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MeGillicuddy. is that Better put out thal Cigar, you" Your wife asked me to give Santa, The doors are open--and you this grocery list, And she said here come the litle deaks." to tell you that if Santa Claw "This morning we have 0 doops off at any bars on the way from the different kindergartens. home tonight. he'll show up for This afternoon there are 800 irom work (omorvow with a black the nursery schools, and tomor: py row things really start getting tough I'm from the Hive department Do vou have a certificate proving your heard has heen Hame-tesied in accordance with page 7, set tion 2, paragraph 4, of the city's fire laws" "Phat wuz me brother's list Santa. Now let me read you " dren is a mine, It's a lot longer [ I heg your pardon; hut did you GET IT STRAIGHT sit down on my child's chewing "Listen, va hig dope. Last vear gum?" : 1 asked for a hieyele and you "Would you mind telling my son brung me a sled. 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