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1 12 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesday, June 13, 1961 SPORT OUTDOORS -- By Jack Sords By MEL SUFRIN Canadian Press Staff Writer Now that Boston Bruins have signed Phil Watson as their coach, they should make haste to try to acquire the other half of the National Hockey League's most diverting com team of recent years. We're referring to Lorne (Gump) Worsley, of course. The four years up to that Phil was with New York Rangers were just one con- tinuous feud between the coach and his roly-poly goaltender. In the tradition of Laurel and Hardy, or perhaps more in the style of Jack Benny and the late Fred Allen, Watson and Worsley almost continuously ex- changed insults. Enough of them were print- able and their antics were the joy of hockey writers around the league. For whenever the Rangers were in town, all that was necessary to get a story was to ask Watson what he thought of Worsley and then wander around t oget Gump's Why Ball Umpires Wear Ear Plugs? NEW YORK (AP)--Remarks a baseball umpire gets tired of wrong." hearing: "Kill the umpire!" "You know what happened to vaudeville? Well, give Blinky McGuire five more years behind the plate, and he'll do the same thing to organized baseball." "I admit Blinky calls them as he sees them. That's the whole trouble. He don't see very many of them." "B00-00-00-00-00--00hhhhh! "Forty thousand fans scream he's safe, and Blinky calls him out. Is this a democracy or isn't|, suggestion, One of m ciates specializes in psychiatry, x and I think it ay a pi With a first round devoid of it?" "Oh, he's all right except for *"B00-00-00-00-00--00hhhhh!"' "Don't mind the paying cus got in all their eyes--not yours.' "Blinky dear, you were talk ing in your sleep again las language like that in our home." NO ULCERS, BUT. . . find any indication of ulcers one thing--he favors the pit-|idea if you would. . ." cher." "There's only one thing I really got against him--he fa- vors the batter every time." INSURANCE RISK "We'll be glad to sell you the life insurance coverage you re- quested, but because of . . {uh .. .certain inherent risks in your calling, we'll have to ask for a higher premium." "Okay, little boy blue, bend down and dust the plate. Papa's going to belt the first one over for a homer. That way you Larry Doran Dies At Montreal Home MONTREAL (CP) -- Funeral service will be held today for Larry Doran, 72, one of Mont- real's great lacrosse players in the years when Montreal Sham- rocks were at the top in Cana- dian competition. Doran died during the weekend in subur- ban St. Laurent. "'B00-00-00-00-00--00hhhhh! lenses. Then no one would even suspect that. . ." like a big rat." cup and another white cane. them all to you?" "B00-00-00-00-00--0hhhhh!** REMEMBER WHEN? ... By THE CANADIAN PRESS Hockey lost one of its great- National Hockey League. "No, Mr. McGuire, I don't However, I would like to make Championships asso- "In yur case, Mr. McGuire, I would recommend contact est goaltenders, Charlie Gar- )! diner of Winnipeg and the Chi-|pared to attack the unpredict- cago Black Hawks, 27 years ago|able wind-swept course today. today. The Scottish-born player died at age 30, only two months|hole playoff, the two golfers who after the Hawks had won the|reach the finals Stanley Cup, and at the peak of play six more eighteen - hole his spectacular career in the rounds over the 6,875-yard, par- about his coach. "Beer Belly," was one of Watson's pet names for the net- minder and Worsley's mildest term for his boss was "Old Fathead." The two managed to keep up this appearance of mutual dis- like in just about every public utterance during their years to- Perhaps Boston Bruins Should Acquire 'Gump'? Rangers coaching job in the 1960 - 61 season after he de-|ulcers a few years ago hasn't|for Bruins." veloped a case of ulcers and mellowed him is evident by his a young you might think that Gump|remarks on being named to the|than Watson, He dies a little looking up at the entire Amer-|San Diego of the Pa was responsible. But it's more|Boston job. likely that with Worsley always A MAJOR SWAP That Watson's bout withyNow I'm here to do the same No one hates to lose more|floundering Chicago White Sox,|son, minor leaguer with c Coast League The deal fills two pressing each time his team is beaten|ican League, have made the and he's likely to lock the dress-|first major move to rectify the When he was with the handy as a target for his|Rangers he once remarked that|iDg room and berate his players alarming situation by negotiat-|needs for the last-place White epithets, much earlier. players. the situation saved|a player wasn't a real pro as|eVen When they tie. : Phil from getting his ulcer Bae he had any of ns own Now that Watson has moved into Boston, he's going to liven/love a fight. I'm not going to oped hings br and lost a playoff berth to Tor-(to settle some on-the-field prob-|to return to his normal outfield Sine 2 > Wong Se Brush, pays al neh. of Boxers bit so. onto Maple Leafs on the final|lems when they acquired pitch-| Post. object for his scorn. But it Sug be a Better idea to SHEE Phil thinks is hi aliton of n Worsley. There's no doubt he nks is his recogniiton of| with Phil back in harness. And|turday night. can take the worst of Phil's|the fact that when he was with : blasts 201 not let it bother, Ney Sk Je Su ne Bruins with a fhreaYear Contract (the m. That's not necessarily true|® ew the Bruins hated him. x cE re! "1 gave hockey fans look forward to{members of their well-whacked|for us. We acquired a third ing an eight-player swap with|Sox, and disposed of a third In fact, it's a good bet that|Kansas City. problem. Herbert gets a spot in teeth. he got his ulcer chifely buecase| The White Sox, who straight- the Chicago rota The other day he said: «i/Rangers fell apart in the last ened out their front-office -|and Carey likely will take over Y few weeks of the 1958-59 season|ment earlier in the day, h third base, allowing Al Smith going to push US| opi of the schedule. ers Ray Herbert and Don Lar.| The third problem s Shaw, a There's no question the NHL|sen, aseman y Carey sturdy righthander with a will be a more interesting loop! and outfielder Al Pilarcik Sa- flight record, who fell into ww In exchange for that quartet, favor with White Sox manager Doug Harvey influence?)|the White Sox gave up two|Al Lopez called it "a good deal Another indication of the way who we needed, my best for the|some lively doings for quite a|pitching corps--Bob Shaw and Rangers as a player and coach. |while. Gerry § Chicago White Sox Trade Four With A's BALTIMORE (AP) -- The Wes Covington and Stan John- place and a spot starter (Lan sen Wid Athletics, gene ral Frank Lane, who announced trade in New York with club owner Charles Finley and White Sox general manager Hank Greenberg, said, "We tion|it a trade of Ray Herbert to acquire Bob Shaw. They're both good pitchers but I think they'll do even better with new clubs. Carey, 20, could alleviate the White Sox third base problem, created when rookie J. C. Mar- tin failed to grab the berth and Smith had to come in from the outfield. A sure gloveman, Ca. rey is batting .244 with alhome runs and 11 runs aley -- plus outfielders|starting pitcher to take Shaw's|in. three batted gether. And while it's p don't get a chance to call one they really didn't care for each other's company, there is a strong suspicion that they had -| considerable respect for each tomers, Blinky. Maybe the sun|other. '|" Watson was eased out of the night. I warn you for the i Carr Leads In time, I simply. will not tolerate | British Golf TURNBERRY, Scotland (AP) surprises behind them, golfers led by defending champion Joe Carr of Ireland prepared to tee off today in the second round of the British Amateur champion- ship. Ralph Morrow, 27, an airman "Put a mouse in a uniform and give him a little authority stationed in Zueobe val ihe and right away he begins to act most impressive ol 8 er jcan delegation to survive Mon- day's first round of match play "There was no return address|anq is favored by some to wind on the package, dear. I opened up in the finals Saturday with it and there was another tin|carr, He defeated Robert Jen- kins of Scotland 5 and 3 in the Who do you suppose is sending|firct round. Carr, 39, was one of eight seeded British players to enter the second round. The Irish- man, seeking his fourth British Amateur, easily defeated Johnny Greenly of England 8 and 7 Monday. 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