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ae S. alot radio"! « .quired to supply his own brick. ~~ The best form of éxercise is to push - Man--My wife comes from a 'very ¢; Dttawa stating that a special kind tds of rolling chair which would enahis| Brockville Examiner, & ; » The fellow who used to sit and lis- ten -to an Qld Edison wax cylinder phonograph grind out the same scrat- chy tune hour after hour now sdys: "For Pete's sake, shut off that danged Wife--I can read you like a book, John, : ° Husband--Why don't you, then? You * skip what you don't like in a book, and linger over it in me. : sh i i ~Wife--~When I married you I told you you'd have to give up club and friends. EES : Husband--You didn't say anything . about giving up my salary. Man wanted for Smash-and-Grab 'Raid, -- Headline in a Provincial Paper. - 3 The successful applicant will be res. What if a man does spend one-third of his time in bed? It's the other two-thirds that causes all his troubles. Wife--Are all men as stupid as you are? . ? ; 3 Hushand--No, my dear. Some of them are still bachelors. There wasn't much sale for the gofa until somebody christened it a "Love Seat" J Rl Woman--What can I do to reduce? Doctor--Take: plenty of exercise, yourself back from the table three - times each day. : Caller--I'm a bill collector, madam: Newly:Wed--=-Just 'a moment, sir, and I'll give you the biggest collec: tion 'of bills you ever saw. "The aim of modern woman {is sald to be to look younger than they |- are and to act younger than they . look. -- x: large family, . Neighbor--You're lucky. My wife brought a- large family with her. : "Human Nature. . A woman tells a man that she is proud :0f him 'then he immediately does something to spoil it. . Sam--Ta that fellow all right to take on a fishing trip? Burt--Is he? Say, besides doing the cooking he'll think up les for the whole crowd. 10 One marrled man says that the jaws of death are not to be com- pared with the "Jaws of Life." - Man--I'm in an awful predicament. Neighbor--What's the trouble? Man--I've lost my glagses and 1 ean't look for them until Ive found them again, g : 3 The man who stands between love and duty isn't long in forgetting his responsibilities, { Traveler (to small storekeeper as he watched the man's wife busy im the store)--Hard-working little wife you've got, Bill: ~~ Storekeeper--My word, yes! I only wish I had a couple of more like her. "It a girl marries the boy who kept her waiting, she'll have to wait on him hand and foot." . Man--I've got the grdatest . little ampire in the world. * Friend--What makes you think so? Man--She always thinks I'm safe when I am out, % Love makes a man think almost .p8 much of-a-girl.es hic doo of him- self. 3 : r------t As long as a man has faith in him. pelt he doesn't despair of his coun. 2 ALY REA = St. Matthew ~~ Up to Date . =--The common conception of cus- Yoms officers as a particularly hard- hearted class of people is dug for revision in view of a little incident|" reported in the current issue of the National Revenue Review, that ex- pellent houge-organ of the depart- ment of the same name, * It appears that a crippled girl liv- Ing in one of the western provinces recently wrote to the department at "her to move about had been imported by her father and mother, who were In poor circumstances, from the Unit- od States. The little girl wid that they could not enter the chair at Customs because the family was too poor to pay the duty thereon, There was no way under the aw of purmit- Jing the chair to be enterad duty free, but several of the headquarters of- PARTICULARS C. A. GENTLES & CO. Members, Toronto Btock Exchange 847 BAY ST, TORONTO GOLD MINES LTD, oN REQUEST THREE ILLS ROUTED Health Tip from Woman of 67 "For headache -- constipation -- rheumatism ~~ I use Kruschen. And since I have used it, I, am in Very much better health, In fact, I hardly ever wake with those bad headaches and that general feeling of lassitude. Kruschen has helped me beyond words, 1 67 and feel young." -- thus writes Mrs, M.G. It' is reasonable to ask why it is that headaches, constipation, and rheumatism all yleld so completely to Kruschen? What is the secret of Kruschen"s effectiveness against these different complaints? The secret is an open one, It is revealed in the analysis on the bottle--for physiclans and everyone else to see. 8ix vital, mineral salts, That {3 the secret. Each of these six salts has an action of its own. Where one cannot pene- trate another can -- nd does, Stom- ach, liver, kidneys and digestive tract are all benefitted and toned up to a top-notch comliition-of efciency. If. you ha r tried Kruschen--try it now at AERIAL We have distributed a great many special 'JIANT" packages which make it casy for you to prove our claims for yourself. Ask your drug- ist for the new "GIANT" 760 package. his consists of our regular 76¢c bottle together with a separate trial bottle-- sutficlent for about one week. Open the trial bottle first, put it to the test, and then, if not entirely 'convinced that Kruschen does avers thing we cle'm it to do, the regular bottle is still as good as new. Take it back. Your druggist is authorized to return Jour:ise immediate ly and without question. You have tried ruschen free, at. our expense. What could be fairer? Manufactured 2A E. Griffiths Hughes, Ltd., Manchester, Eng. (Estab. 17566). Importers: McGilitvray Bros., Ltd. Toronto, po Glinty Evening Frocks New York, Sept, 18. -- Sliding-to- the-right toques-and round brimmed felt hats, velvet and satin evening gloves, pieced together crepe evening slippers, Alice-in-Wonderland combs, are among the materialized ideas in the field of "accessories." Bags for avening, if not of be- jewelled velvets 'are either of glossy metal or a trick satin with a sparkle in it. The dresses they go with ure like- wise glinty, but this does not mean #1. ensemble is in order. On the con- trary, contrast is much in the vogue. White gloves and sparkling white bags may go with any evening dress of:gold metal, deep rich-colored velvet, or pale. shaded crepe with narrow silver stripes. : Evening shoe., mostly crepe, like- wise have a dash of brilliancy, some- tires combining the qualities of both dress and bag, Hence the pleced- together appearance. \ - Hats for the theatre are necessarily small. For cockta' parties they are as large as desired, and may sit on the back of the head. 4 A & National Telephone, and Telegraph Corporation Write -for our Booklet describing this sound investment security, W. C. PITFIELD -& C. LTD. 80 KING ST, WEST How Acid Stomach Makes Itself Known to You HERE ARE THE SIGNS: Nervousness Frequent Headaches Neuralgia Feeling of Weakness Indigestion. - Breepitnare™ Loss of Appetite Aouth Acidity Nausea Sour Stomach | Auto intozication - WHAT TO DO FOR IT: E--2 teas 1s of every mornin AR, ¥ \ up. Ta another 4 ul minutes another RELL LLL a -- " Ep) io 13 beg. a a e new fll Mo ho ar rected above, va % i If you have Acid Stomach, don' worry about it. Follow the simple drt fo, ho Pes ips i acts af once to neutralize the acids that cause headach 7 and other distress Try eh. Joi feel liken new person, p : ut-=be car ou get REAL milk of magnesi genuine magnesia, when Oot Meg nesia. Ses that th " x LIPS ie on at | 6 name PHIL. ALSO 'IN TABLET FORM ficials of the department contributed an amount covering the duty, sent ft! to the collector at the port, and the little disabled girl got her chair, i Phillips ' Milk of Magaes ia ALTO IN 3 : : ThA i MADR 14 CANADA And Accessories |. and _coral-colored fingernails X Yizdeo Credit Continues High Long-Sighted Policy Explains Recent Purchases Criti- cized by Many as cessive 5 'The Commission, like any other pub- lie utility, must look ahead and an- ticipate future needs. These must include a reserve, to cover temporary failure water supply, or faflure of equipment. From the nature of elec: trical development, future needs must be estimated over a ¢onsiderable per: fod. It is often several years, after a contract is made, before power fis delivered, for a big power project takes a long time to construct and put into operation. Moreover, such projects cannot be undertaken at all if sales of power are not foreseen. . There are three main sources of water-power available for electrical development: the Niagara, Ottawa and St. Lawrence Rivers. The Niag- ara is international, tLe United States Senate falled to ratify the treaty for using more of its water for power. The Ottawa {is interprovincial, and its development {involves long nego- tiations. The St. Lawrence is partly international (this section {s not yet avallable) and partly in the Province of Quebec, In view of these interna: tional and interprovincial complica tions, it was possible for the Com. mission to provide for future needs only by purchase of power developed in the Province of Quebec, Agree- ments were .therefore entered into with the Gatinau, Beauharnois and Maclaren interests, At Chats Falls the Commission bought the Quebec share of the power rights before the devhlopment was made. The power contracted for was the very minimum which could be expec- ted to be needed, on the basis of the Commission's experience. Pur. chases were on the basis of ufider 8 per cent, yearly increase, as against .actual 11 per cent. up-to the time the contracts were made. The Com- mission's estimates of the demand proved to be conservative. The peak was in 1930, since then Hydro has suffered, like all other undertakings, from the world-wide depression. It should be noted, however, that the domestic load continues to increase and that other loads, such as street lighting, remain as they were: Hydro has not suffered fom the depression as might have been expected, and its credit continues to increase and that other loads, such as street light- ing, remain as they were: Hydro has not suffered from the depression as might have been expected, and its credit continues high. pos ; Prince of Wales Cloth | Favorite for Spring You might as well make up your mind to get your angora. You can have it in alm.st any form that pleases you--dress, coat, hat or ac- cessories, but angora is as important for summer as it has been, mixed with wool and tweed, for winter, Of course, it has lightened fin weight as well ar color, and made into some of the early Spring blouses it looks like that old fashioned supn- sugar candy. In pale pastels with a dusty cast, the blues, inks, mauves, greens and yellows are lovely. ' Next to angora comes the Prince of Wales Guar¢ cloth, which is a smooth, lightweight wool in a very nice gray-blue color. This is an English fabric in high favor in Paris." A two-piece town or country suit of this fabric should be design- éd on very tailored lines with small revers, a hip-length jacket, straight skirt and cuff. of plain or striped pique. Double or single-breasted and with buttons of gold or silver-knots or nuggets serve as fastenings. Hats run to sailors--the anciént kinds with wide brims--but the brims are turned up slightly at the Lase of the crowns. : HEI As the sensation of hunger pre- supposes food to satisfy it, so the sense of dependence on God resip- poses Hin existence and character.-- 0. B, Frothingham. j COLDS THAT HANG ON Coughs that rack the whole system-- there's a job for SCOTT'S EMULSION .OF COD LIVER OIL 13-33 "RICH IN VITAMINS this typical Swiss structure and the 1 $6,000 a month se'll be able to salt | a young debutante at the IN THE ALPINE COUNTRY Switzerland--Another small goun- try--has an area of only 16,787 square miles and, for this area, it {s probab- ly the most mountainous country in the world, ~ But the Swiss people know how to capitalize on this glori ous scenery, consequently the tourist industry is the greatést business of 'the country, We have wonderful mountain scenery too but, on the oth- er hand, Canada isso vast that these features have beén almost entirely exploited by the railways--not so in Switzerland, there everyone is inter- ested and rightly so. House and church archite¢ture blend into the landscape; wood-capvers use natural objects as models for thelr wonderful productions; Swiss hotels and hotel managers are known and aré to be found the world over, In this connec: tion, one of the finest schools for ho- tel keeping is at Laucanne and its graduates are much' sought after. A LITTLE GEOGRAPHY AND HISTORY Switzerland is a federal republic and is made up of 24 Cantons, the last three of which joined the federa: tion in 1815. It is about the oldest of the present day republics and has been pointed out as a striking example of democratic government. These Cantons are independent, except iu matters affecting the whole country, in which they are subject to the Fe- deral Constitution. The languages of the country are four in number; tha greater part of the population speak German, after which comes French, Italian and a dialect, allied to Latin, = oy CAPT. F. H. REID - "Travel Impressions" have been coming to us each week. These articles are a feature of this paper and are taken from the experiences of one who has seen what he writes about. We have been asked to bring to' your attention a. unique trip which' Captain Reid is organizing and which he will personally direct this coming Summer, If you have no definite plans and desire to take advantage of a real obportunity to see the Old Land under ideal aus- plces, this selected motor Party should appeal to you. Here are but a few of the fea- tures: Lakeland -- Lake Winder- mere, Loch Lomond and the Lakes of Killarney; the Welsh Mountains and the. Highlands of Scotland; Cathedral Cities--Salisbury, York, Chester, Durham, Wells, Ely, Here- ford, Lincoln, Peterborough, Win- chester, ete.; Castles = Warwick,' Blarfiegy, Carnarvon, Edinburgh, ete.; Shakespeare, Scott, Words- worth, Moore and Handy Country; The Fens; The Dukeries; Glorious Devon; Cornish Riviera; The Tyos- sachs and the Garden of Ireland; Giants' Causeway. Lovely roads, beautiful scenery. London, Fdin-- burgh, Belfast, Dublin, Douglas -- all tn one glorious holiday. For further information regard- ing this or any other holiday you contemplate, address Capt, F. H. called Romansch. Roughly speaking, French is the language of the south- west; Italian that of the southern slope of the Alps; Romansch of cer: tain districts in the Grisons and Ger- man the remainder of the country English is spoken as an auxiliary lan guage, Particularly in the larger plac es, -Climatically- Switzerland has no standard; altitude has much to .do with climate c#nditions and theré is a great diversity of vegetation, Because 'of its central position and neutral at" titude, throughout many generations, Switzerland has been chosen as the meeting place for many Important ga- therings of an international nature-- this adds greatly to its importance in world affairs. TWO WEDDINGS Always of interest to the ladies-- sometimes to the men also--is a brl- dal procession, We saw an interest- ing one at Lucerne and another a few miles away, as we were travelling a- long the road. The first one was go- ing Into the Cathedral at Lucerne; that interesting building, with its. four-sided twin spires pointing heaven ward. At night, flood-lights. flluminate glory of the sight, as oné comes upon it suddenly, causes a gasp of aston- ishment. The wedding procession dif- fered from ours. First of all, be- cause it was on foot; secondly, the bride and groom headed the proces- sion; followed by the diminutive flow- er girl and the friends in pairs. be- hind. The bride was demure and sweet--all brides are--and as the par- ty came up the wide steps, leading from the street, passers-by stopped to o smile and, T hove, to wish then joy this next week, Reld, C.P.R. Building, Toronto, and happiness. Some of the guests were dressed in national costumes, while the principals wore the conven- tional garb, The second wedding party was less pretentious, It was seen on a road leading into' Austria. Only one open carrlage, drawn by a team of bay horses with nodding white plumes on their heads. In the carriage, facing the front, sat the bride in her finery, accompanied by her bridesmaid. On the other seat, facing them, was the groom and his best man.. Around the hood of the carriage roses were en- twined, the whole making a very beautiful sight, the only incongrous note was the driver in his shirt sleev- es. 'At my motion, the carriage drew up for me to take a picture. It was just a group of working folk, but for the four participants, it was a big day. A BOY AND A PIG Another homely incident. Just outside of Lucerne one morning, as our car turned the corner of the road, we came across a boy taking a large hog to market. The porker was squealing and creating a terrific din but the lad was patiently trying to guide him in the way he was to go by means of a cord tied to the pig's hindleg. Of course I wanted a picture of this and the boy was most obliging. With some effort, he braced his feet firmly on the roadway and managed to hold a Position long enough for me to accom: plish my purpose. 3 } . Speaking about pigs, suppose we take you to Killarney in Ireland for the monthly market day, Watch for hd PE. PE Bi Chicago--Vivacious Nancy Leiter, peor little rich girl whose menthly allowance has been cut to -$6,000,, is struggling with a new budget and wondering whether she will have to given up any of her ponies. "Nancy's only extravagance is her ridin; horses, - Judge John F. O'Connell in probate court decided that Nancy would have to get along the next few months on $6,000 a month instead of the $7,500 she has been accustomed to. Her mother agrecd when she learned that only $50,000 is available until next November 14 when Nancy has her eighteerth birthday and becomes a very rich, young woman, On her- birthday she will receive -$600,000 in cash from the estate of her famous grandfather, Levi Z. Leiter, the capitalist, and $800,00¢ theld for her by her mother. She also will receive a handsome legacy from the estate of her father, Joseph Leiter, millionaire sportsman and capitalist, and later there will be anothér million or more from the Levi Leiter estate. "If Nancy hes to get along on away only about $4,500," commented Casino when she heard of the little rich girl's "plight." For all the skin Catfonra Lis Vigmoters Ointment should always keep fron hand, Price 250. and 500, Girl Millionaire Fo Food Industry Gets 'Has Allowance Cut New Scale of Wages Montreal --A pew wage scale for the "food indusiry in Montreal and district was set recently by the Quebec Women's Minimum Wage Board, sitting under the chairman- ship of Gustave Franco. Rates were set to range frrm a minimum of $7 for ths lower class operaters to $10 for higher grades for biscuits, jams, meat - packers and "sundries" div- irions. REE EIN Refuses to Play Opposite Mae West HOLLYWOOD, -- George Raft, screen actor, has notified his producers he will not play upposite Mae West in a forthcoming screen production. Studio officials said another actor would be chosen, Sequences in the picture call for a number of close- ups of Miss West with the back of the leading man *~ the camera. It was this fact ta which Raft was repoted to have objected. 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Additional cost to Canada, which receives an allowance for the Welland Canal, of $142,000,000. A waterway, according tp govern. ment engineers capable of carrying 13,000,000 tons of foreign commerce annually at a saving of $97,000,000, By The Wild Duck Twilight, Red in the West. Dimness. A glow on the wood. The teams plot home to rest, The wild ducks come to glean. O souls not understood, What a wild cry in the pool; What things have the farm ducks seen That they cry so--huddle and ery? Only the soul that goes. Eager, Eager, Flying. Over the globe of the moon, Over the wood that glows. Wings linked. Necks a-strain, A rush and a wild crying. Lawrence A cry of the long pain. In the reeds of a steel lagoon, In a land that no man knows. --John Masefield. Canadian Chances In the Argentine Discussing market possibilities for fish products in the Argentine Repub- lic a recent report from the office of the Canadian Government Trade Com missioner at Buenos Aires suggests that Dominion exporters should "be able to obtain a share of the codfish and herring trade." The report {in- dicates, too, that there is also- a lim- ited outlet in Argentina for canned fish and canned lobsters as well as fcr frozen salmon. Canadian exporters who may be interested in further in- formation in this regard can obtain the report from the Commercial In- telllgence Service of tlie Department of Trade and Commerce at Ottawa. Pensacola, Fla.--Physiclans Issued a call recently for volunteers to give blood in an effort to prolong the life of Miss Ella Mae Cobb, 22 years old, whose nose has been bleeding for 56 days. Doctors say chat there is no hope for a permanent cure, . ' POTATOES Ask us for prices on P.B.I. 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