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One of our English subscribers has sent us an advertisement he saw in a Surrey, England, news- paper, It hints at a reign of terror of which very little seems to have been heard on this side of the ocean, and we're 'glad to print it: "Young lady, aged six and a half years, who has just returned from America: and knows all the answers, seeks a governess willing to learn." -- New Yorker. Just Like That! The hardy old pioneers had a tough time in some ways, but not with their housing. They could al- ways sharpen an axe, fell a few trees, get a demijohn of 'high- wines," call the neighbors in for a "bee"~and up went another log cabin! -- Ottawa Citizen. Diplomatic Buck-Passing A great deal of foreign policy now resolves itself into everybody's being in favor of something béing done and nearly everybody's being -- Vancouver Province. No Excuses "Many married servicemen are go- ing back to college to complete "their education. 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