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PAGE TWO The @ntario Reformer | (Established in 1871) An Independent newspaper pub. lished every other day (Tuesday, Thureday and Saturday afternoons) at Oshawa, Canada, by The Reformer | Printing and Publishing Company | Limited, Charles M. Mundy, Presi. dent, Managing Director and, Treas- wer; A. R, Alloway, Asiistant Man- | «0 | ' GEQ. A. MARTIN « - @ditor SUBSCRIPTION RATES: 'stance of children heing allowed to CHARITY SHOULD KNOW NO BOUNDS What would he tne i{eelings ot| Canadians if they were' informed that a family of four or five children were suffering the pains of actual starvation in a Canadian home? Un- questionably there would he such an cutpouring of practical sympathy that would bring instant relief to the sufferers, Fortunately, while there are always isolaced cases of want, it would be difficult to discover an in- eliverad by Carrier in Oshawa or starve to death in a country so bless- by mail anywhere in Canada $3.00 ed with prosperity as Canada is, &,year, « United States subscriptions, With the terrible situation that '81.60. extra to cover postage. Single confronts many of the Russian peo- OSHAWA, ONTARIO, TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1922 ect to Sir George Burn, Treasurer of the Save the Children Fund, Fligin Building, Ottawa. THERE'S A "KICK" IN KISS KOMICS There is a "kick" to every kiss ac- cording to a University professor who has invented the Kissograph, This device measures the "kick of the kiss. Taking a man and woman wha will osculate the inventor at- taches wires to them. Then they kiss, The machine acts automatically and measures the linear extent and the milimeters of blood pressure result- ing from the mistletoe kiss, the stol- en kiss, the expert kiss of the finish- ed flirt. and the soul kiss. So sen- gitive is the Kissograph that it will WHY RED HERE? Woodstock Sentinel-Review: Ham- ilton had a red parade on May Day. It was evidently intended tc be pro- vocative, There was no Union Jack; in its place was the symhol of anar- chy, It is said that the majority of those participating were foraigners. It may he so, but of the leaders who subsequently appeared at the police court one was English, one Irish, one Russian and one Canadian. Appar- ently they were foreigners to the Canadian spirit. Beyond the love of agitation what do such people expect to accomplish by such demonstrations. If they are s0 infatuated with Bolshevism, why don't they zo to Russia and enjoy it in its native home? ANNOUNCEMENT GALLAGHER'S TRANSPORT SERVICE During May our service will be as follows: May 1st to 15th 4 Trucks daily to Oshawa, Whithy, Pickering, Dunbarton After May 15th Expensive Economy = 6 Trucks daily to Oshawa 2 Trucks daily to Cobourg, Port Hope, Newcastle, Bowmanville also register the domestic kiss, the degree of frigidity in kisses one wo- man gives another whom she does not like, and all the other 77 varie ties, The Kissograph is an adapta- tion of the sphygmanometer which psychologists use to detect lies. And there's a "kick" to our selection of kiss komies. THOSE who keep their securities and other valuables at home, rather than place them under the [otection afforded by our Safety posit Boxes, are running great risks of total loss by fire or theft, The annual rental of these boxes is small. coples § cents, [ple every Canadian should be econ-, [ =< leerned; vet, following the authentic OSHAWA, TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1920 Toports of the fact that over 30,000, Ty 000 people are threatened with ex- tinction owing to the . ravages of DAYLIGHT SAVING famine and plague, there are many ELSEWHERE To the Trade and Dealers of Willard's Ice Cream We 'invite you to use the services of our Division Supt. at Oshawa. Office at Alison's Central Garage, Phone 474. Contracted Sales and Cartage Agents for Willard"s Ice Cream. WE HAUL |\EVERYTHING MOVEABLE GALLAGHER'S TRANSPORT PHONES: Canadians who have not evinced great interest in the Russian situa- tion. In view ot tae petitions hefore the | 1f the people of the Volga province Town Council asking for a Daylight | were next door to us, we would not Saviug enactment, coupled with the tolerate for a moment the spe ctacle fact hat the wholo question fa ex- of MERCH An HUET, WK Tu pected .to he discussed at the next] roason why Canadians who have meeting, it is timely to note what! enough to eat should give liberally is being done elsewhere, Statistics|of their means to alleviate the pain given by an exchange state that day- and distros of those far-away chil- light saving began on May 1 in IL PI Tg Ig he than 500 of the laizest citieh of the gang your subscription' through United States, and in ahout 200 of {your local organization, hank, or dir the smaller cities and rural com-| munities in every corner of several |" states, notably on the Atlantic sea- | hoard. X New York, Albany and Buffalo are on daylight saving time, hut Syra- cuse and Rochester, in the same state, have repealed local ordinances | and will continue on standard time. Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Mary- land and New Jersey, however, will be on daylight time on a practically state-wide basis, Philadephia, Bos- ton, Baltimore, Pittsburg, Washing- ton, Cleveland, Toledo, Detroit, Ra- cine, Milwaukee. Atlantie City, and | Chicago are also among the advane- | ed time municipalities, Entirely Capable Stella--Did you call for help when ne kissed you in the dark? Maybell--S8illy, I should say He didn't need any help. -- Boston Globe. Let us show them to you. " THE CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE PAID-UP CAPITAL . ~ $15,000,000 RESERVE FUND . $15,000,000 OSHAWA BRANCH, H. E. Tylor, Manager, not, Toronto Main Office Day and Night Gerrard 2144 Toronto Garage Day and Night Gerrard 6056 Manager Phone Sundays only Gerrard 65641 Division Supt. Oshawa 475 Past Master Irate Father--I'll teach kiss my daughter, Insolent Youth--You're I've leagped already, you to too late, Froth. Greatest Offer Ever Made Most of the leading business een- | ® ry ® tres of Burope have adopted daylight | saving permanently. Paris will con- | : tinue it this year. London took to daylight saving on March 26, while! all the cities of Belgium and France | "NUINE will join her or already have done) go, Germany, by a nation law, holds aloof and will conduct all its busi-' ness and trade on its usual time standard. UNSIGHTLY BILLBOARDS o There has been formed in England | a Bill" Posters' Censorship conymittee, the object of which is to pass on de signs, with a view to ruling ont the inartistic and offensive, and to re-| gulate generally this extensive form of advertising. It is reported in the Landon Times, fllustrating the lengths to which en- terprising bill-posting companies will go, that a site has heen secured so! near the Admiralty arch that its ar- tistic appcarance is almost destroy- | ed. Large sums of money were spent | to clear the approaches to the arch, | so that there might be an unobstruet-| view of it from Trafalgar square, remarks The Times, and now the bill posting company is reaping the bene fit of that expenditure. Mr. Pennell. a famous artist, is] leading an attack on these advertis- ing posters in the United States, hav- ing characterized them as a "nuis- ance not to be endured." A bill was 50 PORCELAIN TOP ALL-WHITE a it or oo "11iN TABLES fo be given away free feated, "either because of influence | YOUR NEIGI iBOR HAS A BARNET against jt or indifference," in (he; opinion of The Buffalo Express. | which declares that "the growth of | that form of advertising, regardless | of its legitimaey, makes it certain that some attempt at regulation wi be deemed imperative sooner or later . . ps " Jt is the kind of advertising tha: She 1S saving food and using less obtrudes itself on the public, and ice todo it than the own=r of any therefore, is a proper subject for re other kind of refrigerator. She i it is far : gulation. Much of it i far from doesn t have to 20 to .a tot of trouble to clean it ; and her eggs, meats, vegetables and fruits are always dainty and fresh and clean without conflicting or distasteful odors. The Barnet ventilating sys- tem and its eleven insulating walls guarantee absolute satisfaction. CN SALE TOMORROW 1 JORNING FOR ONLY it ND ~=.nre has the Barnet Refrigerator been placed such remarkably easy terms. It is only our personal 11. facturers that enable us to extend this unequal- ..fons NOW. ; ; » are no strings attached to this offer. You L . sioapty call at our store tomorrow; see the range of Barnets on ir ficurs--a size for every home, large and small--and have a ¢remonstrator show you how superior a Barnet is to any refrig- erztor in the world. You pay $1.00 and a Barnet is delivered to your house right along with a beautiful Porcelain Top All-white Table which we give you absolutely free with your Barnet. You start at once to get the benefit in your home that only a 'Barnet Refrigerator can give--and we arrange with you the payment terms most convenient for you on the balance. BE EARLY TOMORROW. MORNING ONLY 50 CAN BE ACCOMMODATED This plan of paying r= a Parnet while you are using it is so exceptional that we must limit this offer ta $0 Housewives. It will be worth your while to be one of the first. Real Porce All-White K Fo everyone of the ladivs eCOmS Barnet Refrigeratcr Ow this great scliing ¢vent we : give, absolutely f+ .a tb * slop 2 2M - We are giving away these tables entirely without cost--so that this offer will long be remembered by the fortunate 50 Ladies who grasp this unparalleled opportunity. Think! 50 dainty, white Kitchen Tables Free for 50 Homes. Will yours he one? To get a Bamet on these Term: Extraordinary. g | pretty" | EDITORIAL COMMENT | A good mother calls it luck to find a pair of stockings in the pile that | don't need mending. - * * aug 1 to roe A woman's jealousy tickles man's vanity during courtship, bu after marriage it's different. & ¥ * The average woman spends mo of her time talking about her hus band -- and so does her husband. 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