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THE OSHAWA TIMES, Monday, Mey 31, 1965 45 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individuel Championship Pley) FAMOUS HANDS West dealer. Neither side vulnerable. "JULIET JONES NORTH 1097654 K54 io 5 Pg ihe ? SHOPPING, DEAR NG, - "St Neeo 'some Ne oe AX THE GIANTS Temarereaner erate | OF RRO Ue DMT "ame | crt nace HADDA GET NORTH INTO A COOLER(Fi) GET F : HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS, FREEZ pening lead--ace of clubs. / if} A CHIL? wig id fo Ai y ad ae GETTLERS STAND lye "pe A " PINE TRet p When both sides are active Wi, UP THY. GT WORE lata A yp Bap > -- 4 po /,| | sanomarn! | in the bidding, it 1s often diffi- US RIGHT WHEN HB Pot fhm MOGEH: ye cult for the players to know ex- WANTS 'EM7/ SECRET PAGS. oi SA \actly how far to go. Here is an unusual example which shows how badly even expert players sometimes mis- gauge 4 situation. The hand occurred in the match between France and the United. States in 1963. When France had the North- South cards, the bidding went as shown. The notrump overcall by North was simply fancy, but thereafter the bidding by the American East-West pair was natural, though somewhat mis- THE LONE RANGER LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY SW TA lil WOW 99 YOu want 7. However, the unusually ag- Wi ae nea | ete os WY f . -- f gressive action by the American . . UNITED STATS. pair was eventually rewarded SECRET AGENT X9 ; OPROUE * when North, acting under the in central ' OAS F , misapprehension that a grand one ae vat ! a % Cems slam in clubs was about to be an "lit ' de CATCH SOME i vs K Mee os made against him, made a sac- fer of Bo f ci Y » ' , A rifice bid of seven spades. This Figen ; i : ' . i dA a ¥ é contract went down from--700 } , points. Why South failed to double seven clubs, holding the ace of hearts, is a mystery still un- solved. Similarly, West's failure to recognize that his spade void facing East's ace was a dupli- cation of values is likewise baf- | 1 (WELL, WELLS | WE'RE IN " 32% the second table held the North- reel oR | af | Pome 6 South cards, the bidding went (Tee 1 ee | | Posner | UL s b ALE »/ ») i ad ~ \\ a cy. i Ee DONALD DUCK ZI ' fling. eg | fl loa CARA Wien the American pair at ae ry a ! "| A) as follows: off i West North Hast South : re 16 Pas 19 26 3H 3@ 44NT Pass Sh 6S@ Dble North realized, of course, that his side could not make six spades when he bid it, He was making a sacrifice bid in ad- vance of the expected six club pa CCE PTET id. ted Op Ring Fostaree Syntiente. } | LY, NARCOTICS! SOMEBODY HAD | | : rs - Me Whether six clubs would have bur PLANTED A LITTLE METAL BOX . arias eee ore ght $ ee re . been made will never be known. WHAT \{ OF HEROIN IN MY PLANE. BUT 4 It would have taken a heart va ) OUTSMARTED THEM AND THREW 1. Gaiters . Mast e ee tate | ~ lead by North and a heart con- * PRYING OVER THE MOUNTAINS, IT GOT BUMPY, SOMETHING CAME LOOSE AND WAS RATTLING AROUND, 1 PICKED IT UR" Avweee amie teatime aie ~~ 3 T OUT sos HAW-HAW-HAW! _ 6, Embrace . Hawaiian 4 | ' tinuation to stop the slam. } aa 11. Potty: apron I FIO MMNIAIS] } # South went down three--500 i aw 3. On tip! x | é g points--at six spades doubled, ; K 12, Urgency . Skin ee 6 4 |and the United States team J ° | 13. Placeina disorder . TOW ao we & i _ i | hae Faitnew Oe ) f f gained 200 points on the deal. 14. Found in . Greek a OIAIS ae om | : é | j | a print letter Mu : S Lf Seen. ge , Bea : Feline Fancier 5. To azinul, county . Si | ; asalaw . Questions | | ~ . Golfer . Rising ; : 37. Temperate | : ca | Lo 49 C ts Snead an water . 39. Scheme | "a orate Ses a . 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