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Eight Photographic Greeting Cards, 25¢c. Speedy, satisfaction guaranteed. 8u- perfor Service, Machray, Winnipeg. PORTRAIT IN FOLDER--FREE WITH EVERY ROLL PERFECTLY DEVEL- oped and printed. 2bc (coin). Star 8nap- shot Bervice, 166 King St. West, Dept. Y., Toronto. CLO. HING FOR SALE GOOD USED CLOTHING, LOWEST PRICES. Write for .catalogue. Yonge Street Clothing Exchange, 602 Yonge Street, Toronto. FOR SALE FOR BALE--GOVERNORS FOR AUTOMO- bile engines for land use. tH. W. Crosby, 25 Clyde 8t Hamilton, Ont pee FOR SALE --LAVENDULA VERA -- TRUE i English lavender flowers, for sachets. One Dollar a pound. delivered. Canadian Pacific Bulb Gardens. Duncan. Vancouver Island. FURNITURE FREE! 2,000 Pleces Furniture FREE! IN LYONS' 1838 CATALOGUE OF NEW AND Re-conditioned Furniture. ~ Write now for this free, illustrated catalogue to give you an idea of Lyons' remarkable furniture values. LYONS' TRADE-'N DEPT. NEW AND HRE-CUNDITIONED BARGAINS $44.50 5-Plece Bedroom Suite in two- gic tone walnut finish. Dresser, Chif- fonler, full size panel hed, sagless spring and prand new - all-felt mattress. Completely re- finished. $23.5 ble and new. $29 00 Beautiful 3-picce Chesterfield Suite. bi Full size Chesterfleld and 2 roomy chairs to match, upholstered In a good quality French jacquard with reversible Marshall spring cushions. Thoroughly cleaned and re- conditioned. $23 00 Large 3-drawer dresser with mir- . ror, in walnut finish, steel bed in walnut finish, sagless spring and brand mew roll edge felt mattress, Completely re- finished. $15 a0 Six-piece Enamel Breakfast Suite. s Buffet, drop-leaf table and four Windsor chairs. Perfect condition. ibd $11 50 Oak Kitchen Cabinet. Top has bg sllding door front with flour and sugar containers, large cupboard space in base with bread box and three drawers in fine con- 8-Plece solid oak Dining Room Suite. Large buffet, extension .ta- 6 leather upholstered chairs; like $49.0 suite, upholsteréd in fine quality repp cover, rust shade, Marshall reversible spring cushions; full webb construction. $69 Go Brand new Chesterficld Bed Suite. . Chesterfield bed has large ward- robe, 2 big chairs to match, Covered In hard wearing repp material (rust shade). A real bargain. large mirrors and 3 drawers. $4.50 up : $6.50 up Cie, otk ona vet $10.50 Drop-head Singer Sewing Machines. Guaranteed good condition, $3 9 Brand new all-f2it Mattresses with LJ heavy roll edge, eretonne covers. All sizes. Dressers in all finishes with well tufted -- In $2.50 up Metal Beds. All sizes. _ $14 9 Brand new Chiffonier in selected . birch with walnut finish -- five drawers -- Colonial design. a $4.95 0da Chesterfield Chairs with Mar- . shall revetsible cushions. $67 50 Beautiful 6-plece walnut Bedroom : ae 4 Bulte. Large dresser, vanity, chif- 1 - Jonier, pum mse hed, sagless spring and brand i -felt mattress. Completely re-condi- tioned. Like new. P y : $59.00 Nine-plece walnut finish Dining hd Room B8uite. Buffet, china eab- fnet, square extension table and 6 leather up- Bolstered chairs. Completely refinished. BUGGESTIONS FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS We have a large assortment of chairs, cof fee tables, end tables, lamps, sewing cabin. ets, cedar chests, radlos, rugs, bedroom and dining-room furniture, ete.; at the most rea. sonable prices In Toronto, All our furniture |) ly cleaned and re-conditioned In or own ry and carefully ed for ime Sars phn Ltn of De oie : ustra catalogue is now ready. Be sure to write for one. 20 LYONS' BEDDING AND i UPHOLSTERING CO, Manufacturers i OPEN EVENINGS 478 Yonge 8%, Toronto HAIRDRESSING SCHOOLS ANDREWS' ACADEMY OF HAIRDRESSING, Government licensed. We train you for Board Examination, Free prospectus, 061 Bloor West, Toronto, Savas HUDBON BCHOOL, HAIRDRESS- and Beauty Culture. Write for pamphe 707 Yonge Btreet, Taronto. MISCELLANEOUS Cut Your Own Halr v GIANT POCKET BARBER, the au- hair-cutter for men and boys, reall cut and trim the hair, and does it well. for circular, 8. J, Jackson, Canadian LBARN BHORTHAND, ACCOUNTANCY, : by mail, Satisfied students throughout Canada. Write for free prospec. fo Dept, Co Canada Business College, hh . Jd dition. $6 75 3-Burner Gas Stove with oven. -- . Guaranteed. Brand new 3-plece chesterfield Have Neglected British Market Canadian Farmers Have Wasted Opportunities for Sale of Agri- cultural Products Abroad, Says Minister. A story of neglected opportunities for sale of Canadian agricultural products in the United Kingdom mar- ket is told in a highly informative report just issued by the Dominion Minister of Agriculture, Hon. James G. Gardiner. The report reveals the results of an intensive study of the British market which was conducted by a group of Canadian agricultural experts who visited the British Isles with A. M. Shaw, recently appoint- ed Director of Marketing Services for the Dominion Department of Agri- culture. It was found that other Do- minions' products were better known than Canadian in Great Britain and that housewives were not familiar "with Canadian goods. Survey -Of British Consumers Practically every product of the Canadian farm which enters the ex- port market, from cattle and dressed poultry to honey and canned pears, is dea't with in the report, and each jtom is related to the British mer- chant and consumer. The report re- veals information which the Canad- jan agricultural specialists gleaned from interviews with importers, com- mission agents, brokers, wholesalers, manufacturers, retailers and house wives in 18 cities in England, Scot- land and Ireland. Farms where herds of Canadian dairy cows and beef cat- tle were feeding were visited; as were fruit auctions, cheese factories, jam manufacturing plants, and fam- ous food marts. The party interviewed officials of the British Ministry of Agriculture, Danish and Russian officigls, and re- presentatives of the various British "Dominions "in London. A' study was made of the merchandizing methods of other countries in attracting the British consumer, and the advertis- ing and publicity procedure adopted by Canada's competitors was studied carefully. Should Get Bigger Share The report includes six general findings of great importance. to the Canadian farmer and to all those in- farm produce to the British market. Definite recommendations are also given in the report advocating an immediate adoption of a three - fold long-term policy to win greater and more constant share of the British market. These findings and recom: mendations are set forth at length in the 86-page report which may be ob- tained free on application to the Publicity and Extension Branch, Do- minion Department of Agriculture, Ottawa. AS 1087 CLOSES LET'S TAKE IN- VENTORY. : lite, It you have a clear consclence and good health, : It you have half a dozen good friends and a happy home, . It your heart has kept its youth and your soul its honesty -- Then you are one of life's millionaires, gaar, but was determined not to spend anything. Pretty Seller -- "What about this cigarette case?" . Young Man -- "I don't smoke." Pretty Seller = "This pen wiper." Announcing TWO NEW FORD»V-8 CARS FOR | Cornish people "for miles arcund S-- Helston, England say that George "Yenry Muller is "in league wi vi ¢av'l" Mr, Muller lives at the little village of Ri Minor, overooking Cadgewith Cove. a He can growi-- Bad g Seven-eared wheat from 5000: yem® old seeds. ° . I ais Oy pea Strawberries in the open air month of the year. Cabbage that has no odor cooked. 2d Beetroot that can be eaten raw. Peas that will 'stand 25 degrees of frost in winter. Mr. Muller is also an expert water diviner. Householders and farmers in the remote villages of the Lizard are {amazed at his ability to find hidden; water supplies, not "only with th diviner's wand, but merely by look "when Rd . " For offers two new cars for 1938 -- the Standard Ford V-8 and the De Luxe motoring satisfaction at low Ford prices. 7 The Standard is even lower priced than CN ATHY proved Ford V-8 performance. Whatever price you pay, you get a car built soundly E | in February can't believe them. « Ford V-8. They are different in appear- ance -- but built to the same standard of mechanical excellence -- on the same 112. inch wheelbase. 3 'Because people liked our 1937 car so well, they bought more than of any other make. They liked its looks, its smooth erformance, and the way it handled. We ave improved on that car in the newly, styled Standard Ford V-8. But some folks wanted still more size - and style, with the same fundamental Ford j. advantages. For them, we have designed a new De Luxe line. | ; 'The De Luxe Ford V-8 Sedans are longez with more room, larger luggage space, .. and finer appointments. De Luxe cars "are equipped with the 85-horsepower Ford V-8 engine. They provide more the De Luxe. Itis a brilliant, modern car. interiors, It gives you the same basic ad- vantages of the 85-horsepower Ford V-8 engin e . Before Ford made V-type 8-cylinder en- It has graceful new lines and mo boil * gines available to every one, they. were used only in expensive cars. Since then, four million Ford ownets have learned the genuine en opment of driving an 8-cylin- der car with all-Tound economy. The low prices of the De Luxe and Standard cars make it easy for you to step into the. v-8 class, FIT YOUR CAR TO YOUR NEEDS With two distinct designs, two body sizes and two price ranges, you'll find a 1938 Ford car to fit your personal needs exactly. Whatever one you choose, you get time- to serve you well. . . . That's the Ford way. FOR LOW DELIVERED PRICES SEE YOUR LOCAL FORD DEALER | e Luxe Ford V-8 models are Coupe, Tudor ordor Sedan, Convertible Coupe, Club Souve, Convertible Club Coupe, Phaeton and onvertible Sedan. Standard Ford V-8 is available in three mod- els: e, Tudor Sedan and Fordor Sedan. Ford sells a fully equipped car at the lowest possible price, The prices on De Luxe models include twin tail lights, two wipers, fwo sin visors, twin electric horns, cigar lighter, de luxe steering wheel, glove compart. ment clock and lock, chirome wheel bands, in addition to front and rear bumpers and guards, spare wheel and tire and tube, tire lock, and headlight beam indicator. 1 Prices on Standard models include front and year bumpers and guards, spare wheel and tire and tube, tire lock, one tail light, one wind- shield wiper, one sun visor, cigar lighter, headlight beam indicator, and two horns. terested in the export of Canada's- Check carefully your real assets in' The young man had gone to the ba a l 1 | yo | | | Young Man -- "I never have any use for them because I never write," Pretty Seller -- "This package of candy?" Young Man -- "I never eat candy?" Pretty Seller -- "Then what about this'cake of soap?" The young man bought it. This is the end of 1937: - Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. One man may get only a month's val ue out of an entire year, While another will get'a full year's value out of a month. It's the use you make of your time that counts, i ---- Boss -- "Hi, there, you; didn't you tell me you never got tired." Negro ~-- "Dat's right, boss, ah al- lus stops an' rests befo' ah gets tired. Read {t or not: Frost doeh not cause the leaves of trees to turn yellow and red in the autumn, MAKE YOUR LIVER Produce its bile : : $3E3E i i) 23 : Issue No. 1----'38 "B--D Percy -- Mr. Pennington, your dau- ghter has promised to marry me," Mr. Pennington -- "She sald she would get even with you for not giv- ing her an English bull pup for Christ- mas," oo Play fair even with the Devil, Don't yell "get behind me Satan," and then continue to hang onto him with both hands, Hired Hand -- "Well, now, what time do I have to get to work morn- ings?" Farmer -- "Any time you like, jest 80's it ain't later than half-past four." THE JOY OF WORK Don't pity the man who hustles all the whole day through -- But pity the ather fellow who hasn't a thing to do. oy Condole with the chap who's idle, who has no "row to hoe," With no one 'depending on him, and nothing to make him grow. He misses the best of living, the joy of work well done, The thrill of high achievement and victories nobly won. And the man who "digs in" daily, and whose bread and butter depends On hig doing his very utmost, and who earns all he spends -- Is the one who finds completeness in every well-spent day -- Whose life is filled with sweetness in work as well as play. Hig joy ia in providing -- through his own brawn and brain For those whose love inspires him to hustle with might and main, That man will keep on climbing, and nothing can make him stop; For with such power behind him he's sure to reach the top. Bo envy the man who hustles, needs to hustle too; : And from your heart be thankful if that man should be -- YOU! , and f Farmer Brown -- What did your son learn at state college?" i Farmer Hicks -- "Well, he hadn't been home three days before he show- ed me how to open a bottle with a half-dollar," 3 Don't get the idea that everybody is working against you; many of them don't even know that you are around. Says Human Race Is Slipping Back Evolutionist Sees Peril of Man "Reverting to Apedom" Dr. Ernest A. Hooton, Harvard's famous evolutionist and anthropolo- gist, last week at New York assert- ed that man was in: danger of re- verting to apedom and said the skids for his destruction had been built largely by engineering. Stop The Down-Rush Dr. Hooton said this in the guest address to the annual meeting of the American Society of Mechanical En- gineers, He called on the engineers to divert some of their high creative intelligence to stopping the down- rush, Through scores of thousands of years, Dr. Hooton asserted, man kept his mechanical progress in abeyance by killing off the geniuses and sup- erior intelligences who threatened to interfere with the status quo. In the last 10,000 years, however, the masses have permitted the engin- eer to live, he said, and nearly the whole human mechanical progess has taken place. But lately, Dr, Hoo ton observed, the effects of this pro- gress on the human body itself have become "devastating." * %"Crouching" Again "The once erectly striding biped," "performances without the capacity of Dr. Hooton said, "abandons human locomotion and whizzes through the landscape, crouched over wheels and levers worked by his still prehensile hands, and his flat, vestigial feet, no less useful for this purpose than those of his simian ancestors." "He breathes a mixture of gaso- line fumes and carbon monoxide and reeks of evolutipnary decay. A prem- fum is put upon illiteracy by the radio and the talking moving picture, and all our mechanical marvels pan- der to the tastes of those who are capable of neither 'contriving nor un- derstanding but. only of crude per ception, stimulated by turning 'a switch or pressing a button -- motor a lemur. "Man made himself out of an ape, partly by becoming an engineer, The danger now is that the process will be reversed and the engineers will make apes out of us all." ing at the ground. So Simple Mysteries i A correspondent writing in the London Sunday Express says: "I tra« velled down to his tiny farm £® find the explanation of some of these mys- teries. Mr. Muller, stocky, ruddy- faced, is the last of 'a line of Dutch planters from the East Indies He has peculiar theories on farm ing He believes, for example, that th, moen has an important influence on all growing things, and he does all his planting two days before the moon is full, : "All these so-called mysteries of mine," he said to me, "are really so simple that the people who have watched me at work since I came here "All my life I have been growing things -- rubber and tea in French Indo-China during the war, farming in South Africa. "That is where I learned water di- vining. I spent six months in the Kalahari Desert where my life forx six months depended on water--and found the wells with a stick, holdin it unti} it twisted in their direction. Easy To Prove "Then I came to Britain, I wanted to far=, but I believed that the world has forgotten most of the ancient methods of farming that kept the land fertile. a hoo "1 believed that the earth shoulda. be fertilized with vegetable matter, not with ckemical or animal matter. Forgotten How "Take the case of this seven-eared gil wheat. The world has forgotten how (= to grow it. Some seeds were brought over here from India and Egypt. "They were five thousand years old, and black with their age. "I managed to fertilize the seed' here." © He showed me the result. Every stalk was heavy with seven ears." $ Find Royal Tomb" Under Old Town iss To a divining rod is attributed an important discovery in the Nether + lands. The municipality of Breda in North Brabant invited a woman wa- ter-diviner to find out if there were any underground waterways at Bre- da. She stated that there were several _ such waterways under the town and" that they crossed below the Princes' Chapel in the northern part ofv.the Great Church. She also expressed the opinion that an entrance to the wa-- terways was-to be found inside the church. ; : > Staircase Leads To Vauit This proved to be correct. A stone staircase was found behind a wooden partition leading to a large vault in . which several acoffins were found. These are supposed to contain tha } bodies of the first Counts of Nassanm, _ i "ancestors of Queen Wilhelmina, Her Majesty's Master of Ceremon- z jes was invited to inspect the discove ery and two coffins were opened. One 2 contained the remains of a child about 8 years old and the other those §f a' woman. It is thought that the child may have been the daughter of Rens of Chalons or of William the Silent, Prince of Orange, by his. first mar. riage. William died in 1684. The vault was closed again tem- porarily and investigators are now being made in the royal archives tos ~ WEAR SMART STYLES AT 45 tain An Attractive Figure i 1 Hr i 13 fit T : ii establish -the possible identity of thd - remains. ' + Snake Swallows Boy Large boa - constrictors have beeme-- known to swallow goats and eylfi- donkeys, but in a village nea dras, India, a boa-constrictor recently swallowed a boy, who was later found alive inside the reptile. The boy had been locked in a shed as a punishment, but when his father went to release him the child could not be found. But nearby lay ! snake, bloated and unable to mo.a%g' with faint noises sounding from &: F_u The father and villagers it killed the snake and ripped it opem with spears. They found the boy im- - side, unconscious but still alive, Ha was rushed to hospital, but died soem