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THE OSHAWA TIMES, Monday, September 20, 1 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER, Sr cttiads At Play) North dealers. Neither side vulnerable. « [Proven A_ BRILLIANT LEADER AT VIMY RIDGE AND SUBSEQUENT BATTLES, IN AN, OF THE ENTIRE CORPS WITH LT.~ GEN RANK» Opening lead--king of club#. Most of the hands played in the annual world tournament could serve as models of how the game should be played; but, unfortunately, there are many other hands which arise to illustrate how the should not be played. Boe Take this deal which occurred in the match between Sweden and the United States in 1953, The American East (who be nameless) opened the ding with two spades after the Swedish North had passed, East- West were playing weak two- bids, the prime purpose of which is, to, make the bidding more difficult for the opponents, South doubled for takeout and North responded three monds, At this ~ |having spoken his piece, sh have passed, but he bid spades instead. South again, this time for bus! and that became the East did hot fare well, He lost two clubs, a diamond, hearts and three spades to down four -- 700 points, As if this were not , the" American at the other ta og A their troubles, a4 e ing went in this pedi liar manner: North East 19 2@ Pass Pass North elected to open r heart over which East Mi to two spades. It was not ge for South to realize partner had bid a psychic-- after all, there are only -q many high cards in the deck, But in trying to solve the problem of how to deal with the situation, South came up with an answer that was neither fish nor fowl. He could have doubled two spades, or he could have jumped to three notrumip, either of which would have been acceptable, Instead he bid two making five, Counting South scored 360 points, but the United States team lost $40 points on the deal, ° is Quiz Emcee Hoes) /Qut, Happy Gaturdsy's Answer By BOB THOMAS 84. Tolerable : 35, Irish HOLLYWOOD (AP) -- The truth is that Bob Barker will have to face the consequences next Friday, That's the day that Truth.or Consequences goes off daytime television, leaving Barker wn employed for the first time in nine years. His reaction? . "lm exhilarated,"* says'. the lanky emcee. "I'm making new plans and talking to new peo- ple about new shows. In the fue ture I may look back on Truth or Consequences as the point of my career, But now I'm feeling great." ~4 Ralph Edwards, the o tor and custodian of T or isn't convinced that this is end of the line for the Barker adds. Edwards have good reason for his After all, the show survived..26 years in broadcasting, m ang adie to night-time teleyi- sion to the daytime spot it occu. pied on NBC, - x CLOSES WAY OF LIFE For Barker, the end of T or will mark the close of what had become a way of life. Ev- ery week of the year, minus vacations, he reported to the remain small or may grow to/white blood cells. 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A wart, if you want to} be technical, is a tumor it's aj growth or swelling that is ab-| normal. ¢ | A corn or a callus isn't a tu-| mor because it is a growth that occurs as a result of nature's response to a physiologically un- . }eomfortable condition | A corn develops because shoes} ' 'or socks put too much pressure! Tumor on a certain point: The skin thickens to protect it. The corn becomes painful only because we wear shoes. If we didn't, the corn would merely be thickened area of skin, protec- tive and not painful, Of course, if we went barefoot, we wouldn't have corns anyway, Calluses, to be sure, but not corns! A tumor is an_ excessive growth not intended' by nature; for some useful purpose. Lipomas are growths of fatty come big enough to be unsightly or uncomfortable, or a nuis- ance, then they can be removed. But that's all there is to them. And there are other types of benign tumors. CONTINUES TO GROW So now let's go on to the malignant tumor, a growth which does not stop growing. If not removed or otherwise de- stroyed, such as by radiation it will grow endlessly. It can grow until it engulfs some vital organ, causing death, Or, if that doesn't occur within a moderately short time, the malignant tumor, or can- cer, will scatter cells which get into the blood and are carried to other parts of the body. Some --perhaps not many, but it does not take many to cause trouble --lodge elsewhere, Being malig-' nant, they start new tumors) cancers), This is what we call] metastatic cancer, or cancer which has spread from one part of the body to: another. Not all malignant diseases are} tumors. Leukemia, which in cer- tain types is called cancer of the blood, may not cause tu- mors, or lumps, except enlarge- ment of lymph nodes. Rather, it tissue under the skin. They may expense of other needs of the body. And, in addition, the white cells are not properly formed, and hence don't serve their in- tended purpose. acteristic of cancer, Cells divide and multiply at excessive rate, but they always are imperfect. Thus when cancer is suspected, a biopsy, or sample of the con- cerned tissue, is taken and then examined to see whether the This, in fact, is another char-|" -- to be sick on the weekehds only," That amounts to a lot of stunts, a lot of frivolity. What does he remember out of all of t? "The people," he says, 'Put. ting a man in a satellite ish't important. The impressions that remain with me concern the people we had on the shew, Some of them were pretty damned amazing." : cells in it are normal or are imperfect. That is how to determine whether a lump, or tumor, is benign or malignant. And, inci- dentally, that is how the so- called "Pap test" works. Gen- tle scraping of cells from a mu- cous surface, such as the cervix jwill disclose the presence of im- perfect cells long before their presence 'can be noted by. other means. Dear Dr. Molner: I have bladder trouble and want to get bottled water for drinking and cooking. Which water is best, spring or distilled?--Mrs. H.B. There's no advantage, medic- ally, in either. Spring water is usually high in mineral content; distilled water has no mineral SALLY'S SALLIES is a disease which essentially is an unrestrained - growth oficontent and no taste.