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IT GIVES ME AOBEP SENGE OF RESPONSIBILITY 10 ONCE AGAIN jogs orig 1 FEEL VERY PROUD 10 HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO WATCH OVER THE MONEY/ SUT 1 WOULD PEEL EVEN PROUDER \F WE HAD GOME MONEY TO WATCH OVER! iF J TELL YOu A SECRET, WILL YOU PROMISE NOT TO REPEAT IT, HENRY ? © Keng Foca Seca, ten, 1905, Wered ghee meoerve, | ALLO tr THE LONE RANGER AS TONTO FIRES TO'COVER HIM, THE LONE RANGER, DARTS FORWARD, WHEN SUDDENLY: + SECRET AGENT X9 Channet Channel Channel Channet Channe! 2---Buftalo 2-Barrie 4--Bufialo ¢~Toronte 7~--Buttelo Channel &--Rochester Channe) %---Toronte | Channel 11--Hamilton =| "corona nee somnngea FRIDAY EVENING 6:00 P.M, Family Theatre 9--Five O'clock Movie 6--Superman 4-The Kings Ovtiew 3--Movi 'YOU MIGHT UKE 70 SEE THE TOWN, AT LEAST 1/M AN ADMIRER, W OF A SECRETARY WHO CAN BE A KARATE EXPERT AS WELL AS A LADY. ry GUY TO WORK FOR, APTER ALL! [= [Now 1 CAME ODT OF THE RIVER RIGHT THERE WHERE THAT... WELL, DLL BE sno si tsi 4 s hy = Sees oS a WHEN I WANT To LOSE A FEW. POUNDS... I LET THE LITTLE giRLS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD COME IN ANP cook ANYTHING THEY ASE / - ---- 1 ee THAT GENERALLY KILLG MY APPETI TE FOR DAYS / trey WONT FREEZE! ve. we &--Lioyd Thaxton 8:30 PLM, &--Leave it to Beaver &--Meet The Prose T-News Central oA La Carte 4~--News, Sports with Chuck Healy Today, 1965 4100 PLM, Ni--Family Theatre Ne. 2 %4+3--News; Weather) Sports #-2--Huntley-Brinkley ews 7--Cheyenne @--Across Canada. 7:00 P.M, %~The Flintstones 6-2--Doble Giilis 7-6--News, Weather, Sports 4--People Are Funny 3---Waegon Train i" PLM. 11--Jamboree 9--Andy Griffith &2--Inlernational Show. 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An -informatory or takeout double announces least the values for an opening bid. Once the double is made, there is no obligation to bid again unless partner res with a jump bid or a cu unless the doubler has values clearly in excess of a minimum double. It must be borne in mind that when a player re- sponds to a double in terms, he may have a very poor hand. To bid case would values than we have, There is almost no chance of making a game opposite a two clitb re- sponse. The best way of indi- cating this is by passing. 2. Three clubs, Here also we have 15 points, but the single- i jton heart improves the hand enough to justify a further bid. If partner has a fair hand, just response, game is by no means impossible. The three club bid invites partner to go on with a hand good enough to produce a game opposite a takeout dou- ble with extra values, thought should be given to men- tioning spades or way to show club support is by raising clubs. 3. Two notrump. Bearing in mind that partner's hand may be trickless, two notrump an- nounces high! values, ump blindly to three notrump, t this would be indicative of a tendency 'to bid in solo rather than in partnership style. Two notrump is more infor- mative than two diamonds, the alternative bid. In choosing be tween the two, two notrump @ preferred because it comes much closer to iden bots the high card values an balanced distribution. 4, our clubs, There are @ lot of messages we'd like to send at this point, but, since the laws permit only one bid at a time, all we can do is make the bid best suited to the occasion. The bids most worth: sideration are two spades, three spades and four clubs, The last bid has the merit of identifying a very powerful hand, but at the same time allows partner to pass with a really horrible hand, Two spades would under- state our values, while three at ds id, or mum ain in the present announce more No amonds, The substantial Many players would the of con- (forcing) would exag- gerate them and could result in gerate them and could result in reaching an utterly hopeless contract. CROSSWORD 2-Family P 1:60 ®. Continental Miniature 9--Spectrum 7--Mind Over Myth 63--Early Bird Program 4-Ted Mack Ameteur Hour 1:38 POA. I1--Spotlight $--House On The Hill 7---Top Star Bowling +3--Country Calender jowling a ila 1 lub 11 nee Theatre ais 4--French For Leve 2--Or. Kiidare 1 PM 7~--World of Sports 6--The Valiant Years 4--Bowling 3-Doctors af Werk The Sea 3:08 P.M. 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