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Partner's dou- ble announces the values for an opening bid, and it is there- E-- |fore quite obvious that our hand, in conjunction with partner's, is wl |practically sure to produce at least a game. Hwever, the best game con- tract is certainly in doubt at this point, and we should not arbitrarily respond with a jump THE LONE RANGER NUBBIN SECRET AGENT X9 HENRY ee ee ee ee mts BEAT OUT THESE '8 SO WE CAN HELP HIM! shift in spades, diamonds or clubs. While a response of el- ther two spades, three clubs or three diamonds would identify the game-going prospects, it might at the same time result in the wrong suit becoming trump. The best thing to do is to cuebid the opponent's suit and force partner to make the choice of trumps. We have ex- cellent support for any suit North names. 2. Two. clubs. It may be tempting to respond one no- trump with this type of hand, but most authorities agree that this response to a double shows greater strength (usually 8 or 9 points). A two club response promises nothing and is there- fore a more accurate bid. 3. Three clubs. It would obvi- ously be wrong to respond with one spade or two clubs, since either response might also be based on a hand such as: Spades -- Q752; Hearts -- 96; Diamonds -- 64; Clubs -- J8762; Hence, we must make a jump response to show our values, and the only question is whether it is better to reply with two spades or three clubs. The ad- vantage of three clubs is that partner will know we have only four if and when we get TIM GENERAL DIAZ. IF THERE'S ANY FURTHER SERVICE, HERE'S MY CARD. PLEASE CALL ON ME, COMFORTABLE NOW? BUZ SAWYER k_ ENCLOBE THIS CARD, HERE'S THE ADORESS. SEND ONE DOZEN RED ROSES TO SENORITA AND MILA MORGAN NTE SOL TT Boe maxroy RACES TOWARD BLACK ROCK CHOLLA' GOOD HE/LL BE DOGGIN' JANE ARDEN RIDE! NO TIME TALK! 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Sa'urday Night at 4--Lassie ine weve 130 PM. 11:20 P.M, 9--Mr. Novak j &-2--Disney's World of Color DONALD DUCK chance to bid them later. 4. One notrump. The high- card values and the balanced distribution are best shown by responding with a notrump in- stead of two clubs. Again a two club response would not show our actual values, It is impor- tant to remember that any time you have six or more points when partner doubles, you have more in the way of high-card strength than partner has @ right to expect, Whenever pos- sible, therefore, you look for # bid that will either suggest or indicate this strength. 5. Two notrump. In the face of partner's double, this 13 ' {point hand -- including a double- stopper in hearts -- is likely to produce a game in notrump if partner's hand is balanced, or game in a suit if partner's hand is unbalanced. Most players treat the two notrump response as forcing to game. c SALLY'S SALLIES WE'RE MAKING A SURVEY TO LEARN HOW MAN? PEOPLE WATCH 'THE. 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