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a PA og lp al 57 a i An St NI pred 5 ri v 3 ara th A LY PX nap RA Se #54 » SNS SET HARIRI FALE Jet "RAMSAY a : Great Britain Many years ago there was a popu- dar song entitled "It Isn't What You Used To Be But What You Are' Today"; and that seems just about to express the sentiments of the. British Conservative Party, or at least some members thereof, re- rding Winston Churchill, their der. 'Mr. Churchill is indubitably one of the great men of our time-- per- haps of all time; but while admit- ting all that, the Tories wish he would devote a little less time to hls Hterary activities, and a little more to showing his party the way back to power. Writing of the recent Conserva- tive conference in Wales, a corres- ndent of the Toronto Financial ost tells of the conqueror's recep: tlon accorded to Mr, Churchill, and of cheering so vociferous that the seagulls got frightened and made off in all directions. In spite of this, the writer says, Mr. Churchill "re- mains "personal problem Number One to the Tories" pointing out that during the 11-day Parliamen- tary session in September, Winston semained in France--where he is engaged on the second volume of his war memoirs, which will take many months to complete -- and never appeared at all at Westmin- ster. The Conservatives fear that the 8ocialist Party will make full eap- #tal of Churchill's busying himself with the recording of history, in- stead of making history as leader of the Opposition. Winston is im- mensely popular, but the voters know that any Government which replaces the Socialists will have to, face internal problems as well as International ones. - "They will want to know who is to be skipper of the ship for the full voyage, not merely the pilot to take it through the narrows," the already-quoted . writer goea on to state, "In spite of the enthusiasm and (personal) loyalty at Llandud- "mo, the chances of a Tory victory at the polls are not as bright as they were a year ago." 'Scandinavia In Norway, Sweden and. Denmark the people are hoping for the best, but still preparing for the worst. The Norwegian capital, Oslo, has been buzzing with economic ex- rts working out a four-year plan | cohnection with the Aid 'to Eur- ope business; and hardly had they departed when their rooms were taken over by Danish and Swedish itary authorities come to discuss ndinavian defense plans in case of war. : , RT Just For Fun Travelling through a small vil- lage, during a political campaign, the British -economist, Sir J.siah Stamps, came upon two littl 'girls standing before a modest cottage. They were identical in appearance, so the distinguished visitor inquired if they were twins "No, sir," one of them replied. "Really?" rejoined Sir Josiah, "How old are you?" "We're both five." "Dear me," said the statesman, . "both five, and not twins! How do +~+ manage it?" ; The little girl who had been glving the answers smiled. "Please sir," she replied," we're triplets. Annie's indoors." A " that must habitants two years borne the count ed. How ttle though th under heat. nite his "" tryth an tle monopolies" rogram. ithin the eountry we have no opposition; only a few opponents," Peron sald angrily. "But abroad we have to fight the monopolies who have started a campaign of defam- ation. However people are not ing to weaken In the face of t eampaign by international There are those who think our move- ment can be halted by killing men, but this cannot be done. We have Justice on our side. It is thought that the allusipn to "killing" referred to Peron's charge several weeks ago that a plot was under way to assassinate him and his wife--a plot which many ob- servers belleve existed only in the Dictator's mind. What it all prob- ably amounts to is that, with their economic position steadily getting worse, the Argentinians are getting a bit fed up with President Peron, _and he is talking about the enmity of "the "forelgn imperialistic mop-, opolles" in order to take ] minds off his ows shortcomings. be eannot ago. grave danger o Now e Argentinians being suffocated huge piles of thelr own not to be caught nappin in the fact that when the home yoard was formed only about 30,- volunteers were expected. This number was far more than doubled the very first year. * Argentina A few months ago the Argentine Heconomis Minister, Miguel da, said that his countr ceive at least a billlon dollars through Marshall Plan sales -- de- elaring crudely that Europe would have to either buy wheat from Ar entina or starve. Actually just a more than two million of Marshall Plan dollars have been al- located to Argentina, and nothing at all for grain, TI GOES ON IN THE the instantly it looks dople's' are This current meeting is not expect- ed, however, to result in any formal military pact, which would have to be first discussed b three parliaments an i But there arg many technical details worked out bef such a pact could even be formul- ated and it is these that the military authorities had met to talk over. In case of , conflict, wegians fe convinced that Bcan- dinavia cannot defend itself against Russia without outside help. They _ are also determined not to let any defense measures hold back econ- omic reconstruction of their coun- try. Except by depleting the man- power necessary for industry and agriculture, Norway's 3 million ia- maintain many men under arms. That is why the Home Quard was formed almost It now numbers 125,000 of whom 70,000 are volun- teers between 18 and 05 years of age, with another, 40,000 being recruits completing their eompulsory mill- tary training. The home guard is organized to neutralize enemy attacks by als- troops and saboteurs and hold off the enemy forces until reg- ular troops .take over. With spee- {alized training and intimate knowl- edge of their own localities, the home guard represents an auxillary to the armed forces which it is es- timated would include about half the entire population of if Norway were attack- etermined the people are sen each of the then ratified. - Nor- {ran- wolild re- President Peron, the Dictator, is eeved about the whole thing eclaring that "forelgn imperlalls- are trylng to wreck 0= liars. LIFE'S LIKE THAT ly LL) "1 knew yok Were making a #ddress" on 'the card' you ~ Lig want Gouin. 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Stl], it's bad enough; and there's sbmething decidedly screwey in a setup where a football or hockey star gets ten times more publicity ~--and is known to a hundred times more people--than the men who represent our country at the United Nations, and whose decisions may be responsible for involving us in another war. * * * _ In the States lately college foot- ball has been getting a lot of un- usual publicity--all of it bad. There was, for instance, a "Picture of the Week" in Life Magazine showing two Holy Cross linesmen who had allowed the ball to roll a few inches over the enemy goal-line instead of "grounding" it just outside. The expressions on their faces couldn't have registered more despair and tragedy had they been looking at the massacre of Lidice or the Nazi gassing of a few thousand Euro- pean children. * * * Frankly, it made us feel just a Httle sick at the stomach, to think that supposedly grown-up men should act, in public, in such a childish fashion over what, after all, was nothing but a game. If that's where our college 'football is head- for, we suggest that they substitute jacks or marbles instead. * * * Then there was the article in The 8aturday Evening Post by Mrs. Harry Stuhldreher, wife of the coach at Wisconsin, It's too long to quote here; but it's de- eldedly worth reading as an almost unbelievable tale of what happens, with a losing team, but to his wife 'and family as well. * » * Commenting on the story edi- torlally--under the title "Football's Dirty Linen Sometimes Shows", ~ The Post has some interesting things to say. "For more than ten ears every literate American has own that college. football stars, despite purity codes and pious pro- tostations, are paid for their ser- vices either by the college 'or by alumni groups"--"For more than football factories have been far more deeply concerned in staging commercial entertainment than most Broadway promoters. Appar- ently thesd:"colleges see nothing paradoxical about. asserting their simon-purity, while . at the same time they frankly commercialize thelr "amateurs" by selling radio and "television rights, advertising, maintaining press agents and other- lke other carnival hustlers," » * * There's a lot more along the same line, and the whole thing' should be "required reading" for all 'who! have the good Canadian college sport at heart. Some say, of course, eouldn't happen, here." The ans- wer 1s that It has been happening-- and still js--only on a ¢omparative- CUTS, BURNS nd BRUISES Dr, Chase's ¢ ISSUR 45 -- 1948 . ORT) A SweIT CRI - ference as many as three times .a . squad begins .mot only to a coach who 'comes up twenty years at least fifty college: wise stimulating the "gate"'--just minor dcale.. But just give us inet Ei ah i ; { IC Then there was a piece in The New Yorker regarding a Mr. Lou Little--a gentleman who, in case you don't already know, is football coach at Columbia University. Just a few random quotations might be of some interest as illustrating what it means to be a college coach-- or a college player--when football really gets to be "big time." * * * "Except for a two month vaca- tion in summer, the football season for Little lasts the year around. He meets with some or all of his ten assistant coaches as often in Feb ruary as he does in October. They all spend a good part of their time in a dark room during the winter and spring, studying motion pictur- es of the. previous season's games. Day after day, week after week, . month after «month they . study every move by every player in every game." : Coa x "In addition to sitting through these films, Little may call his coaches into his office for a con- CN A ne A SAA A World's Trouble: Spots--South Korea (No. 1 on this newsmap) was recently placed under mar- tial law following a rebellion involving 2500 Communist members of the Constabulary there. Accused of a plot -- "which failed -- to assassinate the President, nine suspects were arrested. = At the same 'time Russian troops were re- ported evacuating North Korea day.--At almost any hour of the day, even if it is only three months after the conclusion of one football season and six months before the start of the next one, a visitor may eome upon Little's three chief as. sistants hovering outside his office waiting to be admitted." RJ - * * "When football practice at last gets underway--Little and his as- sistants are immensely relieved. Many months of planning and an- ticipation are behind them and they are facing -the real thing. The practice early in. September; and during the first three weeks, before the opening university, the boys put in seven hours 'a day. Coal miners seldom work harder.--All day long there is the thud of body against body, the impact of 200. pounds smash- ing head on into 200 pounds, and sometimes, when the boys get up off the ground, they spit out teeth or an arm hangs misshapen and inert." People's" Army numbering 200,000. The rebellion +started at Yosu (3). ~But that should be enough: to give you a general idea. A lot "more than enough, we imagine some of you saying. In the past it's been the fashion for: Canada to In a great many activities, This is one where we might very well go © our own way, or even get back to the idea of college sport that pre- vails in the mothér country. 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