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a er ---- ERM ee -~=-ROY-ROGERS JULIET JONES YOUR LATE HUSBAND MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL CONNOISSEUR OF SPORTS RACING THE OSHAWA TIMES, Monday, Merch 16, 1959 17 Family Outing By Mens' Club By MRS. LORNE JONES BALSAM AND MT. ZION...» The Men's Club entertained their families Friday evening at bowl- ing and the movies in Whitby Saturday. Mrs, Jack 'Empringham won first prize for bowling with Mrs. Glen Evans second. Gerald Pas- coe led the men with Ralph Jones second. The Active Service class, were guests of Brougham Friendly MUGGS ANI) SKEETER DOES YOUR MOTHER EVER BAKS ANY COOKIES 7 en i Ba pi SHE CAN ALSO COOK AN' MEND ANY KNIToee Bible Class Thursday evening at Brougham Hall, Mrs. Elmer Wilson and Rev. T. Fleetham rendered solos and following the program games were played followed by refresh- ments. The class will hold its regular meeting at the home of Mrs. Lewis Jones, March 17. Mrs. Earl Disney and Mrs. Lewis Jones will be in charge of the The Monthly Woman's Assocla- tion met Wednesday at the home of Mrs, Joe Forsythe, Mrs. Jack Empringham gave a paper on Easter. Donations of goods were distrib uted to be made into articles THE LONE RANGER. Cope. 1308, The Lone Resmer Tne. Distributed by King Fea tnces Syndlente / WISH THE LONE RANGER HAD TAKEN YOU WITH HIM, DAD. THIS NOTE FROM THE CROOKS GAYS, "COME ALONE AND UNARMED, OR === for the bazaar. Mr. and Mrs. Lorne Parrott and Allan visited Mr. and Mrs Burnett Jamieson Sunday. Mrs. Lorne Jones spent a day with his mother, Mrs. Morgan Evans at Claremont. NEWS BRIEFS TWINS FIVE DAYS APART OLIVER, B.C. (CP) -- Twins were born five days apart to Mrs, William Strilaiff, the second ar- riving Saturday. Mrs. Strilaiff gave birth to a daughter weigh ing four pounds, 13 ounces at 9 p.m. Monday. 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