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ed 4 WGE FOURTEEN I'HE OSHAWA DAILY IIMES, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 24, 1929 oe mn ---- OLD SALTS TALE "HOLDS ITS OWN Green Greek, NT, "Dee, 2) ~The hampion lars of Green Creek orl faking Creel gathered around the satebellied dren stove in Otte King clier's" general gore here and in lulge dn ane al he most vielent or« tes of pr eyaglcaton in history, And a tank outsider--Capty Zicha as Ledming of Wildwood, "a salty Ad sggman of Bdewalked "off with iret prize, 0 Kandsome volume of Weratio Alger's "Truth Payer the Vay to Fame and Fortune," Fifteen shee finshed lars spicled heli fab ieations, and some of them wer ight tolerable lies, but Capt, Le aming SVE SRT Your Eyes and Our Service! N. A. Hare, 8 Bord St, East S1-G-H-T The most impogptant of all the eves. The mest va wable sense and he © most neglected, The one all , vould hao hafore any other and he. one that ks almost universally [mperiott, Deloctiva vision=-imper- oct sight==the cause of many ills, four visit is jour opportunity. (To Ire contipyed next Tuesday) Bales 18 SIMOOK 8T, SOUTH TT WLA, HARE OPTOMETIINY 8 Bond Street East Hundreds of people wear with utmost comfort Hare's Faoltless Lenses FEURSREI COAL COAL Phone 108 W. J. SARGANT Yard--89 Uloor "treet BK, Orders Promptly Delivered Wo have several desirable " houses for rent, i CUTLER & PRESTON lial, Estate Insurance rit DT wed) Night ealls 510==1500 04 King St. West FOR SALE: When we say bars ! galy we don't mean maybe, room brick house R4800 Yor BU00, Nicely located, venlenoos, ete, DISNEY REAL ENTATL Phono 1350 I All cons PHONE 22 "For Your Drug Needs THOM PSON'S We Deliver bl v -- 10 Simcoe | LUMBER ¥, 1. BEECROFT | Whithy Lumber and Wood Yard Phone Oshawa 324 Whitby 12 3 set oy PT uw Ee a aha SE aaa 1 ! In 4 12 | i " 30 am, Ji something like 4,14 minutep, lied i se all under the fable, Connty Sheriff Morris Rich, ens | throne: d on the dry goods counter, cax sayed the double role of judge and sergeant-at-irms, His uty consisted in awardihg the prize to the most proficient. prevaricutor, and in enfor cing the two rules laid down by King felder--<that contestants should not expectorate on the stove in their enthusiast, and that whosoever 'was camght pillaging the cracker barrel shouldabe immediately and ignomin- ic ANH disqualified, Josiah Upjohn, a 70-year-old fib« bet from Pio Creek, did right [vin with a story about the coldest winger he ever enjoyed, in which they postponed Christmas for three weeks, | Uriah Hodges, of Green Creek, who has no hair, eyebrows or eye- fughies . and is known as "Hairless Hodges," called for a "chaw, and then delivered himself of a monstrous fable concerning Wis hairless state, It had to do with his grandfather's blue berry patel, It seems that the eca gulls orten descended on the berry pateh, and that Urial's grandsire, iu n terrible rage, once captured one of the birds, With his teeth, he piek- ed every feather off the gull, And the good Lord punished him by caus. ing his hair, eyebrows and lashes to full outa defect handed down to his descendents, Joe Sears of Green Creek told a story about his sensitive toes--~how he could stick his bare foot in mud Land 'detect the presence of a snaps | pi turtle within a radius of five yards Then ON Captain Zach riz up from his soap box and floored the company for the sheriff's decision "One day last summer," Captabn, 71 Wa related the POMC TIME TABLES + pr ET Ra a C, 1 R, TIME TABL) Effective Beot, 59, 1900, (Standard Time) Coing West « Dally (Except Jolly 4 , Dany (Except © Dail Daily: (Except Gown Esst Dally Dally (Except Sumday) Dafly (Excent Sunday), Darly (Lacept Saturday). Daly Sunday), dBm \ NAD wy unduy) WL - Sunday). am, 2.04 po, £08 pom 11,10 p.m +00 a CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAYS ENective Sept, 27, 1920 (Standard Time) LLusthound mn Dally, except Sunday, . induy oulye y Dall 1, Dally except Sunday, . Lally, except Sunday. m, Dally, except Sunday, m alls 1LY pi Ruity, except £ " am, Dall 23 pom, Dal ly Westbound A am, Dal) w Dudly, 1 Dal) ox , Dally, aturday, ept Sunday, oxcent Sunda vont Sunde D. Bue Sunduy only, 27 pom, Dally, except Sunday, 8.43 pom, Dally, exempt Sunday, Whitby, Oshawa, Bowmanville BUS LINE WEEK DAY SCHEDULE (Efiuetivg, on and nf Ta ide Wn) oy Laerve Leave Dewmanville Oshows 1S am 710 am, 810 am, LEE LY 10,20 wan, 140 pm 2.00 pom, 3.00 p.m, 410 pom, 5.15 nom "15 pm 40 um ative Whitby 1.25 am, LX am, JAS am, 10.35 am, 1K pm LX om, 30 pm, 4.8 pr, SN prs 6% pon, 800 pm, 5.5 nom, 10.40 p.m, HAS pm, Arrive Hospital td om "Nom 64) om WE pom ® PEE; 145 pm, AAS oom 3: Somawa eS Lem, 2 EE EEE ob 6.50 pom sPeTopP 33:3 E33232:538333 Po7%e90DIpess w a 43 TR WIR, o.. z= L 3- Hom nN 10 De, Time marked * ame hrough Whithy Hospitsl, SUNDAY AND HOLIDAY SCHEDULR Golng West eave Lanve i reive Arrive Bowmanville Oshawa Whitey Hespita OW em, YX am Sam ON am 1200 pom, 1215 pom, 12.38 pons £haom 2M om, 4.90 pom, 6X pom, 8X pom, Rs Ww 45 pon y 4 om, 5.45 pom, 740 pm, 10.00 am, "1S om, 613 pon, 8 pm, 10.0 am Colng 0,000 mn, ithe ho Whithy Hospital, Spects) Busses Far AD Oesasions hn Son a) ot, Foes Powder nl ah type ol ry "JURY AND LOVELL, LTD, EXCLUSIVE AGENTS A vid ig Jamas Prin wit | Phu i 'DIAMONDS BURNS JEWELRY STORE ling & Prince Sis, ser ble Rates snd Caref) Drivers I, A GARTON # bor Bowmanville - Phone 41} or M4 tranawa Waiting Ream. 10 Prince Sie ~ OPTICAL PARLORS J. W. Worrall, Oph. D. Eyesight Specialist hone 8213 EM air Boys' All Wool Wind- breakers. All $1. 95 sizes DOMINION CLOTHING CO UN KING BT. W, ' 1 hone 2141 Wao Deliver ¥ - | Machinery Repairing AUTHIAL LOU LANL Nutiv JU0 sMAtL ac Machine Sho P| | LY hing St, W. hone EE ---- ad REPAIRING WATCHES OUR SPECIALTY It your watoh is not giving satisfaction we can repal and make it tell Lhe correct me D. J. BROWN THE JEWELER Otricial Watch Inspector for Canadian National and Osh» awa Railroads 10 King St. W, Phone 180 wut behind my barn 1080 ams | taking u little nip, when I sees Lizzie foprinkles a little of m Jackson, of the Cape May County W. Ith" worms und let 'en CBU, uw comin' up the lane, 1.dp pe {with th fish," ped the bottle, 1 got so dog-goned excited dnd it spit all | over the ground, "Well, after Lisde left, 1 decides tu ko afishin, I goes out behind th! barn and digs me some worms 1 nor ticed that some of them worms wis a feelin' kinda spry like, but 1 didn't think nothing abouten th! corn a doin' it "Well, 1 goes Hovi to Delaware Bay, baits up my hook and thro's | in th' water, By Siggers, 1 gets a bite right off, So I Jerks in and here's a dandy bass--a threc-pounder, ! more have a holt of my hook than [ did, TH worm had 'the bass by th' neck, and th' worm was a holes in! Got durn, ya' will try 10 bite mie; "So everytime 1 go a fishin' noy Ottawa, Dee, 23,-5¢1 tish families oy farms | wick under the Gover: hire view conducted by th So --------- ------_ BRITISH FARMERS SUCCESSFUL IN N.B. Review Conducted by Fed- eral Department of Immigration of 1927 is [roving 0 puocess, partment of Immigration, Two hune y lghtnin' on dred families, comprising 1,207 indiv« 1 fight it out 7 WANTING INSURANCE Wen! Ustnte money of say Jena, hott houses allow me to serve you H. R. LUKE hog, Ty IRA / LJ Diamonds Bassett's On Oshawa's Mam Corner --- tlement of Bri n New Bruns iment scheme sayf u e Federal De Whale, have been brought over in the fast two years, Three hundred fans flieg will be added to the numbes in the next three yeart, OF the two hundred families who have already tried the experiment, nine Hailed to egtablish themselyes on farms, Pwo families returned to the Old Country the other took to other occupations in Canada, Of those who remained on the farms, says the Goy ernment's report, "the percentage of probable Aailures is extremely small" Many of them are taking advantage of the Provincial goverament's activ ity in rosgd building to augment their earnings, All of them have been very liberal pressed from the start with the British Government adds copsity Yor diversified farming to Hl 1,500 for stock oe | British il Government and the Ne Government, Government it was hundred Dritish 5 The the Creat Britain and has with the whereby the within five years ernment seleets irreducible fares are sells it to the British sc un extending ne n mike the most of their opportunitied yments are applied Some of them in the [amounts owing 10 the woods in the winter ern ut nd the Under aurecement hotween the | Government, pi wre von king families ettled on farms in New 0) Do unmiagrants { charged, The and equipmer oversen settlement commitice of the | we Dominion | w Brunswick | agreed that fiy hould Brunsw nunion (x an agreemer transportation COMpanit minimum « A Pre Government purchases the ie a | Radios Repaired All Makes The Ontario Motor Scles AMITED a loan " 14 pro Dritish Hae | Brun "E100 Simcoe Phone 004 MSL. ELLA CINDERS---The Gentle Gesture By Bill Conselman and Charlie Plumb Have THE casting OFFICE TAKE THEIR NAMES FOR, FUTURE Work! AND SER THAT EACH ONE GETIS A DAY'S PAY AS A LITTLE CHRISTMAS MT" CUT OF MY SALARY) MM SORRIER, THAN THEY ARE THAT THE PART |S W Copyrigihn 19 uf Mepspoiys Newsoiper fervicd 4 WHERE DOES SANTA CLAUS GET MIS REMDEER, DADDY © REINDEER ARE FOUND it THE ARCTIC REGIONS, TOMMY. THE AMERICAN OPECIES 15 CALLED CARIBOU, W LIF 17 vi REINDEER RE NOT FOR THE REINDEER Tit PIOPLE \ OF LAPLAND WOULD HAVE HO MEANS CF PORTATION IN THEIR COLD AHD BARREN COUNTRY, | emu oes BESIDES BEING DOMESTICATED BY THE LAPPS THEY Da em? \ \ of ~~ TRANS HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED M10 ARCTIC CANADA AMD ALASKA MASA DOMESTIC AHIMAL Fs Ft ea at - Y dle UA Ho Fh o> es od "hone LOWLAND LAPS, THE REIADEER 15 CARIDOU Loe THEIR HORSE SHEEP AND COYY ALL 1 ONE, THEY FURNISH THE PEOPLE HITH CLOTHING 4 AND FOOD, AMD IF THEY LIVE 1 TENTS WITH OHELTER REINDEER MEAT 15 CURED AMD iE SURPLUS MILK 15 MADE INTO CHEE SF Britain (rest righ ( ch | JH! IF DADDY EVER 501 THE RIGHT-S1ZED GLOVES FOR CHRISTMAS HE WOULD HAVE GET DADDY THE RIGHTSIZED 2 Ol OVES MADE ( REINDEER HID! i Coin { LOULD [3] pr 24 | BRINGING UP FATE ER " | \FEEL. S0 WEAK~ | 1 DON'T KNOW WHAT'S | THE MATTER WITH | E~I1GUESS | BETTER | GQ TO A DOCTOR | 11 ([DOCTOR, | AM 50 WEAK || It I CAN MARDI Y LET ™M¢g yr TC ; . EVYAMINE YOU) = "C MN Lie FIND THE flo \. TROUBLE ~ | AW, MR, DIGGES- | By Geo. McManu \ | Grant Britain rights reserved | DOCTOR IN THE EYE -- Il WHY DID YOU wT |] THE 44 HE BUSTED ? || THREE OF Ba Y CIGARS EE "e Jr -- ye LS cm m---- ee ---------- n FELT TRRIPAIT HILT padi CUR Dear LITTLE Plisey, Pp ASE GBT WELL ~~By Grace G. Drayton THEY SAN AN OLD WOMAN COMING IN "THE GATE =" WHAT WiLL You Give Me IF I Dolly. BoBBY AND COMFY SAT DowN AND CRIED AND CRIED CURR Your LiTTLR PGP" SHE ASKED WE Wikl GIVE You ANYTHING THEY SAD NO i wos OM, Piacy 1% WELL AGAIN baat fi ® 190, Xin Postar brodiente, toe, \ THE OLD WOMAN Tok A BOTTLE OUT OF | MER POCKET AND GAVE SoMETHING 1Te "THE LITTLE Pile AND HE JUMPED UP AND RAN "TO EAT HIS BREAKFAST 'Now, Ee THE OLD "WOMAN: GNE ME: THAT NICE BLUPEY Compy" ™ 1s - TILLIE THE TOILER- et r By Russ Westover § 1088, King Beniures By nitiewte! dw Great Ram pelts reserved ro pepe --------