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AT THE PRE ITS T wasnt} [YMEAN YOU ACTUALLY BEING '\ |THMK SHE 1S PRETTY? SHE WAS AS PRETTY AS SHE COULD BE! | By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD., .| a drug he prescribed for hyper-| Every case of cirrhosis is not YOUR HEALTH Liver Cirrhosis Is Not Hopeless : At the first warning of cirr- Dear Dr. Molner: Bruises re- hosis, victims should have cently began to appear on my|, ( body and my doctor said they|Teatment, and . correct their were the result of sensitivity to|eating and drinking habits. tention. After extensive tests he | hopeless. Further more found that I have cirrhosis of the liver, but not in the sense that most layme think of it-- The liver, unless damaged too incurable severely, has great powers of Is it possible to arrest the dis-|/ecovery. : ease by good diet,' vitamins,) In your case, I would need eto.? Some of my friends claim|more data to come to a conclu- there is no cure for: cirrhosis.|sion as to the full nature of the Is this true? --D.G, idamage. Sensitivity to the drug No, it's not true, however, in|could very well. have been a some advanced cases of cirrho-| factor, There may or may not sis, it is too late to do more/have been: other elements in- than slow down the damage,|volved. Clotting capabilities o and the progress of the disease|'he blood can- be altered it cannot be anything but down!some cases of liver disease, anc i "bruises" result because when there are different types month 33. Coin: Port, 34, Swiss river 35. Music Y note 36. Flowerless 2i plant 87. An extra lining for acoat 18 THE OSHAWA TIMBS, Tuesday, December 8, 1964 CONTRACT BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individual Chempionsbip Pley) West dealer. North-South vulnerable. West North East South Pass 1NT Pass 26 Opening lead -- ace of clubs. The impetuous bridge player. who plays first and thinks after- wards must occasionally pay the penalty for his folly. Bridge is not the sort of game where you can play mechanically and still expect to get the best re- sults. There are just too many variations of hands you can hold and situations you can face to rely solely on experience to guide you automatically tp the right bid or play. For example, take this hand where almost anyone might go wrong. Let's say you're East and South arrives at two spades on the bidding shown. West starts with the ace and another club, which you win with the king. It is certainly not difficult to realize that West has no more clubs and that you can give him a ruff. But if your thinking stops right there and you impulsively returm a club, declarer makes the contract. South loses three clubs a spade and a diamond, and winds up making two spades. You can tell from looking at dummy that this result is cer- tain once you return a club, South is sure to make eight tricks if you choose this line of defense. But you can also tell from looking at dummy that there is a good chance of beating the contract if you resist the club: return at trick three. What you should do instead is lead the ace of diamonds and then continue with a diamond. If you do this, South must go down. He cannot do better than lead a trump at this point; which you win with the ace. When you now lead a club, West ruffs, and when he then returns a diamond, you ruff, giving your side its sixth trick and defeating the contract. You than apologize to partner for having failed to give him the club ruff earlier, He gave you such a scornful look when you led the ace and another diamond that you had _ better try to placate him by apologiz- ing for your stupidity. OTTAWA BEATEN . ITHACA, N.Y, (AP)--Cornell University whipped University of Ottawa 10-3 in hockey Tues- day night. Three brothers, Douglas, David and Robert Fer- guson, paced the Cornell attack' with a total of four goals and four assists among them. Corn-| ell is 3-0 for the season, Ottawa) 4-1, ' SALLY'S SALLIES gee "Is that the only game you brought home after a, whole week of hunting?" "MILL STREET" VARIETY STORE MILL & OXFORD Open 7 Days of the Week 10 A.M. to 10 P.M. . COLBORNE ' GROCETERIA Colborne St. at Church St. 728-6341 . OPEN ---- DAILY 'TIL 10 P.M. Seven Days a Week 39. S. Pacific island group 42. A yellow eG @ Fresh Fruits © Vegetables © Meats fruit 46, Constel- lation 47, Fishing net 48. Meager GZ 49. Bordered DOWN La + 1. Beverage 12-8 there is some bump or injury, small blood vessels break and the blood does not clot quickly enough. Some of it escapes. into the tissues to make a_ visible "bruise."' Since your doctor has stated categorically that severe cirr- iosis has not yet developed, hy be so gloomy? Why not ac- ept this good news at face value? Rely on the fact that the liver, given a chance, does recuperate remarkably, The obvious solution is for you to discontinue the medica- tion at once (I am sure this al- ready has been done) 'and then follow the two rules of caring for your liver: Avoid alcoho completely (because it speed up accumulation of fat in the liver, leading to cirrhosis) and eat a reasonable, balanced diet. FREE DELIVERY ERNIE CA FREE DELIVERY "It it's LUMBER, call our NUMBER" "PHONE 725-1121 53 ALBERT ST.