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i -- Rl ay ; nerves of the hungry dogs. left off their attentions to each other, and - 4 Ie Sem-- i How the Minister r Kicked the Deacor. The following little tle sketch may have met theeye of the reader in another form ; the writer claims only to relate it somewhat as he remembers to have heard it told, #0Me years ago : A good many years ago when the Meth- were_rather unpopular in the East- in his side; and tumbled headlong down stairs, There was & scream, a rush of the deac- | on's family, a general uprising of the whole congregation, and exit-of the dogs. the midst of this confusion the minister waived his hand to restore onder. © After the people were seated, and quiet again reigned, he told the people the story of | ern States, a witty divine of that denom- bee sansages in all its particulars, which | ination was serving his second year ina country town in New England. It was rather remarkable in those days: for Con- ference to send the same minister two sue- | cessive years to the same church, especial- | lyina oountry town ; but it was done in this i , and it factory to all concerned. The clergyman | enjoyed the confidence and love of his) own church and parish, and * he had, by his own piety ad fidelity, won the respect | of all good people who knew him, outside | of his own parish. So the other two had begun to manifest a spirit of toler- | i entirely satis- | seemed a satisfactory explanation, and the funeral proceeded ; but that minister was never known to carry sausages in his coat | pockets again. a -- i American schooner Edward A. Horton, of Gl ter, M husetts, was seized on the 1st inst. for fishing within the three-mile limit, on the south side of | | | Cape George, N. 8. Capt. Torry, of the schooner Sweepstakes, made the seizure. Tue churches, Congrogationalist and Baptist, WW H E E I E R' S| ance towards him and his chusch, quite | { unusual for them. | | About thanksgiving time a regular at- tendant of the Baptist church died ; the | Baptist minister was sick, and the Con- Sri minister was out of town.--- Under these circumstances it was decided to invite the Methodist minister to con- duct the funeral exercises ; the invitation was accepted,'and at the proper time the good clergyman j started for the house of | mourning. He had 'some four miles to | Redical travel on foot, and, to save distance, left |g; the road and went across fields and through woods. Near this by-way where ho was travelling there lived an old lady, a mem- ber of his church. As he was so near, he | thought he would call a t. |The | ed | tion digestion; A: Healt! Suergising and vi | Whole tonstitution. purely itis hatilets to PHOSPHATES. | J. HIGGINBOTHAM | {HAY JUST RECEIVED A 'S MPO THOSPH AT ana CALISAY A. This | | Say of ingredients fal enter into the fo Ana. Nutritive Tonic, a siended on al Chronic Diseases, depending upon ved nu- RO TN a ad Leh } witilation and the formation of | of pI and tones it up ia PISS TRACE manner, without abies Sold at $1 per bottle ; six bottles for i? of relaper ERETOFORE PARTIES TROUBL- i EE ea imos to. caih hey | | cases; but CHE. E ROWE of Ly. a now ing to the preparation _ d for ove cbmpiai old lady did not get out to church often, | Tay | it was so far from her home, and she was |" lame, too ;.she was therefore, of course, | '| SEIIONE 13 det Ld Agena uni: what Canadian Pain Desiroyer call was prolonged into quite - a visit, in | spite of all his efforta to get away. The old lady was making sausages when | "he called. © At last he told her that he | 'must go, but she said he must wait a min- ute while she put up a mess of sausages for him to carry home with him--enough for his family for a dinner. He tried to explain to her the impropriety 'of her plan undér the circumstances, but she was in- exorable ; take the sausages he must, and | she could fix them so they would be no in- convenience to him, and the matter need | not come to the knowledge of any one else. The sausages were neatly. done up in! white cloth and snugly pinned --two par- cels--and put in the pockets-of his swallow tail coat behind, a parcel in each pocket. Then he hurried away. Innocent, kind- hearted old lady! She did not imagine what grief, shame, mortification and sor- row of heart, this 'little act would cause! her pastor ; and he, in his hurry to make up for lost time, little dreamed what awaited "him in consequence of the old _ lady's gift. : When he arrived at the house of the de- ceased, he found a large company waiting. The neighboring farmers, from far and! near, had assembled th pay their tribute of respect, and perform the last sad offices' that the liviiig can perform for the dead ; some had come with carriages, fences and posts. They had allowed their dogs to follow them. There was a large gathering of men and boys about the door- yard, waiting for the minister, who was late ; the women had mostly gone inside, 4nd the dogs were exchanging civilities or - incivilities, in true dog style, as they hap- pened to take a liking or disliking to each other--trotting about with their tails rolled up in rigid coils, scratching the ground aside at a time, causing the dust and dead | grass to fly, and casting approving glances, | or uttering low growls of warning, ingly as they felt towards each other. When the minister arrived he was ree- i ognized, shook hands with such as he was | sequainted with, and was introduced to others. He had hurried to get there in| = time, got heated up, and warmed , up the - sausages in his pockets. They were very | - savory, and were emitting a fragrance that "soon came in contact with" the olfactory | 'The latter | began to snuff for the source of the pleas- | ant odor, which they highly appreciated, a momentary / and their horses were hitched to surrounding trees, amply pro proven van BE 180 Rarcka Give ie by a rertisement, which is bound 'in another column, a perusal. § A FAMILY MEDICINE, IT I | well and favorably known, relieving thous- | ands from pain in the Side, Back and Head, Coughs, Colds, Sore roat, Sprains, Bruises, Cramps -in J the Stomach, Cholera Morbus. © Dysentery, Bowel Complaints, Burns, Scalds, Frost Bites, de. The CANADIAN PaIN DESTROYER been before the Jubiia for a-length of t |w herover used is wi eli) ell liked, never falli pou used, and we have never known a boon properly ol wed, but on the Son are delighted with its operations, and _s| | the highest terms of its virtues and Ld | ne speak from experience in the matter, hav- | ing tesied it thorou ; and therefore those whay | suffering from any of the complaints for | ! Which it gd recommended, may depend upon it | | being a Sovereign camel: The astonishi: {Destroyer in ¢ recommended, duing the torturous - of a relieving Nervous Affections, entitle it to igh | rank in the list of Remedies. Orders are coming Medicine in all Ee of the | in from Dealers, | tne for further su lies, and éach testifying | universal a it gives. | The Canadian Pain Destroyer never falls to give immediate relief. All Nedicine Dealers eep it ; Physicians order and use and no family will be without it after trying a Price, only wey -five Cents per bottle, For sale T. Atkinson and Dr. Deans | Ora in AR * J. H. Gerrie and J. Bye | n Brookiyn by John W, arren. sam -- c-------- in Memoriam. GAINST EXPENDITURES in honor of ihe dead, ad, Neuve hid has the many tombs around which we Jot to linger, assure us we are in a world of: warm and loving hearts of the sepulchres of the * alleviates our grief and wounded heart. It also cheers: the be- reaved to know that an additional em- bellishment of the "loved ones' shared so heh of fhe love, of A take this method to form you that we cin Bll orders for decopating the | oe A pul in the friends; - i workmanship. MONUMENTS, TABLETS, ETC. OF THE FINEST QUALITY OF ITALIAN & AMERICAN MARBLE: | ~--AND-~ - SCOTCH AVSRDEEN GRANITE, pertaining fo Cem to Cemetery ig ro in ith prompt attention, by leaving or him with ¢. BOUNSALL, Bowmanville, fo een tm Parley's Arabian oil. | POR HORSES AND CATTLE. NEVER-FAILING REMEDY. | THIS valuable preparation combines all | medicinal virtue oft those articles ies yehich { EEL EE EE the ure a Flesh, | of all kinds, tula, Sweeney, and they soon traced it to the They clustered about him in a very friend | { __ly manner, but no notice was taken of | ™ them ; and when he went into the ome thors they went too. A prayer was offered "at the residence, | during which time the dogs smelled out the whereabouts of the savory meat exact- | ly, in the doing of which they greatly an- noyed the minister, and caused his cheeks | fo burn and heart to ache. After the prayer,' the corpse was carried to the | » Broukiin by Jona Warren church; which was near by, and thither] the whole company followed, where the | services were to be more protracted. The | dogs went, too, and soon after the Shiga ter took his place in the pulpit they began to skirmish roundyhis coat pockets. If-it | dangerous holt been anywhere: except in a chutch, | 2 or on any occasion but. a funeral, the dogs. : must proceed sa best he could. would have been cudgelled and sent howl- "ing away; but as it was, no one wished to disturb the quiet sanctity of the place by the yelping of dogs. - They seemed to) comprehend the situation, and made the most of it: They went up into the pulpit} --a single one at a time--two and three at | a time. Sometimes two companies would | meet coming from opposite sides of the pulpit, but all centering behind the min-| ister, whose only means of defence was| | kicking out behind at them by guess; | but the dogs were wary, god at dodging, | con and nong got hit. Thus the service went on. The -iental anguish of the good minister cannot be de- | scribed ; but there was no alternative--he | At last, | to his great relief, he waa] about to close | this part of the service'by pronguncing the | ) benediction--had already closed his eyes! and raised * his hands for that' purpose-- when a worthy deacon of the Baptist) Church wished to have the minister read a notice. The deacon was a man of rather diminutive size, and walked as lightly as a | cat. He had approached the pulpit "with the netice in his hand, unperceived by the minister, and was on the stairs, within The deacon, to attract his attention, twig: ged his coat-tail. Of coutée the minister thought it was a dog, and thought it was Whitlows, ten 8 Ie | tein r, Sw man Tr Tp 0S | y tested, a heapest AB most reliable remedy. Jor all Stet. fone complaints ever offered to public-- ROVER 1 8 when timely used and ally iy Pp { To be Jato of all Druggists 2 and Countey Mer. | cents | per bottle. | & , Newcastle, Ontario, Northop &. 13a Lyman, as Pro- For sale Dose | TEA Atkinson and Dr. hig by J. H. Gerrioand J. Bym | - --- ------ The Great Female Remedy. JOB MOSES' PERIODICAL PILLS] | us DARE MEDICINE 13 I8 vious diseases $0 Which. the female hy ! I It moderates all excess and re- moves all Gburructions, and a speedy cure may be | TO MARRIED aura ck the FIRST T TAREE Me i Mors Females, 3 Oy on 0 yay Dut at any oF Ber hey ay Pains in the Back and ang Limbs, other tes, these Pills will Sifecs a cure when all | have failed ; @ { do not a -- iron, mony, or anything hurtful to the. constit: Full directions in the phlet_ afound | package, which should Coen ig uch 50 MOSES, NEW YORK, SOLE PROPRIETOR. 00 and 12} cents for postage, enclosed to Neri Dr iin e, th | agents for the Dominion, wi Cog bottle, | ale ve 2 vila, iy sutarn, mall a | anti- | owes ia by rs A Lecture to Youus Men. [UST PUBLISHED IN A Sealed Envelope. A Lecture on the and radical Cure. or Seminal Weak Sexual to - Marriage necessary for him to kick once more, which he did. The deacon, not on the lookout |. 3 like the dogs, received the wigisvers foot" HI Jovuy, Isa he docuses tor wh whie [in | In| ORNAMENTAL * PRINTING EXECUTED SECOND TO Poi. . "DOMINION. EFORMER/™ rd PRINTING ESTABLISHMENT. NEW TYPE, NEW PRESSES. |= ORDERS BY MAIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. r | W.R, CLIMIE CT NS OF ROBINSON & Co, jor Linent of DR. DE HANG PURCHESED THE DRUG BUSIN would inform the public that he has just received a full Drugs, Patent Medicines, Perfumery, Dye Sup TOILET ARTICLES, &e., WHICH HE WILL SELL AT THE MOST REASONABLE PRICES, Dr. Deans' Office in the Drug Store; -- Remember the stand. nearly opposite Hindes' Hotel. Oshawa, Apel 13th, al, . 1th. RETIRING FROM BUS INESS. | | | | (Store fo Let Possession fo in Fody Days, if heed | J CAKMICHAEL | WILL SELL THE WHOLE OF HIS STOCK OF Dry Good,s Boots and Shoes! as AT COST PRICE AND UNDER. - The whole must be sold without 1 rve within the next few weeks, to wits room for cessor in business. NOW IS THE TIME! While this Sale lasts, to buy your Spring and Summer Goods, in CLOTHING, ae. Dress Goods! COATINGS, OF EVERY VARIET PRINTS, LUSTRES, FRENC HIMERIN OFS, TROWSERINGS | HATS, CAPS, French Delaines, Gloves, Hose, Tapestry, Kidderminster Hep Carpets, Hollands, Zickings, Sheetings, Towelings, &e. | Cm OSHAWA, APRIL M, 167). rae. | J W.. FOWKE, Is in town yet, also a splendid assortment of NEW SPRING GOODS At unusually low prices and in great variety. NEW COTTONS, NEW DRESS GOODS, NEW HATS AND CAPS, { NEW PRINTS, NEW TWEEDS, NEW BOOTS & SHOES, | NEW LUSTRES, NEW COATINGS, NEW FIELD AND GARDEN SEEDS, * GROCERIES, CROCKERY AND HARDWARE, A NUMBER OF HORSES AND WAGONS. | |/The highest price paid for Wheat, Oats; Barley, Peas, fe. ! J. W. FOWKE,. 2% One Farm of 70 acres; 3 miles East of Oshawa; 50 acres, 1 mile North of Harmony ; 108 acres, in Snowdon ; 126 acres, in Letterworth ; and-some village lots | in Oshawa, which would be exchanged for other property. Also a quantity of first- class Brick. J.W.F. Oshawa, April 1S; 1871. tf Ae E H ARMES "NEW -- Shuttle or Lock-Stitch Sewing Machinss| For Family Use and Light Manufacturing | ND COMPACT! i 868 "HO1Ud ; 1 3718VHNA ANY LN3I0I443 = SIMPLE A E MOST SIMLPE MACHINE IX THE MARKER SN LY ABOUT OE | FOURTH the Fc ev FEE apes, e Genuine | her Sie i which hy "Eh drnamented, equal to say (It will Hem, Fell, Tuck, Cord, Bind, Frill, Gather, L Quilt, Braid, t OR ANYTHING THAT ANY OTHER MACHINE WILL DO. IT 18 JUST THRE MACHINE VOR Private Families, Milliners, Dressmakers, Tailors and Farmers HIGH PRICE are many- ts of excellence about Machine, ian Se Ar of relics ehmat, tha M SM elal 30 MI thers 3 which we cannot | PISOOUNT TO CLERGYMEN. MACHINES FULLY WARRANTED! AGENT wanted [a Oshawa, snd In ev other town where ory © wo have not already got one satablish- | than any J. C. TODD, General Agent. Ne. 7 Bessin Mouse Block, Toreate, Out. str NOTA Ey WALTER WIGG & SON, Cabinet Malers, Undertalkers, &e. AVING GREATLY 'ENLARGED OUR WAREROOMS, AND LIKE HALNC GREAILY ENLA EN A ye, BY) EEN ISE Great inducements held out to those purchasing at our Establishmen SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE UNDERTAKING DEPARTMENT. A SPLENDID NEW HERSE FOR HIRE. Coffins kept constantly on hand or made to order. A choice lot of Carriages and Perambulators just received Cheap for Cash. Blind Lifter, the best THE NEW DOMINION FURNITURE WAREROOM KING gr. EAST, OSHAWA. June lot, 1M, oe. and Produce taken in Exchange for Goods. | OSHAWA, ( YNTA RIO. ESTA BLISHED 1861, TheJoseph Hal Manufacturing Company, PROPRIETORS. WE DESIRE TO CALL ATTENTION TO OUR NUMBER ONE AND TWO BUCKEYE comsineD REAPER AND MOWER, 'With déhnsons. Self Rake, Improved for 1871. i N We believe this Machine, as we now bulld it, to be the most perfect Reaper and Mowdr over yet offered to the public of Canada. Among its many advantages we call attention to the following : -- It has no Gears on the Driving Wheels, | Enabling it to pass over marshy or sandy sind without clogging vp the gearing thereby renderin | it less ligble to breakage. . It Is furnished with | ! SHIRTINGS, | Four Knives, Two' for Mowing and Two for Reaping, one of 'which has a | plied Ly him as cheap 88 any other | sickle edge for outting ripe, clean grain, the other a smooth edge for cutting grain in which there is grass or seed clover. It has the joalleable guards both on the Mower Ber and Reaper Table, with best cast stee | Ledger Plates. tis also furnished with our vg New Patent Tilting Table for Picking - up Lodged Grain. 4 his is the only really valuable Tilting Table offercd on any ¢ombined Reapér and Mower. ! The Table can be very easily he or lowered by the Driver in his Seat | without stopping his Team. This is one of the most important improvements effected in any Machine during the rast two years. | ANY ONE OR ALL OF THE ARMS OF THE REEL | Can be tmade to act as Rakes a the option of the Driver, by Lever readily operated by iis foc. | | The Cutting apparatus is in front of the Machi therefore whether Reaping or Mowing, the | entire work of the Machine is under the eye of on Driver while guiding hinge This Table is | 80 constructed as to Gather the Grain into 4 Bundle before it leaves the Table, and deposit. it | in 4 more, compact form than any other Reel Rake. - This Table is attached to the Machine both in front and rear of the Driving Wheel, which en ables it to pass over rongh ground with much greater case and less injury to the Table. The Grain | Wheel Axis is on a line with the axle of the Drive Wheel, which enables it to turn the corners readily. | The Rakes are driven by Gearing instead of Chains, aud therefore have | : a steady uniform motion, much less liable to breakage on uneven ground, and more regular in removing thé {| Gearing | is very simple, strong and durable. The Boxes are all lined with Making th | grain. T \ BABEIT METAL. The Parts are all numbered, so that the REPAIRS can be ordered by | | | telegraph or otherwise, by simply giving the number of the part wanted. | There is no side Draught In either reaping or mowing, and the Machine is #0 perfectly balanced | that there is no pressure on the horses' necks either when reaping or mowing. All our malleable | castings, where they are subject to much situin, have been Twice annealed, thereby rendering them both tough and strong. OUR JOHNSON RAKE - | Is so constructed as to raise the ¢am so far above tite Grain 'Table that the Grain does not interfere with the machinery of the | Rakes or Reels. N We make the above machines in two nizes: e, for Farmers who hav ca large amount to reap. | No. One, large siz | No. Two, medium size, for Farmers Aaving more use Jor a Mower | than a reaper. ap With che exception of difference in size, these Machi are in every Pp Our No. £ Machine supplicd a want hereto fore unfilled, viz :~A medium between the Jun. Mower and | large combined Machine, both in size and price. 'We shall distribute our sample machines in | | March among our Agents, that intending purchasers may have an early opportunity of examining thelr merits. » Py { And we guarantee that all Machines shipped this season 'shall be! | equalirhquality and finish to the samples exhibited by our Agents. We invite the public to withhold giving their orders until they have had an opportunity of nspecting our Machines, as we believe they are nosurpdssed by any other Machines ever yet | offered on this continent. We also offer among our other Machines » JOHNSON' s Self-Raking Reaper,improved forl871, with two knives, smooth and sickle edge, and malleable guards Woob's Patent Self-Raking Reaper. - . | BUCKEYE Reaper No. 1, with Johnson's Self-Rake. | ' Buckeyk Reaper No. 2, with Johnson's Self-Rake: |, Jom: | O10 Combined Hand Raking Reaper and Mower. {CAYUGA CHIEF, Jr, Mower. BuckeYE Mower No. 1. v | . 3 1s Buckeye Mower No. 2. BaLL's Ohio Mower No. 1. Ohio, Jdr., Mower. Taylor's Sulky Horse Rake. Farmer's Favorite Grain Drill. Champion Hay Tedder AND OUR CELEBRATED HALL THRESHER & SEPARATOR dreatly improved for 1871, with either hts, Pell Planet, Wood nd we howd forthe Pu trade , Pelton, bury, or Hall's 8 or 10 Hors NEW CLOVER THRESHER AND HULLER, Vary much supttiae to aay viics uevetalore intsnducat : A mew and complete Tilustrated Catalogue of all oar Machines je Being published, | ang Will Re Yondy fof emsly @tztition, free fo all applicants. 5 All our Machines abe searvavited to give satisfaction, and Pirin will have an op: portunity of testing them both in Mowing and Reaping before they will be reo) Lindlly conclude the purchase. F. w, GLEN, For further information address OSHAWA ONTARIO 1 | I 4 as NATIONAL The Best Cathartic , of Any Age or Country. NEW DISCOVERY 'UF ME. ¥ DIC INE, are composed of ; PURELY VEUETABLE EXTRAS, being free from mireury or other pole. sons: they oan be taken at all Sih and under all circumstances, eathoug regard 10 itfet or business, Th net. on Liver and Digestive . € os, AL and Sto. them tone and healthy vy are a genuine mach Purifier, ave mild, searching and a Thorough Purgatied. and are pro- nounced by all who have used them to be a first-class family pill, and A worthy of a trial. "8 THEY ARE SUGAR COATED. 53 a. by all druggists and 1pedicine "Woonn LUFF. BENTLEY fe Propfietors, Brougham, Om TRY THE NATION AL 10 R. BOYER | GALVANIC FLUID, Universally acknowledged to © the mina Litimema he cure ol «=: RHEUMATISMW, "NEURALGIA! And for all cases where ap sxicrhal an) BF {thas proved that it has no equal for the complaints enumerated. - £4 Sold by all Druggists and Medicing Dealers. WOODRUFF. BENTLEY | = 4. TT Breeha m. On J. | Important to the, Public! DR. BOYERS dALVANIC gu, Tih Stoves!'S Stoves! SUBSORIBER, IN RETURN. T He BR Ber 4 | bam, for the Hberal = + Bam, Ml Support want of a flret Be re RET "RUTTAN HOT AIR ad | which is now in we Stations in Cans Arh It be Sut ihe dine forChurches, Halls, and He 13 also manufacturing the 'anna ATTVD RNNAOH Na i 'BEST HOT AIR DRUM in Canada. SEWING MACHINES. | Agent for the Wheeler & Wilson, the Howe, and the Oshorne Sewing Machines. LEWIS QUICK. Bowmanville, August, 9, 1871. 16in Chancery Netice to creditors of . J DAVID HOOEY, DECEASED. a Decree of the Court. | mone a eof HOO! | the creditors of David ¥ | ship of Cartwright, in 'armer | month of Novem 1870, are, ee Clghteonth day by Hp EEE | Pere y gaclnded it bu foduce "2 sam hefors me She of the said | my Chambers Sona Hall he ta Cory og ronto, on the Fh Yfotrth dal of Al ust at eleven o'clock in the forenoon, « nted for on the ¢ ERC 1871. y 3 SIR JIA. Bovp i 1 | "EUREKA" 'maddy Jo eso] vonaSipy pe EUREKA" 185: | PURELY VEGETABLE. MEDICINE | You THE or/ DYSPEPSIA, R LOSS OF APPETITE, ORNERAL DIBILITY | AND ALL DISEASES of THE BLOOD | FEE | = eng he Somme SE TE nutriment is not the for Inaction of the Liver, Loss of ha Joan ued ir 0 for the above com Yours resp oth ny. ~~ a9 J. Furcsoy, M. E. Mialster. i Mr. H. E. Rows, api, SiR, --1 have used Eureka for Sick disordered caused by a stomach, and nf dome any hu v he od merits would be to give a Tonsernull anything he aairer Yd Soollfon C Fat ys Von Hpi Fot sale Fetail and Wholceale by all druggists NORTHROP & KLTMAN: Ont, J. WINER &Co., Ham@ton. BI MITCHEL, } Money to Yam: LE a i Ef BILE Bs sar Privaie funds to lows. 'Bricks! Bricks ! Se 10 - A Cp & wi, "COMPLAINT . ; 'wa. on at lowest I ICENCE 'wa. All Pprouiptly atten 'Issuer. o ww. Pi Efe | RCHIT ance 'and, to and from Seb DOMI