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That is a nice piece of cloth. | think you"ve an eye for cloth. I'll measure you right now." ' Like a flash, he shipped his inch tape from around his neck and wrapped it around my chest. ) 971", he shouted to his assistant. Wait a minute," | said. "I'm a 38, not a 97." "You're a 38 in linear measurement," he said, "But nobody uses inches and feet anymore, nobody, nobody at all. It's all metric now, everything's metric, everything." "That worries me,'"" | worried, '| know what fits me in inches but | don't trust this metric nonsense." "Don't worry about it. This suit will fit you like a glove." "That reminds me, what about a nice pair of gloves for the wedding?' ""Gloves!! Did you say gloves? Nobody wears gloves, not now, not anymore. Nobody wears PASSPORT Tom ny at all. Never, Tor "Okay, how long will it take to make my suit?' "Just wait a few minutes, sir, and your suit will be ready." "That is really quick for a tailor-made suit. Extraordinary." "No one has to walt for a tailor-made suit now, sir. We have them made in advance for You Vig, "That's amazing,' | marveled. "Here you-are, sir. Just slip the jacket on. Oh dear, | see you suffer from Limbo Diminu- tiveness.' 'What's that?" "It's a, problem we seem fo see more and more these days. | think it must be the damp weather. Whatever it is, everybody seems to have it, everybody.' "Does that mean you have to shorten the sleeves?" | asked. "Oh no! Because as soon as you had recovered then the sleeves would be too short for you. No one gets their sleeves shortened, no one, no one at all. You just have to stretch a bit." "You mean like this?' "That's right, sir. But just a little bit more. Now you've got it." "Do you think it's maybe a wee bit loose at the front here?" "Loose! Did you say loose? That's not loose, not if you walk right. Walk like this, see, like | do. Just push your stomach out a bit. That's better. Now you have a proper figure for a man." 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