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THE OSHAWA TIMES, Monday, October 3, 1960 13 OLD COUNTRY SOCCER Quebec Driver |yiional League [i= wee oun = & {club mark in the National LONDON (Reuters) --Results of Fourth Division s ' ' Coazne; sg before 2.253.019 today's 'soccer games Aldershot 3 Accringion 1 Wins un own Attendance Up \paid. a ed ogy 4 ENGLISH LEAGUE Bradiord 4. Batten b NEW YORK (AP)--Helped by 404 set by Milwaukee in 1957, First Division iin Dial BID JARVIS, Ont. (CP) -- Peter, It was good enough to set the a record-shatiering total in the, Chicago White Sox led the Arsenal 1 West Brom 0 : aton 2 Stockport 0 Ryan of Mont Tremblant, Que,, fastest time of the day, 1:20.83 National League, the majors' at- American Lesgue with 1,644,460, Aston Villa 1 Leicester 3 de ga 4 i oki "for the treacherous 19 - miile tendance increased four per cent/This was 17,000 niore than New ncaster 3 Rochdale 2 made a thrilling last-hour drive Age k for in 1960. York Yankees Bolton 1 Man United 1 Gillingham 4 Peterborough 4 al nearby Harewood Acres Sab! rire ag) Phenomena) ar OR eters fibal incresstdl. an F hd: Clin od Buraiey 5 Pulham © Hartlepools 0 Carlisie 1 : : ' ; afterdark driving, Sunday's final games incre: n Francisco nts. show b y 4 Northampton 2 Millwall 2 urday night to win the six-hour It was a clean sweep for the National League altendance to/an Increase of 373.000 in Candle. Chelsea 3 Everton 3 Oldham 3 York City 1 Sundown Grand Prix sports car rear-engined German cars, Jack 10,684,085 and the American stick Park, their new ball yard, Man City 2 Birmingham 1 Southport 2 Exeter b classic Enslie of Cleveland came third League gate to 9,226,526. The The former National League Newcastle 5 Cardiff 0 Workington § Crew Alex 0 | Battling cold and darkness, and in a Porsche RSK. over-all total of 19.910.611 was a attendance record was 10,388,470, {Notts F 1 ified W 2 SCOTTISH LEAGUE a determined challenge by Tor- A major threat to the gain of 766,632 from 1950, \established in 1947, | Preston 1 Blackpool 0 i Division g lonto's Francis Bradley and Lud- Porsches, a Diype Jaguar pl ~~ West Ham 3 Blackburn 2 Airdricontans 2 Celtic 0 wig Heimrath, Ryan and driving loted by Charlie Kolb of Bir Wolverhampton 0 Tottenham 4 Ayr | 1 Aberdoen 1 partner Roger Penske of Villan- mingham, Mich,, and Bill Sadler Second Division IClvde 1 Motherwell 0 ova, Pa., hurled their Porsche of St. Catharines, retired early. West Ham 3 Blackburn 2 Dundee 2 St. Johnstone 1 R560 to a major share of $2,700 Kolb was with the leaders in the Wolverhampton 0 Tottenham 4 | Hearts 1 Dundee U 1 prize money. Le Mans start, but was nudged Bristol R 4 Swansea 2 | Partick 3 Hibernian 1 | They won by slightly more from behind in the pack, spun Charlton 7 Portsmouth 4 Raith 1 Kilmarnock 1 {than a minute, and victory al- and broke an axle, i Leeds 2 Ipswich 5 Fo Mirren 0 Dunfermline 2 most slipped from their grasp in A modified Austin Healey 3000 i Liverpool 1 Derby 0 Thd Lanark 2 Rangers 4 the final hour. Penske screeched driven by 1960 driving champion Middlesbrough 2 Brighton 2 Division 11 into the pits and stumbled from Grant Clark of Georgetown, Ont,, 4 : "Maybe 1 but that Norwich 2 Huddersfield 0 Alloa 1 Stranraer 0 the' car. Despite penicillin shots and Ed Leavens of London, Ont, ' y am, | Plymouth 1 Sunderland 0 'Arbroath 4 Queen's PK 0 to fight a severe cold he was weal out early with clutch / j hasn't stopped me from having | Rotherham 2 Leyton Or 1 Berwick 2 Sti pecoming 'woozy" in track. bothers, % YY ! g Sheffield. U 2 Lincoln 1 Berwick 2 SHSUMD By the time Ryan howled back, A 40 - ear field started the ; in! At Adin Bltiay'4 Southampton 4 Scunthorpe 2 Dumbarton 7 Forfar 2 into the fray Bradley had pulled gruelling endurance test, and all 7 3 there are ol my Stoke 3 Luton 0 1¥a 0 Brechin 0 his RS-60 within 13 seconds of but a few finished, High in : age--younger ones and Third Division Hamilton 5 East Fife 2 the leader. But he couldn't catch standings was a Sadler-TR pi- older ones, too--and we Ryan who added as mueh as loted by Ollie Clubine of Toronto y alll have 1 times her!" Brentford 1 Southend 1 Montrose 6 E Stirling 0 Colchester 0 Bournemouth 1 Queen of § 1 Stenhousemuir 2 [three seconds a lap to his lead and Dave Hennesey of Brant i 4 until the end, ford. yg JAH. 7 Grimsby 1 Notts C 1 , Other Game Halifax 1 Walsall 0 Morton 2 Gateshead | SR ij Hull City 3 Queen's P R 1 IRISH LEAGUE | Newport 1 Bradford C 1 City Cup | G d S 4 7 Reading 1 Bristol C 1 s 7 Cliftonville 2 oe or on yracuse ; Shrewsbury 1 Barnsley 2 > 0 Bangor 1 A 2 ? 4 i . 4 d Swindon 6 Port Vale 0 'rusaders 1 Distillery 0 . at Arthur Murray's, because stu. ONE TO GO ' That's what | Torre, holding up one finger to | yesterday to take a 3-2 lead in X rquay 3 Soren D Gi entoran 2 Derry City 0 ay olin Extended dio parties are included in your signif tha we els only serie or drove | wo [Tranmere 1 Bu 7 ' eld 1 Glenavon 3 ignify that the Colon r ! Torre drove n, two ranmere | Sury hi 1 et een} a course, And learning to dance is You, too, will have a good time these three Louisville Colonel f it it d . ? victors ap- |- runs and Nottehardt a need one more victory to caj ung ai ottehardt ar #0 easy when you put yourself in appear to be saying. Left-to- | yon (he Little 'World Series rnzie combined to blank the : NEW YORK (AP)--Syracuse, right they are Ken MacKenzie, | over Toronto Maple Leafs. | Maple ansas ity the No, 2 college football team he Janta of an Arthur Nurtay Don Mottehardt and Frank | Louisville downed Toronto 44 } -(AP Wirephoto) All St PTI . eacher who guarantees your 4 - ars FOOTBALL DETROIT (AP) Joe Gor- a the ; 2 had W aradible var coming a wonderful dancer. Stu. ' STANDINGS don, an old figure in contro. |Scraich Saturday before coming dios open daily 10 AM 10 10 PM. A trial lesson versial managerial switches to- from behind to defeat Kansas, costs but $120 ® » 1 as nm (c ready to qui 7 Louisville Colonels | Edge Habs By THE CANADIAN PRESS the Deiroit Tigers to sign. as I olber favorite, Third-ranked ARTHUR MURRAY anager of the Kansas City MONTREAL (CP) The N BIG FOUR manages y : ass y Washington, was beaten by Navy ; i WLT F APs ge would replace Bob E)- [15-14 on Greg Mather's 31-yard Open daily 1 to 10 p.m, = Air-Conditioned LJ tional Hockey League All Star 2 5 | oro 2 h 153 14 ic ager " A gai >. }ag . W. Marks Licenses Need ne More W 11 [featuring goalic Glenn Hall of Ottaw: 3 0.73 173 1z| Wott, Athletic manager only field goal on the last play of hel yyy; SIMCOE ST, S. RA 8-1681 one season, a Ir » «| Chica Jac aw trea 3 96 260 6 5 yd. ame, LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP)--Louis: ond game of the series last three innings, gave up singles in Chicago Black Hawks in a sp THIS 0 190 260 6 told The Associated Press " ville Colone u ap up the Thursda the fourth and fifth and two each lacular role ed up to their b dag . 4 died Officials in both the Kansas { junior worl rie onigh n the next three round ing Saturday night by defeatin Saturday's Results City and Detroit front offices Weekly Associated Press poll, partly becs an Ontario-born Tore Ho 20 Montreal 1b said they knew nothing of the [had a stiff battle with Memphis Yale gr: ¢ never 100k up the Hamilton 27 Ottawa 18 State but pulled out a 31-20 vic- industry ngineerin profession Mississippi, the top team in the FORCED IN RUN When he surrendered a leadoff the in { champion Mon MacKenzie drew a walk in the gouble t Tanner and a real ( iens 2-1 in the 14th an report, bottom of the llth inning Satur-igjn t i sh to open the nual All-Star game Friday's game Gordon has been with the Ti- tory in a night game ( n 1 reed in the f h, Mack ie came on to All goals came in 'the second Hamilton at Toronto (N) g only since Aug. 2 when he Kansas, rated No. 5, gave a in a th olonel hi outhpaw swingers, period. Frank Mahovlich of Tor Saturday's game raded 'managerial jobs with good account of itself against the n MacKenzie, ; rong-ar ng ) . hy Oe Aaa HB : them on a strikeout andionto Maple Leafs and Andy Montreal at Ottawa Jimmie Dykes, who left De- powerful defending national A ar slar to I come to the mour in twi eld ot entor \ rk Ranger 3 A : Mab oulin ar ' yf m ot em hd n lei it ready. and Heb t ;: on New York A n he's troit and took over the Cleve- champions. Going into the final "L Nyy all instead id t 182 n the top of the 10 in relief ol MacKenzie was a and scored for the Star ebentor " o) land Indians quarter, the Jawhawks were : | fans the wisdo ct 3ob Botz. who had bailed out he's been doin real good job," counting the nner while his / ¥ Apts Li nd Indi Wa ri Mh ' | ner -SERVE' was proved Sunday as he bailed ted Vic h n the bottom explained manager Adair in|{team was short-handed Yager be . : a 14 22 WIN PEE WEE BALL 2 oy / 1 d i10 | . CEESHM the Colonels out tL pote the second r inti I gy move Claude Provost gave I AAmontor La 7 106 18 AR A Frenchman's hat's how it stood unti min- - . NTRE trouble in & 40 decision over the! Rus Hema Toronto's thi Vhy take a chance?" a brief 1-1 tie » I : 1192 258 7 Mok Nia A Froacha gi 5 utes before the end Whey Ernie ! Toronto Maple Leal pitcher, delivered the fatal wa : 9 for the season andy. saving the champion 57 He ? Saturday to take the Ontario Am Davis went oves from ue ris The Colonel a 42 lea arter Bob Chakales wen ay vas beaten the second|,,niny of what would have been|" 12 3 t Softball association pec afer Dick, Esnerly sonectsd TONIGHT! By TEM AT 700 the best - of > ries and j ie sixth and Wyn Hawkin eries, The Torontol pe first shutout in the history of Saturday's result ied Foal vie prop Colley with Dick Reimer for 18 yards. | . SHOW STARTS AT '7:30 alled upon and 1 . vho allowed only one earned. i. 3 > r . Winnipeg 31 Calgary 21 | wee i raight y hes pit ona . Bobb; Hi 1 to try to end the! p over, i 1 80-inning stretch this; DCKEY 8 pre-seasull S1DWpISCe AlpAlY the winner, allowed seven hits, Of the other Ti he op 3 only roceedings tonigh : Four bits and iwo walls 4 ve up hits to FEddie| The game drew a crowd of 14 Next games Loser Clarke gave up eight, Northwestern, No, 6, and Georgia ( "" 9 procosings Jong expense of Al Cicotte gave Lou and wr e030, nearly 400 short of the rec-| Wednesday Saskatchewan at hl mene | T€CH, No. 10, lost, Northwestern e se Se Dolly Hendley at 19-10 is the Ameri-|yille all its runs in the first Charle id Lee Tate to open the was humiliated by Iowa, No. 8,! po he. Wit 22 set Montreal in the! Calgary (N) a ve ssociatic winningest left y a Vii ne down he walked ord 14.4 et in 4 . t Sam A this 4 : Hol ning Sunday me. With one down, h alked 1953 game Thursds Edmonton at British SUNDAY 2-0, while Geo pe Nis year { 0b" I mer : " ia Tech fell be- eB oe of Bob Taylor and John Demerit to Columbia (N) NORFU fore Florida, 18-17, | TEMPESTUOUS posed by Steve Ridzi ormer ' MOWED "EM DOWN force home a run, Frank Torre NT I 5 , 3 A te 4 . 1 Zirkle ke 8 Nop ay po ' : OFFENSIVE PAYS OFF Saturday--Calgary at Edmonton Kirkland Lake 6 North Bay 14 Illinois, No, 4, the favorite for BARDOT t with several National League Colonel starter Don Nottebart singled for two and Stan Lopata = Atior an unsteady first period. (N) First of two-game, total-points clubs. who beat him in the sec-imowed down the Leafs the first! plated another the All Stars seemed able to co | semi-final) he Big 10 title, laid West Vir 2 BRIGI F : F 5 ' S semi-fina hw : ul In tn 1 1 ordinate their play better and Saturday ORFU Junior inia low, 330. Clemson, No. 7 Hamel Pigalle ; Senior Intercollegiate , PE Water gt »d back Virgnia Tech, 13-7 | cut loose with their pay-off offen ; Yi) Bo Windsor 5 Kitchener-Waterloo 13 turned bac rgnia en, 14-7, I Queen's 27 McGill 26 ORFU Senior and Ohio State, No. 9, shut out INCINEMACOPE 40d SASTIARGOROR AT HER bd e in the second sive ! sec The champion Canadiens, try Wate aio Intercollegiate London 21 Port-Huron-Detroit 26/Southern California, 20-0. ay ' ing to .assert their authority as McMaster 19 Ottawa 20 | ROLLICKING BEST! five-team winner in a row of the Carleton 13 RMC 0 | caup, struck back in the last pe Atlantic i erence |riod with everything they had Now Brunswick Diieretiee 52 THE NIGHTS OF [J |but were stopped cold by Hall x ! Mount Allison 18 ousie assing ecor ut were stopped old by Hal Nit Niort Dalhousie 8 $ | UCRETIA {up with their best defensive 19 Loon . tand, playing two men short for 6 ORF A oil ite BORGIA By THE CANADIAN PRESS Bill Bewley, who converted both schedule has Hamilton playing in 30 seconds Trafalgar 12 Hamilton 6 (COLOR) Toronto - Argonauts, the last. and added a single Toronto Friday night, w Mont Gordie Howe, Detroit " ORFU Junior } bi NTERT, EN place team of last year, and Rote's seven touchdown passes real in Ottawa Saturday. Monday, Wings ace scorer, was lost | Sary 7 St Thomas 7 ADULT € AINMENT Hamilton Tiger-Cat who wear erased Etcheverry 1954 record Toront i Hamilton and Of- stars in the first period when Manitoba - Saskatchewan Junior : FIRST OSHAWA SHOWINGS that dark mantle so far this sea- of six, which the Montreal quar oes to Montreal, Thus Ot- checked by Montreal's Bob Tur- weston 14 Regina 7 | son, passed their iv lo im- terback equalled in 1956, The tawa has two chances--agamst ner. Howe sulfe ed a sprained! gt James 8 Saskatoon 18 BILTM [14 3 TODAY & TUESDAY ACOLUMBIA PICTURES RELEASE + 4 coms recom portant Big Four Football Union seven heaves also tied the team the faltering A to catch Argos left knee but is expected to be Western Intercollegiate victories Saturday mark-also. owned by Montreal. who have moved two point ready for the season open NE B.C. 8 Saskatchewan 0 PLAN NOW TO ATTEND OUR GIANT THREE Toronto s wa m ped Montreal! Tommy Grant picked off two of ahead. And the resurgent Tiger. Same Wedne when Detroit - a A FEATURE MIDNIGHT SHOW THIS SUNDAY ! { in Chicago Alouettes 50-15 and Hamilton took Bernie Faloney touchdown Cats have two games in which plays Ottawa Rough Riders 27 asses eight the Hamilton signal to make up the two points that In winnin oronto and Ham- caller clicked on four pavoff separate them from Montreal 11 A PARAMOUNT RELEASE : CHILDREN wuder 12 EREE! ALWAYS 40108 CARTOON 1 . U.S. Golfers x D ilton dressed ti tage for their passes in 20 minutes, John Ba Toronto lost one of the best de own head-on collision next week- row and Garney Henley got the fensive tackles in the Big Four end which, depending on the Ot- others. Gerry MeDougall kicked when Bobby Jack Oliver tore lig . A tawa Montreal outcome, could three converts aments in his right knee. Doctors Ww A t tangle the. four-team standings For Ottawa, Russ Jackson and say he may be out for three in ma eur into two tie Bobby . Simpson cored touch- week He set up the first touch- ( . . Quart yack Tobin Rote broke downs which Gary Schreider con- down Saturday with an intercep- h on passin ecord and tied an- verted, He also kicked a field tion in the shadow of the Mort. Champions 1p other as he threw Argos to vic- goal. The other point came when re: | tory three uchdown passes to fullback Dave Thelen fumbled Toronto's passes weren't all Dick Shat an ¢ each to over the Hamilton goal line into the end zone, Shatto rambled United States, with Jack Nick / i 4 4 Dave Mann, Ed Ochiena, Bovd The action moved Toronto two 32 and 35 vards with two of them: laus contributing his fourth mysteriously different... r } k g Carter and C ( points ahead of Ottawa into sole Carter lugged his 46 yards and straight sub-par round, won the) as man is from woman, STRE ALLEN - JAYNE MEADOWS t d Mann world amateur golf team cham : Cookie wa f en with! ownership of first place. It moved Mann's covered 57 yards i "IT'S LIKE A KINSEY REPORT \ J 4 A motion picture as creative / HY goal line ! ARDMORE, Pa (AP) -- The as love... brilliantly, mide ) LON THE CAMPUS" " -waALTER WINCHELL the converts a yunted a! Hamilton to within two points of also had a 57-yarder which didn't plonship Saturday by a whop-| 5 \ X g jroo nd 60-yard sh the faltering Alouettes and that go' to a touchdow but left ping 42 strokes KRUGER BAKER PRESLE y 3 J WAITER WINCHELL NAMIE VIAN DOREN: Sami Etcheve passed for third and last playoff spot Ochiena with only four yards to Nicklaus, playing the Merion J touchdowns to Tom Moran and The Thanksgiving weekend carry his payoff pass Golf Club course in windy, cool | 2nd THRILLING HIT! ; COR eS . " --==== weather, finished with a two-un- ; SARE (der-par 68 for an outstanding 72- ' <3 DENTAL. Bob Cleroux [roe total of 269 CON | ue y O i I \ ers His score Saturday, with ordin Sida i3 n° ADULT ENTERTAINMENT . » ary 75s by Deane Beman and ' Gets Listing Bill Hyndman, put together a PLUS HIT NO. 2 three-man aggregate of 218 for | lh Stam S the final round and a four-day - ; P 3 ' ® , C n op en total of 834, Only the best three JK NOB MES MEL | THE YEARS rresest Fun Ride scores of each four « man team \ 4 WINNIPEG (CP) -- Winnipeg over the second-place Eskimos in B FR DENCE R.1 | 1aB)~ Sach day are counted in the LORD MeCARTHY. SHIGETA TORME LAYERS THEATRF w- WHEN TWO TEEN-AGE ELOPERS Blue Bombers got back on the the findings. Stampeders re. B0b Lieroux o ontreal, Cana. team scoring / 4 winning track again Saturday mained in fourth spot, one point tian heavy weight Shapion, has Australia. the defending cham. == AND A CARLOAD OF MIXED-UP night, rebounding from their first back of British Columbia Lions, ¢Vacked the itional Boxing As- pion, finished second with an 876 loss of the Western Interprovin Veteran halfback Leo Lew oclation | Ni + 10 chal- aggregate while the British-Ivish CHARACTERS LEAD THE Lay ON cial Football Union season with shared the spotlight with Cole as iengers for Floyd Patterson's team was third with 881. Aus a 31-21 ictory over Calgary he scored She touchdown on an World crown tralia won the inaugural world y A MERRY CHASE: Stampeders 85-vard run in the fourth quarter Cleroix, who won the Canadian team title atfSt. Andrews, Scot Bombers, who lost 15:2 last and set up a touchdown by Ploen crown [rom George Chuvalo of Jan, two rs hee heuting the Monday to Edmonton Eskimos by running back the second-half Toronto last Aug. 17. is rated No, U.S. in & playoff after theyhad A ca sh alter winning their first 10 g#mes kickoi! 82 yard 0 by the NBA in monthly ratings tied at 912 (A HE OB had to call on the beach in the Halfback Ray Jauch and full. announced today South Africa took fourth place hd fourth quarter for their triumph back Charlie Shepard scored the Former heavyweight king In. with an 803 aggregate, followed over the unpredictable stamped. other Bomber touchdowns, while gemar Johansson of Sweden was by New Zealand 895, Canada 906, | ers Gerry James converted two and dropped to third from second Mexico 908, Rhodesia-Nyasaland Quarterback Vernon Cole, who kicked a field goal. Shepard and place behind Sonny Liston of 914 and Argentina 917 had been in only one offensive Gordie Rowland kicked singles Philadelphia and Eddie Machen Bob Wylie of Vancouver piay in regular competition thi Fullback Earl Lunsford of Portland, Ore the Canadian team with a season. took over from Kenny plunged for one Calgary touch The NBA named flyweight hole total of 208. He had a Ploen in the fourth quarter while down, with the other two coming champion Pone Kingpetch of Saturday to go with earlier his team was down 21-17 m passes from quarterback Joe Thailand tighter of the month for rounds of 79, 71 and 73. He stood He led bombers to two touch. Kapp to ends Ernle Warlick and his impressive title defence re- 13th in the individual scoring downs which gave them the Bill McKenna All three were don. cently against Pascual Perez of! Keith Alexander of Calgary game and a four-point margin verted by guard Doug Brown Argentina had \ V2. scores of 76-72.77-83--308 4 Coin ------ sary Cowan of Kitchener, Ont \ with old Casey and co-owner Dan When Long left, Stengel started and T Forte fired 78-80-72-80 al { O asey appy Topping. the day 310, .and John Johnston of Van. Uy / Sei ligt Sd to talk about pitching me mm a couver finished with 76.77-81.79 You did a remarkable job. "1 decided (Whitey) Ford was 313. r limshe 76-77-31.7 . FEATURE pee' alll . . swinging that hat lor my nee my best pitcher today." he said | ; ; SHOWN AT: With His Boys bul pen, "Said Stengel a "You 'I was more than enthused lincup with three days to go and n. 1.25, 5.00 ab0O0Se don't know but you y ere J up: Hey m- The catcher (Johany noth ] 2 N ) ou! : FIRST OSHAWA SHOWING sittin J d At The Moments su iss isming out Sanchard) cod me te had ani My slates (pishers) see ty AT REGULAR PRICES. and 3.35 P.M w Eaitrian COLOR. (lia HOH] gol a little mixed up uch ff he couldn't catch it, aw NEW YORK (AP --"Well, that ONCE WAS ONE wouldn't be alrajd to start Ford trough Work a argand; Mabe otha A---- B 4 MOLLY BEE ny tir I ave be - aving makes it 15. 1 said we'd win 19 ten ! 10 Knows better off if he just threw fast S52 B E ST PICTURE AWARDS BEN COOPER Four more to go." he was Ki g? Long once did ASKS LEADING QUESTION 1stesd of monkeving around Dale .Long. whose two L action for the Chicago Cul Vas it sale to say that Gil Me. with some other pitches." Duren WwW ay homer Sunday had sent the New as a left-handed catcher st as Dougald would play second and walked two, gave up a single and an ot o R LO i D ££ H Oo N o R 5 & Co-starring York Yankees into the world se nch Rickey had trained him. Bobby Richardson third base fn was charged with a wild pitch! | ----- FS) A AN jes with a 15 game winnin vanted to show you I could ! world series opening Wednes- in a brief trial in the seventh) TECHNICOLOR® freak, was talkin J eiths a I ] Stengel said the club will work starring DAVID NIVEN CANTINFLAS STARTING a Y anges: ai ¢ : n ! I f nw ¢ m nost sure 1 will start out this morning at the stadium ROBERT NEWTON SHIRLEY MacLAINE | ' ov inutes later he v 30 uthy arle } it third base and tly to Pittsburgh in the after posing for the photographers eV only th ft: said \ "lf you ask me noon. They will work out Tu FEATURING 44 "CAMEO" STARS - manager Casey Sie ffice hander : L ab ' ou'll have my day afternson at Forbes Field -- Eh Ahh