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. i v7, { 7 ¥ ST A, SS ~ REESE 10 -- PORT PERRY STAR -- Wednesday, Aug. 18, 197/ Burketon area news by Mr. Stanley Taylor Mrs. L. Victory Zion, formerly of Burketon, is a patient in Bowmanville Memorial Hospital. We wish for her a better health. Mr. and Mrs. W. Weston called on Mrs. M. Bailey, formerly of Burketon, who is a patient in Oshawa Hos- pital. Mrs. Bailey is some better. We wish her a speedy recovery. Mrs.M. Argue remaining in Bowmanville Hospital. Our thoughts are with her. Mr. and Mrs. Carl Martens and family are entertaining company from Germany for a two week vacation in Canada. Mr. and Mrs. Gibson and family have purchased the former Mrs. Pauline Bell property and have taken up residence. We welcome them to our community. Mr. Arthur Grant Zion called on Mrs. R. Davey on Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. W. Weston and family visited Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. H. Lee in Nestleton. A flock of ducks were seen Sunday night flying directly north. Mr. and Mrs. A. Honsinger Helliarton visited with Mrs. R. Davey during the week. TRAVELWAYS Daily Bus Service direct to CANADIAN NATIONAL EXHIBITION Aug. 19 - Sept. 4 (incl.) _For information contact your local Travelways Agent. . Worth Thétaand Words ONE 8x10 COLOR PORTRAIT 88° Get acquainted with our new collection of color and scenic backgrounds. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. THURSDAY, AUGUST 26 FRIDAY, AUGUST 27 10:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. SATURDAY, AUGUST 28 10:00 a.m. to 5 p.m. [7S TEDMANS handling charge Port Perry Plaza - Hwy. 7A PORT PERRY - ONTARIO AN ages: Babies, children and adults. One sitting 2 subject or individuals in same family = $1.00 per subject. No fessional portraits (poses --our selection.) You may se Jaditioral fotitpin ofered reasonable prices. Guaranteed complete satisfattion or money chee: . Additional subjects -- ls ~ choose from finished gro: It's hard not to feel sorry for Christopher. Columbus. After all, he'd told the Queen he was. sailing for the Indies, and how. could he tell her hed got lost? Great explorers don't lose things, they find things. Oh, it was humiliating! "1 know what happened when he stepped ashore. "Okay", he said to his first lieutenant, "We ] just tell her we discovered this other place and it was better than the Indies. Women don't know - anything about geography, and she won't care if it's east or west as long as it's uninhabited and we discover it. Just then a fellow drew up in a cart pulled by two wild turkeys and said, 'Allright, Bud, where'd yu wanna go?' Shaken, Christopher Columbus managed to gasp, "Take me to the Lost Treasure." "Sorry, Bud," the wild turkey driver said, "It's closed. Vice squad moved in last week and tossed all the girls in the slammer." Thinking quickly, Columbus asked, "Hey man! What's all this with the fellows running around with feathers in their hair?" To this the taxi driver replied, "Well, we got a lot of them kind around here. Wait 'til you see the guys killing the turkeys and eating 'um." "Yuck!", said Columbus. "Well, 1 don't mind them eating the turkeys," said the turkey driver, '/It's no skin off my nose, but they don't even care what year they are. Jo A yu Every year the General Turkey Corporation puts out a new model and before you're even out of the showroom they've started moulting. | swear, it's this damn stuff they put on the roads for the winter. Say, Bud, this meter's runnin up. Where'd yu wanna go?' Christopher Columbus said, "My friend and | are interested in spices." "Yeah? What kind of spices?' 'Maybe pepper." '"D"you mean newspepper? | guess you'd want the Misssalvador News. That's the biggie, won all the awards." "We'd better go sovngwhere and talk this over,' Columbus replied. 'Take us somewhere to eat." "What d'yu want? D"yu wanna eat Jewish, Italian, Polynesian, or Chinese? We got them all. 'Or do yu wanna explore a little?" "Don't get smart!' 'What did | say?' The first lieutenant answered, "My friend is felling a little sensitive about certain words, that's all." 'D'yu mean he's Jewish? We don't care, we take all kinds here. And some of them are real turkeys, let me tell you." } "What will we tell Her Majesty?" Columbus wailed. "Let's take her some Newspeppers and a couple of Wild Turkeys and tell her we discovered Mississauga' said the first lieut- enant. START AT: 43,900. enny Court PORT PERRY (North end of Rosa Street near Fair Grounds.) Preview Inspection of Plans TWIN HOMES MONTHLY PAYMENT AS LOW AS: $231.00 Large Lots and Trees. 4 MODELS TO CHOOSE FROM. OFFICE OPEN DAILY = SATURDAY. & SUNDAY 12:00 to 6:00 p.m. CLOSED FRIDAY SALES REP. Mrs. Leigh Anne Bissette PHONE - 985-3125 1:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. SEVENTH CONC. FAIR GROUNDS \ . KENNY co" pay sT. A A ¥ N 5 w © Lhe 3 [ | I I 0 < I al < 3 Pd O ul 4 a o 0 14 BEY wv [4 [¥} o J