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3 24 te he ean fa LE put what is meant by this word "Hell" They say sometimes "Its cold . > i g > N - , 25! > gon [~~ make both ends meet. : traipsing around all day with a peck of fe The HELL" he 'Sometimes they gay, "Its hot as - Hell®-" : When it rains hard, "Its Hell" they 'Its also Hell when its dry. « They "hate like Hell" to see «SNOW; 13 Its a "Hell of a wind" when it starts to blow; ' "What in He'l" they mean it ; vv this word "Hell"? "This married life is Hell'l they say When he comes home late, 'there's Hell to Pay"; "Its Hell" when the kid you hat to tote, : When he starts to yell, its "a hell of a note." "Its Hell" when the doctor sends his bill For a "Hell of a lot" of trips . and pills; When you get this you will know well Just what is meant by this word t "Hell." / "Hell, yes!" "Hell, no!" and "Oh, Hell!" too, "The Hell you don't" and "the Hell you do." ; And "what in Hell?" and "the Hell it is?" - "The: Hell with yours!" and "the Hell with his!" : "Now, who in Hell=" and "Oh, Hell, where!" \ And "What in the Hell do you - think I care!" But "the Hell of it is'*--its sure as Hell : We 'don't know what In the Hell is Hell. , - Ie --J.P.R. APRIL BRIEFS Nothing is worse than to be stuck with a fancy name that's completely out of style, ' Tals - Opportunities to lose. 'money -pop' up 'every hour of the day. - We may solve some problemis by thinking -- never. by brooding. _ The man who needs $10,000 to get him out of a hole must envy the fel- low who needs only $5. : The wise wife never quarrels with her husband the day before pay day. Nothing ever looked as queer as see- ing your own name in print -- -mis- spelled, Its a wise woman who knows her. own: lipstick from the rest on her husband's handkerchief. ; The collector for the wages of sin is never turned away empty-handed. What you see often depends on' what you're looking for, One occasionally meets a woman of few words -- but oh, how she overworks them! : Often it takes as much courage to resist as it does to go ahead. 'To lovers, the simplest sentences are infinite in: meaning and never become hackneyed, A girl with a lovely disposition never needs to worry about being an old maid, } : A man without ambition is like a pan of dough without the yeast to rajse it, AN ; wr.) ~~ ' 25a These are the days that keep a person running around in a circle to ASCO--How 1s old .Donnelson's credit? SRI a a CUTJ--Its no good. He always pays cash for ever : ; ything, Film Star -- This cosmetic is aw- ful stuft--why did you buy it? > Maid--I read an advertisentent in which you endorsed it. % Most people have some aim in life, but too many of them use blanks in firing. at their targets. ; Frind -- I hear all your daught- ers are married now. : 'Wholesale Merchant -- Two are gold off, three are on order, and one is still in stock, ° dat R/S Jerry ~~ You loved her very much?|. Perry -- So much that when her first husband died I married her that 1 might share her grief and so lessen "Jerry -- And how did it work? Perry -- Fine! I'm sorrier ' now for his death than she is. ~~ Speaking of gluttons tor punish- ment, there is the woman who goes et in a quart of shoes, Hubby (absent-minded) -- Where .|-over their eyes. THE CENTRE OF ULSTER Belfast is a seaport and a muni pal and parliamentary . borough of Is was created a city fn .and, aceording to the 1928 cen- a population of 415,000, Since the formation of the Irish Free State, Belfast hgs been the Capital of Nor d, the first parliament of ned by King George in » othe Prince of Wales formally opened new Legislative Buildings--a beautiful "marble pile, Just 'on 'the outskirts of the city at Belmont, { " LARGEST IN THE WORLD We are so 'accustomed, on this slde of the water, to think of having the largest of this, that or the other thing, that it is difficult to Imagine a city, of about halt the size of Toronto, to excel in 80 many endeav- ors. Belfast has the largest ship: building plant, the largest tobacco factory, the largest rope works and the largest flax spinning mills in the world--some record, In normal times, these Industries give employment to both sexes; a most desirable condi. tion in any city. This is the more remarkable when it is considered that the district does not possess: the ad: vantages of coal or fron. In addition to: the industries mentioned, the mer ated waters and the whiskies of. Bel fast are known throughout the world, + A TRYING TIME, The depression hag hit Belfast, as it bas struck other places, The ship- 'building and the linen industries, par- ticularly, have suffered, and unem- ployment, among those who do not earn enough to build up any, reserve, always causes unrest. : My party visited Belfast in the fall of 1932 and, at that time the eco- nomic situation was acute, Added to this was a certain political tension, dua to the fact that the new Parlla- ment Buildings were to be opened in November and thére-were those in the city, of Republican tendencies, who made it their business to foment "discontent. It was also stated that disturbers from the Irish Free State-- which has always opposed a division in Ireland--were in Belfast to add to the disaffection. UNREST AND STRAIN 'The streets: were filled with rest- less groups, of people, walking rap- idly but aimlessly from place to place. There were over 3,000 policemen in the corners, 4n groups of four to six, watching for possible trouble, Now and then an armoured car would be driven down the road or a tar on which were police with a machine gun, It looked as if everyone was on the streets; women and girls, car- rying babies wrapped in the shawls that: covered their heads and shoul ders; men with scarves around their throats and their caps pulled well There was a sinis- ter and ominous tenseness in the air g was gnxlous. i, 'we deviated by way of a. cro to Sandy Row, at the foot of Boyne Bridge--any Belfast man can tell you where 'that is. Seeing some excite- ment, -at the middle of the bridge, which arches over the railway tracks, we wernt to investigate and were al- most knocked down by a crowd that was being pursued by-the police, Hug- ging the bridge railings, we let the mob rush by and returned to the foot of the bridge and interestedly watched the mob--composed of men, women and children--preparing to at- tack the police with stones and bricks, picked up from the roadway. At this juncture, I happened to glance to my left and, to my conster- nation, 1 noticed 'a squad of police, who had stolen around the block, em- erging from the shadows with drawn batons rushing to surprise the crowd from behind, We were thus between {wo fires and, of course, we should not have heen-there at 'all, However, there 'was no time to lose, so hastily pushing my wife against a wall and getting close to it myself, we await: ed developments. A man, who, a second before, had stood beside us, was knocked flat; others were slug: ged without any discrimination" and a miniature riot was in progress, y : "The California Boller Maver" Omega 011 aa & dasly rib gown, Ao one mega Ofl as a dally rub down, nc thinks more of it than I do. It Is a liniment of amazing strengthening . ae my gl "honey? Lr : ¥ ots, ~ 8 Wie (busily) -- Tight h Agni hn A. - C0 IT) at apt Yeting 4 ot, in. Haron Sonya "= By CAPT. F. H. Belfast and .they were standing on}. reet, which-led us' REIC :'¥ * ¢ AV" 8 . i TRE = THE BRITISH ISLES, : England, Scotland, Ireland and Walea--just think of yisiting them for the first time, or, it you have been there before, think of renew- ing your previous experience. It 1s worth while to bulld up an estate of memories for the future: it 1s 'worth while DOING IT NOW. Captain Reld's all motor, all Brit- ish tour galls ou the "Empress of Australia". on June 21st. You can take 31 days, 46 days or continue on the whole trip for the 52 days, It costs nothing to enquire--it is a wonderful opportunity, x Or, If you want to go to the Con- tinent or the Passion Play, there are seven [tineraries available, ran. -glng from 27 days to 57 days and in price from $341 to $778. Write to Captain F. H, Reid, O. P, R. Building, Toronto, or tele H phone WAverley 6646. Si Fortunately, just at that moment, a smart shower of rain commenced to fall; this served to dampen the ar. dour of all the participants tore than anything else could have done. Our adventure was over, Il tell you something about an ocean trip next week. TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR The typographical error is a slippery thing and sly, You can hunt until you are dizzy but ft somehow will get by, Till the forms are off the presses, it is strange how' still it keeps, 't.shrinks down into a corner, and it never stirs or peeps, That typographical error, too small for human eyes, Till the ink is on the paper when it grows to mountain size, The boss, he stares with horror, then he:grabs his hair and groans; The copy reader drops his head upon his hands and moans-- The remainder of the issue may be e clean as clean can be, But that typographical error is the only thing you see. Beatty Bros. of Fergus Add New Lines Fergus.--Beatty Bros. Limited an- nounced recently purchase of three outstanding linés from the "Goold Shapley and Miilr Company of Brant- ford, Ont. The departments pur- chased include "the popular line 'of Brantford Windmills, Hand and Power Pumps, and Grain Grinders, Patents, Dies, Patterns, etc., in con- nection with these lines are also in- cluded In the purchase and are now being moved to the Beatty Factory at Fergus. «An. ounce of tomatu seed will pro- duce 1,600 plants; cabbage seed 1,800 'plants, and celery seed 3,000 plants. 'WORKED ONLY ONE WEEK IN TWO Sciatia Kept Him At Home It is the wife who sends us this {n- formation about her hushand's troub- les, She 'writes;--"For some time past, my husband has been able to work only one week in two, on 'ac- count of sciatica. He suffered so much from {it that he could scarcely move for the pain.- We tried many things, but without result. Then we saw in the papera an .account of.the gond results that had been. ohtathed to give them a trial. For twelve months past, my husband has been taking his 'little dose': of- Kruschen every morning. Now, he has no more trouble with the sciatica, and is working regularly.' --(Mrs,) M. Doctors estimate. that oneshalt ot civilised humanity suffers from par- tial constipation. This condition re. sults in 'an unsuspected residue of waste matter, which poisons the blood and produces sclatica, as well as many of the mystery aches' and pains from which people suffer. Kruschen keeps the organs of elim- ination ih perfect trim, so that every particle of poisonous waste material is expelled gently, regularly and com- pletely," I'S LIVER THAT MAKES YOU FEEL S0-WRETCHED Wake up your Liver Bile --No Calomel necessary For _you to féel healthy and | happy, and soothing power. your liver must pour two pounds 1 James J. Joftries, for long the Cham. | Quid into las flay. Jylth- pfon heavy-welght of the world, found | tion, slow elimination, poisons. in the that Omega Oil went deeper, and|bedy. General wretchedness. © = limbered up those great muscles | How cn you €xpect to clear up a al quigken, ega Ol og howel moving salts, ofl, | Trvecal wader, i hae 0s, Spratt laxative gum, candy or chewin nay r 8 or ughage. They won't wake up your l- si i Sh ate. Qu | Eobetitacen. are at an Arasmate 64 -N trom Kruschen Salts, and we dectded jy Such reports as | Save Poker Hands to get Better Cigarette Papers EE--Everybody agrees that "Chantecler" and "Vogue are the best papers--you can get 5 large books of either brand--free for only ene complete set of Poker Hands, from your nearest Poker Hand Premium Store or by mail from P.O. Box 1380, Moatreal, P.Q: = with "Mote tobacco for the. moaey" means more cigar- ettes for the money--with Turret Fine Cut. Aad it means better cigarettes, too ~milder, cooler, more fra- grant smokes! Turret Fine Cut gives you Poker Hands SAVE THE TURRET FINE CUT/ and Poker Hands, too as well--which can beex. chan of va yourself and your home. Start today to make your . money go farther--'"roll your "own" with Turret Fine Cut, It pays to "Roll Your Own" with - TURRET FINE CUT CIGARETTE TOBACCO - POKER HANDS Imperial Tobacco Company of Camda, Limited Er ------e---- free for a wide list le, useful gifts for Motor Sales Great Gain Studebaker Reports .the Best Month for Two Years in Sales "Walkerville, Ont,--Cheery evidence of prosperity is found in a report re. leased recently by the Studebaker Corporation of Canada, Limited. According to C. S. Fletcher, sales manager of the Studebaker Corpora. tion of Canada, Limited, Studebaker shipments for tLe moth of March Just finished exceeded any single month's shipments for thet previous 21 months. ; 3 That this increase is a definite trend Is further borne out by the fact that Studebaker entered April with more bonafied orders on hand than have been shipped for. any of the past 22 months. April is predict. ed to be the best month, with one exception, for the last four years. In the early part of February, shortly after the big metropolitan motor shows {n Canada and the States, the Studebaker officials fore- saw a huge shortage of cars in the early spring. Plans- were immedi- ately laid for greatly increased pro- duction and large commitments were released to all suppliers. The Stude- baker plant has been going at top speed since that time, but despite these early preparations it has still failed to catch up with the large bank of orders now on file To quote' Mr, Fletcher, "This re markable increase in our business Is attributed to the introduction last February of the Special Dictator series, a line of Studebaker automo- biles listing at less than $1,000 at the factory, and to the intensive adver- tising exploitation which has been put behind these cars, . . "The last few years have brought drastic revisions in public buying methods, The great majority of peo- | ple are no longer fooled - by super- cial appearance. They are extreme- ly cautious cbout parting with the dollar and are looking 'keenly for ~¥alue-and-quality in their anticipated purchase, "To take every advantage of the great wave of buying this year which has already definitily --manifested itself, we have made very compre- hensive sales and advertising plans. "We have every reason to believe that Canadian commerce is definitely on the up-grade, and we feel that our product, backed up by sound merchandising' plans, 'will enable us to be among the first to. feel the eftects-ot the strong recovery trend." these, indicating i. business very decided up-turn throughout the world generally, are definitely gratifying to everyone in- terested In Canadian 'business, It is hoped -that the business improvement reported 'by the Studebaker Corpor- ation of Canada, Limited, may be Dominion, No Remains Found J -Montreal,--Stumbling with a box of dynamite and detonating caps in his arms, Daniel Plouffe was blown to. pieces. So severe was the explosion a coroner's jury was told that no part of Plouffe"s body was recovered Plouffe hud: been using the explos- ives to blast stone for an extension to his house. He was -ntoving the box for fear children. might find it and be endangered. v 421 College St. "Toronto and Used used motoreyoles, 'Term! similaxly prevalent throughout the a proposal that a 4 ey Write at once for out bargain lst ot I} Prince Inspects Giant Cunarder Glasgow--To a chorus of buzz ing machinery and the rattle of hy- draulic riveters, the Prince of Wales was recently hoisted in a tiny steel Cunarder "534" on her stocks at Clydebank He went up for a looksee." The Prince came to Glasgow to open a Boy Scouts' exhibition and he stood bareheaded whilé 15,000 Scouts and "Girl Guides shrilled excited cheers. Later he seized an opportunity to see work progresing on the giant lin- er in the hands of some thousands of laborers. The ascent in the cage was to reach the "A" deck, where he plied the of- ficials with questions from the bird's eye vantage. . A Man's Prayer Let me live, oh mightly Master Such a life as men should know, Tasting triumph and' disaster Joy and not too much of woe, Let me run the gamut over, Let me fight and love and laugh, And when I'm beneath the clover, Let this be my epitaph: Here lies one who took his chances In the busy world of men, Battled luck and circumstances Fought and fell and fought again. Won sometimes but did no crowing, vy sometimes, but didn't wail, ook his beating but kept going, Never eg ut fail, 4 He was fallible and hu.nan, Therefore loved and understood, Both his fellowmen and women, Whether good--or not so good-- Kept his spirit undiminished, Never laid down on a friend, Played the game till it was finished Lived a sportsman till the end. Its easy to be broad-minded in matters that affect us only slightly, or not at all. - India To Display At C.N.E. This Year India now takes its place in the "Show Window of the Nations." The Canadian National Exhibition was notified by cable from the India office in' London that the Indian Govern- ment has approved participation in the Exhibition this year and the dis- play from the picturesque Indian Em- pire will be located in the Govern- ment Building, Child Welfare Section - League of Nations Meet GENEVA---The effects of the econ- omic depression on children and young people was the main subject under discussion at a meetipg of the child welfare committee of the League of Nationg which began recently. Also on the committees agenda was official documents and particularly birth certificates shall not reveal the fact of illegitima- cy Bo that the child may not Ye hamp- ered in life from the start, + Storage holdings of dressed poultry in Canada on January 1 of this year amounted to 11,649,762 pounds, some 40 per cent greater than at the same date on the previous year. " aa Stay hil | ANDREWS LIVER SALT cage 200 feet up the side of the giant|- Test of Fairness I tried out an abridged question- naire, addressed to eight boys and girls, ranging in years from seven to 13. They were all children of good families, of normal intelligence, of fairly comfortable circumstances, I asked tHem just one question "It you were an aviator, about to take part In an alr race, the winnings of which would bring you a large prize and much glory; and if by ac- cident you discovered unguarded the 'plane belonging to your closest rival, the person most likely to beat you in the race, would you damage that per- son's 'plane so it could not compete with yours? It not, why not?" : Here are the eight answers just as they were given to me: 1. (Boy, 10.) No. [ wouldn't because you always get caught doing anything liKe. that 2. (Boy, 11.) If'I was sure I wasn't found out, I would give the money to my mother. (Evidently something gnawing at the conscience here.) 3. (Girl, 10.) I would think it was a good thing if I could keep the other 'plane from starting, because if it did 1 might not win the race, 4. (Boy, seven.) I don't know how to fly. 6. (Girl, 13.) I don't think it could happen because they always _have watchmen at hangars, 6. (Boy, nine.) No, I wouldn't do it because he might find out and dam. age my 'plane, 7. (Girl, eight.) He would deserve ft it I did it, because he ought to 8. (Boy, 12) The important thing is to win a race when you are in it, and I_would think it all right to do. Average Man Uses Only 700 Words How 'many different words does the average person use in his ordinary conversation? In a hasty look. at the dictionary one might assume that his vocabulary represented a reasonable percentage of its voluminous pages Yet he may be surprised to learn that the average American goes through life without the need of more than 700 words'in which to make him: self understood. : "The American Telegraph and Tel- ephone Company decided to investi. gate the number of words used over the telephone in order to give a scien tific aid to its engineers in devising mechanism best suited to American speech. Out of a total of 80,000 words in the conversations selected at random i Salesman Wanted To handle excellent mining issue in this District. W. J. BLAINEY LIMITED 330 Bay Street TORONTO Minister's Son Invents Invisible Ear Drum The Invisible Ear Drum f{nvented by A. O. Leonard, a son of a widely known Methodist minister, for his own rellef from extreme deafness and head nolses has so greatly improved his hearing that he can join in any ordinary conver. sation, go to theatre and hear without difficulty. Inexpensive and has proven a blessing to many people. Write for booklet to A. O. Leonard, Inc., Suite 189 70 Fifth Avenue, New York City, ' "Blué"" Spells Reduce some women to the petulant shadow of their own smiling selves, ers take the Vegetable Compound when they feel the "blues" coming on, It steadies quiver- ing nerves is helps to tone up the general health...giveathem | mote pep : +1 more ms 'LYDIA E. PINKHAN'S ; VEGETABLE COMPOUND watch his 'plane before a race, "><: ~ it I could do anything to help me win,' which the investigators listened-in, there was no more than 2,240 differ- ent words, On an average, each spea- ker used only 700. As a means of communication the telephone does not lend itself to the rare occasions does one employ its me chanical assistance for other purpose than the moment's need? ! | The ordinary telephone talk is .ict to be classed with those delightful per- iods of human contact when conver- sation responds to the stimulus of a fascinating personality. Speaking face to face is apt to pump from an intellectual well sonorous phrases and a magnificent variety of words which the telephone does not tap. But it is a sad truth that in the us- ual conversation our thoughts do not require sumptuous garb. The average of 700 words may be sufficient to co- ver the patios of the office, the golf course, the stock market or the wea- ther. In those subjects which so of- ten predominate in the fine and gentle art of daily speech, the telephone doubt ess holds its own.--Menominee Herald-Leader. : DID YOU KNOW --. 7 'That thousands of pcople have walked on Greta Garbo's face?-- Her features and figure represent decorations on the steps of the Na- tional Gallery in London. Classified Advertising a PATENTS, N OFFER TO OVERY INVENTOR. List of wanted inventions and full Information sent free. The Bamsay Oome pay World Patent Attorneys, 278 Bank treet, Ottawa, Canada. - «@ BEATTY JUBILEE PUM) SALE Limited quantity of belt driven power * pumps, 1933 models for quick sale. Special Jubilee Offer. Greatly reduc- ed price. Real Bargains. Will save you ,money, Give depth of well. Write at once to H. M, Anderson, Beatty Bros. - Liniited, Fergus, Ontario. Box 237TW. DROSTRATE GLAND SUFFERERS8-- Free information regarding a treat- ment from which I have received amas- ing relfef. 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