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" / the following five hands? peony 1. $2076 96 OAKIODD QAI > 2, @AT ars BRUANG AT CANAL BU NORD ARE CAUBHT THOUaH ied Harney, SOON THERE'LL BE NO MORE yi pa . ; "ae one 6 SURPRIOR MANOEUVRE 4's - | |/T PROVES A & ; aammnenens 4 905 om 6 5. @AQ9 won oxOs 4a76 DIANS ¥ INSTE 1, Double, There 1s too much danger of missing a spade fit by overcalling a heart bid with two diamonds. Thus, partner may have @ hand with five i JIGT FOUR HOURG AFTER LIBERATING Sore ya king 'ee be én. MONG able to speak over two U Kt-9 wane rina CANADIANS monds, in which case a game GELEBRATE THE BND OF LO WAR If |might be lost. Similarly, partner may have a good fourcard spade holding which would also produce a sound play for game. > GEE, ZERO=T CANT FIGGER 4 , ca eee eee The iP ae has sn ad- on Clee uy , i yal ' vantage of representing more ENE | 827 MISS WINNIE OUT MR, TONE I@ 4 OW THE LOVE SCENE | MISS WINNIE OUT" MAR, TONE 16 oe: ay #4 egy! accurately the actual strength PORCUPINE THE MINUTE HE 2, Pans, Despite the 14 high- i card points, it is best to pass, It would be unwise to double be- cause support fer spades or dia- monds is lacking, and it would be unwise to overcall with two clubs on such a weak suit be- cause of the danger of -being doubled, The hand would be more promising if RHO had opened the bidding with a dia- mond or a spade, but his heart bid in a suit where we have four Se Josers should put a damper on 1 ; YOU FOOLED ME WITH THis \ NAMES AND IT 6BMED A i NO SANE CREATING aggressive action, ee a A 4 we cous A _ ROSB6 AND THAT LiN@ ABOUT \ RICK = HARMLESS WAY / Us A FUS6, I'LL HUMOR 4, Two spades, The choice lies WATS CUSTOMER. HAVING KNOWN MEF ATSCHOOL, | AN ~ \ 7 Ww HIM FOR AN HOUR OR between a double and a jump a LOOK BUSY .// BUT WE'VE Never Mer / ADHIRGR. 7) 2 "I i SO AND THEN DITCH 5 overcall, the latter getting the WHO AR® YOU REALLY € WHO |: ag j , nod, The double of a sult bid , ») "SUSI HAD |) Wii, ip - ee generally indicates support for To MEET You, |" : 4 abe Pe! 15 i at least two of the remaining F Soa suits, and this hand obviously fails in that regard. The ee overcall is not forcing, thoug partner is expected to reply if his values are such that he would have responded had we opened the bidding as dealer with a spade, 4, Double, Here we just about make the grade for a bid. It , would be excessively -- "a | saliia tive to pass and let the oppon- ee Se J an enna Were araer ew] Ceotene. Fagin Rau [ts uery Os all eae LIKE CAN ' F WERE BEHINP SIxTY 'EM A SLAM= . WHAT HABPENED TO vou? nent There is a good chance that only a part score is at stake. but part + score battles should not be ignored merely because the stakes are less than in game or slam hands, It must be re- membered that two part scores, back to back, make a game and are worth fighting for, 5, One notrump, We have the values for a double, but it is better to overcall with a no trump, a bid which represents what we a8 a lh 18 a al d distr , When 1 al WE WALK SIXTEEN PEET.n, AN' RIGHT HERB UNDER MY FEET = are lucky a oie a 19 AN IRON KETTLE FULL OF GOLD ae a LOOK THERE / A crack \ wesT/ AN' SILVER COIN WE. STOLE OFF ION i, G ACROSS DOWN 18. Heavy bid available | which he gare PTRAIGHT AP A DIE,... THE INTERNATIONAL AN' GREAT Bxploaive 3, Contour ham- a At] jyour hand perfectly, you shou NORTHERN RAILWAY... THE LONE pe wee Gal ecunde Feather mere use that bid in preference to at STAR ROUTE... 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Basso 4 Say Hee gas Pl l11--Wreatiing Sconene® {sperm to increase in number. | more cancer + prone you are.|weil's @: Menderaan' a Burn's @: Mit 2--Peyton Place @-Wish Yeu Were Mere > Ni A The motility or activity of the}sometimes the cause of badichett'a 3, Rint's 1: Motor City & White's 1) sincbinesees eiasamiiiteianssbsin : cit He ===} sperm is one thing The number! preath is from eating too much| Nes & ard Chen's 2 -- jof sperm cells is another, Ooly| cweets and starches, Sugar fer- don he" Neste Cs tana YOUR HEALTH : : fjone healthy sperm cell is re-| ments and this is the cause «fjell's & Olsen's % White's, Saywell's and x Mi quired to cause pregnancy, if/pad breath.--M. F. Bint's 2, Burn's Bea Alexander 4. that cell reaches and penetrates | 4 se45 vum. Yet tur ranged) Are you asking me, or teiling {| Query Too Difficult Sigmemeai sc A miscues fee = SALLY'S. SALLIES ot 224 | F : are ogee at aig ga The gpd ya can freshen the ------_---- - _ leachate An oh etal number and the motiily or ac-| mouth, and remove some debris TAND... YOUR HEALTH, yt M YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, or y Doctor ries are different factors, bull that causes odor, Rinsing your YOU KNOW THAT RICH "AND QUITE FRAGILE, | ces ae if the sperm count is increased,| mouth with water will do some THE MISERABLE AND NONE OF THAT | | By JOSEPH G., MOLNER, MD \the chance of finding more ac-|of that, too. If you like mouth: COUNTS ahve 4 Dear Dr, Molner: Please dis} will respond to treatment jtive cells also is increased.| wash, use it, but you can't get FOR PAU jcuss treatments to increase fer-| Mumps, whether in childhood| Hence the count is a good guide| rid of all the germs in the tility in men, Approximately | or later, may (not necessarily| but isn't necessarily the whole! mouth. |how long does it take to build/will) destroy fertility, If beth! Story. I don't know a shred of evi- jup the sperm count enough to/testes are affected, there is no| The sperm count can vary, sojdence to support your notion j}cause pregnancy? My husband/ treatment to restore fertility, If}don't rely on a single examina:| about cancer, As to your (heory jhas only 30 percent motility.--|only one is affected, fertility re-|tion. Several counts should been bad breath, certainly sugar | Mrs, J. B. mains, Another cause is unde:}made to be sure that a defi-ior protein material ferments | There are different causes;|scended testes; unless this is|ciency really exists and provides a goo? medium in ldifferent treatments, As k i n Si corrected early (by teen-age at which odor - producing germs how long it will take to build upMleast) sperm production will be} Dear Dr, Molner: | think my)can thrive, But there is a great the sperm count is too difficult! nil husband has emphysema, soideal more to bad breath than a question for any. doctor to \ defect in' the tube which!please write about this disease/sugar and starches--onions, to- "T want to study abstract arg answer, The question is how/conveys sperm from the testes{and the diet for it.--Mrs, E. G.|bacco, infections, trapped parti- Tm just full of odd ideas," quickly, if at all, the patient/is another possibility. Some-' If you think he has emphy- cles of other foods, etc, MUGCS AND SKEETER 2m.