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heapest Weekly IN CANADA KLY TIMES an du \ ¢ Best and Most = published in > ¥ vritten editorials Ang ial events of the day. tng ne ntain valuable os he British, Canadian and A 3 ¢ a concise and Pleasing o ¥ THE WEEK Asing epit to. Palitics, Brigish LOWER America "| aragraphs, Poetry "epariment of a News. to the Farmer and' Market Reports; w hich al correctness. The ive special atten. wrpal, and gather al points of Tele of publication, for thers. Commereia, a leading feature is ME: 3 Mm - - $1.00 a Year, BLE=IN ADVANCE. 3 med a any pe riod of the year bers associating together in Advance : RMS ne Year Aiea COPY FREE 10 the getter Up of g on only is nACessary to he TIMES is now widely know preciated; and can conmdentians dioms fo be addressed to the Pro All letters must be +¥ be remitted by post, and if the i be at our own risk. V | The Ontario Betoriie. | FUBLISHED A EVERY FRIDAY MORNING, WM. RIROCLIMI1EKE 1] | SIMCOE STREET: OSHAWA, . T CONTAINS THE LATEST - FOR- | EIGN and Prov I News, Local Intell gence, County Busine Commercial Matters, and an instructive Miscellany, FERMS = $1.50 per gauium, in advance £2.00 | if paid within six months 2.50 if not paid till the end of the year. No paper discontinued until all | AUTGATAKOS ARC | cept at the option of the publisher, and pe refusing papers without | saving up will be held responsible for the sud: | deripiion until th comply with the rule. ed to the Editor must be All lettors ade rwise they may not be taken from post-paid, othe Be Tat Office. RATES OF ADVERTISING six lines and under, first insertion, Each subsequent insertion : From six to ton lines, first insertion... Each subsequent insertion Over ten lihes, first insertion, per line Each subseguent insertion, * The number of lines to be réckoned ne he occupied, measured by a scale of solid Non Advertisements without specifi irections wilj | be published till forbid and cha accordingly. | All transitory advertisements mast be id for when handed in. Advertisements must be in the | office of publication by 10 o'clock on the Wednes- y morning preceeding their first publication. -- | 'o merchants and others advertising by the year a very liberal discount will be made. . | | Space | rouesl qREIEE usiness 3B ow . COBLRN, ND. PF. L., HYSICIAN, -SURGEON, AND! ACCUUCHELUR, King Sweet, Usaawa. Residence and Odice--Neariy opposite Hobbs X uf ivectorp, | NN AAA A AT a hn LS VOL.I. Ag -- OSHAWA, ONTARIO, FRIDAY, AVG. 25, 1871. WILLIAM DICKIE Begs to announce to his numerous customers that his stock-of Spring & Summer Goods 1S "NOW COMPLETE*IN : AND FANCY GOODS { OF THE LATEST STYLES. Dress Goods, Prints, Muslins, Hollands, &c. Grey Cottons véry cheap--24 y'ds heavy family $2.50. MILLINERY. Bonnets, Hats, Trimmings, Flowers, Ribbons, Dress and Mourning Caps; Parasola--all styles and shades; White, Black agd Colored Kid Gloves. ¢ "TAILORING, 0 STAPLE | Special attention to this department and Ready-made Clothing. A large stock of the best and most | Fashionable Cloths in market. Orders solicited. HATS AND CAPS. Straw and Felt, in great variety; Collars, Ties, Gloves, Shirts, Suspenders, Uzabrellas FRANCES RAE, 3, 0, Led | YSICIAN, SURGEUN, ACCOUCH- our, ADA Curvuer. lug di, VeuaWa. 1d Carpet-bags, Valises, Trunks, &ec. . BOOTS AND SHOES. Poetry. | - THE EDITOR'S GUESTS. | | as | BY WILL M. CARLETON. | [Read befort the Michigan Press Association ! at its recent session in Bay City.) The Editor sat ih his sanctum, his countenance | furrowed with care, | His mind at the bottom of business, his fect at the { top of a chair. | His ehair-arm an elbow supporting, his right | hand upholding his head. | His eyeson his dusty old table, "with different | documents spread : | There were thirty long pages from Howler, with underlined capitals topped, | | And a short disquirition from Growler, request' | ing his newspaper stopped ; ocruing sweet flowrets and zephyrs, | And & stray gem from Plodder, the farmer, de | scribing a couple of heifers ; | There were billets from beautiful maidens, and | bills from a grocer or two, | And his best leader hitched toa letter, inquired ifhe wrote it, or who? f If you was agreed, to makin' an editor guten of Jim, The editor sat in his sanctum, and looked the old man in the eye, by Then glanced at thé grinning young hopeful, and mournfully made his reply: '1s your son a surall unbound edition of Moses * and Solomon both Can he'compiss his spirit with meekness, and strangle a natural oath + Can he leave all his wrongs to the future, and carry his heart in hischeek ¢ : Can he do an hour's work ina minute, and live on sixpence a week 7. Can he courteously talk to an equeal, and brow- beat and impudent dunce? Can he keep tNings 'In apple pie order, and do half a-dozen at once? ' quick and reliable touch 1 - and knows how to not know too much? Does he know how to spur up his: virtue, and put a check-rein on his pride ? | Can he carry s gentleman's manner within' 'a rhinosceros' hide? : cheerfulness. courage and vim? 11803 'we perhaps can be making an editor 'outen ofhim.'" Can he press all the springs of knowledge, with | And be sure that he knsws how much to know, | There were lyrics from Gusher, the poet, con. |. Can he know all, and doall, sad be all, with | | in one of its essential - elements." . Man can not. however, live on fish alone, - be- | cause most fish are not fat enough to fur- | nish the heat-producing element in suf- ficient quantity. The amount of phos. phatic or brain supporting food contained in the flesh of animals isin proportion to the activity of that animal ; those of great | activity, such as the canary bird, for in- stance, secure food which feeds brain, | perve, and muscle, but does not produce fat. or salmon impart more mental and. physi- | cal vigor to the eater than the flesh of | comparatively dormant fish, like the eel | and flounder.. The flesh of wild animals, such as the bison orideer and boar, pro- | mote activity in the ¢ater more than the stall-fed ox, sheep,-or hog. Wild game generally is considered better food, especi- | ally for the convalfcent, than the fatten- | ed domestic turkey or goose. Barley, | oats, and wheat g#ound without bolting, | furnish food for brain ; but lawyers min. The flesh of the trout, the pickerel, | how to eat ? The old prayer in its applica- tion to the most of us should be 'extended ---* Give us this day our daily food, 'and' tell us what kind of food we should . daily eat." ' This prayer is really answered by chemistry and philosophy ; but the world turns up its precious nosé at the studies of chemistry and phisology as applied to the kitchen and the st h. It does very well to compound medicines and hair-dyes, cosmetics, paints, dyestuffs, material for fact ce ; but when re | chemistry in cooking is the subject, sciénce is flouted, and folly and appetite are en- throned. i 3 "Isa't it Worse for a Man, Father" It is two years since I'left off the use of | tobacco. | I prided myself on my fine Havanas, . and might have been seen almost any morning with one in my'mouth, walking down to business and puffing away in a most com. Faux is like a shaved Pig with a greased tail, apd it| is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that | some fellow hy geod luck hold on toit. | WazN the Yankee editor of & Woman's rights paper speaks of 'the most delicious, delightful, delectable, entrancing and dis- tracting of innocent indulgences," he. means a kiss. "I cax give five guineas to this object, and not feel it," said a gentleman to a friend, at a charitable, meeting.--* Then you'd better give ten, and feel #," was the rejoinder. I | A YOUNG MAN in the street, being charg pd with being lazy, was dsked if ha took it from his father. 3 hink not, Niki disrespectful son ; 'father's got' dll the ligines. he ever had." - hao A QuaxEer"s ADVICE TO 1s Sox oN } Weppie-pay.--* When. thee & courting, I told thee to keep thy eyes wide open; mow that thee art married, I tell thee to keep them half shut." A Coromapo lover: thus describes. his sweethat:~*She's a peeler, she is. She 1 certainly did enjoy my cigar. killed acbese when she was fifteen, shot & Digger Injun when she was eighteen; and now she'll whip her weight in wild eate-- wh ™ ¥, Bid | «Tas milk is suther' warm for such a | dold morning," said a customer, the other day, to a milk-boy.--*Yes ; father put hot water in it, instead of cold, to keep it from freezing," was the simple but truth- fortable manner. Why I left off was this" Thad a little son about six years of age. He almost al- ways hurried to be ready to walk down wonder his vision o'er spread ; { And'he sald, " Jim, I guess we'll be goin'; he's probably out of his head." © |. Butlo! on the rickety staircase, another re. liable tread, : | Andentered another old farmer, and these are And one of his rival's last papers, informing him he was a fool ; i There were several long resolutions, with names | telling who they were by, Canonizing some harmless old brother who had This department is receiving more than usual and is fn every deception o | Men's, Women's and Children's Boots, Shoes and Siippers. 1,000 pairs Women's Prunella, Congress } and Lace Boots, at Svc. worth $1.25. SEWING MACHINES. | isters, and students est the white, super C. E. STEWART &Co.; | fine, or bolted wheat bread, and go | | | Propriet obs C. 5. EASTWOOD, XM. D., RADUALE Or tHE UNIVERSITY of "Turonty, a Présgul ee Macks Howes, Vena wa. ' 3 FY asn | sleep. That which-would' fatten a pig, and give him no desire to exercise or to rr REKA® faan-pea( Woy Suey nopped|isuo. = 'uopsedpn EKA" IS A 'GETADE MEDICINE R THE. CRE OF : LIVR COMPLAINT. £TITE, ENERAL DIBILITY ISE 4BS of THE BLOOD. + : "J. TERGLSON, JCENTIATEOFDENTAL SURGERY. Ice Over Lhe Wiveery vi Messrs. Suu peol Bove, Alng Si, Ushawa. All operations prefurmed in a skilful manner. Residence In the same LUANG. : rinary Surgery and Drag Store, HENRY BLOCK, KING SIREET, Oshawa. Horse and Cade Jediciaes of a Superior quality. A careful Dispenser suways ull Lae piviiises. Pro- --W. G. FITZMAU KIC L, ate of Her esty 8 th Dragoon Guarus and Morse Arl- ery. 1-ly . FAREWELL & McGEE, BRRISTERS, ATTORN EYS, 80- LICITORS, Conveyancers «m . Notaries Puolic, Ushawa, South-East Corned oi King and Simcoe Streets. 28 MONEY to Lend. Mortgages bought and sold. All drugs wadtauwu puie. J.E. FAREWELL. ~(F R. MCGEE. S. H. COCHRANE, L.L. B,, ARRISTER, ATTORNEY-at-LAW, Solicitor in Chancery, Notary. Public, &c.-- Omtice--In Bigelow's New Building, Dundas st., Whitby: EH) 12 JAMES MUIR, ARRISTER, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW; Solicitor in Claacery, &c. Office over Slwson's re, Hyland's Bloc King Street Oshawa. oney to lend on good. Farm Security, and at lowest rates of interest. 7-iy JOMN McGILL, ICENCED AUCTIONEER, OSHA- wa. All orders left at ums Ottice will be ~wmpuly attended to. A-2 J OB uabu ; P. R. HOOVER, ssuer of Marriage Licenses WHITEVALE. OSHAWA LIVERY STABLE, H. THOMAS, PRUPRIETOR.-- ©® First Class Horses and CarTiages always "ley, f Ad UI Dlages iva Usha wa © W Beaver, Co RbeCWLDE Wilu Swlbiuol al dainty | Sole agent for the Lockman, for Oshawa, East and West Whitby. Oshawa, April 18, 1871. GRAND DISPLAY ~~AT THE-- TEMPLE of FASHION. Just the place to buy the most desirable SPRING GOODS! . NOVELTIES IN MILLINERY, MANTLES AND COSTUMES. The only establishment in town where each of these departments is conducted by Ladies of first-class ability. TREMENDOUS BARGAINS! We offer a -portion of a Bankrupt Stock of Parasols, Sewed Goods, Laces, Gloves and Hosiery, Hos AT ABOUT HALF THEIR USUAL PRICES. BOOTS AND SHOES. zr REMEMBER THE STAND, ® WILLIAM DICKIE, done pothing worse than die ; There were traps ou that table to catch him, and | serpents to sting and to smite him ; | There were gift enterprises to sell him, and biters attempting to bite him : Tero were long staring "' ads" from the city' and money with never a One, Which added. " Please give this insertion, and send in your bill when you're done ;" | There were letters from organizations--their meetings, their wants and their laws-- for --the good of our glorious cause I" vals, parties and shows, Wrapped in notes, with * Please give us a no tice" demurely slip, in at the close ; In short, as his eye tool™he table, and ran o'er its ink spattered trash, There was nothing it did not ¢ncounter, except ing perhaps, it was cash. The editor dreamily pondered on several pon. derous things On different lines of action, and the pulling of different strings ; Upon some equivocal doings, and some uncquiv- ocal duns ; On how few of his numerous patrons were quiet- ly prompt-paying ones ; On friends who subscribed * just to help him," and wordy encouragement lent, And had given him plenty of counsel, but never i had paid him a cent ; | On vinegar, kind-hearted people were feeding him every hour, | Who saw not the work they were doing, but | ewondered that * printers are sour ; | On several intelligent'townsmen, whose kindnoss iS was without stint, | That they kept an eye out on his business, and | told him just what he should print ; | On men who bad rendered him favors, and never | claims, f | pushed forward their So long as Another consignment of those splendid Ladies' Boots, at $1.00 per pair, just to hand. | 4nd finally cohtrived to be making the blood of. an editor boll ; 7 0 one could see that his feelings could hard. ly be said to be smooth, And And the paper was crowded with locals | | the words that he said : | # Good morning, sir, Mr. Editor ; how is the folks { to-day? ' I | T'owe you for next year's paper--I thought I'd | come in and pay ; : And Jones is going to take it, and this is his money, here ; { I shut down on lendin' it to hint, and 'then coax- ed him to try it a year. week in our town ; 1just dotted "em down. expressly for you ; > And a small bunch of flowers from Jennie--she thought she must send somethin', too. You're doin' the politics bully, as all our family agree; Just keep your old goose-quill a floppin', and give 'em a good one for me. And now your are chuck full of business, and I won't be a takin' your time; ! I've things of my own I must tend to--good day, sir: I lieve I will climb." The editor sat in his sanctum. and brought down his fist with a thump ; "God bless that fariner." he muttered, he's a regular jolly old trump. And 'tis thus with our noble profession, and thus it will ever be still; There are some who appreciate its labor; and | some who perhaps never will, But in the great time that is coming. When Gab- riel's'tFimpet shall sqund, Andtheyiwho have labored and rested shall come from the quivering ground. Selections, NA AAANAL AAAAAAAAA ASA Good for Thinkers and Workers. There is no subject with which every- | body has so much to do, and in respect to | the fond should be so selected as to fut | { which so many people know so little.-- | And here is a few little items that happened last Which sald, " Can yeu print this announcement | | | T thought they'd look good for the r, and 50 | There were tickets inviting his presence to festi- | rr pape . think, is eaten by the learned and refined { of the human race, who look in pity upon | the poor peasant following the plow, be- cause he is obliged to eat his brown loaf ; | and cheap fish and wild game contain the incitement to brain work, in which poems, orations, and art are conceived and nurs- ed. : The proper food for laboring 'men--we mean those who have to exercise muscular | stength chiefly--should be that, which | And here is a basket of cherries my wife picked | contains the greatest amount of nitrogen. | Among these articles barley and cheese stand high. The red flesh of the ox or | sheep and unbolted wheat are the leading | ind "i the authorities ought to inter- articles. Men whp train prize-fighters | ero 4nd put a stop to such a public nuis- seem to. understand much better than others how fo build up phisical strength and endurance. their race is énded, they lay ' aside their | unbolted bréad.and fruit, their lean .hecf and mutton, and fall into their old habits *| of liquor-drinking and of cating starch- | bearing articles, such as rich, fine bread, | pudding, with fat meat and butter, and they soon become so fat and lazy as these carbonaceous articles can make them. If a man wants to stand the cold, he may eat buckwheat cakes. with butte», | syrup, fat pork and.white beans ; but let him look out, when hot weather comes, for bilious fevers, pimples.on the face, and a rank smell of the whole system, and a muddy, dirty complexion. Men living at | the north pole, or near it, can drink fish | oil by the quart, or eat pounds of cake | tallow, and the cold climate will burn it | out; but in warm or temperate regions | nish nourishment for muscle, bone, brain, with me-as far as his school, His bright | come, and he bounded along beside me, chatting assuch dear little fellows only can. The city has in it many tincared-for boys, pieces of discarded cigars and broken pipes, and with their hands in their pock- ets, to puff away in avery elegant manner. One morning it seemed as if little Edgar | and I met a great many smoking. "I be came very much disgusted, and pointed | | suberb Havana. { for a man, {atherd' came to my ears. looked down at the little fellow at my side, mounted on his boyish 'cheek, as if he | had said something®old and unfitting, " Do you think it is worse for a 'man, Edgar?" 1 asked. want to smoko, if men did not do it." Here was the answer. I threw away the ° cigar, and have never touched | Weekly. | ------ ee -- when the next fowe'come forth it is weeks old. When the face and extended hand were alwi®s wel- | | whose chief delight seems to be to pick up them out to little Edgar as warnings of | youthful delinquency, talked quite largely |. A little voice, soft and musical, came up When their battle or | ©°™$: 88 I gave an x pul from. my, A bright little face was | npturned, and the words, " Isn't it worse. Ij when his timid eye fell and 'the color 'Please, father, I think boys wonld not} tobacco since in any fo-m.--Ohristian How 10 Kxow rae Acs oF 4 Honse.-- The colt is 'born with - twelve grinders ; when four front teeth have nade their ap- pearance, tha colt is twelve days old, and |- ful reply. > A wire who had been lecturing her hus- band for coming home intoxicated, became incensed at his indifference,and exclaimed, "Oh, that I could ring tears of anguish from your eyes!" To which, the hardened wretch hiccupped. | '"Tai--'tain't--tain't no use, ole woman, to. bo--bo--bore for water here!" ; "Om, pa, Mr. Smith was here this . morning, and when ma told him that you would not be at home till late, he said her lips were like honey, and that he wished he was a bee, and then he kissed her. They gave me a piece of not to tell any one, but I don't think they'd mind you, you're so well acquainted with ma. A ¢EN1AL bald-headed gentleman, while in Paris, went one day to the Zoological Gardens. The weather was warm, and he laid down on a bench. : Presently he fell sleep, and-he was aroused by.s warmth about the head. An infat ostrichhad come along, and, mistaking his bald head .' . for an egg, settled down, with the deter. || mifted resolution to hatch it... - A DurcaMaN once met an Ivishmanon {| a lonely highway. As they met, each smiled, thinking he knew the other. Pas, on seeing his mistake, remarked, witha i thought it was you, an' you thought it was me, an' it's naythur of us."--4 Yaw, dat is dhru. Iam snuder man, and yuu isnot yourself, we pe poth some other podiea. ago, while aj four | 4' chypeks, & crowd got ups coe look of dissppointment' "Faith, sat f: - - sorger teeth ap- | And be some pl | wakened emotions to soothe ; {| Hohad it ; forlo, on the threshold, a slow and {| reliable tread, 3s |The subject of diet is an unpleasant one, | and warmth in proper proportions. | 80 we propose to say nothing about it.--| Many persons say one " must eat meat | The subject of fod is a very agreeable ome, | to produce brain and mfiscle," and we are ' A farmer invaded the sanctum, and these are | 20d we shall therefore confine our remarks | often asked if that is true ; if not, what | ROOM PAPER! | the words that he said : | to it. | vegetable food is best to produce brain? | * Good mornin', sir, Mr. Printet; howis your | There arc three necessities for the use of | We give a few articles 'of diet," showing : a1 body to-day? | food. The boy would make but one-- |p, in 3 hundred each has. i r | I'm glad $ b : . v , | how many parts in a hun eac in R §; 0 M P A PE R a R OOM P A P ER . Bi ¥ Tae Toa you 1euen is ToT | 1+ sCanse Pim hungry." The gourmand | the natural state for the production of ~ : : . | Your paper last week wan't so spicy nor sharp | Would say, * Because it tastes good."-- | the three prime clements of nutrition, viz., HE SUBSCRIBER BEGS MOST RESPECTFULLY TO INFORM HIS | as the one week before ; | Physiology says, * One object of food is to | muscle, bones and brain, and heat. We Patrons and the Public generally, that he has received, direct from England, the First Instal- | But I sp'ose when the campaign is opened, youll { keen up animal heat : another, to give | gi in units and decimals. -- ment of Lis . be whoopin' it up to, 'em more, jesep up ; s 8ive | give the amounts in units ecim | That fellow that's printin' The Smasher is goin: | StTength to the bones and muscles; a | That which is left is water and waste : _ Nitrates,or Phosphates, Carbonates, 3 5] i | for you pretty mart ; third, to support the brain and nerv Spring Stock of Paper Hanging, sou pretty pport the brain and nerves, nce Phophuir, Carboni ; An our iis Sa ils mornin', at breakfast, | thereby giving power to thought and feel- To which he would call special attention. The t superiority of Pah Paper | Burl Ee tho Yu geting te: a wid ing." _ In nearly all kinds of food the ele- - Ir. Drains over that of Canadish Sucre is Siyessly Serncyledged. el silliae y a good word for you : : ments required for the suppor of the sys- | Inl00parts. U. or UT and firmness of the colors and the extra width of the rolls com - } 1 soit "ems Toieved you was trod Trt 55 | vom ave found. bn Gh ; Pavia ot Bou in i i emi ll. others. The subscriber being the onl i { ) ese ingredients do | Beef... lish their préminence over all othe 8 ng y tryin J te, nel iy | 'n right pi 1 : Ii know ; Importer of this class of Goods in Oshawa, is confident that no other a yon Mutton | portions. Speaking scientifically, - phos- in HE HAS ALSO ON HAND A WELL ASSORTED STOCK OF yard. The people who had congregated in the church; went out to put a stop tothe ford objécting. The minister looked out of the window at the crowd, and esid, "We are all miserable sinners--which ~~ * licked?" ,.°= - ° A wee laddie was brought before one of the Glasgow bailtes, who, afterseading him a lecture; asked, " Where did you leam so much wickidness I"--*"Do ye ken the pump in Glasstord Street!"--" No," ve- plied tye bailis, + ** Weel, then,do you kep . the pump in Briggate"--* Yes, sure,' was the reply. "Well, then, ye gang' theré; ind pump as ye like, for I'm hang- ed if ye pump me?" : OLp DEeAcoN SHARP never told a lie ; but he used to relate this; he was standing one day before a frog-pond and saw a large - ar && Temple of Fashion, Corner of King and Simcoe Streets, Oshawa. ogi Toad pre | : o h, oe ES ioe. out all Depra pear, the colt is eight months 6;° when ie Bis Secretion from the the latter have attained the height of the front teeth, if is one year old. The two year old colt has the kernel (thedark sub- stance in the middle of the todth's crown) ground out of all the front In the third yeer, the middle front teeth are be- ing shifted, and when three | years old, these are substituted, by the horse teeth. The next four teeth are shi in the fourth yeaf, and the corner teeth in the fifth. At six years, the kernel is worn | out of the lower middle front teeth, and | the bridle teath have now attained their full growth. At seven years, a hook has been formed in the corner teeth of the up: per jaw, the kernel of the teeth next at | the middle fronts is worn out, and the | bridle teeth begin to wear' off. At eight | years of age the kernel is worn out of all C. W. SMITH, RCHITECT, PATENT, INSUR- > ance and Gene.al Agent, Suncoe St. eet, ba valheir, ori in, or are' grest- Vsua wa. Agent ios Wie luuel Line ul Swa wens yo tion. from the sole catise 4 to and from New X01k ahd Luveipool. KePeke re do not purform the Pov Meus. Siow Hove, FW. Glen, keg. them. hen 2 . Fawrvanks, . by he ected from the food, and ; Ao that nourishment it re Brow. Dodi DOMINION BANK! tated apd Des adache, ) outh Tastes i ---- Toe Irregular. WHITBY GENCY. J. E. 2 ClBI1EAN Art Oshawa, April 20, 1871. ou ual, 8s it Fad ccalthy B. SUERIN & Co., . [ne + " - pe -- goin - HOLESALE MANUFACTURERS of HOOP SKIRTs. Best New York Ma- tenal used. The trade supplied un best terms. Factory--King Street, East, Bowmanville. 3 a D. HOLAIDAY, ROOKLIN, ONT., AGENT FOR 1 * the Isolated Risk Fire Insurance Company | bobo le : of Canada, Toronto, a purely Canadian Institu- J. Frrrses, M. E. Minister. , tion. Also, for Queen's and Compan. re May 11th: 1870 2 fes, capital £2,000,000 each. Also. Agent and yn, May EY. | And told "em that some one was sayin', and who ever 'twas it is so, ™ | That you can't expect much of no one man, nor | blame him for what he don't know, House can offer Greater Inducements, either as regards QUALITY OR PRICE. - H Lamb. . | | phorus is used up in thinking; nitrogen | i .. 100 { is used in workirg the muscles, and: car- | Ap raiser for the Canada Permanent Building sureln for Sick Headache, somach, and i ess' when other remedies ood and I am satisfied "all rince any person of its it a tral, and Icheerfully hose condition deman Lyh Woolen Factory. ax esale by all drrgzists NORTHROP & LYMAN, a + FORTHRO Newcastle, Ont, B.H. MITCHEL,. - 1 (the Glad Tidings! GRE®T SHOSHONEES Pills, of the Eminent 'Indian | Lewis Josephus, of the ees, British Columbia, is ia edical History has such i an Medica) His of any med'. WHY! ase the nmnerous Valualle active table ingredients, (some of Ww , such as the' Extracts of Wile ' JFodophyllum, Juniper, frudelion, Hyoscyamus, Com ruth, . Jalap, Socotrine which entes inl 6 tom 4 a seified aud compounded, carching curstive in. Th w 15.04 the Great Shoshonees conlaining testimonials s, can be vbtained by securing © Almas ac p any respectable Druggist in the in turye Pint 'Bottles 1.00. %: i -- to Loan. = OR FROM ONE TO TWEN. to he repaud in instalments 10 . 0 are allowed to make such pay: * on 10 instalments, as they 1, may be obtained from t ullding and Saving Society, «GEE & RUTLEDGE. ee? Solicitors, Bowman Bricks! Fu ,'MACHINE-MADE PRES. J Onls. te Bricks, ot the Oshawa Jie ; JOHX \ and Savings Society, Toronto, for loans of money at low rates-of interest. > - 18-1y - IAW.RUSSELL YONGE STTORONTO | Guelph Sewing Machine Co. | THE OSBORN Look-Stitch Sewing Machine !- KING OF CANADIAN SEWING MACHINES. KING OF AMERICAN SEWING MACHINES. | FHOUSAN DS THROUGHOUT CA- NADA are now using these Machines' The) bave been tested beyond all question, make the | favorite lock-stitch--alike un bith sides, and arc pronounced superior to any other machinegiferec tothe public. For wide range of work, ection, beauty and excellence of es hanism, adaptability ol trength and durability, The Osborn Sewing Machine s has no rival { 4% Improvements have lately been made, en- abling tne manuiacturers to claim it as Lue Ne . plus witra of Sewing Machines. Hundreds oi imonials are being received daily from old a- well as new operaiors attesting its wonderfu. capabilities. Will do all kinds of domestic sewing from the Spest cambric to the coarsest overcoat or upper léather. Guaranteed to be as represented, or no sale. Warranted for three years. Osnorx OUTFIT is completae and readily | esmprehended, sold at one-half' the price | hitherto charged for machines doing a like range | of work, the manufacturers being determined to | place it within the reach of every family in the | country, 'The 'Glielph Reversible Is pré-eminently the best Sfhgle Thread Machine offered the public--hence its marvellous success. Will do all varieties of domestic sewing. Prices GREATLY REDUCED. Hand Machine, with full outfit, $12; do., $17. g& Each Machiné'Zuaranteed. a Agents wanted e ducements to make Apply to . | GUELPH SEWING MACHINE co, | ' GUELPH, CAN . : I. & A: SMITH, | Agents for Oshaws. Treadle re. Splendid in- Books, Stationery, FANCY GOODS, And Tops! Having been appointed sole agent for the Litthe Wanzer Sewing Machine, he can " My family stock is increasin', while other folks | supply them on better terms than any other dealer in the county. Remember the stand, directly opposite Hinde' Hotel Oshawa. Oshawa, April 13th, 1871. JAMES F. WILLOX NEW BOOK, STATIONERY ~--AND-- Y GOODS STORE! IN OSHAWA. tfully es to the of Oshawa and vicinity, that he has opened out a Book, Stationery and Fancy Goods Store, 4 In the Stand Lately Occupied by Mr. RIGGS, as 4 Tailoring Establishment, ; SIMCOE STREET, OSHAWA, keep constantly on hand a choice assortment of Books. Note and Letter Papers, Fancy Goods, &e. A nice lot of MONOGRAM NOTE PAPER on hand. A choice assortment of BIBLES, HYMN -and PRAYER BOOKS, cheaj as the cheapest. School Books, Slates, Pens, Inks, &c. FANOC inhahi The subscriber most r Where he will | Call and see my stock of ALBUMS. Nothing charged for sho win ; goods. A share of public patronage respectfully solicited. GEO. S. CLIMIE. | Jshawa, April 20, 1871. But, lay'in aside pleasure for business, I've brought you my little boy Jim ; | And I thought I would see if you couldn't make | an editor out of him. ig { i seem to run short. | I've got a right smart of a family --it's one of the, | old-fashioned sort ; There's Ichabod, Isaac and Israel, a working away on the farm i They do "bout as much as one good ~"boy--and make things go off like a charm. There's Moses and Aaron are sly ones, and slip like a couple of eels ; But they're tol'able steady in ono thing -they al- 'ays git round to their meals, There's Peter is busy inventin' (though what he invents I can't see), And Joseph is studyin' med'cine--and they're both of em boardin' with ma, ' There's Abraham and Albert Is married, cach workin' my farm for himself, ' And Sam smashed his nose at a shootin', and he is laid on the shelf, The rest of the boys are all growin', 'cept thiy little rant, which is Jim ; .? And I thought that perhaps I'd be makin' sn editor oliten 0' him: ' Heain't no great shakes for to labor, though I've labored with him a good deal, And given him some strappin' good arguments I know he 't help but to feel ; But he's built out of second-class timber, ang nothin' about him is big. Exceptin' his appetite, only, and there he's as \ good as a pig. [ keep him a-carryin' luncheons, and flllin' and bringin' the jugs, And take him among the pertatoes, and set him to pickin' the bugs ; » ; And then there's things to be doin' a-helpin' the women in doors ; d (heres churnin' and washin' of dishes, and other description of chores. But be don't take to nothin' but victuals, and he'll never be much, I'm afraid, | INSURE YOUR LIFE, * AND YOUR PROPERTY, IN THE * COMMERCIAL UNION ASSURANCE Co., of LONDON, ENGLAND. \Ap[TAL FULLY SUBSCRIBED. £25C0000 STERLINC . 1 S S COMPANY OFFERS SUPERIOR ADVAN. musa RET.OLASS BRIT 15 BE the Life ad Fire department. Rates low and terms liberal. : MORLAND, WATSON & CO., Montreal, ral Agents for Canad | 1. R, OLIMIE. Ageatfer Bowmanville 30 I thought it would be a good notion to learn vim the editor's trade. His body's too smiall for a farmer, his judgement is-rather too slim, But 1th nght we perhaps could be makin"an * «ditor outen 0 him. "It ain t wucs ta git up a paper--it woulda't take him long for to learn ; He could feed the machine I am thinkin', with some good strappin' fellows to turn. And things that was ence hard in doing is easy enough now to do; Just keep an eye on your machinery, and your arrangements right through. I used to wonder at readin', and when it was got up, and how; But 'tis most of it made by machinery--I can see it all plain cnough now; And poetry, too, is constructed by machinery of different designs. Each one with a guage and a chopper to see to the length of the lines ; And Ihesra New York clairvoyant is runnin 01 o8le ker than grease, And a-renting her heaven-born productions ats couple of dollars apiece ; An'sincethe whole trade hasgrown easy, twould be easy enough, I've » whim, "crack | bon in furnishing animal heat and. fat.-- | Men who think should use the kinds of | food adopted for the support of the brain | | and nervous system ; those who work with | | the muscles should use those articles of gree which sustains muscle ; 'those who go perform, should eat more beautifully of the food which promotes animal heat and fat. But how few men know what to eat! We have seen lawyers, during court: time, | come to the table and eat roast pork, rice or Indian pudding highly sweetened, and wind up with mince pie and cheese. They understood the statute laws, but not the and clients suffered from the muddy state of intellect induced by their ill-selected food. That dinner might have answered for a stage-drivér, or a man going into the forest for a load of wood, with the ther- mometer at zero; In old times, baked beans and pork - constituted the Sunday food in New England, and an old divine carefully and mirthfully under took to es- timate the number of *' tons of beans and pork preached to in New England every This illustrates one point, that those who should not eat food chiefly adapted to pro- duce heat, and fat, and sleep. We/ are often asked to in the Jour nal a list of articles of food which furnish support for brain, and is therefore fit for thinkers and students. We are also often asked to give a list of articles best adapted to support muscular power. We can not here do more than give a few hints, Those who expect to think should not eat much food which simply produces warmath and fat, such as ham, fat pork, white bread, butter, rice, tamioca, and starch. These contain very little phos- phatic food, being chiefly carbonaceous. Prof. Agassiz says ' fish enters largely into the requisition of the human system. It is a kind of food which refreshes the system ially after intellectual fatigue. There is no other article of food that sup- plies the waste of the head so thoroughly as fish diet. Fish contains phosphorus to | a large extent, a chemical el t which food containing the material in a large de- | into cold climates, or are exposed to the | cold, and have not much physical labor to | laws of the human body, and their causes |* Sunday while the owners were asloep."--. are expected to be skillful and thoughtful | Venison.. Chicken... 8 AREER | .. 100 : 9 . 28 . very little 0 0 very little " oPac uo R NAO uNS EE NS LLL LE) Ppt uauoornwonNNMOoOWwe Coo OOUWOWS ERR B8uole o GRAINS, FRUITS, AND Wheat unb'd 14 Rye...... 6 North'n Corn 12 South's * 34 Buckwheat § Oats. .... 17 Barley .... 12 Beans.... Rice...... Potatoes. S. Potatoes VEGETABLES. hw Oo Parsnips. Turnips.. eH Apples... vent } wis Uneaqual - The student should eat articles which are pretty largely charged with phosphat or brain food ; the laborer; those articles containing nitrate or food for muscle ; and those who are much exposed to cold, but. not required to exert muscular strength, that kind of food which is largely charged with carbonates or heat producers. We regret to seo poor women go' to market with a big basket' and a slender purse, on Raturday night to buy food for her hungry, thinclad children. And what do these women get ! Turnips, cabbage, beets, carrots, potatoes, and fish. = They 'carry home a load, but their green vege- tables are from 75 to 93 per cent. water, and the nutrition which is obtained- is very little ; whereas if they would put half the money into cornmeal, wheat meal, white beans, and mutton, they could live grandly on it, and have the rest for the purchase of fuel and clothes. But the rich delectate or fine flower, cake, butter, pies, fat foultry, nice fat ham, eating four times too much catbon, snd not "half enoagh phosphorus or nitrogen for brain or muscle. One class starve, get poor, weak, sickly, and die of marasmus ; while the others who are able to have anything, become dyspeptical, feverish, and diseas- ed from the extra richness of their food. ¢ Man should not live by bread- alone," FReoelBoRBESR8B8ATR CUNN, ORDO BO NS - 1 0 1 4 1 3 H 3 «3 0 0 2 0 0 1 1 0 LR NR CHOON DELL NNDR ~~ ® therbrain requires for growth and ' life.-- He would not say that exclusive use of fish would make a blockhead a wise man, but that the brain would not be wanting ¢ b 4 by 5 $2 Lo ¥ "KX 25h PREREL DE SA Ty " pecially superfine bread. |» If : one eats wheat-meal bread and uses m™ ° find in theso two articles which the system require 1 1A Fe JE a Zak fr { y % : 1 Viren POOR COPY the Tower front teeth, ghd begins to . de- crease in the middle upper fronts. | ninth year the kernel -has wholly disap- | peared from the upper middle front teeth, | the hood on the corner teeth has inereas- | ed in size, and the bridle teeth lose all their points. In the tenth year the ker- nel is worn out of the teeth next to mid- dle fronts of the upper jaw, and in the eleventh year, the kernel has entirely vanished from the corner teeth of the same jaw, At twelve years old, the crown of all the front teeth-in the lower jaw has become triangular, and bridle 'teeth are much worn down. As the horse advances in age, the gums shrink away from the teeth, which consequently receive a long narrow appearance, and their kernels have b met. phosed into a darkish point--gray hairs i in the f y over the eyes, and the chin assumes | the form of an angle. --Jayrnal of the Farm. hand the tan-yard of his father, in Cincinnati, and howling set of dogs, thirteen in num- ber. He was quickly| thrown down 'and rolled in the filth of the yard until all semblance of humanity had left him.-- Black, bleeding and dying, he clung with his face downward to the earth with// the anergy of despair. The cries of the | dogs attracted the attention of the neighbours. A bold man sprang over the fence to the rescue, but was immediately driven out by the now maddened brutes. Then other persons entered with pitchforks, and peope driving on the avenue stopped and: went to the rescue with knives and pistols. It was brief and bloody work. The dogs were all sl#fin. The little boy, scarcely alive, was taken to 4 house near by. The his scalp ; there were great his forehead, choeks and lips. G holes, their edges lacerated with 'marks, were under his arms ; and parts of his delicate body born wor ery. ; Ax old lady on a steam boat «' two mien 'pumpine un wad deck. pn? In the' A urTLE boy, soverf years old, entered on Tuesday evening after the departure of the workmen, and set "upon by a fierce garter snake make an attack upon an en- ormous bull-frog. The shake seized on the frogs hind legs, and: the frog, to be on a par with the snakeship, . caught him 'by the tail, and both began swallowing one another, and tinued the carni operation until nothing was left of them. Tae Sturgis Journal says:--* The law: yers in here are so eloquent that ome of them, while making a plea the other day, 80 thoboughly entranced the constable that the prisoner, who was about to be senten- ced, quietly and unobserved, left the court room. The spell being broken the table naturally looked around for his prisoner, who was nowhere to be found. -- A search was made, and, as was surmised, 'the prisoner had made tracks for the State line, which he had safely crossed when overtaken." Sich ; Ler ao Tmmr Caren Hnussrr,--Not long singe the keeper of a grocery snd pro- visionggtore in Anenue B, near Tomkin's Square, had a bag of flour taken from his door. It disappeared so very mystorious- ly that he determined to keep quiet, and. thought the thief might possibly turn up. Thé grocery keeper accordingly said nothing of the matter to any one, and no one knew of the flour having been taken but himself and the one who appropriated it. About a week after the me of the near neighbors, who was a river man, and had come on a trip, came blust- sringin and after e the usual - greeting, he said," Why, Mr. Smith, I hear you have had a bag of flour stolen. 'rom your door; have you found out the thief yet 7" The grocary keeper looked hard at his neighbour, and then replied, * Yes, I havo found the thief; would you ° like to know how I caught him?" Upon: being asked in the affirmative, the grocery flesh, it was found, had been torn frém ugly gashes in yond description in their ugly nature.--. There is scarcely a possibility of his recov- man continued: "I will tell you. When the flour was taken, I said nothing about it to any one, merely to see who would first mention to me. You are the first one who has spoken of it; and 7 "oom that it is my private you and 1, that you - you wish me ¢- érecr