likely to livo longer than moderate beer drinkers, A GOOD TIME. When is the best time to take a blood puri- fier ? Whenever the blood is foul and bumora appear, or When the system is debilitated take Burdock Blood Bitters. No injurions effscts can follow the use of Ayer's Ague Cure in the treatment malarial diseases, It contains, besides a specific and unfailiog antidote for miasmatic poison,other remedial agents which unite to expel the poi- sonous humors, purifying the system, aud leave it ina kealthy-and reinvigorated con- dition. A SUDDEN ATTAOK. All peaple, and capecially travellers, are liable toa sudden attack of Cholera Morbus, Colic, Diarkcea and Dysentry. Dr-Fowler's Wild Strawberry is,the most prompt and re- liable remedy known. ° MODERN MAGIC. The magicn] power over pain that Ilag- yard's Yellow Wil possesses, outrivals the marvels of the ancient times. It acts in a natural manner to subdue inflammation ; cures Rheumatism, Croup, Deafnegs, Sore Throat, and paintul injuries. The Muss Ho Made of Going Shopping. « Jepth," said Mrs. Jones as her hus- band roge from the dinner table, "I wish you would get some skeins of em- broidery silk at some of the dry goods stores, and save me from going down town to-day." "All right," said Jones, airily ; "whab color do you want?" "Oh, a mixed gray-black; something like your hair," said Mrs. Jones, plea- santly. The first store that Jones went into the girls stood in e line behind the counter, and looked him over as he ap- proached. He felt cold chills running up and down his vertebra, his knees shook andaclammy perspiration started out on kis noble brow ag he asked for embroidery silk. : "What color ?" asled one of the salea- ladies, as she smiled sweetly at Jones' mustache, "Just the color of your bair," he said, in-a soft, beseeching tone, that sounded liko a cat lapping cream. And then he saw a change come over the face of the girl even as a thunder storm crosses the blue of a summer sky, and she turned her back to him, pulled down 2 box, slammed it on the counter, jerked off the cover and revealed a mass of scarlet silks. Jones started. Good heavens! The girl had flery red hair! But he made his peace with her, and said it was his own hair he meant, and he took off his hat humbly, and she got the mixed skeins and gave them to him with the change. "Té would have saved you some 'trouble if you had told me in the first place that you wanted silks the color of a singed owl," she said sweetly.--Detroit Free Press. --_---- Why She Was Afraid He'd Never be an Ola Salt, "Yaos," said young Augustus Fitz- noodle, as he sucked the ivory head of his ebony canoe, ' Yaas, Gwendoline, we'll have glowious fun yachting this season. The Spwite has been all nowly fitted, wiggin overhauled, new sails an evwything put shipshape, fwom twuck to keel. And I've got the nobbiest Yochting suit, you knaw, a wegular weezy wig out, you knaw; blue pilot pantaloons, wide at the feet, loose blouse and bwoad bwimmed straw hat, with the name of the Spwite upon the fwont. Oh, it's glowious |" 'So I should suppose!" "Oh, yaas, glowious. I'll he a wegu- lar old salt," "An old salt ?" "Yaas, you knaw, when I'm wigged out in my yachting togs."" "Ah! but I'm afraid you'll never be an old salt." . "Why 2" " Because you're too frosh."--Bostan Saturday Evening Gazette. ------- " Dispersing" Justice. At one time in his career Comptroller Lawrence was Common Pleas Judge in Mercer county, Ohio, and among others who frequented his court was an old fel- low who lived a few miles cast of the county seat. This old chap was a male Mrs. Partington in the misuse of words, and some of his misapplications of terms were laughably ludicrous. He had won a small suit in Judge Lawrence's court directly through the ruling of the judge, and ever after was an enthusiastic ad- mirer of the judge's. On one occasion, when court was about to sit, a neighbor overtook the old chap jogging toward town on his old mare, aud accosted him with : " Going to town, neighbor?" "Yes, sir--yes, sir; I'm going to town to see the great jurist, Jedge Lawrence, disperse justice once more. Great man, sir, is the jedge." His neighbor assented, though sorely put to it to keep his face straight. --_--.---- 7 Some Little Satisfaction in Adversity. The other day a speculator, who had dropped $60,000 in Wall street inside of three months, was asked by an acquaint- anco if he wasn't sorry that he had in- vestcd his money in speculation. "Well, no," ho answered. "If I hadn't done so I should havo always felt that I might have doubled my money inspecu- lation." "Were you badly reduced?" "So 'badly that tay watch has gone to the pawn-shop." "Tt is too bad--too bad !" "Well, I dunno about that. On the one hand I've lost my last dollar, and poverty stares me in the face, while on the other I have the satisfaction of knowing that my family is not acquiring habits of extravagance."--Wull Streed News, ------_-~-. HUMOROUS. --A poor but pretty girl, who has to oup Vine street every day, calls the foaiers along that thoroughfare 'Pov- erty and Want," because they stare her in the face. --A New York man who was married in the morning was & maniac before night. Don't get married in the morn- ing. It gives the bride's mother a whole day to talk to you. --Some one is trying to prove that the Garden of Eden was at the North Pole. Then it was the Polar bear that save Eve the apple. We never did be- Kove the snake story implicitly--N. Y. Graphic. --Something wrong in Ohio again. A man refused to take §9,000 back pension money. Taking Ohio as a whole, she makes somo of the most unexpected breaks of any section in the universe.-- Peck's Sun. --A young lady can have a District Telegraph boy wait for her at the church door and carry her prayer-book home on Sunday evenings. She need not depend upon the regulation church door dude, who is apt to sleep on his watch and allow flies to go down his throat while his mouth is opon. --A Bismarck young man told an.old maid she was "a matchless woman" and she smiled so sweetly over the compli. mont that her mouth stretched to its utmost capacity. After he had gone it occurred to her that there was another meaning to the expression, and the next time that young man calls there will be a sickening tragedy to fecord.--Dismarch Tribune, ---- a © . Mr. Parnell has been requested by some influential Irish-Americans toissue an address to the Irish voters in the United States requesting them to vote for Mr. Blaine as President, in the hope that his election will result in fomenting difli- culties between England and the States. Up to the present Mr. Parnell has de- clined to take any action in this matter. Tut London Advertiser: We learn, on the reliable authority of our esleem- ed contemporary the Toronto Jfail,that a person attending the Refurm picnic at North York "escaped with his watch and purse he is greatly to bo congratu- lated." Now, you can't get angry with aman who writes like that, can you? No, indeed. We grow to like Mister Griffin more and more every day. He is funnier than a monkey in a cage, But he's a fearful ass, Tue writ for the new election in the county of Muskoka to fill the place of Mr. Fauquier, unseated and disqualified, has been issued. -The nomination will, we believe, take place on July 16th, and the election on July 23rd, + GENUINE © Singer Sewing Machine IN ALL STYLES AT LOWEST PRICES. Parties requiring Sewing Ma- chines will do 'well to call on me Heavy Machines for manufactur- ing, also several new ones alittle damaged. Will Open on Old Stand in a few days. Oils, Needles and Repairs on hand. QUEEN STREET, PORT PERRY. T. H. WALTON. Port Perry, July 7th, 1884, 2 MUST TO DIESFELD'S, TWO DOORS EAST OF THE POST OFFICE, ----TO SECURE Good Goods at and Under Wholesale Cost. WE MEAN BUSINESS. Goods must and will be sold at and under cost that have been damaged by fire, J ewelry, Watches, Clocks, Silverware, etc. OPENED AGAIN. HWE BUSINESS FORMERLY, CARRIED ON BY ME AS the Queen Street Furniture, Undertaking, --_---AND----_ PICTURE FRAME WAREROOMS Has been purchased by DR. E. JESSOP, and will be continued by im in the same premises, under my management. PRICES CHEAPER THAN EVER? I hope to see all my late customers and friends favor Dr. Jessop with their patronage. w.J. NOTT, Agent. Port Perry, rgth{November, 1883. ty PortPerry Carriage Works HUMPHREY, DESHANE & CO. AVING ENTERED INTO PARTNERSHIP in the above works for the manu. facture of Buggies, Pheetons, Wagons, Cutters and Sleighs, Are in 2 position to altend to the wants of the public as well asany Factory in this section. MR. DESHANE, The well-known Painter, will devote his time exclusively to the Paint Shop in connection in connection with the above works We Intend to Keep on Hand An assortment of Buggies and Phztons of all styles, and Wagons of first-class material. 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