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. sugar lumps; ' p 4 ~ restful, It's the easiest way to enter- . ginger; colored sugar in such flavors - required quantity of tea in it and pour cup sweetened condensed milk, butter . thins and garnish with tiny. stars cut ~hot oven (400 deg.) or until brown. spoonfuls into 'paper-lined muffin pans, ah a ade a EE a There's something charming about afternoon tea--something quiet and tain and no matter how large or small your tea party is the requirements are the same, that is, good tea, a few dainty refreshmeéiits and pleasant con- versation. Tet may be served from a tray, a tea wagon, or if our party is a large one, from the dining-room table, Lit. tle extras such as slices of orange with a clove stuck in them, a bit of candied as lemon, lime, mint, etc.; rum-flavored salted nuts; colored nits of assorted flavor all add charm and an 'air of sophistication, Of course you will use your best: china tea pot. Scald it and place the over the leaves one cup of boiling water, . Let the tea steep for three minutes if you're using black tea, or for ten minutes if you're using green tea, then add the remainder of the re- quired amount of boiling water, Serve the tea immediately, Cream, sugar aid slices of lemon should be serv with it, : Refreshments which are "different" are always a problem and here are some suggestions which are new and easy to prepare: , Cream Cheese, Walnut and Cherry Spread : Blend 1 package (3 ounces)' cream cheese, 14 cup finely chopped walnuts and 12 candied cherries which have been chopped with a silver fork. Trim white or whole wheat bread in fancy shapes, butter and spread with mix- ture. : Chocolate Sandwiches 2 squares unsweetened chocolate, 1 thin wafers. Melt chocolate in a' dou- ble holler. Add sweetened condensed milk and gtir over boiling water until mixture thickens. Spread on butter from red or green maraschino cherries. : ~ Nut Strudels 1 cup nut meats, 11/3 cups (1 can) sweetened condensed milk, 1 cup dry bread crumbs, 14 teaspoon salt, 1 table. spoon cinnamon, pie crust dough." Put nut meats through food chopper. Blend with sweetened condensed milk, bread crumbs, salt and cinnamon. Roll crust out in oblong sheet as thin as possible, Spread with prepared mixture. Roll up ay for Jell roll. "Cut in half-inch slices and place on buttered baking sheet. Brush tops with sweetened condensed milk, Bake 20 minutes in Makes 18. AIEY. Date Bars 2/3 cup sweetened condensed milk, % cup flour, 3% teaspoon baking pow- der, 1/3 cup pitted dates, % cup chop- ved nut meats, 14 teaspoon vanilla. Sift flour and baking 'powder. Add chopped dates, chopped nut meats, sweetened condensed milk and vanilla. Blend thoroughly. Line a shallow pan (8 inches square) with wax paper and spread mixture evenly about 14 inch deep. Bake 30 minutes fn a slow oven (300 degF.) Remove from oven, turn from pan and remove paper at once, Cut into bars one by four inches with a sharp knife, while warm, . Makes 16. ' Cinnamon Sticks Blead 2/3 cup sweetened condensed milk and 1/3 cup water thoroughly. Cut six slives of bread one inch thick, Then cut into one-inch strips. Dip in mixture and fry in butter until golden brown. While hot, roll strips in a mix- ture of granulated sugar and cinnamon. Delightful with tea. ; : Ten Minute Tea Cakes 6 graham 'crackers, 1 tablespoon flour, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 14 cup sweetened condensed milk, 1 egg white, brown sugar. Roll graham crackers to fine erumbs. Combine with flour. and baking powder. Add sweetened condensed milk, Fold in stiffly beaten egg, white. Drop by Sprinkle each cake with brown sugar, Bake in moderately hot oven (375 deg. F.) 10 to 16 minutes, Makes one dozen. Bulk Foods In no respect is the otherwise sound- ing than fn foods that supply the bulk or fibré necessary to assure proper elimination. Most of us pare our fruits, eat our potatoes without their Jackets, and eat prepared foods out of | { 'which the bulk has been refined. Time} | and again the penalty is irregular or incomplete elimination, leading straight to loss of vitality, headaches and a generally depressed outlook on life. You are wise if you adopt as one of the most' important health command- ments for yourself and your family the regular inclusion on the menu of the foods that provide the bulk the system needs -- lettuce, cabbage, carrots, chard, whole wheat bread and cereals, and bran. Bran is particularly con- venient and helpful. It can be : com- bined with refined foods and served in all sorts of other appetizing ways, and besides bulk it supplies iron needed for the making of good, red blood, to- gether with Vitamin B, of value in ton. ing the intestines. : Three In One Recipe avs, (Bran Muffins, Waffles and Griddle . Cakes) 1% cup shortening, 14 cup sugar, 3 eggs (well beaten), 1 2/3 cups sour milk, 1% cups bran, 2 cups flour, 2 teaspoons baking powder, 1° teaspoon soda, 1 teaspoon salt. Cream shorten- ing and sugar. Add eggs, sour milk and bran and let soak until most of moisture is taken up. Sift flour with baking powder, soda and salt and add to first mixture--stirring only until r disyppears. Bake in greased muf- fin tins fn a moderate oven (400 deg. F.) for/20 to 256 minutes or in a hot waffle iron. Some of the mixture may be thinned with water ¥ milk and used for griddle cakes, "Yield: 16 small muflins, 3 wafiles or 8 griddle cakes; Fr Honey Bran Pudding 3% cup butter, 2/3 cup honey, 1 egg (well beaten), 34 cup milk, 1 cup seed- less raisins, 14 cup bran, 1 cup flour, % teaspoon soda, 1% teaspoon salt, Cream butter and honey together, 'Add egg, milk and bran. Sift dry in- gredients and mix with the raisins. Add to first mixture. Combine thor- oughly and put into greased mold; cover tightly, and steam for two hours, Serve with hard sauce. Yield: 6 large servings. Dress Up the Meat . Try sérving meat in new forms. You will find that your family will appreci- ate the novelty, A dash of sugar in meat dishes works wonders. It accen- tuates the flavor of the meat and, of course, adds a little quick-energy to the dish as a whole. Try the following recipes: Beef Loaf 115 pounds round of beef, 1 quart cold water, 1 tablespoon vinegar, 1 tea- spoon sugar, 1 teaspoon sage and thyme, mixed, 1 tablespoon sauce, salt and pepper. Simmer-the beef in the water with the salt until meat is ten- der. Cool. 'Remove bones and fat, and chop very fine, Boil the liquid until re- duced to one cup. Add vinegar, sugar, sage, sauce, thyme, salt and pepper. Mix with the meat. Press into a but- tered mold and leave to become thor- oughly cold. Serve with tomatoes and lettuce with mayonnaise. Stuffed Flank Steak Have a 'flank steak trimmed and scored; that is, cut all over the surface in criss-cross lines. Mix together one cup bread ¢rumbs; one small onion, chopped;- one-halt cup grated raw car- rot; one-half cup finely diced celery; one tablespoon minced parsley; one teaspoon sugar; -salt and pepper to taste, and one-third cup hot water or enough to moisten, Spread this mix- ture over the flank steak. Roll up as tightly as possible. Tie firmly and sprinkle with flour, pepper and salt. Brown quickly in hot fat. Then place In a covered pan and bake in a moder- ate oven for one and one-half hours. Baste two or three times during the cooking with two tablespoons butter melted in one-third cup 'boiling water, When done, remove the strings, Serve with brown gravy made from the fat in the pan, : -- Belleving a fool story is almost as [ ly planned diet more frequently lack- bad as telling a fool story. 3 LIE Sunday School | | Lesson Raed a Lesson V.--October 29, World's Tem- perance Sunday, -- Romans 13:12-- 156.3 = Golden Text--Love worketh no Ill to his neighbor; loye there- fore Is the fulfilment of the law.-- Rom, 13:10, TIME--Paul's letter to the Romans was written AD, 57, 4 FLACE-: was written ir Corinth. The night is far spent, and the da s at hand," Paul means by ni ht, gnorance of God. "Let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armor of li ht." 'Christians, who have seen the ht of Life and are living in fellows ip with him, ought to do the things that he would approve, spurning the deeds farknes Ik becomingly, as i us wa omingly, as in the day." In seemly fashion; in 1 Cor. 14: 40, it is rendered "decently." - No- thing is uglier, more uncouth than unkenness, © "Not revelling and grunkenness. The Jost word in the reek is in the plural, signifyin drinking-bouts or sprees. That 5 the worst of drunkenness, on? drink leads to another, "Not in strife and jeal- ousy." Drunkenness leads also to quarrels. All of these. sins were fre- uently committed, as Paul knew, in the wicked city of Rome, the capital of tha world. "But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ." Paul bids us enter into union with Christ so close that he will be- come the close environment in which we live and move. "For whether we live, we live unto the Lord; or whether we die, we Jie unto the Lord." In life or death alike we are responsible to Christ, because through all changes we are the pos- session of Christ, who has bought us with a price for his own. "For to this end Christ died and lived again, that he miglit be Lord of both the dead and the living." As he died to acquire; so he rose to claim and exercise that right of purchase and dominion over his redeemed, which it is their joy to know that their death does not even interrupt, for then thav are at home with the Lord. "For if because of meat thy brother is grieved, thou walkest no Fh in lcve," We. must translate this and what follows from the problem of Paul's day to the-pbrobi2m of our time. Paul here is writing sbout eating neat which had" been consecrated to idols. All 'the meat sold in the shops and eaten in the homes of the heathen friends and relatives of the Roman Christians had previously formed a part of idolatrous sacrifices in the temples. A converted idolater, par- t=king of such food, was likely to feel stealing over him a flood of the licen- tious memories associated with idol- worship, "Destroy not with thy meat him for whom Christ died." Tt was nothing less than soul-destruction to invite to one's home a convert fro.a heathenism and place before him meat contaminated with idolatry. "Let not then your gid be evil spoken of." Your good is that which is beneficial to your special advantage, and can only mean, in accordance with the context, your stronge: faith and fu.ler liberties. "For the kingdom of God is not eat- ing and drinking, but righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit." This is not the essence of the gospel, this freedom to eat and to drink: the ki: gdom of God is someliing higher than this. In the kingdom of God the important things are righteousness in ovr relations to others, and the peace and joy which result from true spir- itual fellowship. What a triviality, compared with these great snd per- manent things, is what we eat, or what we drink! "For he that herein (that is, in righteousness, peace, and joy in the Holy Spirit) serveth Christ is well- pleasing to God, and approved of men." Well-pleasing to God, since such service is what he enjoins; and approved of men, standing the test of their moral judgments. "So then let us follow after things which make for peace, ard things whereby we may edify one another." Weymouth translates the last clause as "mutual upbuilding of character." "It is good not to eat flesh, nor to by thy brother stumbleth." This sums up the whole story. A A Chuckle Bringing, with him an electric atmos- phere, a young man strode into the newspaper office and banged his cane on the editor's desk. "Where's the editor?" angrily. '"He's--he's out!" replied the clerk nervously, "What's he done this time?" "In that advertisement for my valve- less motor," stormed the visitor, "he's turned the second 'v' into a 'u"." he shouted drink wine, nor to do anything where-| Need In Labrador Missionary Tells of Distress in His Far-Flung Territory Widespread distress among the La- brador Indians was described by Rev, D. C. Noel to the Cathedral Women's Missionary Asspclation in St, John's, Newfoundland, in an address appeal ing for assistance in his extensive territory, = ° 1 ; After a furless winter the Indians had come out of the woods empty- handed last. spring and early this summer, Families whici had eag: erly awaited the usual returns from the fur trade had been in want dur ing the summer and were facing hardship as another winter approach: ed, The unusually soft winter - of 1932-33 had caused a scarcity of fur- bearing animals, Mr. Noel's address took the form of a travelogue through 22 settle ments spread along the hundreds of miles comprising the mission, by boat during the summer months and by komatik in winter. His headquarters were at Battle. Harbor, but owing to the distances te be covered the missionary often was absent from home for months at a time, He sald there was extreme pover- ty in many settlements and spoke in appreciative terms of the work of the Women's Home Mission Association in providing clothing for the Indians. Making a. strong appeal for further assistance, he warned that adequate relief measure should be takeéa im- mediately to ensure that sufficient supplies would be available before navigation closed. ; Wh So serious were conditions in some villages that the Newfoundland Gov- ernment had to distribute supplies this summer to keep the Indians from starving. Rh Spm a in sgimbnns Woman Collects Natural Specimens Of Manitoba Flora Has Found 915 of the Exist- ing 1,013 Known to Exist in Her Province The hobby of collecting material specimens of Manitoba flora has be. come for Mrs, E. J. McMillan, of Wood- haven Park, a pleasure that has now given her a unique distinction, writes Lillian Gibbons, Her collection is the largest' amateur one in Manitoba and is perhaps in the whole Dominion. After shy had collected some 300 specimens, and had identifled them to the best of her knowledge, she sent the lot to the Manitoba Agricultural College for correction by a botanist. When she received her collection back she . received also a "Check List of Manitoba Flora." Up to this point the-woman botanist had not known of the existence of such a list much less had she seen one. In the Book there are listed 1,013 speci- mens. "I had 300 at that time, and the book was a challenge to me." To-day, Mrs. McMillan has 915 speci- mens, just 98 short of the total number known to exist in Manitoba. Trees, weeds, shrubs, everything that grows --I1s contained in that list. Her method of mounting has sur- prised and delighted professionals. Her specimens are so delicately placed that they look like paintings. Their colors are preserved and no ugly smudges of glue are visible, Nor are -there bumps on the centre of the pages--be- cause not all the specimens are placed in the middle. Mrs, McMillan has brought home part of the locale with a specimen in order that it might have familiar soil in which to thrive. Sometimes, this attention {is appreciated by the wild flowers; at other times, the flower grows away from {ts special sod and seeks another spot in the garden. The chickweed runs away and makes itself at home in the regular garden. ee pine I have se!/dom known any one who deserted truth in trifles that could be trusted, in matters of importance. --Paley, ---- ee Four per cent more people were employed in New Brunswick's fish- erles in 1932 than in the preceding year, or a total of 15,764. ' © Z If a man's fortune 'does not fit him, it is like the shoe in the atory; it too large it trips him up, {f too small it pinches him.--Horace. . Or Ol - -- -- hl ea a Vie. | { wid : Personal Glimpses Milton J. Cross never gets came to Hollywood. Ing footsteps in a mystery thriller to * & Can't Insure Hall's 3 Singing Voices There's a limit to the variety of unusual contingencies that even Lloyd's of London will insure you against, it Hall, the "Red Headed Music Maker" seems to have run into something of a stone wall in their attempt to insure the voices of the Iabky Red Head. Note the plural, "voices", for Wendell sings in three distin and his sponsors wanted to insure mishap. They made application with of London Lio * * ¥ Snapshots Eddie Cantor, shortly before his Interviewed by a Hollywood girl for come off the set fatigued from an exhausting scene, she queried, "what makes you look so od?" . | . "Trying to keep young?" repeated the puzzled . "Yes -- four of 'em," explained Eddie, wearily replied Eddie. . . youngster, , Phil Baker the Armour Jester, theatre years ago, gave each of the Neil Sisters, fellow artists on the .bill, Promptly the Neil Sisters' booking went wrong and it wasn't until necessity forced them to liquidate the "charms" a $5-go!d plece as a luck charm. that luck changed for tire- better. _ 3 * % % Ben is Mournful Ben Bernie and his cigar form one of the most inseparable teams in the show business and it is a slow day when the "Old Maestro" destroys fewer than thirty "heaters", But the pace has been telling on . as a result, Ben has been on the diet of "nicotineless" cigars for au indefinite period. And--as the "Old AROUND THE DIAL . By AUSTIN 'MORAN ruffled and is the studios no matter what the stress or strain, , | George. Hicks, serious and conscientious, devotes hours of study in preparation for special assignment broadcasts, , . Edward K. Jewett night supervisor of mike.masters, Is a natural born mimic and regales his associates with imitations of themselves. ., Willlam Scotti, conductor and saxophone soloist, is married to the former Anna Accardl, . . The mother of Muriel Wilson, Mary Lou of the Show Boat Company, fs prominent in politics in New York, , . Bradley Barker, who appears in many programs ag an actor and {mitator of animal and other sounds, first applied his unique gifts to excellent advantage when the talkies He wag everything fn those days from the approach- yd"s, tor the insurance but for once the renowned London firm was stumped, according to the Chicago agency, And that's no 1eflection on the permanency of Wendell's three voices, either, for he's had them all for a good many years now, and the chances are that he'll have them. for a good many years to come, Rh a ooo calmest man. in the a frylng egg in a Jack Holt picture. ET seems, that the sponsors of Wendell ct pitches, all three voices for $100,000 against the A, F. Shaw & Co., Chicago agents * * * return to the air channels, was being her high school paper, He had just "Why, Mr, Cantor", "Trying to keep young", while playing a New York vaudeville bd * * Ben and-he finally consulted a doctor Maestro" puts it--"Am 1 suffering", * A ---------------------------- SE A ------------------ SN LP PAP. etl) SUNDAY. ' 2.00--DBroadway Melody ........ CFRD {3 9 Gene Arnold .........euuen WLW IN THE AIR " 2.30--Hollywood Show ... + CI'RD Pop Concert o.i iivinsnins Sher . 3.00--Symphonic Hour ..v.vvuuuns by 0) B Radio's All-Star Opera Concert ...... vee CRCT " 4.30--Hoover Sentinels ......... Presentations ag 0-9 WAVE LENGTHS . Kilo- . 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Through thig novel broadcast you will be able to participate over the air fn the private consultations of this "well-known f{uterfor decorator, By special arrangement with sta. tion CFRB over which this feature is broadcast Mr, Scott will answer personally, your questions pertain. ing to interior decorating. All ques- tions should be accompanied by a self-addressed, stamped envelope to insure a reply, Jerusalem was surrendered to Gen- eral"Allenby on December 9, 1917, but he did not enter the city until two days later. EE _ ---------- 3 MUTT AND JEFF-- By BUD FISHER She T'ank She Go Home ---- OH WHOOPEE - THE BIG BOSS WANTS TO SEE" You IN HIS OFFICE! | SURPRISE For YoU ~ IM GIVING YoU A CONTRACT FOR YEAR TO STARIN OUR NEXT | PICTURE, AND BESIDES HERE'S £ nN fi AN A EZ MISS WHOOPEE, LHAVE A BIG [2 D\ hy A Iz Ps 2 A) a of. "Ey \veAn? ,000 A Doo Ag) Y ~~ h Rights Rosrval Toads Muck Rag. , A, Po BUT WHOOPEE - Now WHAT po You : EXPECT ME rr SN NAY ) o 2 1 1 e i, -- IT hs my | fm 7 Zl " 2 UY rR "Hl TAKE (T HOME TO THE K\DS -IT MAKES A GOOD J16-SAW : for -typographical LW | headlines, odd combinations of names, "v1 cago's biggest hotels. han Youthful Editors orists Learn How At Chicago Chicago. Oct. 14--What makes a good joke? x : Possibly the largest "funny" class ever assembled listened tensely far the answer. It was no joke to them. 'They were the humorists of tomorrow, and it was all business. A Three hundred from .e 2,000 high school newspapers of the country ab- sorbed the "dos and "don'ts" of the elusive art of making folks smile. 14 to 18, some very young-looking, indeed, who had come a long way from the Pacific coast and trom New England to learn how to make bet- ter newspapers for their schools, What brought them was the twelfth convention of the National Scholas- tic Press Association. Humor is not a rare metal, but fs to be found everywhere that one has an ear, their gulde, a teacher of high school journalism, told them. "Funny things are being sald around you all the time," she pointed out. "Cultivate the habit of listening for them." One such she brought out "rom Chicago's experience with world's fair visitors from small towns. The everyday crowds on the downtown streets have been so thick as to pus: ble many. Frequently this exclama- tion has been heard this summer: "What is going on in town today? It looks like Saturday night." ! Youngsters here and there made hasty notes in their books ag their instructor gave them clues te a suc: cessful "column." t "The humorist has to be a think- er. "Don't clip other people's jokes. It vou haven't enough copy, cut down the size of the column." "puns circulate all over the coun- try. If a joke seems very popular, better not use it. Probably a vaude- ville actor has used it, and 1,000 people have heard it already. "You've got poking fun at anybody, Often there is a good deal ot malice in such jokes. "Don't? use Scotch jokes unless ex tremely good . They're old. Avold jokes about puppy love. Don't do ft. They are too personal." "Among good courses for jokes, look errors, humorous on the black queer combinations '| board, 'boners' fn examinations." To illustrate again the teachei : read this blunder, "Henry founded the Renaissance, a school for aviators." The young folks who had been well fed with the Renaissance, guffawed. The huniorists made one end of a SRCT Ht wo-ring journalistic circus. They had halt of the ballroom in one of Chl The other halt was taken up by several hundred other young editors earnestly absorb WLW | ing how to write editorials. One side Sv | of the house sometimes disturbed the other, but each kept at it admirably. The "funny" class was led by Misa Joanna Sander, editorial adviser of the weekly paper at the Englewood : | High School, Chicago, and president of the National Association of Journalism Advisers. More than 900 high school "| delegates from 26 states registered. oh. '| People of Todmorden Studying Languages Claiming to be the cultural centre of the Calder Valley, Todmorden Scotand, is now distinguished fo! the great number of its working-class i folk studying languages. There are millglrls, shop assist ants, bus drivers, conductors, and railwaymen who can speak German, Spanish, French or Italian, as the re- sult of attending night classes con- ducted by men who have travelled for local firms abroad, One of the tutors said his. pupliz preferred to spend their pocket-money on study rather than on the cinema -- = Women's Smoking is Discordant to Germans Erfurt, proud of being the first city in Germany to introduce into places of public entertainment signs reading "The German Woman Does Not Smoke," is gratified at finding emulat- ors. The City Councils of Merserberg Weissensens and Seitz have passed resolutions requiring restaurants and | cafes to exhibit similar signs. The yesolutions declare that "accor ding to sound German feeling the mis. chievous habit of women's smoking fa discordant." ow Breakfast Cocktail (Serves 1) 1 egg yolk, 2 oranges, juice of, 1 tea spoon -honey or sugar to taste pinch ol salt, Beat together and drink every morning. ' ----an a 43) tes. aa. More than sixty different kinds ol food fish and she'lfish are taken every year by Canada's commercial fishermen. No Canadian need buy fmported fish, Production from Quebec's cod fish. ery in 1932 wag valued at approxi mately $648,726. Most of Quebec's cod catch is marketed in ths dried form. Hear Jokes Defined Three Hundred Future Hum- They were boys and- girls of from I < to be careful about IY a RN