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4 LIKE WHAT IMA G7} THINKING RIGHT, ABOUT @TAYIN! DINNER: TWINK4/ ONE GLASS OF LOW-CALORIE LIQUIP DIBT FOOD! ng DINNBR FOR/ T'M HURT THAT YOU DISOBEYED ME, BUT 1 CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR LUCK, SONses LUCK NEVER BUT DON'T FIB TO ME AGAIN! = We' HAS... WE'VE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, ALL EACH OTHER 7ROM We - CANADIAN TROOPS o0+ wouR" REPEATED INFANTRY ATTACKS), @ERMAN DNIGIONS FAIL TO BREAK THROUGH THE SINGLE + CANADIAN _16T DIVISION I THE LONE RANGER SECRET AGENT X93 DONALD DUCK MATCH H BALLETS OR Pe THE BAYONETS a] TO 1 jsome doubt w '| |to preempt Sreigiten ri rene 23 THE OSHAWA Times, Saturday, September 4, 1965 BRIDGE Gy &, SAY SECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individuel Championship Play) the" (British) "Bridge. Magetiae, relates some of with a little man he keeps run- ning into, e likes the man all right, ex-- cept for his one bad habit. It seems that the little man shows Benjamin a hand, asks what he would bid, waits for the answer, and then disappears, Benjamin never learns whether the an- swer is right or wrong, For example, the little man. do as Bouth, if West opeued tee lo as . es' tw clubs, North passed, Bast bid two spades, and South had: Spades; K-J-7-4; hearts: 8-3; diamonds; A-K-Q-100-5-2; clubs; --, ! Benjamin replies that there is her it is better in diamonds, or whether it is better to pass and hope that North will lead a club against a high heart contract West might reach, Of course, the little man dis- appears after posing the ques- tion. Six months later Benjamin meets the man again and aska what happened on the hand. The little .man doesn't remember what happened, He doesn't even remember the hand, Not only that, but the-little man poses still another prob: lem, South is playing in six spades doubled, West leads the three of hearts, and it wins the trick! The defence is sound and South makes the contract, What are the four hands? Benjamin spends some cleep- less nights trying to construct a hand to meet the conditions stated by the little man, Finally he comes up with a hand that makes sense, but he can't locate the little man to find out wheth- er he's right, Here is the hand Benjamin composes; East dealer. East-West vulnerable. woRTH oa1083 @A2 goveres +? ae Sa94es Koste4s m3 Soeas bidding: '7 West Worm 2 4@ 4 Pass 58@ 3 Pass 6@ 6 Opening lead--three of hearts, Declarer ducks the heart, East discards a club, and South thereupon discards the jack of diamonds, A heart is continued The Fast he ¢ Cd ble BUT AS YOU SO APTLY PUT IT, $10,000 FOR YOUR COLLEGE EDUCATION 1S NOT TO BE SNEEZED AT. (SICTAINTT IAT IETS | . Lab gored MIOTL TEV RBEIL IOLA) union 3. Feather or straw 4. Follow 5, Subdue 6, Eminence 7. Shun 26, Cistern 27, Turned inside out "at (Ole i 30. meg I IRIAIOIE MS IH [OINIEI é ISTBIE MMA. ITIOlOINIA| 32. 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Fearne the education de:| Professor Mitchell believes rtment in the University ofthat more effective links will be lOtago here. jestablished within the next year Professor Mitchell, who js(or two, Difficulties surrounding chairman of the National Co-/Such 8 -- Canada e mr ordinating Committee of the Progtessively overcome, he said, New Zealand College of Educa-|9"4 20¥ the quality of work was tion, has returned to Dunedin|"esarded as satisfactory and the after a year's study leave in| Policy was supported by the tea- Canada and Britain, jchers and education depart: Referring to the Canadian aya: [ On sys-| , : ltem of teacher training, Profes-| "The faculties ave een ac sor Mitchell said he was gen-\cepted in ae ere ties, and uinely impressed with the qual-|Alberta especially has a wary ity of the work done by Cana-|high standard," he said, ey dian universities and com-\have many conjoined appoint- mented on the faculties of teach-/ments where a a may ers' education at universities in|teach in. several faculties, in- Alberta and British Columbia|°luding the education faculty. and moves for a similar ar- rangement in several other WATCH HERRING RISE provinces. 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BASIC COSTS ROCKET The cost of living in the former Belgian Congo has quad- rupled since independence five years ago. MORE GO ABROAD | A total of 2,200,000 American citizens took overseas in 1964 and about 1,000,000 for- jeigners wisited the United States, REACH ACROSS SPACE A 10,000-watt laser beam, foe- ussed through a 200-inch re- flector teleseope, would be vis- ible through a similar telescope 10,000,000 light years away, | FEWER STUDY FIRST AID | Ontario, which had 500 chart- ered branches of the Red Cross | in 1939, now has only 184 active | branches. FISHES FOR CENTURIES Portuguese fishermen have ierossed the Atlantic to fish on the Grand Banks of Newfound- land for more than 450 years. : CLOCK IN rar } Some species 0! ly 'have been timed fytnn ch |m.p.h, and have been known to migrate hundreds of miles, 'SALLY'S SALLIES "How will I ever learn to cook if you won't eat the ! Itty