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THE DAILY TI MES-CAZETTE MONDAY, JANUARY 27, 1947 PAGE SIX 'Nuptials are Held For Barbara Coleman 8 F248 113 § gowned in petal-pink faconne designed with square neckline, sleeves and long full skirt. She wore a headdress of pink snap- dragons and carried a cascade of pink carnations tied with chiffon ribbon. Long mittens of the same material as her gown completed her costume, Mr. George Cooper was best man for his brother the ushers were Mr, William leman, cousin of the pride, and Mr, Kenneth Jackson. The reception was held in the Sunday school auditorium. Mrs. Coleman, the bride's mother, re- ceived the guests and wore a pow- der blue street-length dress, navy hat with powder blue feathers, and a corsage of rose carnations, Mrs. Cooper, the bridegroom's mother, assisted in welcoming the guests. She wore French blue crepe, a flower-trimmed hat and corsage of pink carnations. Rev. Mr. Jones proposed the toast te the bride and bridegroom. A group of the Womari's Association of Albert Street United Church served the wedding dinner, Mrs. Robert Holden, Sr, and Mrs. Henry Hogarth tea. The tables were effective with ivory tapers in silver holders and bou- quets of pink and white carnations. The wedding cake nested in pink tulle occupied the place of honor on the bride's table. For the wedding trip to Niagara Falls and Buffalo, the bride chose a coral wool suit over which she wore a brown mouton coat, the gift -of the bridegroom, brown and coral 'feather hat with veil, and a corsage of mauve orchids. On their return, Mr. and Mrs. Cooper will reside on Clarke Street, Oshawa. "Wren Describes French Hardships than, Ont, Jan. 24--Al- Cua in Britain were Principals in Recent Wedding OTT treet Church recently. The bride daughter of Mr. and Mrs. son of Mr. Harvey Elliott and " =--Photo by Hornsby Studio 5 Women, $1 and Nucleus of Starting with a membership of five women, a dollar's worth of farm produce and a crate of gggs, the Co-operative Service of Toronto Ltd., at 846 Pape Ave., has develop- ed into a business enterprise of more than 1,000 members, operating co-operatively in two stores, and a recently acquired gasoline service station with a total in sales of more than $200,000 a year. They are now handling groceries, meats, vege- tables, hardware, paint, gasoline and oi] as wel] as automobile acces- gories. Originating with the amalgama- tion of two small co-operative socie- ties in the east end of the city, Co- operative. Service of Toronto Ltd. justified the faith of the five wo- men who originated one of the amalgamating groups, These five had been members of. different co- operative groups that had failed for various reasons, one because of bad management, another because of failure to maintain interest, while still another failed because of a too ambitious program. However, the origina] five, in 1032, after a year of studying consumer and co-operative problems, decided the time had come to embark once more on a merchandising program. The originals were: Mrs. C. Ren- wick, Hillsdale Ave. E.; Mrs. F. Frances, Willowdale; Mrs. W. H. Lane, 101 Donlands Ave.; Mrs. M. Oxley, Scarboro, and Mrs, M. Lane, 121 Jackman Ave. Sell to Themselves From a farmer they bought a dol- lars worth of farm produce and a d | crate of eggs at wholesale prices many people so kindly disposed to- ward Britain. We did not suffer as they did in France. While our food | ing situation is even worse and sold these to themselves at the regular retail prices. For the next two years they con- tinued to operate their fledging business from the home of one of their members each week they add- ed a new item. Late in the fal] of 1934 they opened their first store on Danforth Ave. The overhead ex- penses of the new venture almost swamped them, so in early 1935 they decided to amalgamate with a group of co-operators who had a store on Main St., which was exper- fencing the same difficulties of operation. The result was that both stores were closed and a smaller one opened at number seven Ald- wych Ave, in East York, Both so- cieties d to drop their original names and become one under the name of the Co-operatives Services of Toronto Ltd. Early in 1936 a delivery servite was instituted and the society be- gan to grow rapidly; later that year two other co-operative groups decid- ed to amalgamate with them mak- necessary a move to larger quarters at 928 Pape Ave. in 1037. With the continued growth of the society the members, just before the . | outbreak of war in 1939 decided Nurse Shortage Acute in West of hospitals; 1,200 are needed in the Jiivile duty field and 500 for public fuey again needed larger quarters embarked on a building pro- gram culminating late in 1940 with the opening of a store and hall at 846 Pape Ave.' Robbery A Setback 'While still at the first Pape Ave. address a robbery as the result of a break-in caused a setback scarcity of good help caused by the war, it was decided to dispense with fe delivery sirvice a operate only a cash an business, The wi:dom of the iit in en- dorsing the move of the board of directors at that time proved itself and while a slum that time hag almost been phen- omenal In April, 1946, the first branch store was opened on Arlington Ave. with other branches to open in oth- er parts of the city. Before that, in the fall of last year, a paint and hardware department was opened and the most recent venture is the | to taking over of a gasoline servic: station at Queen and George Sts. which is the first of a series cf such stations to be opened in strategi: areas in Toronto and suburbs. Associated Guilds Not alone on the pusiness side has the co-operative been develop- ing its membership. Associated with it on the cultural side are two wo- men's guilds, one located at the mafn store and the other at the home of one of its members in the Runnymede-St. Clair district, Also actively associated with it is a bowling league which operates dur- ing the winter months at one of the larger Danforth Bowling clubs. In the west end is a district council actively developing the consumer movement in Wards 6 and 7 and through one of its members now a member of the board of directors of the Co-operaitves, it is presenting a brief on behalf of the organized consumers at the hearing of the Crate of Eggs Thriving Business 0, Banded together in two credit un- fons are 253 members, one ha the other having more than $7,000 in capital. Both credit unions pro- vide free insurance and are organ- ized for the of providing low cost credit facilities and creat- 'ng the habit of saving, A further strengthening of the movement was the amalgamation of the Humber Bay Co-operative Buy- ing Club with the co-operative ser- vice on Nov. 22 last, > Minister Mitchell Praises Handicapped Ottawa, Jan, 24--(CP)--Physical- ly handicapped workers in Can- adian Waustsy 2e proving as effi- clent as icapped persons, Labor Minister Mitchell said today. The minister made public a sur- vey covering 467 firms employing 2,315 workers classified as "handi- capped personnel," and he said the survey showed sical handicaps are not nec ly vocational handicaps." The survey was made during 1946, when physically fit workers were available for many types of work. The fact that firms had not only retained their physically~ handicapped employees, but in many instances had engaged other workers with disabilities, wag the best testimony to their work abil- ity, the minister said. The work records of the 2,315 physically - handicapped persons show that the great majority of them do as much or more work than normal employees on the same type of job. Average Output A total of 313, or 13.5 percent, are to have a lower output than the physically fit workers. However, 1,783 or 77 percent, said to turn out the same amount of work as the fit person, 'while 219, or 9.5 percent, do more work than the fit worker. ' The attendance records disclose that only a small percentage of the handicapped have a higher ab- sentee rate than the usual worker, and this p has fewer unexcused absences $han the fit worker, On the evidence of the survey, the minister said, it would seem that these 2,315 handicapped em- ployees were, on the whole, less likely to be involved in occupational accidents, The * survey also showed that there was a considerably lower turnover of jabor among handicap- ped workers, Britons Race Snails French Ire Roused The British Snail-Watching So- clety, now a year old and counting seventy members, grew out of a whimsical comparison made by an Englishman, Peter Henniker Hea- ton, between the self-sufficiency and deliberate manner of the snail and man's sho A The society holds snail races in which the creatures make their way, in several hours, over an ob- Last in business was | French '| felt the co-operative's growth since gourmets are born only to be eaten. Wives of Veterans Also Go to School Wives of student veterans at the University of Maine are also going school now -- studying how to make better homes. Leaving their husbands to tend the baby in many cases, sixty wives of former GI's regularly attend courses given every two weeks this winter by the uni- versity's Agricultural Extension Service Among the subjects taught are Quick Breads From Home-Made Mixes" and "How to Iron a Shirt in Five Minutes." Duke's Treasures To Be Auctioned London, Jan, 24--(AP)--Art trea- sures collected by the late Duke of Kent, a 3 1042 airplane crash, are up for auction by his widow. 4 we 523 loka of paintings, silver and rare furniture will be sold in March, ving 199 members with $9,250 capital and | and Mrs Personals TELEPHONE 35 Miss Ada E. Ross, Woman's Editor DARRANNNBLNNENN, Mr. and Mrs. James Cooper Belleville attended the wedding of their son, Efic, here last Saturday. The bride was Miss Barbara Cole man and the ceremony took place in Albert Street United Church. AATATA AAA ATA AA A A A A AA by the Oshawa Community Recrea- tion Association. Members of the C.R.A. board of directors and their wives welcomed the guests and cof- fee was poured by Mrs. F. N, Mc- Callum and Mrs, G. A. Fletcher. > Pe Out-of-town guests at the Thack- eray-Bouckley wedding on Friday included Mr. and Mrs. Ray Lafon- taine and Miss Betty Graham, To- 'ronto; Mr, and Mrs. Cephas Bris- bin, and Mr. and Mrs. Wilbert Dav- ey, Cobourg; Mr. and Mrs, Seymour Waller, Seagrave; Mr. Elmer Bull, Warkworth; Mr. and Mrs, Jack Mc- Veity, Miss Mavis Thackeray, Mr. Ivan Thackeray, Mr. Blair Thack- Mrs. Lorne Thackeray, all of Rose- neath. LIE OR J Miss Josephine Hefferman is con- vener of a dance, "Cupid's Canter", to be held by the Junior League in the Piccadilly room of the Hotel Genosha, Friday, Feb. 7. Others on the executive committee include: Miss Kitty Thomson, orchestra; Miss Barbara Heffer and Mrs, Jos- eph Riordan, tickets and informa- tion; Miss Val Romhanyi and Miss Eileen Healey, decorating; Mrs. Dermot C:nway, prizes and pro- gram; Miss Mary Burnie, Miss Aud- rey Gates and Miss Roberta Gates, advertising, An importa meeting of the exe- cutive of Oshawa Presbyterial of the Woman's Missionary Society of the United Church, and presidents of afternoon and evening Auxiliar- ies will be held in the board room of King Street United Church on Thufsday, Jan, 30. There will be morning and afternoon sessions, with the morning session beginning at 930. A full attendance is ex- pected. There will be a box lunch at noon. Tea will be provided by the King Street United Church Auxiliary. Delegates are asked to ne their lunch and sugar if re- Jean Dorothy Lundy Wed to Robert Allen In the rectory of Christ Church Rev. H, D. Cleverdon performed the marriage ceremony last Friday of Jean Dorothy Lundy, daughter of Mrs, B. Lundy of Oshawg, and Rob- ert Ingersoll Allen, son of Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Allen of Toronto. The bride wore a beige suit with brown accessories and a corsage of pink roses. Her attendant was Miss Pearl Collacut of Bowmanville, who wore a grey sult with pink accessor- ies and a corsage of pink carnations. The best man was Mr. James Al- len, Toronto, a brother of the bride- groom. A reception was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Eric Lundy, Gladstone Avenue. For travelling to western points the bride donned a r blue topcoat. The couple will ve in Toronto. STATUES Pity the poor sculptor, Not for him in this island can there be the occasions for free expression which were vouchsafed to Rodin or even Watts. Few indeed are those cul- tivated patrons who can commis- sion statues wherewith to adorn their peristyles and courts. The sculptor is bound to depend for his employment upon the taste of pub- lic authorities, and they in their turn are sensitive to the whims of their electors. It must be a galling for thing any to realize that the British | kno sculptor public, although indifferent to art, are fussy about'statues. It is not that they wish their statues to be beautiful; in fact, I agree with Sir Max Bowrhon, who, although not wishing disparage grotesques, once advocated that our London { | statues should be veiled. It is that the British public like thelr statues snails | to be like.--Harold Nicolson in The Spectator, REDUCE WHILE YOU EAT GLUTEN BREAD You can eat as many slices of regular bread, but vou get only half the fattening starch and four times the rich tissue build- ing protein. You'll enjoy it as made by CANADA BREAD CO. LTD. Oshawa. Ontarle Special Purpose Foods, sold b; A. L HAVERSON (10 Drew St.) OSHAWA ONTARIO For literature -- seesssssrsiessenseninete LEE TERE PEE TRY 1) of | She Gives Her Whole Attention Scout Mothers' Aux'y Honor Three Members Gift cups and saucers were pre- sented to three members of thé 4th Oshawa Scout and Oub Mothers' Auxiliary at a meeting held at St. Andrew's United Church Thursday evening. The recipients were Mrs. W. G. Gifford, retiring secretary, Mrs. Jack Henderson who has been with the Auxiliary since its inception and Mrs, Bdward Blackburn 'who has been on the sewing committee for almost eight years. - Speakers of the evening were Mr. Ron Nicholson and Mr. Charles eM Bp on u and in particular the Scout Promise. He Foi Baute thes sig pots old . He mentioned that Parent Night will bé held February 19. Mr, Skea, Rover leader, spoke on | some of the plans outlined by the -SUSAN MARGARET SAYWELL who is the ten-month-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs, Stephen G. Saywell, Ci adillac Avenue South, ~Photo by Campbell's Studio Parliament Hill Waitresses Have Made Their J obs Careers 4 Ottawa, Jan, 26--They are simply called "The Regulars'--a small group of girls, all beautiful, all tal- ented--who took waitresses jobs and built them into careers. The story that the Parliamentary Restaurant management during the height of the sugar crisis made then put their tingers into the deserts to make them syeet, incidentally, 1; not true and has been traced to a senator whose jokes are ordinarly as old as that one. But they are called "The Regu- lars" because no matter where they may have been during the parlia- mentary recess--at Banff or Jasper or Bermuda--they come back h:r2 for the session and form the cors of the staf! which caters to fired parliamentarians, Heading them is Yvorne McDon- ald, chief hostess, who early in life vowed she would seé some of the world and kept that vow. Practi- cally a home-body now, she stayed in Ottawa thig recess, Back From New York Coming back from New York are her assistants here, Gabriella Ve- zina, and Jeanette Hume, The Misses Vezina and Hume, since par- liament prorogued last Aug. 31, vis- ited in Bermuda where they would have stayed if they had got a jch-- they didn't, so they returned to New York and worked at the Waldorf. Gaby Vezina has worked at the Waldorf before, did one spell at the Chat2au Frcntenac and another at Banff, Jeanette voluntarily cut her travelling in recent years by taking a spell as hostess at a restaurant. Ag indicated, the system followed something like this--except the sessions in recent years have spoiled it, "The Regulars" work here during the session-- the mo- ment it is over, they scatter for th» high-priced resorts. Last ye:r's long session actually crimpled - the plans of most of them, Lorette 'D'Amour is a Chateau Frontenac grad, and so is Germaine Rond Mme, Rond is also one of experience in some of the more costly St. Lawrence River front pla- ces, and served with blase indiffer- ence high politicians and war plan- vers at both Quebec Conferences. A Real Traveller All, however, are but mere chil- dren as compared with the travels of Yvonne McDonald. Her hand resting casually on a cascade of rare and costly furs, Madame McDonald ticked off one by one: "Now, let me see, there was Jas- per one summer, . . very beautiful in the mountains in the summer; |ing and I was at Bermuda in 1936 and '37--the Belmont Manor, you Ww. ." Well, anyway, there was St. An- drews-by-the-Sea and Atlantic City and Long Beach and New York-- New York several times, including the Park central and Rey Plerres. "You know," she said, "the place Just across from Leon and Eddies." One didn't know--but conversa- tion is like that with Yvonne Mec- Donald and the travelling part of "The Regulars.' 'Keep Your Shirt On' May Be Poor Advice London--A doctor who keeps your shirt on during an examination does not know his job, Br. Stephen Tayler, member of parliament, in- The test of a good doctor, ac- cording to Dr, Taylor in address- ing a Birmingham Labor party con- ference, is: "Does he take your shirt off?" He advised members of his audience to their doctors if they could not meet this test be- cause "X-ray eyes" would be neeli- ed for the proper examination of a shirted patient. Dr. Taylor acknowledged, how- ever, that it was often tough going for a conscientious doctor because the reserved British were "singu- larly reluctant" to submit to medi- cal examinations. : 'London (OP).--Thieves who broke into a Jongen warehouse stole 90 army grea s--all stamped with prisoner-of-war insignia. Warrenpoint, County Downe, Eire (CP) .--Forrest Reid, 70, author of "Peter Waring" and: 19 other novels, anc roted as a critic, died here, Robeson's Wife Raps Smuts, Not Russia The language of diplomacy is not used by Mrs, Paul Robeson when the wife of the noted singer ex- presses her views of Premier Jan Smuts of South Africa. She termed him "an old goat and an old-fash- ioned politicign," in an interview in Toronto on Friday, She addressed a number of local organizations, in- cluding the National Council of Jewish Women and the Afro-Com- munity Church congregation on Shaw St., A noted anthropologist and author, Mrs. Robeson was em- phatic in her criticism of aging Pre- mier Smuts, and predicted trouble in Africa if there are attempts to restrict movements to free natives of discrimination. She recently re- turned from a six-months' stay in that country where she studied the native problem. Speaking of her own country, Mrs. Robeson said: "The Negroes in the United States are gradually in- filtrating into American life, and in the future they will do so much faster." In her opinion Russia has a bet- ter system of democracy than the United States. She described the Soviet press as being "no more bias- ed than newspapers in the United States. "There is a lot of nonsense talk- ed about the so-called restricted press in Russia," Mrs. Robeson said. "This is the result of misrepresen- tation in articles sent out of Mos- cow by newspapermen. There are 13 million Negroes in the United States who have no voice in the press and have had to start their own newspapers." Picton Men Model 'While Wives Look Picton, Jan, 24--The ladies took a back seat when a fashion show was presented as part of 'the pro- gram at the meeting of the 50-50 Club of Picton United Church, Men acted as the medels and according to the announcer, who described the medels as well as the dresses, they were "chic", "demure", "lovely", "dainty", "alluring" and loveable", Evening gowns, , bathing suits, sports wear, and even nightgowns were modelled with non-chalanes by the men, never a blush appear- . Commentator E. Williams, himself, wore a Paris model evening gown. A girls' orchestra, dressed in hill- billy outfits, provided music. Mem- bers were Evelyn McGinnis, Grace Lockyer, Jean Campbell, Marion Welbanks, Ruby Ward, Margaret Harris, Alleen Brown, Barbara War- ren, A mock trial concerned a breach of promise suit, in which a spinster had tried to entrap the defendant into a marriage proposal. Damages of $5,000 were asked but the jury found defendant had kindled a flame in the heart of the plaintiff, and therefore was guilty of arson in the fourth degree, and damages of one cent were imposed. A men's group song, with mem- bers taking all parts, was another humorous feature, Box were enjoyed. The 50-50 Club is - composed of married couples and each office is held jointly by a mister and mis- tress. There were 70 present. lunches Hamburger Yen Halts Express Train Salt Lake City, Jan, 26--(AP)-- Five hamburger-hungry passengers delayed a westbound Union Pacific train for 42 minutes Saturday. Mrs. Sadie C. Moore and her four daughters left their Pullman car to get hamburgers. The train left without them. Rallroad officials listened to their woes, conferred by telephone and decided to hold the train until 'the family could catch up by automo- bile. 2 They never did get the hamburg- ers, : For quick results--Times-Gazette Classified Ads, are best. Rovers. He stated that there was] an urgent need for a large room near the Four Corners where the Ravers could further their studies and meet at any time. Mrs, C. E. Whalley thanked the speakers, She also welcomed the new members. = The meeting was brought to a close with the Scout Mothers' Promise, after which re- freshments were served. Facial Exercises Can Cure Acne Dr. Neil C. L. Stevens of Walpole, N.H., reports in the New England Journal of Medicine that acne (blackheads) can be successfully treated by facia] exercises, He instructs his patients to draw down the lower jaw ag far as pos- sible to stretch the face. This is done twenty or thirty times a day. In another exercise the skin of the forehead is raised and lowered, In a third the lower jaw is pushed forward and backward repeatedly, and finally the head is bent for- ward and backward and turned from side to side, : Dr. Stevens says that the treat- ment "not only appears to be an aid in the cure of acne but also betters the patient's lcoks by improving the texture and color of the skin and by increasing the tone and strength of the facial muscles." Weather Extremes May Be Cancer Factor San Francisco, Jan, 26--(AP)-- United States Army medical reco indicate that extremes of climatic heat and cold may have something to do. with the occurrence of can- cer, Lt.-Col. Joseph L. Bernier, cur- ator of the dental department of the Army Medical Museum, said today. One of the chief indications of this, Bernier said in an addres before the alumni of the University of California College of Dentistry, is the high percentage of lip cancer found in Second World War soldiers stationed in hot areas of the United States' southwest and in hot re- gions in Africa. Medical records also indicate he added, that lip cancer occurred more often among troops stationed in more temperate areas. Another significant gleaning from the records of 7,000,000 soldiers was that 90 per cent of these malignan- cies in men were on the lower lip and only 10 per cent on the upper lip. But for the same disease among women, only 60 to 70 per cent of the growths appeared on the lower lip, and the other 30 to 40 per cent on the upper lip. Since a protruding lower lip is more common among men than among women, Col. ' Bernier said these figures suggest that the great- er extent of exposure to weather ex- Pome was a possible causative fac- or. Still another statistical consider- ation supports this hypothesis, he added, citing the occurrence of mouth cancer ameng smokers, There are three ritation of the mouth by a pipe- stem or by cigar or cigaret butts; the tars in tobacco smoke, and the heat of the burning weed. Mechanical irritation long has been recognized as something which can start the cancer process. Of the other two, the heat apparently is more of & hazard than the chemi- cal content of the smoke, Bernier reported. New Interest In Mal de Mer Passengers aboard the Swedish American liner Gripsholm en route to New York last week consumed a total of 10,000 seasick pills--a total attributable to some of the highest seas the Atlantic has rolled up in quite a while. The Gripshoim ex- perience has renewed the argu- ments over seasickness, its cause and cure. It is being pointed out that dur- ing the war Royal Canadian Navy doctors compounded a pink capsule which they reported effective with three persons out of four. United States Army doctors also developed an anti-seasick capsule which is sald to be highly efficacious in all types of motion-sickness. Neither of these remedies, it is said, so far has been released to the general public. Among motion-sickness remedies available to the public, Mother- sill's, druggists say, remains a per- ennial favorite' Many ships' doce tors have their own prescriptions for mal de mer, The usual advice given to sufferers is to abstain from all liquids and eat only solid foods. 'Gas » Say Officers; 'Ghost' Says Vicar Leamington, England, Jan, 24-- (CP)--Sentries didn't wait to issue a challenge when they saw & mys- terious white shape, something like a horse, leap gee near the army dump an ppear. "Marsh gas," said their officers but Rev. J. Riley, local vicar, re- called legends that the area was haunted by the ghost of Prince Ru- pert's white horse. The camp stands on the site of | the Battle of Edgehill and burial growndg are within its boundaries. Ada Bouckley Wed To Allan Thackeray The e of Miss Ada Bouck- ley, ane of Mr. and Mrs. Thomgg Bouckley, to Stewart Allan Thackbray, son of Mr, and Mrs. last | Clarence Thackeray of Roseneath, | took place in the parsonage of King Street United Church on Friday last. The ceremony was lormed by Rev. J. V. McNeely. e bride's uncle, Mr. John Campbell, sang, ac- companied by Miss Joan Matthews. The bride wore a traditional white satin gown with a Dutch cap to match, from which fell a finger-tip veil. She wore a string of pearls and carriegha bouquet of red and white roses," tied with white ribbon. Her sister, Mrs. Gordon Donabie, was the matron of honor. Her gown was of pale yellow sheer with a halo headdress. She carried a bou- quet of green-colored carnations. The bride's gift to the matron of honor was a pair of ; The best man was Mr. Linton Farrow who received a silver ciga- rette lighter from the bridegroom. The reception was held in the Blue Room of the Hotel Genosha where the bride's mother received the guests, She was dressed in black with a corsage of pink carna- tions. She was assisted by the bridegroom's mother, also in black with a similar corsage. Attending the reception were the bride's grandmother, Mrs. John Reid, and the bridegroom's grandmother, Mrs. Corelli Thackeray. A telegram of good wishes from Toronto was received at the recep- tion. The table flowers were given to Miss Kay Donabie and the bridal bouquets were divided among the mothers and grandmothers. For the wedding trip to Toronto and western points the bride chose a sequin-trimmed suit of aqpa blue with a black Chesterfield coat and black accessories. She wore a cor- sage of pink carnations. The cou ple will reside in Oshawa on their return. Advertiser Finds Imagination Pays Adelaide, Australia, Jan. 23--(CP) --A man in Adelaide advertised for a house--and got one, His vertisement read: . "I am a beaut, I only work when I have to, and I don't like gardening. . "If you must know, I beat my wife. "I have a youngster, too, who will draw nice pictures on gour walls, the little pet. "I put up with them because ad- rds | I love them. I'll go on living with them, "The question is--where? Your guess is as good as mine, but I'm not particular, as long as we are on our own, "I'm tired of beating up the in- laws, so if you think your" house can stand 't, please ring F3204." Next mo.ning a man rang the number given and said: "Who are you, anyway?" Given the information, the caller rang off with, "I was curious tp know if you were fair dinkum. I think you must be nuts." Five minutes later another man rang and offered a caravan at the seaside. The offer was declined. Soon after a third rang and said: "I like your sense of humor, Joe. I haven't got a house to offer, but I like your style and I'l] do my best to find you one." The fourth caler offered a new five-roomed house for a "man with imagination." Germans Processing Products For World Stuttgart, Germany -- The first deals to make German industries A "workshops" of the world is now under way. A California concern is negotiating for the manufacture of champagne buckets and will Sup- ply the brass for the bases, A Bri- tish. concern also is preparing to send 50,000 pounds of spinning wool for processing here, Other deals of this kind include the shipment of 700 tons of long fi- ber cotton by an Egyptian company to be processed for export to Bel- glum. Another Egyptian concern is sending 2,500 tons of cotton for the manufacture of textiles to be re- shipped to Egypt. One of the biggest transactions involves a leather importer in the United States, who will send to German fabricators not only the leather necessary for tanning and processing articles he desires but also will pay for his work in raw leather, instead of currency. It is known that this manufacturer plans to buy leather from other coun tries. These arrangements are beng made under a United States plan by which private concerns outside Germany can send in materials for processirg and pay for the finished product either in money or in kind, Orice Rich Jockey Dies a Pauper Cornelius (Charlie) Foy one of the greatest names in racing, one- time jockey to King Edward VII, hag died at the age of 65. The idol of thousands of fans in the early years of this cen- tury, Charlie Foy made his name in the jockey world when he went to South Africa for the late Mr. Elsey, the Yorkshire trainer, He became the pioneer jockey in pony-racing in South Africa and helped to make that sport a top favourite. Returning to England, he became one of the richest jockeys of his day being in great demand for all the classics. But Charlie died in Penrith Poor Law Institution hospital. who SUF YA phiy | cranky of such days ~-- ? functional dus fo female function onthiy