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SATURDAY, APRIL |, 196] ONTARIO TODAY BENNETT CERF: i Try And Stop Me RICH DOWAGER, out to bag some big game in Africa if it was the last thing she did, fired her rifle one day, turned to her guide with a satisfied air, and declared, "There! 1 just know I hit something that time Kun and find out the name of the animal I shot" The guide was back in a few moments to report, He say, ma'am, his name is. Sylvester," * ¥ ¥ ¥ Indulgent parents took their young hopeful to a il of an old film about darkest Africa, 'What kind the one feyis youngster at the father demanded think, of an animal is that?" point in the action, H said "its a iaguar,' "How many evlinders?" youngster's next was the question, # # # # John Straley tells of a hobo who was sitting on a curbstone in a fashionable neighborhood, munching con tentedly on a homemade sandwich, Along came a super- cilious lady with an equally supercilious poodle, Both sniffed disdainfully but the poodle picked up in terest when he spotted the sandwich, "Shall I throw the doggie a the hobo, When the the hobo seized the poodle by the collar and sent it sailing over a nearby hedge. "Thank you, ma'am," he said, "If the doggie comes back, I'll be happy to throw him a little more," DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE? Btart planning now! Planning is half the fun! Bo mail the coupon for free maps and travel literature and start looking forward to your most refreshing summer ever in Ontario! little, ma'am?" asked lady gave her condescending consent, Have the time of your life in NIARIO ONTARIO DEPARTMENT OF TRAVEL AND PUBLICITY Hon, Bryan L, Cathcart, Minister Today's Crossword =] 1S -_ There's Big Money in Owning Your Own NISSEN TRAMPOLINE CENTRE! we + @ Minimum % Investment i = i Lo i chi To build a Jump Centre the operator digs The trampoline is a metal frame across which Experience has shown there is never ACROSS Owning your ewn Jump Centre ean be a profitable business, hallow pits aver which a dozen or so tramoplines ara set, n A 1 } What sort of car is it here? (7) a hed of nylon wehhing is stretched, joined to the frame by springs, 1 5 10 1 12 13 14 16 18 22 23 24 23 26 Succession in which a king and queen need ta be attended. (8) He seems to be also a model of industry in a taxi, (6) No need for "'cave" now. (3, 5298 Run the (7) aver again like carter back to the Orient, The violin of romance, (7) Such rich cole might turn out tco waxy! (8) Da listen! (6) The confection would seem ta make one arrive quite well, (8) An answer that must be em- phasized (8) Hardly the type to set the table in a roar. (7) They come after the gees! (7 He should be able to pt something out of the hat, (1 Bad man to appear when the artist's visit is cut short, (6) Goad man to tear about at any time. (8) © ® ND Dw Ne They know all the answers! (8-7) One way ta call for spirits, (7) Aid to beauty, not even skin deep. (8) As old as lago was te Othello, (7) What better (3. 4, 4. 2) One of those tions perhaps, (7) "They dined on slices of quince." (5) It's a fatal holding in which ene finds rents lag, (8) The tongue of ene who bring? the hands together, (7) A sign of the passive, (7) Style should be visible in the adornment it lends one. (7) "As a lover's pinch, which hurts and is ==" (A, & Clecpatra,) (7) Directions that may by the stars, (8) hopes? (anag.) counter attrac and (E, Lear.) be taken the bounces and do simple stunts, biggest problem is quite often net enough trampelines CANADIAN NISSEN TRAMPOLINE DEALERS: PHIL MARTIN LIMITED, 25 King William Street, Hamilton, Ontario MURRAY & COMPANY INC, 1449 Mansfield Street, Montreal, P.Q, HOCKING & FORBES SPORTING GOODS LIMITED, 770 Yates Street, Victoria, B.C, == Mr, R, V, Hocking ROMAC AGENCIES LIMITED, 776 Bank Stret, Ottawa, Ontario = Mr PILON MARINE LIMITED, 176 Simeoe Street, Peterborough, Ontario = Mr, J, Evans 15 VARSITY SPORTS CENTRE LIMITED, Iw 71 Riverside Drive, Windsor, Ontario = Mr, Howard J, Rigas SAM MANSON LIMITED, 71-73 King Street West, Hamilton, Ontario = Mr, Ron Weston TOM MUNRO LIMITED, 425 Wellington, London, Ontario. RI"RDAN SPORTING GOODS, 174 King Street, East, Kitchener, Ontario = Mr, Ed, Moscoe HEGGTVEIT SPORTING GOODS LIMITED, 131 Queen Street, Ottawa, Ontario, = Mr, G, K, Ellacott MARGESSON & CO, LTD, 17 Adelaide St, E, Toronto ALL-CANADA GUN SALES INC BOB PATRICK R, B, Merriam NAME 7200 Jean-Bourdon, Montreal, P.O. == Mr, NH, A, Willsie, ADDRESS APT, NO, , a shortage of customers, After a few turns most people, and this includes the kids, ean learn te control The spirit and fun of it is irresistibly contagious and the operator's JAFFARY'S SPORTING GOODS, $71 Homer Street, Vauecouver, B.C, CYCLE & SPORTS, 3 Academy Street, St, Catherines, Ontario, JACK WATSON SPORTING GOODS LIMITED, 199-201 Church Street, Torente 2, Ontario, JACK KELLY'S SPORT SHOP, 345 North Front Street, Belleville, Ontario, MARTEN'S SPORTS CENTRE, 2 Ontario Street, Stratford, Ontario, NEEDHAM'S SPORT & MARINE CENTRE, N. Mitton _Street, Sarnia, Ontario, a NISSEN TRAMPOLINE OF CANADA, LTD, 164 Nipigon Avenue, Willowdale, Ontario, 2 Please send me, free of charge, a copy of "How te Set Up and Operate a Nissen Trampoline Centre", TARR RANA Nana TARR RARRRRRANNNN NANNY TOWN/CITY AEE RE TERENAS vor TELEPHONE NO vai vays