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Pitchers with lids . Adult female By HENRY 8S. BRADSHER KHABAROVSK (AP) -- Rus- sian railways had never been like this. Foam rubber mattresses with neatly made beds instead of cotton pads and a mess of bedding. Crisply uniformed womer white gloves instead of frowzily dressed women with family- filial manners. Quick, through service in- stead of stopping at every vil- lage to unload bread. iefed grand others., | This was train No. 3, It was loaded with foreign tourists on la shortcut through the Soviet Union from Japan to western Europe, which the' Russians are needed foreign currency. The .tourists had landed in Nakhodka, the picturesque new Soviet commercial port on the Sea of Japan, after a 52-hour voyage from Yokohama. Await- ing them was a train of new cars and especially trained ierew, The train is used only |three or four times a moninh. ordinary passengers. conductors with smiles and) promoting as an earner of badly) Russian Train Spruces Up For Trip By Foreign Tourists Along the rail route, cameras snap in all directions. Conduc- tors smile, pose and even take pictures for travellers. Police- men at stops also pose. Normally, photography is il- legal at a Soviet railway sta- tion. Normally, also, vodka is not served in Soviet dining cars-- because of the problem of over- consumption in this country-- but tourists can buy it. For train No. 3 there were no lrules except pleasing the tour- ists and impressing them. That |probably is why waitresses on jtrain No. 3 refuse tips the way Communist theory says a self- respecting worker should. On other trains, they are happy to get tips. | Last year 8,500 tourists, many of them going to the Olympics in Japan, used this route. 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World 7--General rospitel 4--Te Teli The Truth THE OSHAWA TIMES, Soturdey, July 3,1965 1] BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individual Championship Ploy) East dealer. Neither side vulnerable. NORTH @K7432 @A10762 -- Sara 95 Th $xquesss $106 @KQI7T52 $31098532 &-- SOUTH @AQI86 Saceas 3x6 The bidding: West orth 2m /3h Pass' 4@ Pass 59 Pass 76 Opening lead -- jack of clubs. A hand reported by Jack Kelly, Irish international star, in the British Bridge Magazine is of prime interest because of its unusual character. South is in seven spades and West leads a club. When East discards a heart or a diamond on the opening lead, it is not difficult for South to realize that East was dealt thirteen red ones. However, it is still some- what difficult to work out the mechanics of making the con- tract, and anyone who enjoys problems of this sort is welcome to the job. An ordinary crossruff will fail because communication difficul- ties arise that are impossible to overcome. The method neces- sary is an unusual squeeze against East, and the proper plays, suggested by East's freak distribution, are really not hard to execute. Declarer wins the club in his hand, cashes the Q-J of spades, and next plays two more clubs, ending in dummy. When he ther leads the king of spades, this is the position: North @K74 9Al0762 East WKQIS @KQI7 oA86 OAD848 East is caught in a squeeze, If he discards a heart, declarer stays in dummy, cashing 'the ace of hearts, ruffing a heart, ruffing a diamond, and then ruffing another heart to make dummy supreme. If East discards a diamond instead, South overtakes the spade king with the ace, cashes the ace of diamonds, ruffs a dia mond, ruffs a heart, and then ruffs another diamond, thus es- tablishing his own hand to make the rest of the tricks. East is at the mercy of de- clarer, who uses the king of spades as a two-way prong to overcome East regardless of what he elects to do. Great Timon By Schofield STRATFORD-ON-AVON, Eng- land (Reuters)--Paul Schofield scored a triumph Thursday night in the title role in Timon of Athens at the Royal Shake- speare Theatre here. The bitter and uneven trag- edy, which has much in com- mon with King Lear and be- longs to Shakespeare's darkets period, is seldom performed. It had not been seen at Startford since 1928. Now, finely directed by the British film director John Schl- esinger, it has given Schofield the chance of adding a memo- rable follow-up performance to his Lear. His portrait of the over-gen- erous Athenian lord who, hav- ing lavished his fortune on fair- weather friends, turns to mor- bid misanthropy when he meets with their ingratitude, is a pow- erful study in contrasts, beauti- fully spoken and deeply felt. The reception of Thursday night's premier was one of the most enthusiasic seen at Strat- ford. Scofield was repeatedly recalled by the audience, which applauded for nearly 10 min- utes. AWARDED ALIMONY MIAMI, Fla (AP) -- Cassius Clay's 25 - year - old wife was awarded $350 a week tempor- ary alimony Wednesday and $2,500 temporary lawyer fees pending outcome of divorce proceedings. In a hearing be- fore a Dade County circuit court judge, Sonji Clay was de- nied her petition for $1,000 a week or more. Clay filed suit for annulment last June 23, complaining that Sonji had re- neged on a promise to convert to Clay's Muslim faith. SALLY'S SALLIES "You won't have to do dishes very long, dear. You're breake ing so many of them,"