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Midgets defeat Lakefield PORT PERRY STAR -- Wednesday, March 7, 1973 -- 17 Community Bowling News LADIES MONDAY High Triple W.H. Singles 200 and Over: Rock-kets lose title Grant: Menzies Hornets 4! 197 and the Hornets got "HT . B. Bushell - 827 gs \ ; played at home on Sunday Me Winner at the 1922 NIGHT BOWLING High Single: Shirley Cummings 204; : night in the first game of the Minute. The Hornets were High Single; i G. McHugh - 30] wo Mig 2 st Coin Rock-kets Lose the Tri All Ontario Quarter Finals '¢ad by Litt and Brain High Triple: High Single W.H. Langi e 247, erie SL.JOIN County Championship and. won by a score of six to Campbell with three goals g ple: 247; Diane Davies 241; Rock-kets met Little five. "The Hornets took the lead early in the first period with two goals only to have each. Litt also' got three assists as did Brain. Penal- ties in the game were Lakefield 8 and the Hornets F. Venning - 742 600 Triples: F. Venning - 742; E. Oke "693; S. Sinclair 735; D. A. Northcott - 339 G. McHugh - 339 Over 625 Triples: P. Thompson 723; R. Parker 715; G. McHugh 709; Dolores Keeler "220, 200; Wilma Midgley 217; Ethel Lafontaine 213; Nancy Bryans 211; Joy Ballard 211; Britain '""Jet-Sets" Thursda night for their final play-off games. The girls lost 4 - 1, Rock-kets only goal came Lakefield fight back and tie SIX: os Wilson ise, D. Keetch 706: W. Sandison Alice Ross 204. from Carol Bond. the score with two quick' The remaining games in Singles 2p and Der: » 702; B. Bushell 695; J. Sandings All the girls played well goals. The Hornets scored he best of five series are at: 5 Sinelair 303, 231; F. Hadley 678: K. Ashton 672; J. on ings +. with an excellent effort put another goal before the Lakefield March 7 at g Vennning 232, 226, 284; T. Owen 658: S. Darnley 650- R OUBarS. 4.» 3 forth from Susan Bond in \ period end to take the lead. P-™- Yanqerhy 5h E. oye 262, Hutchinson 640: > Yan: Ling2, oee36 Het The Rock-kets will be Fo The second period only one Lakefield March 9 at 8 fh hi 2 an; &. derby 638: K. Irvine 637: J. loa ors bo travelling to a tournament in 23 goal was scored with PM ora oe i Dowson 629: J. Cook Sr. 627: Le ds Woodvillesaturday, March : iel . Port Perry March 11 at 8 219; M. DeJong 218; J. , 6 Soparcs . ; eve 82 3 "he i go Lakefield tieing the game at ly y VanSchagen 218; J. Irvine g Donure 626. Tigers. . ... ay 10. Come cheer the girls on. i. id ner efi Lakefield March 14 at 8 213; A. Wakeford 210; G. "2% cs . £1 ie rip hed it ---- time in game only to have The Port Bantams start Standing Emmerson Ins. . 36 STORE Continuing all 3 the Hornets score two more 'he quarter finals against Poars com Scugog Lbr. -.33 WIDE SALE i 3 to take the lead again at the ot Henry om Wednesday. Apples " Ballards Lbr. .... ...:.31 this Week : 1830 minute mark only to arc at the Port Perry . Lo . E LS. R H H . : have Lakefield te the crore Arena. Game time is 7:30 Grapelruits ...........48 Eders1 : os Spanish-Mediterranean Modern } m. ectarines ............ : Ahn : fs" bowie o | BEDROOM Bananas ..............39 = sragss Ki HOCKEY bos SENIOR CADRES 2 1ceensamsnss PP Dairy SUITES & ¥3 LA H-- Plums ................ 27 ee el Y OFFS Melons ......... ....... 2% Dowsons R. & w. ...... 22 From on Fr at Little Britain Arena Lemons ................ 21 r Se EE ms vem g vnday, Marc 1th 7:00 p.m. geek 1, i072 Rolie '" MEN'S THURSDAY NIGHT BOWLING High Triple: P. Thompson - 723 Millie Ives 294 & 284 High Triple Millie Ives 766 » SONYA SLEIGHRIDERS Little Britian Rockets vs 8:30 p.m. 50-50 Draw Optional MANILLA vs BUSHERS 241 Queen Street - Port Perry - 985-2272 Valentia Barons Admission 75c PORT PERRY, ONTARIO | 985 - 7335 159 Casimir Street As | see By Bruce Arnold By some strange twist of logic a handful of sexually frustrated ladies have become very loud in their claim that all earth's problems have been caused by the existence of men, and that the solution lies in removing the word man from the English language. Hence; at the Democratic Party convention in the United States the "chairperson," and in Toronto's City Hall aldermen are now alderpersons. Originally these woman's liberationists tried to prove that there is absolutely no difference between a man and a woman by removing their brassieres. When the strange shape in the fronts of their sweaters made liers out of them they decided to change the language instead. For example, when a man got up at the recent anti poverty festival to suggest that progess in the fight against poverty would really be made when the public became educated to the cause of brotherhood one delegate rose to suggest that poverty could be gotten rid of simply by changing that to read sisterhood, or perhaps personhood. Such are the semetics of wopersons, within the wopersons liberation movement. Just because most of the political candidates who manage to get elected, so the arguments go, are persons of the male persuation does not mean that they have a persondate to force their sexual title on the language. Therefore, they say, the employment office should be known as the personpower office. Cost estimaters should count labour costs in person hours, The signs on washroom doors should read male persons and female persons. Let's assume that the argument is logical for a moment and see what it would mean to everyday language. 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