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November 6, 1990 4 -- PORT PERRY STAR REAL ESTATE -- Tuesday, W. FRANK REAL ESTATE LIMITED SAT., NOV. 10th - 1:00 to 3:00 DIRECTIONS: East from Port Perry on 7A Hwy Your host, Ernie Duncan 985-7386 SAT., NOV. 10th - 11:30 to 1:00 DIRECTIONS: Durham Rd. 57 to Conc. 2, east 5 miles, follow signs. Your hostess, Bonnie Steele 985-7386 RIDGE NORTH REALTY LTD. SUNDAY, NOV. 11th - 1 to 4 PM DIRECTIONS: 239 Perry St., Port Perry North of Queen St. and east of Lilla St. Your host, Chuck Willes 985-9777 MUSIings by Helen Suzanne EMBARRASSING MOMENTS We all have them. It's that instant in time when you want the ground to open up and swal- low you. | personally have never really experi- enced an embarrassing situation as such, but my twin sister walked into a department store one time and not only asked a mannequin for di- rections, but shouted at her for five minutes thinking she was hard of hearing. The ten peo- ple in the line-up beside her weren't. Wouldn't you feel foolish? Another time, my daughter was strolling down the street, had a coughing fit and spit her gum out, right into a man's face coming in the other direction. He was very nice about it and was probably relieved she chewed gum and not tobacco. She must have felt ridiculous! One of my favourites was my son going to school on ""swap-your-lunch" day. He grabbed the green beans in the brown paper bag from the refrigerator by mistake. That would be enough for me to take a shovel and start dig- ging! I love the one about my husband rototilling the half acre of property we had. What should have taken a couple of hours extended into the next day. He forgot to unlock the wheels. The neighbours finally told me about that one, once they stopped laughing! Of course there are your minor everyday occurrences where you confuse the hairspray with deodorant. No problem! Your hair will have 24 hour protection, not to mention your ozone friendly armpits. I must confess there was a very small inci- dent that happened to me that hardly bears re- peating, it was so insignificant. | was walking down the street awhile ago & heard a wolf whis- tle. Now, at my age, if | hear a whistle, it's one of three things; a train, an old man who has lost most of his teeth & is just trying to brea:he, or a sadistic maniac who is toying with my emotions. The whistling continued & became more persis- tent the further away | got. | secretly was a little flattered by it all & turned around boldly to con- front my admirer. It was a mynah bird in a cage outside a pet store, whistling his little heart out. | would have had him for dinner if he wasn't so expensive. Obviously, there is no need for me to men- tion walking through the grocery store dragging my pantyhose & purple undies behind me be- cause | once again missed the fabric softner cy- cle. The reason I'm skipping over it is because you were probably all witnesses. The rest of the world was! Now, where is that hole??? REAL ESTATE BOARD (MLS SERVICE) NO PLACE LIKE HOME! FIRST CHOICE HOME HUNTING BEGINS HERE... ON THE PAGES OF THE PORT PERRY STAR REAL ESTATE SECTION. coLDWeLL BANKER O RESIDENTIAL REAL ESTATE COUNTRY LANE REALTY LTD. Hwy 7A & High Street - Port Perry, Ont. 985-7351 SMELL THE COUNTRY AIR! RELAX & STAY! 1510 sq. ft. bungalow - 3 bedrooms - huge kitchen with oak cabinetry & walkout - attached 1 car garage - 1v2 acre lot with spring fed pond - JUST LISTED at $179,000.00 - Call 985-7351. QUIET PORT PERRY STREET - Brick & aluminum sidesplit with garage - 3 large bedrooms - main floor family room with fireplace & walkout to very private yard - finished basement - 11» baths - This home shows well - JUST LISTED at $199,900.00 - Call 985-7351. 2 STARTER HOME - $98,500.00 - 2 bedrooms - nicely decorated - large lot with garage - 10 minutes east of Port Perry - Call 985-7351. REDUCED TO $224,900.00 - Large 2175 sq. ft. 2 storey home - 4 bedrooms - 2'2 baths - main floor family & laundry room - garden kitchen - finished rec. room - double garage - central air - Call 985-7351. ¥ ¥ IW 2p Tala TAS : if XEN y " 3 LAKEFRONT COTTAGE - $169,900.00 - EX- CELLENT PICTURESQUE AREA of fine homes - 2 bedrooms - boathouse - well & septic - mature trees on 75 x 215" lot - Call 985-7351. AFTER HOURS: Robin Parish ....... Res. 705-439-2173 Roy Corden ........ FE . Res.: 985-9412 Dianne Hooker ....... Res.: 985-2276 Jannette Peters .. Res.: 985-3927 Bruce Peters .......... Res.: 985-3009 Demise Kingma ...... Res.: 986-0611 Gail Scala ... ~ie.ce...... Res.: 985-9395 Keith Puckrin ....... . Res.: 985-2489 Ralph Fairman, FRI, CRA. . Res.:985-2160 Winda Walsh .......... Res.: 986-4335 MEMBER OF THE OSHAWA & DISTRICT EXCELLENT 2 STOREY BRICK HOME! 3 bedrooms - large kitchen - detached garage - excep- tional, very large treed lot - Village of Oakwood - REDUCED TO $134,500.00 - Call 985-7351. a ¥ HOME! ALDRED'S BEACH - Charming - Im- maculate - landscaped - 2 bedrooms - up to date kit- chen - living and dining room combination - sunny room overlooking lake - ONLY $182,900.00 - Call 985-7351. JUST LISTED! $175,000.00 - COMTEMPORARY STYLED BUNGALOW - Open concept - 2 plus 1 bedrooms - large master bathroom with whirlpool tub - totally finished basement with woodstove set- ting - double garage - Call 985-7351. igh SR -- WATERFRONT - TRENT SYSTEM - Newly renovated 3 bedroom home - new well & septic - treed lot - Power of Sale - Just listed at $104,500.00 - 1 hour north of Oshawa - Call 985-7351. REDUCED TO $199,900.00 - VENDOR ANXIOUS - huge lot 132' x 165' in Port Perry - 3 bedroom brick bungalow - family room plus rec room - large kitchen - 2baths - garage - A pleasure to show - Call 985-7351. ire NEW LISTING - MACDONALD ST., SEMI - 3 bedrooms - 1%2 baths - walkout to deck - eat-in kit- chen plus dining room - partially finished rec room - attached garage - Listed at $149,900.00 - Call 985-7351. TAKE ONE - TAKE ALL - 3 wooded lots with privacy settings, access to Lake Scugog - One has insulated cabin, one with spring fed stream from $80,900.00 - $89,900.00 - Call 985-7351. WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS WATERFRONT