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% 12 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Soturdey, March 26, 1904 | : | CONTRACT BRIDGE [our Most SOPHISTICATED SONAR | [/"navy SCIENTISTS ARE PLAYING \Y OBVIOUSLY, SOME FOREIGN | m8 By B. JAY BECKER : SYSTEMS ARE PRIMITIVE WITH THE NOTION OF DESIGNING | POWER WANTS TO FIND OUT| ((Tep) record-holder in Masters COMPARED TO A PORPOISES SHIPS TO SIMULATE THE SWIM- | WHAT OUR RESEARCHERS | |Individuel Chempionship Play) BUILT-IN SONAR. A MING MOTION OF A PORPOISE. ARE LEARNING, : GYROSCOPE | Your right-hand pponent COMPANY 1S WORKING .> \deals and bids One tub, both ON A MACHINE TO 'sides vulnerable. What would fond Nth Mogg : you now bid with each of the ° following five hands? 1. Spades A-J-5; hearts K-J-9- \7-5-3; diamonds A-4; clubs K-7. | 2. Spades A-K; hearts A-6; jdiamonds J-8-5-4-2; clubs 8-7-4-3. | 3. Spades Q-J-6; hearts A-Q-3; |diamonds A-J-8; clubs K-J-7-2. | 4. Spades A-K-Q-J-7-2; hearts |A 9; diamonds K-8-6-3; Clubs 6, 5. Spades 9; hearts 5; dia- a A-K-Q-J-8-4-3; clubs A-J- ry 1, Double. The hand is too ' WONDER IF HES AFTER ME? ID. QUATER nn \strong for an overcall of one BETTER HOLE UP AN' PLAY IT ri + |heart. Most overcalls in the one ITS THAT TEXAS RANGER FROM THE SAFE UNTIL BILLY BUMP. HOWS, THE |VERY INTERESTING / aval an : Re RL ee eh GETS HERE, NEW JOB 2./ A MAN CAME IN TODAY evel 'are based on values that THE LUCK! WHATS HE DOIN' HERE? é WANTING TO PLACE would not justify an opening bid my THE STRANGEST as dealer, and this hand ob- viously rates not only as an opening bid but a rather good one at that. In general the overcall in the one level] is directed at fighting for a part score and does not represent a. serious effort to 6--Eleanor make a game.\Thus an overcall 4--Mighty Mouse a Rigcord 1--The Bibie Today noes ais Sl : j ' Sel \ of one heart would be proper Playhouse 2--Billiard 'Champions 2--Satar sy CROSSWORI ye y 1 with this hand if we changed the por 6:45 PLM, 12:00 NOON 4 splen ace of spades to the deuce. The -artoon Party 9-6-4-3--News; Weathers | 1) mment an $, F is 2 o €2--Dennis The Menace Spars ih Conviction i 1 J { ~ me oe smey ceasr 7--Cartoons 7:00 P.M. 9--I!faliar Journal i oe ssibili Ah wusonas egg ie &3--Beveriy Hilibiies 7--Challenge Golt ACKOSS 8. Iveualives ¢ Aece game possibilities, ene 4--UB Round Table Panel 6--Live and Learn .TheGreat 4. Finis I MAUAINITERBPIEIEIS) Eee oe Soe enn ouaNeNe SeLECE meio OSES eee --..| 2. Pass. The question - of 11:30 A.M 2---Dragnet +News; Weather SS 5. Compass meh 2 att. whether to overcall is based not AM Secret World 1:30 €.M Ls me Sci . Conciliatory point so much on point count as on . Bee niles s ars aK gifts 6. Slope probable taking tricks. Thus .a 4---Roy Rogers ere $.bapeceile Sheeplike 7. Over: e ; ala | i oh hand such as: spades . K-7-2; 2--Fury -- Biblical od " a Resmeves i hearrts 8-4; diamonds K-Q-J-9-5- 12:00 NOON '-- sO °. Gleason 12:30 PLM ' baal collod. TO As TTON $ yg ig i constitute a . $-2ero OF Dra Se x oll rgd F safer and -- sounder Act Wish' You-Were Here. 2--The Lieutenant 3. Of the . Kind of ON HiS SWEATER! fer | diamond ou'v 2 eute overcall, even though it contain- ed only high-card points, than | RT ede a awe a i MT'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE. THE OFFICE | Wi OF NAVAL RESEARCH, THE NATIONAL L } 3 SCIENCE FOUNDATION, NASA, | at oe Z 7 AND OTHER AGENCIES ARE CHCH-TV Channel 11--Hamilton CBLT-TV Channel 6--Toronto| 8 } WGR-TV Channel. 2--Buffalo WBEN-TV Channel 4--Buffalo WKBW-TV Channel 7--Buffalo WROC-TV Channel 8--Rochester | CFTO-TV Channél $--Toronto .. CKVR-TV Channel 3--Barrie | | SATURDAY 63--Bowling SUNDAY £:00 Am. | 4Goit: Classic . 9:00 AM. 43--Popeye's Playhouse | 4:30 PLM, 4---Popeye's Piaynouse 2--Felix. the Cat |11--Sir- Lancelot 2--Cartoons 6:30 A.M. 9--HIi-Time 9:30 A.M. Petater Bao Home Hout 5:00 PLM, 1-En France 2-Three Stooges &--The Bible Answers | WOULD 7:00 A.M. | Checkmate 7--The Christophers | N ig! Ow, ~ ' Forest' Ranger lo ; h \ Er LIKE lIECE | Sceear the Coome | im hat "| EM OF Pie BUZ SAWYER © King Features Syndicate, Inc, 1964. World rights reserved. Vi--Storytime with Bill Lawrence | 4--Beat The Champ ern te teen 3:30 P.M. H--OHA Junior "A" wm AM | 9--after Four Hockey %--Meta Presents | @3--Cartoons /--Cartoons 2--Cartoon Capers | |'4--Lamp Unto My Feet 10:00 A.M. SATURDAY EVE. | 2--Social Christianity : hh 10:30 A.M. Vi--Huckleberry Hound 6:00 P.M. 9--Spectrum %--Cartoon Party 1l--Hawkeye 8--Frontiers of Faith Shs vac alo vlnd | 9--Wagon Train | 4--Uncle Jerry's Club 4-2--Hector Heathcote 7--Early Show t acTNe le The Lite 7--Heckle and Jeckie | $--Countrytime | 4-Quick Draw McGraw | Wireetting Films 11:00 A.M. 10:30 A.M, 3--Teem Time 9---Easter Mass 11--Capt. Andy Show | 2--Courier Expressions pe Loi 9--Toastmaster Junior 6:30 Pom. Auction 64--Church Service 11--McMaster University 2--Fronters of Faith $-2--Fireball XU-s Presents 7--The Jetsons 11:30 AM (0 Featunne Sradicate tne 1864 Wastd rights recurved JANE ARDEN MICKEY MOUSE e 8-2--Sgt. Preston ' 2:00 iM. 9 japon Trade wrist bone _ daisy . 7--Bugs Bunny N=clue Eleven Dane 63:-Speaking Erévch 5. Half em 3. Palm . Super- Yesterday's Answer the. hand t hich h 4--Tales of The Riverbanis !!--€)u" | n | osaatin coal cen 5 2.000 Ibs. Greek fluity he hand in question which has SOhy. Rie 2--Family Playhouse 7. Biblical beauty 30. Firm 37. Oriental 12 high-card points. The chief 12:30 P.M oe a PM. 'al Bah king 5. Spreads venthes nines jtest of an overcall is its safety, 'ohate 8.2 ny Bishop Rev Oral Roberts emes grass noisily . Man's that is, how badly you can be 6-2--Buliwinkle 7--Lawrence Weik Show | 9~Album TV 2. Music note to dry while name hurt if the next player doubles 7--American Bandstand 6-3---NHL Hockey Dis docile 23.Ashipworm 19.A sleep- 2. Not the overcall, 6--Mr. Magoo 4--The Defenders 24. Java tree French zg bright . b _ 3. One notrump. Here it is bet- een 9:00 P.M 26. and cheese 32. Exi 3. Polyn, ' \e fiz} 3 a < -_ OF ter to overcall with a notrump 1:00° P.M #-2---Movie Pages ll ~ outs Female 35. Spirit drink are a : ) ; ; than double for takeout. A Vi--Hobby Time With 9:30 P.M. ScPiiotatin:. Rollei 27. Before wren 5, Sun god | . [double would imply a shortage Jane Gray 1--Wrestling 1Assies and: Answers 28. Hammer ; 7 | o' clubs and consequently ex- Ca Wrestling fiiatiiasiiai tthe Mack Amteut pend | press a desire to play in a suit 1:30 PAM 4-New Phil Silvers Show "your : a : _ : i. : -- Bass _____|contract and it is therefore best 7--Top Star Bowling ish hl } 2:00 P.M 33. He d to identify the even distribution 4--Film Feature 9--Breaking Point wie: Showcase F ' immediately: The range for the 4~Gunsmoke d . » i. on 9--Theatre LL. ae - --+-- " : = ; notrump overcall is 16 to 18 icahel cy om nn mt M 8--Movie 36. So. Am. UY, / ; ; | LES FRANCAIS S AVENTURENT TOUJOURS f ' |points, egw epacedbearet bo oll, em river g : { DE PLUS EN PLUS LOIN, ; a 4. Double. A double generally vee oe e 'ecuinck stor 4--Bishop Visits Your 38. Attempt DINEVITABLES Ss : t annouces: uncertainty about the Sane 7~Sid Caesar Home 39. Word of INCIDENTS Oe Be "si y g=%,| [partnership's best trump suit-- 1:30 PAM 11:00 P.M a Chaoeahipe choice PEUVENT AMENER ila Amex) \2 tyvival double has a singleton LA GuERRE" ' ' J : oe : in the opponent's suit and three * bie' / = Fil i) \four-card suits -- but this is not LES CANADIENS , Cause a re hy 11-9-8-7-6-4 --News) 9--Man Aroud The ; 2:30 P.M, person to House Weather: Sports 8--Movie N15 PLM 4--World Sports remember Challenge Golf 9---Answering Service ita 2. Venture B'wana Don 8-2--Saturday Night at 1--Hour of Stars 44, Frances 3:00 P.M The Movies 1 Burnett jalways the case. The prime pur- F hj . pose of the double is to show n) Z : ¢ wi y ! rs trength, and this takes prece- MALGRE Que ' é / ibs Lee aaaton : Bil 9--Wrestling 6--Night. Metro heroine r NOUS SOVIONS EN PAIX i . ds nce over the usual distribu- 63---World of Sports ne 45, Tears apart f, \ AVEC LES I(COQUONS IL tional requirements. Whatever " 4-Overland Trail 11:20 PLM. fe Shinto " bo Et YA dnlhereae nie me partner -responds, the spades a aaa ; 7. Aecam | ZL CES GUERRIERS," BOOMER Vall OLRM AATON DELS | Usieate that the' baad War Go 1--Wrestling - Y 4Cultura! Series 47, Accumulate , j 7 - = ys, $ : : N N 01s. dice g 4 ' ber ae f-ocel Neri eal Y Fa : AVERTIT FRONTENAC. | (aL rae | | PUISSANCE DE LA FRANCE AUX IROQU feleste, at Se Sele ee Eon eet Pemateel) Bese EM ith 4:30 P.M. . Humblest "9 SHOW, SAOOIYM SOUL INOWY NOISWAL JVM DoIDIY LHIWY SLNAMIONI STQVLIAAN "AWRY .Jmvss 01nIW gm39 | 5. Five diamonds. This will not 4:00 P.M. Fecieeel enact Side i_tiny Talent . Wide SIM HONDON Jen MLM I7VAS IV 7D BIO 40 3L4S Ni, WINDS Only BANIVS TINLNAA SAVATY WIWHINTI Se HOUR SHOWA ¥ HONDOR Int INITWMTs | ocessarily prove to be right-- on | 4 riehty Robe SS nts Century mtnpot : theoretically the best contract ' might be three notrump -- but |there is such a great danger Busin EMV ] BAR, that the opponents can make a ef 5 large number of spades or \ 'hearts, that the leap to five dia- ave oll G POSTAGE WHI aE PAID BY d aun monds is likely to be the win- ning bid in the long run. It has. the merit of being-defensive and ® offensive at one and the same ' time aun a | _Tomorrow: A slight error. : Freemasons 1 ' ! i H ' ell AS TONTO JOINS THE MARSHAL AND Hi GENTLEMEN! GENTLEMEN! NO VIOLENCE, PLEASE! | tie LITTLE pert Lipid lor lags a ee ee wai ie DEPUTY IN THEIR SEARCH FOR THE TRAIN ROBBERS -++NEARBY:: | ABHOR pnd = £SPE CAL 4 | Honored At BOV!! TELL {| MUGGIN'SAN' GUN-WHIPPIN'S!!) "7 MINE MORE!! as Sn WHEN (T INVOLVES AB } HIM SOME. THEMS HARMFUL FOR NE MINE ARE ATER.) STORIES !! KIDS" MR. JAMES MeCANSH, ® Treasurer, Easter Seal Campaign, ' | : Bank ef Montreal, ef 20 Simcoe Street, North. l ® ga ihiock pee OSHAWA, ONTARIO Aatane Seciety fer Crippled Childrem yyy BURKE, YOURE WATER,AND WE PAID IN 4 ' A FAKE/ 4 ADVANCE! NOW YOU Wits --_ ; Maple Grove ; A |; = By MRS. HARRY FREEMAN MAPLE GROVE --_ Ex. Comp. John Baker, Ex, Comp. {H. E. Brown and Ex. Comp. Ross W. Strike, who were First Principals of Palestine Chap- ter in 1931, 1932, and 1934, re- spectively, were awarded the 15-year Past Principals' Jewels by the Grand Chapter of Royal }Arch Masons vf Canada in the | Province of Ontario for 25 years of continuous and pera { GOOD OL' RO! aw NOW WATCH ME TALI membership from the date o! A ROBIN! Ciuis does wt) eDenese ly MYSELF OUT OF THIS installation as a First Principal wy Ane LONG: UNDERWEAR ! lof a Chapter. (Gey -- y) ~ LI'L, ABNER THE LONE RANGER ar Nal ye " r iy | wi <hey > oo. Unfortunately. as Ex. Comp. } PP gg lay = MA a Ve ; |John Baker has been. confined --_--- 4° Qo ; 4 Ito hospital, several of the mem- bers of Palestine Chapter visit- ed him in the hospital'on Sat- jurday, February 15, when Ex. Comp. Bruce Tink presented |the jewel. On Mar. 16 at the jregular Convocation of Pales- jtine Chapter, Rt. Ex. Comp. |A. G. Coppin, Grand Supt. of Ontario District No. 10, assist- ed by Rt. Ex. Comp. Dr. H, Ferguson, presented the jewels x. Comp. E. H. Brown and, --- nate a | Ex. Comp. W. R. Strike. eee NO MORE ANSWERS, T'MON YOUR. ie yor : ci val a; ake. | wy TONNEL | Cootemmmame ASAT ee A re RAL ta P cininsmovnis || ronomne epr din tur RIDE... PRONIDED, OF COU ; ig } oo SHRINKER, I KNOW ON MY SIDE-- : " AROUND IN THERE lcotte, Canada's leading jockey [ MEONE (6 WIT) ; . i ' ' y , GOMEONE |S WITH ' [it . \ T WZ iy ' MY RIGHTS! me ee Te ' si ; a for the last two racing seasons, --- oe will not be back in Canadian . competition this year. Turcotte f eee Lomi has been released from his con- SHE MUST BE tract as regular rider for the EXHAUSTED! | Addison-Hall stable of Toronto and will remain on the Mary- land circuit where he led all : \jockeys at the Bowie meeting. YOULL GET ; ee EVERYT ' | ' YOU WANT, / } : SALLY'S SALLIES . DENNY. Z'/LL i is SEE TOTHAT. : D> feck by Kinet Peatares Ww rv3 DONALD DUCK SS © King encures Symiscets, fan 1904 Wertd mghan _MUGGS AND SKEETER JULIET JONES ca iil} t THERESNOTHING| fy ii]| 1 SEEMS SILLY J] [AS LONG AS YOURE CRYING, WU . ee TE : HE adsl Ria EY ae | eo "ss aa oa WHEN WEWERE [WE HAD FIGURED BUT THE CLOSEG6T THING ( ANONIONFOR | [3 r TEARS ; | PLANNING OUR ON PUTTING INA} || WE COULD FIND WAS AN AS A canmuicd. a ' | HOMEMADE SPORTS CAR,| | BUCKET SEAT... OLD DISHPAN / ceregdeechace sy | GRANDMA... GRANDMA a =i) QQ. es iat | "dus. why do I have to keep \ i guns | @sking fos the timer" -! | 3-27) \uun- | i | e 4